And nor should they be, but here is Patsy Kensit interviewed in last week’s Observer Magazine:
Q. How do you feel about plastic surgery?
A. If it means you can look like Sharon Osborne, then why not?
If it is not a fierce deadpan joke, then that’s a spectacular case of body dysmorphic disorder you have there, Miss Kensit.

The curse of good looks is that you loose anonymity, so I’ve been told, and so I’ve read. Maybe Patsy wants a spell being anonymous, for a change!
Hmm – Sharon Osbourne or Patsy Kensit. Tough choice…