This is not me. Save as a result of incompetent shaving, or depressed non-shaving, I have never had a beard. And not more than a couple of millimetres long, in any case. My verse output is formal exercises and satyrical squibs. One directory thinks there are eight Guy Herberts in Britain. More than one of those are, or were, me. I do not know whether any are him.

Huh?
Guy,
Are you getting needlessly Borgesian or is it something else?
Wouldn’t having ID cards and perhaps the mandatory quoting of your unique citizen numbers when doing anything online be a great help here? 🙂
Bob.
Nick M,
Were it not for “needlessly” I’d be flattered.
Bob,
Quite.