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Plodding PCs

Far be from me to try to tell HMG how to run their nationalised industries, but if I was ever to be charged with such a thankless task, I would not go about it like this:

Fitness tests for police recruits are being made easier in an attempt to increase the number of women officers, the Home Office has announced.

Recruits’ speed and agility will no longer be put to the test as this is where most of the women have been failing.

Tests of strength and endurance will be made easier and the speed and distances recruits have to run will be halved.

This may actually be a blessing. As we watch the apparatus of a police state growing around us we can take some comfort that the police may get set on us for all the wrong reasons but at least we will be able to run away from them.

1 comment to Plodding PCs

  • Andy

    Nevermind running. Just stand there and grapple with them; they won’t be able to do anything to you.
    Actually, now that I think about it, skip the grappling part, just stand there. They’ll be too weak to even slap the cuffs on ya.