Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
– Lord Ashcroft, spotted by the great Guido.
Too much information? Is that being a tad too transparent? I really did LOL. I say: For once, what sounds like truly good advice from a politician.
“Politicians are dozy shits” needs a QotD?
:>))))!!!!
Someone should tell Doug Stanhope that Lord Ashcroft is stealing his act.