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Shocking revelation…

BREAKING: Greta Thunberg reveals horrible torture at the hands of Israeli captors.

“They harvested every single one of my organs” she now says. “Then they forced me to work in a plutonium mine and we weren’t give any kind of protective equipment.”

7 comments to Shocking revelation…

  • Shocking, if true, but unfortunately it isn’t.

    Much like her claim of having to sit with her luggage in the corridor of a Deutsche Bahn train, when the reality is that she was treated fantastically in their first class carriage.

    The Gaza Gremlin has no problem lying to push her Marxist agenda.

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/dec/15/greta-thunberg-in-twitter-spat-with-german-rail-firm

    “Dear Greta,” its press department wrote in a two-part tweet. “Thank you for supporting us railroaders in the fight against climate change! We were happy that you travelled with us on Saturday in the ICE 74 … but it would have been even nicer, had you also reported how friendly and competently you were looked after by our team at your seat in the first class.”

    DB confirmed that Greta had travelled first class between the cities of Kassel and Hamburg. Greta responded swiftly, suggesting that DB had overreacted to her tweet by inferring that she had criticised the company for running an overcrowded service.

  • Nicholas (Locals, Rule!) Gray

    since Greta identifies as a victim, then that is what she is! ‘Fact’ is just another 4-letter word.

  • John

    https://youtu.be/ve8JzyjHz0Y?si=rJu-dGY9CZb0_eQ0

    I will never tire of this while wondering how in Gods name it was made by the bbc.

  • Paul Marks

    I personally supervised the sale of Greta to the Emperor Ming the Merciless of the Planet Mongo.

    I have no idea how Greta escaped – I hope this escape will not reflect badly on my reputation as a slave trader.

    I also sold all her internal organs – but they somehow escaped as well, and went back into Greta.

  • JJM

    I call her St Greta The Grim. She is an utterly re-Greta-ble individual.

    But I suspect that her best days as a global harridan are behind her, having aligned herself perhaps too closely to the now thoroughly repugnant Palestinian cause to elicit any broader appeal.

  • Zerren Yeoville

    John (4.36pm)

    I have the same reaction about this clip, also from a BBC show. I can only assume the censors either called in sick or were WFH that day:

    Monkey Dust – The Scorpion of Allah

  • bobby b

    “I will never tire of this while wondering how in Gods name it was made by the bbc.”

    Samizdat lives!

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