No, I am not talking about the tiresome Lindsay Lohan and her ilk.
Perusing the morning papers, I could not help but wonder who will come under more fire: Kiera Knightley for glamorizing smoking (and looking absolutely stunning while she does so), or Sienna Miller for wearing what appears to be a keffiyeh as a bikini top?

Kiera looks stunning as usual and Gawd knows what Ms Miller is up to. I’m not a particular fan of hers but in her defence I would have to say she at least makes the garment more glamourous than Arafat managed. Wasn’t he something of a Che Guevarra type sex-symbol in the 70s? Bloody hell, truly the decade that style forgot!
Well, Sienna Miller seems to be sensitive to the problem. She took it off. (see last photo).
It shames me to say so but looking at the things in the first photograph, I have to say that I would love to put both in my mouth.
Not only do I not know who these ladies are, but I still don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is.
Keira Knightley is the only one of the bunch mentioned who does not really belong in that category (granted, she is as much a spoiled brat as the rest of them, if we are to believe the media).
No surprise – they tend to be wrapped around tits.
I’d vote for “Spike” (the character, not the actor) as PM. Could hardly be worse than the last three.