A Christmas Song

A Christmas Song Since it is that time of the year, I thought to set my keyboard to bits to bring forth some cheering thoughts for the Holiday Season and the New Year. Cheerful that is, for those of us who are not living in caves…

al Qaeda roasting on a mountain road
Rangers shooting off their toes
Broadside blasts coming down through the air

And Taliban in body bags

Everybody knows a JDAM and a laser light
Help to make the bunker bright

Tiny bombs blowing shards all around
Will make it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Sam is on his way
He’s loaded lots of bombs and bullets
On his planes

And the al Qaeda boys
are gonna die and find out
Houris really think they were dumb

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
to all the ones who want us dead

Although it’s been said many times
Many ways: Dear Osama
Fuck You