Another bombing tonight in Northern Israel. Another bus rammed by a car packed with explosives. At least 15 dead and 30 maimed.
As I have indicated previously, this is not going to stop.
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Another bombing tonight in Northern Israel. Another bus rammed by a car packed with explosives. At least 15 dead and 30 maimed. As I have indicated previously, this is not going to stop. In response to the increasing public concern at the spiralling rate of violent crime, the Home Office, acting in concert with the Association of Police Chiefs, have prepared this pamphlet containing advice and guidelines that will help you and your family avoid becoming victims of violent crime. Further, and as a direct result of the high number of complaints from members of the public about slow police response times, we have established the Crime Reaction Emergency Team Initiative Networks (CRETINS), a specially constituted force tasked with providing a swift and effective response to emergency calls from members of the public in danger. The most important step to take in order to avoid being a victim of crime is to ensure that you live in abject poverty. A number of government studies have proved that most criminals are motivated by the desire to obtain other people’s possessions by force. Whilst having no possessions at all cannot guarantee your safety, the less you have, the less criminals can steal from you. However, if you have been careless enough to amass material wealth, the following helpful tips listed below may be of some assistance. → Continue reading: A Guide to Self-Defence in the UK And British eyes are crying. The Irish have voted ‘yes’ in the second referendum on endorsing the Nice Treaty. Depressing, but predictable given the weight of the government support and the quantity of EU bribe money behind the ‘yes’ campaign. I don’t suppose a ‘no’ vote would have scuppered the EU or even slowed it down in any material sense, but it would have dented their own sense of inevitability. Seems now that resistance is, indeed, futile. The bad guys are winning. Bugger. What do you say to someone whose 20-something daughter has been transformed into a charcoaled cadaver because she was dancing and drinking cocktails? Personally, I have no idea. I really would not know what to say. Some, however, seem to possess the requisite linguistic tools. One such is Abu Bakar Bashir a Moslem cleric who offered this advise in an interview with the Australian newspaper The Age:
Yes, I have no doubt that they will be falling over themselves in the rush to do just that. The first round of the Mayoral elections are in from Stoke-on-Trent, a provincial town in the British Midlands. The Labour Party incumbent is running pretty much neck-and-neck with an Independent cadidate but the real news is that the British National Party candidate is only just tucked in behind them and the Conservatives have been pushed into a rather feeble fourth place. Not time to man the panic stations yet but I suggest that a careful watching brief is maintained. In the maelstrom of epic and terrible world events, prosaic, but nonetheless, important bits of news have a tendency to slip anonymously beneath the waves of sound and fury. Entirely understandable, I suppose, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t throw out a life-saver every now and then and haul one of the spluttering half-drowned items back in. The man overboard in this case was an article which appeared in the Telegraph yesterday which covered a speech given by the Lord Chief Justice, Lord Woolf and during which he boldy opined that British Judges are not bound by decisions of the European Court in Strasbourg.
This is significant because I cannot recall having heard any official or serious doubt cast upon universally-accepted position that British Courts are wholly beholden to Strasbourg. It is, if you will, a murmuring of dissent. Of course, Lord Woolf stresses that conflict would be a rare thing:
Maybe, maybe not. And, in his position, Lord Woolf could hardly suggest otherwise but the consequences of rejecting a Strasbourg ruling even once means that a precedent is set for further rejections and that kind of thing can so easily snowball to the point where, for all intents and purposes, Britain’s judiciary is independent again. However, the champagne should be kept on ice for now. First of all, Lord Woolf is not a politician and cannot introduce legislation. He is the highest Judge in the land but this is not a ruling, merely an opinion and, as such, has no force of law. His colleagues in the House of Lords are free to reject his invitation but also may take him up on it and proceed accordingly. Secondly, the entire address was couched in terms of the overriding concern for the rights and welfare of immigrants. This may have been due to the nature of the audience but could equally be the result of the obsession with ‘asylum-seekers’ that has taken a hold of our entire political and judicial class. Whilst it is not a damnable concern by any means, is it too much to ask that they consider the liberties and rights of the other 60 million people who live here? Still, one step at a time, I suppose. Overall though, an address in which the country’s most senior Judge gives a green light to his fellow Judges to tell Europe to take a hike, must, on balance, be seen as positive. SCENE: BRUSSELS. OFFICES OF THE EU COMMISSION. THE COMMISSIONERS ARE HUDDLED AROUND A SHEAF OF NEWSPAPER REPORTS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. LOUIS: Look at this…..100 per cent!! HANS: It is truly amazing DIRK: I wouldn’t believe it if I couldn’t see it with my own eyes SVEN: Vote after vote, all the same; Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam…… HANS: Yes, and how many did that cowboy Bush get, eh? LOUIS: Precisely, Hans DIRK: That lucky, lucky bastard LOUIS: ‘Luck’ had nothing to do with it, Dirk SVEN: You’re right, Louis. The Iraqi people obviously adore him HANS: If only we could get an endorsement like this DIRK: We, too, have our own loyal supporters LOUIS: Yes, but they’re both getting old now SVEN: I don’t understand. What does Hussein have that we don’t? DIRK: Well, the Americans actually pay attention to him LOUIS: That’s not the reason, Dirk. No, the man is obviously a campaigning genius HANS: Clearly SVEN: 100 per cent. 100 per cent. I just love saying those words… LOUIS: Sven, get your hands out of your pockets, this instant SVEN: (Sheepish) Sorry, sorry. I..er…just got a little carried away DIRK: We must find out Saddam’s secret HANS: Yes, that must be our top priority LOUIS bangs his fist down on the table LOUIS: I know exactly what we must do. We must support the American attack on Iraq! SVEN: WHAT!!?? DIRK: Louis, are you mad? HANS: You cannot be serious, Louis SVEN: What about our principles? DIRK: What about stability in the region? HANS: What about my investments in Baghdad? LOUIS: Listen to me, you fools. We support the American attack, they go in and do all the fighting and depose Saddam….Then we bring him to Brussels and employ him as our Public Relations Consultant. SVEN: Louis, that’s…that’s brilliant!! DIRK: Damn, why didn’t I think of that? HANS: Louis, you are a Born Leader. LOUIS: I know, Hans, I know. And, one day, all of Europe will agree with you. From David Harthill:
I have nothing to add The Reuters News Agency is in trouble:
In order to avoid sounding judgmental and offensive, I shall refrain from using the term ‘bankruptcy’ and instead employ more neutral and appropriate term ‘market readjustment’. [My thanks to The Professor for the link] I remember seeing an American-made TV movie thriller a few years ago where a young female babysitter, alone in a big house, receives threatening phonecalls from a psychotic killer. She calls the police who advise here to stay calm while they trace the origin of the calls. Meanwhile the abusive phonecalls from the killer grow more deranged and fenzied. Terrified out of her wits, she then receives a call back from the police telling her to get out of the house: they’ve traced the call and it’s coming from an upstairs bedroom! Well, we’re all young female babysitters now; a transformation formally recognised by the Telegraph:
Perhaps the spooks were on leave or something.
We actually managed to infuriate the French through lack of action. Surely a world first?
That’s a relief. For a minute I was worried that some of their needs were not being fully catered for. Anything else required? Satellite TV? Chauffeur-driven limousine? Jacuzzi? Comfort girls? As I type, Detectives from Scotland Yard are jetting off to Bali to look for terrorists. One wonders what, precisely, has been stopping them from taking a bus to Finsbury Park? And if any non-Britons are mystified as to how this bureacratic indifference on the home front squares with Tony Blair’s (quite genuine, I believe) hawkishness in the War on Terror, all I can say is, join the club. Whatever the explanation (assuming there is one at all), we find ourselves in the tangled undergrowth of the most dangerous possible combination of tactics in response to Islamic terrorism: aggressive foreign policy and an inept domestic policy. Those phonecalls are getting increasingly threatening. I sincerely hope we don’t all end up running from the house screaming. The curious thing about idiots is that they never allow their intellectual disabilities to slow them down; always frightfully quick off the mark, they are. Mind you, it does help if you have the script already written beforehand. As per usual the Guardian is the frontrunner (and I promise that I am not making it up this time):
So now the Australians know who to blame; it was Rumsfeld all along! And he would’ve gotten away with it too if hadn’t been for those pesky Guardianistas! Hot on the heels of the frontrunner, comes the The Subservient:
Freedom for Zionist-occupied..er..Bali.
Oh I’d wager that there are quite a lot of people just aching for a bit of justice, my old chum. You know, in a world of rapidly spiralling uncertainties, there is a perverse comfort in knowing that some things never change. A suicide-bomber has exploded himself in a shopping mall in Helsinki killing eight people and maiming and crippling scores of others. [I find the word ‘wounded’ to be so anodyne and unsatisfactory. It implies that the damage done can be healed by the application of some bandage and a smear of antiseptic cream. Bomb explosions leave people limbless, blind or paralysed] It appears as if the perpetrator was a 20 year-old student but there is no indication as to his motives. Of course, given the style of attack, thoughts immediately turn to Islamic radicals but there is nothing in the reports thus far to suggest this and, in any event, why they should target the Finns is beyond me. More likely this young man’s head was buzzing with some other kind of savage insanity but the method he has used to vent it does have some significance nonethless. We have never been short of psychotics or dangerous malcontents in our midst but when they do finally unhinge they typically do so by taking pot-shots at their employers or attacking their landladies with a kitchen knife. Is this changing up a gear? Could it be that the suicide-bombing is becoming the preferable modus operandi for the deranged and the grudge-ridden? It is certainly a far more dramatic way of leaving your forget-me-not impression on a world that you loathe and that you believe loathes you. Maybe I am extrapolating too far here. It is, for sure, too early for anything like a cogent analysis. But, if it turns out that I am on the right track, then we all better start watching out for that twitchy guy on the bus; that thing on his shoulder could be a lot more than just a chip. |
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