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Reading the post below by our esteemed Samizdata Illuminatus, I have just realised what a ‘broad-based government’ means… a government with broads in it!
Throw away those burquas, ladies! It’s time to get your snouts in the pork barrels with all the guys!
Oops… maybe we need a different expression other than ‘pork barrels’ when describing government funding boondoggles in Muslim countries.
British sporting ‘hero’ Sir Geoff Hurst is too afraid of terrorism to fly on a British Airways aircraft. He joins the list of cricketer ‘heroes’ Robert Croft and Andrew Caddick and movie action ‘heroes’ Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwartzenegger in The Chickenshit Files.
My theory is that sports and media personalities such as these people are so astonishingly egocentric that they think any terrorist wishing to harm the USA or the UK must surely regard them as the very embodiment of that nation, hence they are a prime target. I hate to break this to you guys, but I do not think Osama bin Laden ever thought that US foreign policy was drafted by card carrying members of the Equity Actors Union, or he would have arranged for one of those hijacked aircraft to have been flown into Hollywood Boulevard.
In my first article on November 7 about these ‘heroes’ with feet of clay, I contrasted them quivering behind the walls of their mansions, with Ellen Degeneris, who stood up and taunted the Taliban live on television. Similarly, I would like to tip my kevlar battlebowler to Mariah Carey.
Now Mariah has been going through a rather bad patch in the last few months, with a nervous breakdown, erratic behaviour and visits to rehab gleefully reported in the press. Yet in spite of that and although she is a nervous flyer at the best of times, she flew to Kosovo yesterday and entertained US soldiers involved in the peacekeeping operation there.
So although Mariah Carey is not my usual taste in music, next time you see Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwartzenegger or sundry inconsequential sportsmen described as ‘heroes’, I invite you to blow a raspberry and go out and buy a Mariah Carey CD. She is got it where it counts… and I am not just referring to her more obvious charms. Good on you, girl.
Following the horrors in Israel, it is entirely reasonable and justified for the Israeli security services to do what the Palestinian Authority of Yassir Arafat has singularly failed to do, namely go after the psychopathic Hamas and Islamic Jihad organisations.
Israel is also quite right to demand that Arafat make a serious effort to suppress Hamas himself. This very point was made by an Israeli minister on the BBC this morning. In response however, the BBC reporter asked the minister
“If you want Arafat’s security services to do their job as you demand, then why are Israel’s attacks primarily directed at Arafat’s security services themselves?”
The reply can be best described as no reply, other than to insist that Arafat was responsible for arresting members of Hamas and he was not living up to his part of the bargain. The BBC reporter rephrased the question, asking:
“Why is Israel destroying the very force that you are demanding Arafat order to crush Hamas?”
The minister replied
“Israel is sending Chairman Arafat a message and if he does not understand that message, we will send it again.”
Well I sure as hell hear Israel’s message and it has very little to do with what that minister was saying. It is entirely reasonable for Israel to go after Hamas, given the Palestinian Authority’s abject failure to do so. But how does destroying Arafat’s assets achieve this? It would be rather like the USA striking the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan because they were not attacking the Taliban with enough gusto. Clearly that is absurd. If you want to understand what is going on, you have to ignore what the Israeli government is saying and just look at what they are doing.
The reality is that Palestinian Authority is a deeply corrupt, tyrannical, factionally riven organisation which could not control Hamas or Islamic Jihad even if it was inclined to. My analysis is that as well as going after the elusive Hamas, Israel is attacking the Palestinian Authority partially because internal Israeli outrage demands ‘action’ and requires someone been seen to pay big time (and the Palestinian Authority is a nice easy visible target) but mostly because Sharon sees this as his best chance to destroy the Palestinian Authority and reshuffle the deck whilst the world’s attention (meaning the USA) is focused on Afghanistan. Israeli colonisation of the occupied territories will continue (25 new settlements under the Sharon government) and the Palestinian west bank bantustans will not be allowed to expand into a proto-nation. Governments by their very nature are vast engines of deception: watch what they do and subject every utterance to skeptical but rational analysis. The target is Arafat’s ‘government’ with Hamas only being struck en passant. For reasons that are a mixture of Jewish colonial expansion and reasonable self-defense of Israel, Sharon wants to destroy the existing order in Palestine and replace it with something more to his liking. That is the reality.
The Daily Telegraph is carrying interesting articles on the expanding role of the SAS in Afghanistan.
ALLIED commanders want the Special Air Service to provide one of the lead assault teams for the attack on Tora Bora, the mountain cave complex where Osama bin Laden is expected to make his final stand. Gen Tommy Franks, the operational commander of US forces involved in the Afghan campaign, made the decision after a series of spectacularly successful operations conducted by British special forces in the past fortnight.
I cannot help wondering if the Brits have not just won the booby prize. Hunting terrorists in a cave complex? That is certainly not my idea of jolly japes.
It is also reported that the Brits will be reinforced by their comrades in the Australian SAS and the New Zealand SAS. Given the somewhat different operational philosophies of the British/Commonwealth SAS and the US SpecOps groups, there is considerable scope for valuable synergies. The sheer range of experience, specialist skills, equipment and capabilities that these groups collectively represent is tremendous. As a result, the range of tactical options available must present Taliban/Al Qaeda with an appalling defensive dilemma on every level.
A lot of utter tosh has been written by the small but loud and malodorous nitwit faction within British BigMedia(tm) (such as the cretinous Daily Mail), who seem to be suggesting the SAS would win the war single handed. To that end “sources said” the Brits were making sure they did not end up having to work the inept US special forces and thus were operating in completely separate operational areas from the Yanks. Completely ludicrous of course. During the messy prison revolt in Mazar-i-Sharif, who should be filmed operating together, as in literally next to each other, M4 rifles in hand, by the excellent SkyNews team? British SAS and American Delta commandos naturally. And people wonder why I say the Daily Mail is best employed in cat litter trays.
There is also an article about the ‘new’ British L115A .338 calibre sniper rifle being used by the SAS in Afghanistan. They are quite correct that it is a superb weapon: the combination of rugged Arctic optimised construction, outstanding ballistics and sub-MOA accuracy makes it ideal for poaching Al Qaeda members… but with all due respect to the Daily Telegraph, the ‘new’ L115A is just a re-barreled L96A1. It has been on the civilian market in the fearsome .338 Lapua for several years.
Due to the ghastly atrocity in Israel, there has been an upsurge in declaiming about that particular ongoing festival of horrors. Will Wilkinson on The Fly Bottle gives his views not specifically on the latest acts of futile psychopathy by Hamas but rather on why he finds it hard to to take sides at all.
Agree with him or not, it is refreshing to read something different amidst the seething sea of punditry.
It seems that British Special Air Service (SAS) commandos came very close to nailing the biggest hunting trophy in recent history! There is a fascinating article in The Advertiser about how Osama bin Laden came extremely close to getting caught and (probably) killed.
The conflict featured the largest deployment of SAS troops in one battle since the war in Oman in the mid-1970s, the paper said.
“We were within a whisker of getting him. It was a hard battle and will have put the fear of God into his people,” a source close to the regiment was quoted as saying.
“When prisoners were questioned it came out we had just missed him by about two hours,” the source added. Intelligence sources, also contacted by the paper, believed bin Laden fled as the battle began.
“The enemy were facing highly-trained and disciplined troops who, although outnumbered, had the tenacity, professionalism and firepower to terrorise them.
“Bin Laden knows the SAS are not far behind,” one said.
It was during this action that the four British casualties that were recently reported received their injuries. Other accounts have said that the SAS, which usually operates in four man teams, had deployed two entire sabres (the idiosyncratic SAS equivalent of a platoon, or aprox. 60 men per sabre) for the operation.
Let us hope it is only a matter of time before the SAS or their American Delta comrades personally deliver the civilised world’s definitive response for September 11 directly to its author.
Godspeed and good hunting gentlemen.
To all the people worldwide who Walked for Capitalism, well done one and all!
To those of you who walked in London, it was great to meet you and much mirth was had by all when we temporarily diverted en-mass and all piled into the CUBA Bar in Kensington. We all drank beer and bourbon with our pro-capitalism placards and buttons whilst the pictures of Fidel Castro looked on very disapprovingly (there was even an anti-Castro Cuban emigré in our merry band)!
I think these now-to-be annual Walk for Capitalism will become steadily more popular as a fun day out when people realise what a superb networking opportunity such events are. There was much exchanging of e-mail addresses and promises of future business/conspiring/drinking etc.!
Grizzled Libertarian Alliance grognards were well represented in the walk. The whole thing was a highly successful hoot!
Instapundit is reporting an interesting Gulf News article about the disillusionment with the fundamentalists in Pakistan
A groundswell of resentment has emerged in Pakistani tribal territories against a fundamentalist leader who took thousands to Afghanistan to fight for the Taliban and left them stranded, residents said yesterday.
Soofi Mohammad, head of Tehrik Nifaz Shariah Mohammadi (TNSM), was arrested and jailed when he returned from Afghanistan after the rout of the Taliban militia, leaving his men behind. Scores of the tribesmen were reportedly killed inside Afghanistan and more than 2,000 were still missing.
Now far be it for me to say ‘I told you so’ but back on November 16th I predicted exactly this coming to pass in the article The depth of the disaster for the Islamists starts to become clear:
So as the Islamic politicians of Pakistan survey how in the matter of eight days the entire situation in Afghanistan has turned upside down, the families and friends of the dead Pakistani boys who listened and then marched to their deaths across the Khyber pass are going to start asking ‘why?’ When people start to figure out the answer, I don’t think the forces of Islamo-fascism are going to like what happens next. It must be slowly dawning on the more secular forces in Pakistan that their Islamist political enemies are starting to look very exposed indeed
This is probably not quite the result Osama had in mind on September 11.
I told you so.
WALK FOR CAPITALISM: TODAY!
LONDON details:
Time and Place:
3.00pm-4.00pm Assemble at Speaker’s Corner, just OUTSIDE Hyde Park, London W2.
4.00pm-6.00pm (Approx.) Walk round outside of Park via Bayswater Road, Kensington Church Street, Knightsbridge, Hyde Park Corner.
6.00pm-7.00pm Return to Speaker’s Corner for Capitalism Award Presentation.
Bring an electric torch.
The Walk
On Sunday 2nd. December 2001 the first ever global Walk For Capitalism will take place. Over 100 cities worldwide, including London, have signed up so far, and you are all welcome to take part and lend your support.
The London “Walk” is open to any person who supports free market capitalism and free trade. This includes business people, employers, teachers and students, actors, poets and anyone else who understands the value of human rights.
We need your assistance to help spread the word. So why not join us, and bring a torch/flashlight to light the way?
See The Walk for Capitalism website for more details. For some info on the Walk for Capitalism in your town, also see the earlier Samizdata article.
Annoy a luddite and come support us. It is a great opportunity to network and meet like minded people. Perhaps the man/woman/lycanthrope of your dreams will be there!
London WALK FOR CAPITALISM: Tomorrow!
Time and Place:
3.00pm-4.00pm Assemble at Speaker’s Corner, just OUTSIDE Hyde Park, London W2.
4.00pm-6.00pm (Approx.) Walk round outside of Park via Bayswater Road, Kensington Church Street, Knightsbridge, Hyde Park Corner.
6.00pm-7.00pm Return to Speaker’s Corner for Capitalism Award Presentation.
The Walk
On Sunday 2nd. December 2001 the first ever global Walk For Capitalism will take place. Over 100 cities worldwide, including London, have signed up so far, and you are all welcome to take part and lend your support.
The London “Walk” is open to any person who supports free market capitalism and free trade. This includes business people, employers, teachers and students, actors, poets and anyone else who understands the value of human rights.
We need your assistance to help spread the word. So why not join us, and bring a torch/flashlight to light the way?
See The Walk for Capitalism website for more details. For some info on the Walk for Capitalism in your town, also see the earlier Samizdata article.
On The Fly Bottle, Will Wilkinson continues to put the boot in to arguments against cloning. It is also an issue that quite exercises Glenn Reynolds on Instapundit.
Twelve British and two Dutch plane-spotters languish in the dismal jails of fellow NATO member Greece, whilst what is probably the most corrupt and ineffective ‘justice’ system in the European ‘Union’ investigates them on charges of espionage. We are told by Greek government spokesmen that “the judicial system must take it’s course” as these harmless geeks sleep on concrete floors surrounded by rapists, thieves and murderers.
Yet over the last 25 years, a Greek Marxist terrorist group called November 17 has, during the course of over 150 terrorist incidents, murdered twenty four people, including a British Army brigadier, a senior CIA officer and three other US national. They have regularly attacked the offices of multinational corporations with bombs, arson and shootings.
And how many of these terrorist have been convicted or killed by the Greek Security Services in the last 25 years?
Er… none.
How many have even been arrested in the last 25 years?
None. Not a single one.
So then would it be fair to say that the Greek Security Services are perhaps the most inept in the western world? Well there is certainly some truth to that, but unfortunately the principal reason is that the November 17 terrorists are all closely linked to the Greek socialist PASOK party and have tendrils deep within the security services themselves, according to people as varied as former CIA chief Jim Wolsey and former Greek Prime Minister Constantine Mitsotakis.
Jim Wolsey was once quoted as saying:
When you don’t catch a single terrorist after twenty five years, that’s not a mistake… that’s a policy.
It is good to know that we have such wonderful allies within NATO. I guess if those foolish plane-spotters had not been tying up so much police time, November 17 would all be behind bars by now.
Or not.
The hapless Greek people are very ill served by their vile political establishment. Next time the half-wits in Whitehall start muttering about Britain signing up for Europe wide extradition warrants, ponder exactly what sort of judicial systems await in nations of our oh so wonderful ‘allies’.
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