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The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!  March 1st, 2003 | 5 comments - (Comments are closed)
 I don’t fault Dan Rather for going to Baghdad. If someone had interviewed Hitler in ‘39 for three hours, we’d prize the tapes as an invaluable historical document. February 28th, 2003 | 5 comments - (Comments are closed)
Everyone is reactionary about subjects he understands. February 27th, 2003 | 3 comments - (Comments are closed)
There will be no war on Iraq. There will be a liberation of Iraq. There will be an end to the war that the Ba’ath Party has been waging on the people of Iraq through its policies of racism, persecution and genocide. Liberation will bring hope to enslaved Iraqis and justice for the dead, for the hundreds of thousands of Kurds murdered during such campaigns as the Anfal, for the Assyrians who were “disappeared,” for the Shi’a Arabs slaughtered for rising up against the regime, for the deported Turkomans and the Sunni Arab officers shot for plotting to overthrow the regime February 24th, 2003 | 5 comments - (Comments are closed)
As we await the Budget in March and the rise in National Insurance rates in April, you’ll be glad to know that Gordon Brown is responding to criticism that he’s made the tax system too complicated. The new tax form will have only two lines: ‘How much do you earn?’ and ‘Hand it over’. February 21st, 2003 | One comment - (Comments are closed)
We certainly have seen the results of appeasement. It is much easier to tolerate a dictator when he is dictating over somebody else’s life and not your own. February 19th, 2003 | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)
When people fear the government, there is tyranny. When government fears the people, there is liberty February 18th, 2003 | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)
If “International Law” is more important than saving the lives of innocent people now and in the future, by:
… then all I can say is, fuck International Law. – Alice Bachini February 16th, 2003 | 20 comments - (Comments are closed)
The French prime minister, Jacques Chirac, had visited Baghdad in December 1974 amid much pomp. Vice President Saddam offered to take care of Chirac’s visit and in their several meetings the two men enjoyed an unexpected rapport, much to the surprise of the traveling French entourage. At the end of the visit the French prime minister warmly embraced Saddam, calling him ‘a personal friend’, a returned home with a sheaf of lucrative contracts (for weaponry) worth 15 billion francs. One of them was the deal to supply the brand new reactor. [Thanks to The Invisible Hand for the quote] February 15th, 2003 | 3 comments - (Comments are closed)
All I can say is that the comments confirmed to me what I had to keep to myself all semester: that most of you mental midgets are the most immature, sheltered, homophobic, sexist, racist, lying sacks of s—t I have ever met in my life. … Seton Hall may be kissing you’re a—es now, but out here in the real world, brats like you will be eaten for breakfast. February 14th, 2003 | 10 comments - (Comments are closed)
Here are four pieces of advice. The first two are evil, the last is prudent February 13th, 2003 | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)
Good theories are sticky, but they still need advocating. Slowly, slowly the low-fat mantra is being replaced by acknowledgement in public places that constant blood-sugar swings mightn’t be very good for us. Slowly, slowly, free-market capitalism and libertarianism will stop being the standard butt of establishment sneers. February 11th, 2003 | 4 comments - (Comments are closed)
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