Dear “Switcher,”
No. You need a new career because you obviously have no future in politics since your current party lies second in only 37 seats. I know you are getting on, but your onetime colleague Menzies Campbell took on a new career as a University Chancellor and a peer when he was only a year older than you are now, so take heart. I thought the ideal and undemanding job for you might be flower arrangement, in that everything you do there lasts only a few days before it wilts, and you have to start all over again with something new.
On reflection, though, I think you should start a shoe company, concentrating on sandals. Your name has such good brand association that flip-flops bearing your name would sell like hot cakes.
– Agatha Antigone. I wonder who this week’s unworthy supplicant is?
Vincent “Uncle Vince” Cable – whose only loyalty is to his master the European Union.
I see Aunt Agatha’s latest advice, to a certain “tartan-trews”, is to solve the shortfalls in his economic projections for an independent (island off the coast of) Scotland by going into fish farming.
Selling sturgeon would fit well with his RT gig – though perhaps his successor would allege he was again abusing a female political colleague, albeit in an unusual way. 🙂