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I have proof

Victoria, British Columbia. August 2017.

The Jews. And the Freemasons. In a conspiracy. Working together. Dear God. It’s all real…

37 comments to I have proof

  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    Conspiracies are supposed to be secret. I bet this plaque was put up by Muslims to fuel conspiracy theories about Jews and Freemasons! Or put up by Catholics… All is now explained…

  • Thailover

    But of course, it was the Illuminati that infiltrated the masons, rising like a phoenix from it’s own ashes (i.e. the demise of the Bavarian Illuminati, dedicated to fighting and destroying paternalistic church and state/monarchy), that led to the secret conspiracy writ large that eventually led to the US Constitution and it’s separation of powers and the subordination of might to rights, i.e. western democracy. I’d go into more detail, but then I would have to hunt you all down and kill you.

  • Mr Ed

    I can see ‘T E M P L A R S’ in the plaque, if I read it carefully, skip a few words and letters, and go backwards.

    And the poster, purporting to be of this parish, has part-redacted the plaque above…

    I bet they drank a bottle of a Baron de Rothschild wine after the ceremony, not that we are told that.

  • Mr Ed

    I am rather curious about this statue at Holkham Hall.

  • Alisa

    Hmm, let’s see if we can thicken the plot here a bit…

  • Michael Jennings

    The Jews and Masons are also in a conspiracy with the sheep?

  • Alisa

    The sheep represent the uninitiated and the gullible AKA the ‘general public’ (scroll down there for more). Wait, someone’s at the door – be back in a…

  • Paul Marks

    As the young say “LOL”.

  • Julie near Chicago

    I think you all are very silly and gullible to find the clear implications of the plaque such a hilarious conspiracy theory. For one thing, I myself am living proof:

    My father and my Grandpa were both Masons — Shriners in fact! — and I married a Jew.

    And here I am. One result of the Dreadful Conspiracy: proof on the hoof, so to speak. Y’all better watch yersels. 😈

    (Interestingly enough, my Dad’s family were Catholic, and after Mom died he rejoined Holy Mother Church. While, of course, retaining his membership in our Protestant, Congregational Church. This is a great example of how Ecumenicism has complified things. Used to, you could tell by whether they went to Mass and were not allowed to enter any but a Catholic church. Nowadays, all sorts of riffraff go wherever they please. Tsk. And my Catholic nephew married a Buddhist! Can you imagine!)

    . . .

    I love the plaque, Michael. Also, to repeat the foregoing Marksian comment, LOL :>)!

  • Alisa

    That explains a lot, Julie 😀

  • Michael Jennings

    scroll down there for more

    It’s all in your weird secret Jewish language, alas.

  • Alisa

    Yeah, but the pictures show Masons in clear conspiracy with the Jews. Anyway, thought you’d be impressed 🙁

  • Laird

    Michael, that page is indeed in that “weird secret Jewish language”, but in the upper right corner, hovering like Ezekiel’s chariot, is a floating box containing the word “translate” which, when clicked, miraculously transforms the words into recognizable English. Mirabile dictu! Those Masons certainly were clever!

  • Alisa

    Well spotted Laird – I was actually wondering if there was anything like that, but didn’t get around to looking for it…

  • Michael Jennings (London)

    Of course, it’s only secret in the sense there are a very large number of people who would be very happy to teach it to me if I wanted to learn it, too.

  • Snorri Godhi

    I don’t get any floating box with the word “translate”.
    Please tell me that Jews and Freemasons do not have it in for me!

  • Dave Roetman

    Masons build stuff. Can confirm.

  • Julie near Chicago

    Alisa, now that you know my deepest secret, please keep it mum. I wouldn’t want the neighbors to find out. Thank the Great Frog I’ve moved clear away from the Next-Door Narc, a.k.a. Raccoon Lady. She’d report me to the NSA in an instant! Brrrrrr! 😯

    But. It occurs to me that I could convert to Judaism and then we could both join the Eastern Star*, and then we’d be Co-Conspirators! I bet we could get some beavers interested in Social Justice to build dams right through the N.D.-N.’s drainage pipes.

    😈 🙂 😆

    *Eastern Star: Ladies’ Division of the Masons.

  • Fred Z

    Deluded fools. It is neither the Jews nor the Freemasons. Look you at the plaque “The cornerstone was laid…” Cornerstone. Which must be cut. Fools.

    It’s the stonecutters, conspiring only with themselves.


  • Alisa

    Duly noted, Julie 🙂

  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    I heard that the Masons were monotheists. Maybe your Great Frog spawnlinghood would qualify as it is.

  • Julie near Chicago

    Aaah, I see, Fred. It is always nice to be edumacated and entertwined at the same time. Thanks. :>)

  • Bob H

    Nicholas, yes, Masons are monotheists, but not as generally understood.

    Firstly, like all secret societies, there is a million miles between what the sheeple on the ground floor entry level understand, and the well concealed driving purpose high up in the penthouse.

    The countless sheeple are necessary to generate an air of legitimacy to the institution. These members also provide the pool of possible recruits that can secretly be raised step by step to higher levels.
    Most people have no idea whatsoever that there are 33 levels of Freemasonry, of which the top levels are openly occult.

    The following is from Albert Pike, a 33-degree Freemason and author of Morals and Dogma. Generally regarded as the Freemason’s bible.
    That which we must say to a crowd is—We worship a God, but it is the God that one adores without superstition. To you, Sovereign Grand Inspectors General, we say this, that you may repeat it to the Brethren of the 32nd, 31st, and 30th degrees—The Masonic Religion should be, by all of us initates of the high degrees, maintained in the purity of the Luciferian Doctrine. If Lucifer were not God, would Adonay whose deeds prove his cruelty, perdify and hatred of man, barbarism and repulsion for science, would Adonay and his priests, calumniate him? Yes, Lucifer is God, and unfortunately Adonay is also god. For the eternal law is that there is no light without shade, no beauty without ugliness, no white without black, for the absolute can only exist as two gods: darkness being necessary to the statue, and the brake to the locomotive. Thus, the doctrine of Satanism is a heresy; and the true and pure philosophical religion is the belief in Lucifer, the equal of Adonay; but Lucifer, God of Light and God of Good, is struggling for humanity against Adonay, the God of Darkness and Evil.vii

    Here is another 33 degree mason.
    Luciferian, Occultist and author Manly Palmer Hall
    When the Mason learns that the key to the warrior on the block is the proper application of the dynamo of living power, he has learned the mystery of his Craft. The seething energies of Lucifer are in his hands and before he may step onward and upward, he must prove his ability to properly apply energy i

    Those at the lower levels of Freemasonry need to do some research to see what deity is truly behind that nice exclusive club they belong to.
    As can be seen, at the top levels, the real name of that monotheistic God they serve is Lucifer!

  • Expatnik

    the real name of that monotheistic God they serve is Lucifer!

    So it is a good thing that it’s all imaginary and they might as well be serving Micky Mouse 😆

  • Laird

    At least Lucifer is honest.

    “To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.”

  • Julie near Chicago

    Laird, who spake thus?

  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    I no more believe that Masons are Luciferians than I believe ‘The Protocols of the Elders of Zion’ is a true version of Jewish intentions. But I do think that they are too broad a club for me, since the Koran is also allowed into their fraternities.

  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    Julie, Laird is claiming that Lucifer said it, though I don’t think that Lucifer is being honest with himself. He has been consigned to Hell, not by choice. His ego is too large to ever admit that he made a mistake.
    I think that Milton put these words into Satan’s mouth in Paradise lost.

  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    And this would be bad theology. Whilst I don’t believe in a literal Lucifer, the traditional teaching was that Satan is not yet bound up, and can still go around harassing people, or trying to get them to commit sins. So he is not actually in Hell, yet, but the Book of Revelations tells us he will be. (Though all those demons and fallen angels are not mentioned.)

  • Julie near Chicago

    Nicholas (at 12:35 am above),

    Ah, Milton! Who is implied to be lower down on the scale of effectiveness at revivifying the fen that was (is???) England than is whisky. Or whiskey. (I am unclear as to whose feathers are ruffled if it’s not spelled which way, and the cyberstacks at a quick glance only bring me forward out of forgetfulness into the dark chaotic light of utter confusion.)

  • Laird

    Julie, I just saw your post of 11:54 PM yesterday; sorry. I had assumed that everybody would recognize those particular lines as being from Paradise Lost and didn’t think I needed to provide a citation. Again, sorry. (It’s in Book I, lines 262-263, if that’s of any interest to you.) And of course it’s Milton putting words into Lucifer’s mouth; I am not aware that the real Lucifer is actually quoted anywhere (outside of the TV series, of course). (I await someone’s correction on that!)

    But since I’m quoting Milton, I’ll offer you another snippet (this from Book IX):

    Oh foul descent! That I, who erst contended
    With Gods to sit at the highest, am now constrained
    Into a beast, and, mixed with beastial slime,
    This essence to incarnate and imbrute,
    That to the height of deity aspired!

    So perhaps he wasn’t entirely happy with his choice.

  • Julie near Chicago

    Thank you, Laird. My education proceedeth apace.

    A slow pace.

  • Thailover

    Lucifer mean bringer or bearer of light or enlightenment. ‘Hardly fitting to conflate him with the Prince of Darkness wouldn’t you say? Especially since Lucifer doesn’t end in -el. By the way, who would then be the King of Darkness?

  • Thailover

    Actually, the Koranic version of the fall of Iblis (Azayzel?) AKA Satan or Shatahn, makes more sense. He refused to bow down to Adam and Eve in heaven (yes, Eden in the Koran is in heaven), and thus chose his fate, to be destroyed rather than serve an arbitrary, capricious and unjust god. BUT he posed a bargain with god, to allow him to delay his fate (destruction in the lake of fire) to test the faithfulness of humans. Allah, aka god goes along with this plan, and so Satan goes around giving people the opportunity to make the same choice he made, to eventually die with dignity or to live on your knees serving an unjust god. ‘A god that told Job in no uncertain terms that his might trumps what is right.

  • Mr Ed

    Masons Luciferans? I find this proposition hard to reconcile with the prominence in the English Masons of HRH the Duke of Kent, grandson of George V, President of the (Wimbledon) All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club and the Scout Association, and Patron of the Institute of Advanced Motorists.


  • Nicholas (Unlicenced Joker) Gray

    Originally, Isaiah (The Biblical Prophet) compared a human king to Lucifer, one of the morning stars, perhaps Venus. Isaiah meant that the king’s fame would be fleeting. The name has since become another one of the Devil’s aliuses, or alii. The name Satan simply means something like accuser. (See the Book of Job for how Satan works.)