The great Peter Briffa speculates on who should lead the Tory Party. He has three suggestions. Which one should we go for?
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I promise only mild amusement, but sometimes mild amusement is what one needs. And there’s a subtle mordancy underneath. The latest splendid animation from Will Flash for Cash Productions in aid of the UK campaign against ID cards is here, and will explain the title of the post. For those who missed it, their earlier biting attack on Mr Secretary Clarke and the glorious scheme using a cute musical puppy is here. Welcome to a strange world. Sound, and familiarity with British political figures, most definitely an advantage. September 3rd, 2005 | Comments are closed
 August 11th, 2005 | 14 comments - (Comments are closed)
I was sorry to hear that Robin Cook croaked. When he was alive I wanted to toss him into a vat of hot tar, to make him howl; but now he’s a stiff I realise what a loss he is to our nation. August 8th, 2005 | 14 comments - (Comments are closed)
After watching this I just had to do a hatchet job on an old standard:
August 2nd, 2005 | 7 comments - (Comments are closed)
A powerful tornado has swept through the city of Birmingham in the West Midlands. The twister struck earlier today, cutting a swathe of devastation through the districts of Kings Heath, Moseley, Quinton, Balsall Heath and Sparkbrook. Mercifully, there are no reports of any fatalities but initial estimates put the cost of the damage as high as £7.50. July 29th, 2005 | 28 comments - (Comments are closed)
The Sage of Edmonton has been listening to the cricket, and has stumbled on Australia’s dirty little secret:
Most Australians will deny it, but Colby Cosh is right on the money. In my own case, I never had a chance; not only am I Australian, but I am descended from Germans. I could not tell a funny joke to win the Ashes. This is not to say that Australians do not have a sense of humour. Comedy is a big thing here, but Australian humour does not translate well, being full of allusions that only the locals understand. And I sadly suspect, the quality is not that good either. Why is it so? Or is it obvious, and, me being Australian, I missed the punchline? July 25th, 2005 | 26 comments - (Comments are closed)
Could this be linked to anything?
And so another unfortunate spoke is added to the growing cycle of violence. But beneath the predictable roar of indignant outcry, it behoves us all to take the time and trouble to examine the plight of the native British working-classes; a plight which is all too often trodden underfoot in the wholesale rush to judgement. Over the last few decades, the British working-classes have had to endure the indignity of watching their homelands colonised by foreign settlers, while oppressive “zero-tolerance” policing and so-called ‘anti-social behaviour orders’ have made them virtual prisoners in the few, dwindling communities that remain to them. At the same time, their jobs have been exported abroad, while the trade unions that used to promote their interests have been politically neutered. Thus despised, impoverished and persecuted, is it any wonder that some of their activists have taken it into their hands to strike back? Nor should it be forgotten that they have no guns, no helicopters, no batons, no dogs, no infra-red detectors, no CS gas sprays, no tazers or other quasi-military means of defending themselves. Instead, they are forced to use what few pitiful resources they do have in a despairing bid to restore some dignity to their lives. Of course, violence should not be condoned because it actually further damages the patriotic cause. But the victims of that violence would learn a great deal from an honest reflection of what role they may have played in driving these patriotic campaigners to such desperate measures. Few, it seems, are prepared to face up to the simple truth, let alone articulate it. Instead, there is likely to be a chorus of demand for more security measures such as surveillance cameras, ID cards and oppressive police powers, all of which will merely add fuel to the fires that rage within the activists, reinforce their sense of hopelessness and humiliation and virtually guarantee further patriotic operations in the future. We can all agree that the violence has to stop but in order to achieve that end we must urgently and sincerely address the legitimate grievances of the patriotic community. July 15th, 2005 | 114 comments - (Comments are closed)
“A libertarian is a conservative with an acknowledged vice, like say, a teenage girlfriend.” The as-ever brilliant P.J. O’Rourke (hat tip Catallarchy) July 9th, 2005 | 15 comments - (Comments are closed)
… hears that his friend, an economist, is in Addenbrooks [in the US version of this joke, in Mount Auburn] with a badly broken leg, and goes to visit. Physicist: What happened? Economist: I had just stepped off the balcony, and wham! — I fell and broke my leg. Physicist: You stepped… off… the balcony? What on earth for? Economist: How was I to know there would be gravity failure? July 2nd, 2005 | 10 comments - (Comments are closed)
Sorry but this was too funny to leave languishing in the comments section. For our non-UK readers, the Eurostar train currently terminates at the railway station in London rejopicing in the name of Waterloo:
Heh! I vote for Mers-el-Kebir as we can probably fool the multi-cultis into thinking we are being ‘culturally inclusive’ by choosing a non-European name! June 19th, 2005 | 176 comments - (Comments are closed)
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