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Samizdata, derived from Samizdat /n. - a system of clandestine publication of banned literature in the USSR [Russ.,= self-publishing house]

A Cambridge physicist…

… hears that his friend, an economist, is in Addenbrooks [in the US version of this joke, in Mount Auburn] with a badly broken leg, and goes to visit.

Physicist: What happened?

Economist: I had just stepped off the balcony, and wham! — I fell and broke my leg.

Physicist: You stepped… off… the balcony? What on earth for?

Economist: How was I to know there would be gravity failure?

10 comments to A Cambridge physicist…

  • “…a badly broken leg…”

    Had gravity not failed, the leg would have been well broken.

  • zmollusc

    ?
    I don’t get it
    ?

    wouldn’t a gravity failure have saved the economist from falling?

    Is there some play on words here?

  • guy herbert

    A play on concepts. Economists (particularly liberal Cambridge ones) talk about market failure when the economic real world doesn’t work as they’d like it to, even though it is still behaving according to their own empirical laws. Physics accepts that theory must be universal and the work is to understand the conditions under which things happen.

  • zmollusc

    Ahah! That is not something i had come across, thanks.

    I still prefer the ‘3 statisticians out hunting’ joke.

    (For the very few who haven’t heard it, three statisticians are out hunting with guns or bows or something. On seeing a rabbit or deer or whatever, the first statistician shoots. His shot goes wide, missing the target by 3 feet to the left. The second statistician fires, his shot goes three feet to the right of the target.
    “Wooohooo!!!! GOT HIM!!!”, they all shout.)

  • Verity

    Guy Herbert – Yes, but zmollusc is still right.

  • guy herbert

    Er… no, that was the point of the joke. (Which maybe only I find funny.)

    It’s a joke about “market failure”. Gravity did what it does. But the economist, as economists are wont to do interpreted consistency as “failure” because consistency did not produce a comforting result.

  • Verity

    No, because if gravity had failed, he wouldn’t have fallen to the ground. A physicist of all people wouldn’t attribute his having been a victim of gravity to a failure of gravity!!

  • Verity, it wasn’t the physicist that attributed that, it was the economist:-)

  • The Wobbly Guy

    In a nutshell, that for me describes quite neatly the contempt of empiricist “hard” scientists for the social parasites.

    TWG

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