We are developing the social individualist meta-context for the future. From the very serious to the extremely frivolous... lets see what is on the mind of the Samizdata people.

Samizdata, derived from Samizdat /n. - a system of clandestine publication of banned literature in the USSR [Russ.,= self-publishing house]

Samizdata quote of the day

NEGOTIATION (n.): A tactic used when the target is obscured by clouds or smoke.

– Unknown

[Given the combative posts on Samizdata over the last few days, it just seemed appropriate]

Samizdata quote of the day

Nothing contributes more to peace of soul than having no opinion at all.

– George Christopher Lichtenberg

Global BigMedia(tm) is running scared

Here is yet another example of how the newsblog movement*1 has inspired media upstarts to challange established media companies all over the world. The full ‘story’ can be found here.

Galina Petkova, 19, takes off her clothes during a newscast of “The Naked Truth” a late evening cable show on M-SAT TV in Sofia, Bulgaria, Dec. 10, 2001. Four days after the newscasts premiered, the programs’ rating outstripped the state’s television’s late evening news program, normally the most commonly watched.

Objective insights, clever punditry and naked babes… the perfect admixture for the next media revolution. As Frederick Hajek would have said “There ain’t nuthin’ that leads to catallaxy more that a bodacious naked 19 years old chick dispensing profundities! Beat that, Keynes, you totally bogus ol’ fart!”. Right on, Fred baby! Gil Scott-Heron blew it big time: the revolution will indeed be televised.

*1 = no, the newsblog movement is not something that happens after you take too many laxatives.

In response to a yet another request from a certain Samizdata reader

The regular Samizdata contributors are reading and listening to:

Dale Amon
Last book read: Winning Colours (Elizabeth Moon)
[No Dale, Guinness beer mats are not ‘a book’ even if you did have a bunch of them stuck together]
In the CD player: Christmas with the Miracles (Smokey Robinson & The Miracles)
Last magazine: New Scientist

Perry de Havilland
Last book read: The Rose Garden (Sadi)
In the CD player: Praise the Fallen (VNV Nation)
Last magazine: The Economist

Walter Uhlman
Last book read: Art of War (Sun Tsu)
In the CD player: The Wall (Pink Floyd)
Last magazine: Paladin Press Catalogue

David Carr
Last book read: To hell in a handcart (Richard Littlejohn)
In the CD player: Itaipu (Philip Glass)
Last magazine: Free Life

Christopher Pellerito
Last book read: Guilt, Blame and Politics (Allan Levite)
In the CD player: The Word (featuring John Medeski and the North Mississippi
All Stars)
Last magazine: Car and Driver

Natalie Solent
Last book read: Getting the Message (Laszlo Solymar)
In the CD player: All Solent household CD’s are currently in use as beer mats
Last magazine: House and Garden (huuuuuge pile of back issues)

Natalija Radic:
Last book read: CIA World Fact Book, 1995 ed. (US Government)
In the CD player: Dawn Maiden (Lidija Bajuk)
Last magazine: Schlagzeilen issues 36 and 60

Samizdata Illuminatus
Last book read: De Vermis Mysteriis (Ludwig Prin)
In the MP3 player: Return of the Deadly Mantis (Namanax)
Last magazine: 2600

Samizdata quote of the day

Peace on earth and goodwill to all men

– Attributed to God

An issue of grave concern

Whilst perusing Fevered Rants, as I am wont to do, I came upon an article relating to how NORAD helps make certain that Santa is safe when operating over North America.

However, what really concerns me is that due to interference from Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson, Santa’s policy of only hiring elves from Northern Finland has been replaced with a more ‘multiculturally inclusive’ system that does not permit ‘racial profiling’. As a result many of the packages in Santa’s North Pole grotto which are destined for your home, have been packed by efreets and djinns of decidedly Middle Eastern appearance.

Think about the implications of that whilst you are opening those ‘nice’ presents on Christmas day. Check the soles of those new Adidas shoes very carefully before you go jogging around the block to break them in.

Merry Christmas.

Samizdata quote of the day

Now where did I leave that Paracemetol?

– Dale Amon

Samizdata quote of the day

I wouldn’t recommend alcohol and drugs to anyone. But they have always worked for me.

– Hunter S. Thompson

Casualties reported amongst Samizdata personnel

There have been reports that casualties were suffered during the heroic rescue of Adil Farooq yesterday by members of the 22nd Samizdata Air Service (the spectacular SAS success being evidenced by Muslimpundit‘s site being updated today in spite of the efforts of the Taliban, Al Qaeda and Robert Fisk to silence it).

However other reports have indicated that the casualties were in fact the result of friendly fire suffered at a debriefing in London which extended into the wee hours of the morning, at a clandestine location near Tottenham Hale. DEBKA‘s ‘military sources’ suggest that Dr. Chris Tame, the infamous and shadowy figure behind the Libertarian Alliance (the person upon whom the fictitious ‘Dr. Evil’ was in fact based), was seen in the area where the debriefing was taking place. There is speculation he may have masterminded the daring rescue.

Similarly Dale Amon reported the SAS was also conducting intensive combat operations in Belfast yesterday as well. Due to the fog, the report from Northern Ireland was slightly garbled:

I’ll see what I can manage through the fog. There are two things to keep in mind:

* Christmas and New Year fall in the middle of the week.
* I am in Ireland
I leave the logical derivation of my state to the reader.

War is hell.

Samizdata quote of the day

We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules, and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists.

– Thomas L. Friedman, New York Times, September 13, 2001

In response to a strange request from a Samizdata reader for the following information…

The regular Samizdata contributors are reading and listening to:

Dale Amon
Last book read: Winning Colours (Elizabeth Moon)
In the CD player: Song X (Pat Metheny/Ornette Coleman)
Last magazine: Fly Past

Perry de Havilland
Last book read: The Fabric of Reality (David Deutsch)
In the CD player: Soul Reflections (Xorcist)
Last magazine: Scientific American

Walter Uhlman
Last book read: Art of War (Sun Tsu)
In the CD player: Stunt (Bare Naked Ladies)
Last magazine: First Freedom

David Carr
Last book read: To hell in a handcart (Richard Littlejohn)
In the CD player: Itaipu (Philip Glass)
Last magazine: Free Life

Natalie Solent
Last book read: ? (?)
In the CD player: Spitfire Prelude and Fugue (Sir William Walton)
Last magazine: House and Garden

Natalija Radic:
Last book read: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson)
In the CD player: Dämmerung im Traum (Stromkern)
Last magazine: Vogue (Italian Edition)

Samizdata Illuminatus
Last book read: The Necronomicon (Abdul Alhazred)
In the CD player: Malediction & Prayer (Diamanda Galas)
Last magazine: Simplicissimus

Samizdata quote of the day

The value of money has been settled by general consent to express our wants and our property, as letters were invented to express our ideas; and both these institutions, by giving a more active energy to the powers and passions of human nature, have contributed to multiply the objects they were designed to represent.

– Edward Gibbon