Aunt Agatha suggests a certain London politico do a Dick Whittington, over and over again…
I suggest you take on Momentum. This will not be difficult, given your stance as a Social Democrat, if anyone these days even knows what that means. Enrage them and infuriate them by a series of Trump-style tweets. They’ll troll you and threaten you, and your popularity will skyrocket without your needing to do anything. That suits your style.
Be careful though, and wear a stab-vest when you go out. We all know that statistically you’re more likely to be stabbed when you leave home in London than to reach your destination on time.
I wonder who this poor soul is? 😉

The Mayor of “Greater London” (as opposed to the Lord Mayor of the City of London – the Square Mile).
Mayor Khan.
Wow, what a great story on the link. Thank you. Never ran across that site before. And such sage advice to wear a stab-vest.
A happy and safe 4th of July to you and your readers.
Aunt Agatha failed to suggest flyng a giant balloon of Mr Khan over London. Surely this will do wonders for his public image. 🙂