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Samizdata, derived from Samizdat /n. - a system of clandestine publication of banned literature in the USSR [Russ.,= self-publishing house]

Even virgin whores have feelings…

Aunt Agatha has some sage advice for a certain phoney rocketman…

I’ve checked you out, and can confirm that you need a make-over. People are tired of you. You’re too predictable, and that’s dull. You’ll go for any story to get your photo up front. You were fun for a time when you had talented designers build and pilot your balloons and speedboats while you took credit, but everyone’s tired of hearing you say “I’ll be in space within two years” for the past 14 years.

Quite 😉

7 comments to Even virgin whores have feelings…

  • Northern Light

    I fucking HATE Branson, he is such a phoney

  • RAB

    I talked to him a few times on the phone back in the 70’s when his only business was a record company and I was a rock critic. It soon became apparent that he knew fuck all about rock music but his one and only talent was to employ people who did.

  • Nicholas (Unlicensed Joker) Gray

    You lot have forgotten relativity! His mind is flying around the planet so fast that he suffers from time dilation. He probably still thinks he has most of two years to spare. Or is he on Jupiter time? (12 of our years to one Jupiter year, approx.)

  • Surellin

    As an American, I sometimes have difficulty identifying Aunt Agatha’s correspondents. Not this time.

  • Julie near Chicago

    “There’s no better coffin to carry you off in.”

    I must say, Auntie A. has a way with words — and it both rhymes and scans. A shoo-in for your next Poet Laureate!

    By the way, I can tell you what happened to those beds. They were sold to to American hospitals and clinics for use during sleep studies and don’t-even-twitch cataract surgery.

  • RAB

    Plagiarism Julie. It’s an old rhyme… It’s not the cough that will carry you off, It’s the coffin they carry you off in…

  • Julie near Chicago

    Well, a time-honored practice. In the immortal words of Tom “Poisoning the Pigeons in the Park” Lehrer,

    “Plagiarize, Plagiarize, Plagiarize!”

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