Personally, I have long wanted a CPU socket and PCI bus built directly into my cranium, but it has not been possible until now.
Already, though, I am getting upgrade envy. It really needs to be Socket 939 and PCI Express.
(seen in a Chinese electronics market on March 20, 2005)

A little socket behind the ear, a la William Gibson perhaps?
We are the Borg. Your diversity will be assimilated into our own. Resistance is futile.
I see this blog entry was duplicated earlier on. And here I was thinking the double-post was an annoying affliction of just the commentariat!
I suggest you rent “The President’s Analyist” and see where this urge really comes from. :p
I’ve vowed to be the first person on my block to go cyborg.