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Samizdata, derived from Samizdat /n. - a system of clandestine publication of banned literature in the USSR [Russ.,= self-publishing house]

Looking west at the EU from across lake Balaton

Hungarian economist Daniel Antal has read various anti-EU articles on the Samizdata and wonders how differently the EU looks depending on where you look at it from

We Europeans keep on asking from each other time to time a question, always and always again, and we find no answer. A Greek lawyer has asked me this question again about two hours ago: Why the hell are the British still in the European Union? Why can’t they quit? They seem to hate it, we seem to like it, they always block its evolution, we always complain on their obstruction… David Carr, can you explain to me, why won’t the British quit? Wouldn’t it benefit both sides?

Tony Blair keeps on lying about it all the time, because he could never sell the European federation to the public. Last time he returned from the summit with the lie that Europe is getting a new shape after Britain. He keeps on saying that Britain will never give up sovereignty, although she already has. In the meantime, the Convention has gathered to finish the European constitution…

I come from a country where the case law of the European Court of Justice, a source of the new constitution, is hopelessly liberal for my fellow citizens. I come from a country which could never dream of such a liberal legal order like the European Community law, and which would never get such a liberal constitution as the European one will be. Human rights groups and civil liberty groups are counting back the days when we’ll be members of the Union, by that time the European Bill of Rights, the new declaration on European human rights will be legally binding.

For many European countries European jurisdiction means liberalism. And there are many countries which would love to join in. I think many countries would love to be members instead of the British. So, why not?

Daniel Antal (London/Budapest)

[Editor replies: Daniel asks some interesting questions which I think demonstrate the profound difference between the Anglosphere and much (though not all) of continental Europe.

The EU’s “liberal” order is nothing of the sort (unless you use the word in its debased sense as code for ‘socialist’ which I suspect Daniel is not doing). For Hungary, with its recent communist past still a vivid memory, perhaps it might look that way but the truth is rather different. The EU offers the political classes of eastern Europe their best chance of clinging to a vestige of power by preventing the change and prosperity that a less statist capitalist order would bring… and as some eastern European societies are still wracked with the corrupting legacy of communism, the EU might seem vastly preferable.

Yet I suspect Daniel says much when he says “and there are many countries which would love to join in”… yes, but I am not a country Daniel and neither are you. People need to understand that the interests of a ‘country’ usually means the interests of the political class of a state, not the people within that country. The EU has nothing to offer except mediocrity and well funded structural unemployment.]

You mess with me,you mess with my whole family!

Romano Prodi may be a hackneyed old Eurocrat but he is definitely onto something when he says that the British are afraid of full engagement in the EU.

According to The Great Protuberant One, Britain is:

“…constantly on the defensive, putting the brakes on, dragging its feet on vital issues, fighting a rearguard action that can hold up, but cannot stem, the tide of history.”

Sadly, that’s not how it looks from where I sit. And would that we could ‘stem’ this particular ‘tide of history’. Unfortunately, we can’t. The only thing we can do is save our nation and watch from the sidelines as this ‘tide of history’ drowns all those it engulfs.

Nonetheless, credit where it is due. Prodi is on an honesty roll as he notes:

“I wonder what makes this great nation happy to be a junior partner in a transatlantic relationship, but afraid to take its rightful place alongside its European allies?”

Allow me to clue you in, Prodi: it’s because the Channel is wider than the Atlantic. Across the Channel are friends, across the Atlantic is family.

You have been supernationalised

Do you live in the EU? In Britain? Well you have been nationalised… super-nationalised in fact. Yes, I mean you. You do not own your own labour, it is no longer yours to give or not give, as you see fit.

Do you need a bit more money to take your family on holiday later in the year? Want a bit of a boost to buy a slightly bigger car this time? Well if you ask your boss for some overtime to pad out the ol’ pay packet, the European Union has a message for you: tough shit. They know what is best for you and you do not… and they want the British state to use force against both you and your employer if you will insist on contributing to economic growth for longer than 48 hours in a week.

Do NOT cooperate. If you need the money, conspire with your boss and become economic ‘criminals’, it is an entirely honourable thing to do.

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Yes, it can get worse

I seem to recall that one the tasks undertaken by our Cold War fighters was the smuggling of Bibles into the former Soviet Union. Looks like their services may be required again before too long.

A British EU judge has warned that distribution of Bibles could violate proposed EU Anti-Racism Laws.

Unfortunately, subscription is required in order to read the article in full but this is the opinion of Lord Scott of Foscote:

“The proposed offense would include ‘public dissemination or distribution of tracts, pictures, or other material containing expressions of racism or xenophobia. So distribution of, for example, literature containing expressions of belief in race, color, national origins, etc. as a factor determining aversion to individuals or groups would be a criminal offense.

Among the literature that could fall foul of this definition, according to Lord Scott, is the Bible and also ‘Biggles’, novels about a fictional WWII fighter pilot.

Looks like Perry was rather prescient when he decided to call this blog ‘the Samizdata’.

C’est Incroyable

In protest at the electoral success in France of Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French EU commissioner speaking in Brussels, Bertrand Maginot has expressed his outrage and concern.

“This is unacceptable and contrary to all democratic European principles” said Monsieur Maginot who took the opportunity to formally announce the imposition of trade sanctions on himself.

Camped in his apartment in Brussels Monsieur Maginot has refused all food, provisions and even a change of clothing. He is forced to stay in Brussels because he also banned himself from travelling.

Asked how long he intends to persist with the sanctions, Monsieur Maginot replied:

“Until I come to my senses”

The Colour of Money is Green

I always enjoy a hearty guffaw when American enviro-mentalists claim that they are warring against big business and ‘greedy’ corporations. Those guys should just go over to Europe where they can enjoy working hand-in-glove with corporations in a real partnership for a ‘greener’ Europe (not to mention a more expensive one).

Don’t believe me? Well, take a look this latest ‘triumph’ of green ideology as the EU has passed a law requiring all electrical goods to be recycled

“The new rules, which would come into force in 2005, would require individual companies to pay to recycle their electrical products once the family home no longer had use of them

Mais Naturellement it all got rubber-stamped through the EU parliament without so much as a hitch nor a blink and is being roundly welcomed as a tool for ‘changing behaviour’. That’s what these guys love more than anything on earth; changing behaviour. They get a swelling in their loins at just the thought of it. Our behaviour is very bad you see. We’re all naughty children despoiling the earth and ruining it for future generations of EUnuchs. We must be smacked firmly across the backs of our chubby little legs.

Well, we have been smacked; smacked with the bill for paying for all this recycling which Europe’s state-backed monopoly giants will simply pass onto us consumers. Thankyou, chaps. I wasn’t paying anywhere near enough for my washing-machine. But what is my comfort when compared to the happiness of the greens, the Eurocrats and, above all, Europe’s quasi-state corporations

“The Parliament’s decision was applauded by Electrolux, the Swedish white goods maker, which called on EU Governments to adopt a similar approach. “What MEPs have done is good news for producer responsibility and is constructive,” Viktor Sundberg, a director, said.

Certainly its ‘constructive’. Its helping to construct a wall of protection for the likes of Electrolux from competition both domestic and foreign. Smaller non-state backed companies will not be able to handle the regulatory burden and non-EU suppliers will fall foul of the new laws.

This is why greens were invented; as a ‘black op’ for corporatists who need to protect their patch while fooling the public into thinking they are defending themselves against a ‘radical’ anti-corporate opposition. Still, you’ve got to admit that it works.

EU cannot be serious

Scene: EU Commission in Brussels. A urgent meeting of EU Officials.

LOUIS: This is an outrage!!

HANS: It is totally unacceptable.

SVEN: Intolerable.

DIRK: We cannot allow it.

LOUIS: To be scorned by such a shitty little country.

HANS: Don’t they realise who we are?

DIRK: How important we are?

LOUIS: We are World Leaders after all. First it was the Balkans, now the Middle East. We are in danger of not being taken seriously again.

SVEN: You mean, we are taken seriously now?

LOUIS: OF COURSE WE ARE, YOU SWEDISH OAF!!!

DIRK: Okay, okay. Let’s calm down. We must present a united front.

LOUIS: The Americans, the Israelis. Is there anybody else out there who is going to humiliate us?

SVEN: The Russians?

LOUIS: Shut up, Sven! We cannot allow this to stand.

HANS: Absolutely.

DIRK: We must put our foot down.

HANS: For sure.

DIRK: Show that we cannot just be pushed around.

LOUIS: Bravo! We must hit back.

HANS: Retaliate.

SVEN: How about a military response?

LOUIS: What with, Sven, what with?

SVEN: Oh yes. Good point.

DIRK: We must do something.

HANS: To show them we mean business.

LOUIS: I know, I’ve got it……!!

SVEN: What?

LOUIS: We will impose immediate trade sanctions on the Israelis.

HANS: Excellent idea.

SVEN: Louis strikes again.

DIRK: That is perfect, perfect.

HANS: That will teach them a lesson.

SVEN: They will never cross swords with us again.

LOUIS: We will prohibit all movement of goods, all travel and all banking transactions to and from Israel.

DIRK: Will I still be able to buy bagels?

HANS: Dirk, you are being very unharmonious today.

DIRK: Sorry.

LOUIS: One week of this and they will be begging, begging us to intervene and impose a solution on the Middle East.

HANS: So are we all decided?

DIRK: Definitely.

SVEN: I vote yes.

HANS: Good. I will prepare an immediate proposal on behalf of the whole Commission.

[Pause]

DIRK: Er…aren’t we…perhaps, being a bit hasty here?

LOUIS: What do you mean?

DIRK: Well…er…maybe it might make things worse.

SVEN: Oh yes, yes. Dirk has a point here. Maybe it could inflame the situation.

DIRK: Cause all manner of reprecussions.

HANS: Hmmm…well, we must avoid being confrontational I suppose.

LOUIS: But we must appear strong.

SVEN: But the Israelis are rather sensitive, just now.

DIRK: And they have a big army.

LOUIS: They do?

SVEN: And nuclear missiles!

LOUIS: Mon Dieu!! [Presses Intercom] “Francois, book me on a flight to New Zealand…”

HANS: And then of course there is the Americans.

DIRK: Oh yes, the Americans…..

SVEN: There is not telling how they might react.

LOUIS: They are a bunch of cowboys….

HANS: Unsophisticated.

DIRK: Savages, really.

SVEN: They might take this very badly.

HANS: Who knows what they might do?

DIRK: And then, of course, there’s Tony.

LOUIS: Tony won’t like it.

SVEN: No, he definitely won’t like it.

HANS: He’ll make trouble for sure. I have an election this year.

DIRK: I’m very frightened of him, actually.

LOUIS: Oh pull yourself together, Dirk.

DIRK: Sorry (sniffle).

SVEN: Er…maybe…maybe we could put the matter on the agenda for a later date.

LOUIS: Yes.

DIRK: For discussion…

HANS: For debate…..

SVEN: As a way of sharing our concerns.

LOUIS: We will think about it.

DIRK: Consider it as a possibility.

HANS: As an idea….

SVEN: One of a number of options.

LOUIS: We can mention it in passing.

HANS: So, we are all agreed on that then?

ALL: Yes.

HANS: So. The matter is settled.

[Long Pause. Somewhere in the building a door slams. Outside a car backfires. In the distance, a dog is barking]

SVEN: Ahem…clears throat…I…I have some proposals regarding the standardisation of milk cartons.

DIRK: Milk Cartons! Excellent!

HANS: Now you’re talking.

LOUIS: Why didn’t you say so before?

DIRK: We must do something on this burning issue.

HANS: At last, we can address this festering sore in our body politic.

LOUIS: We must give the matter our utmost attention.

DIRK: Now we’re cooking with gas. Three cheers for Sven.

HANS: Louis, order some more white wine and cheese nibbles. We’re in for a long session.

Or maybe… news from another timeline. 7 Ventose, Year 2 of the New Calendar

“Good evening, this is the news from the EBC.

The Security Commissioner today announced the final destruction of one of the last remaining internet cabals. (Older readers may recall the “internet”; it was a sort of primitive precursor to Maxitel, but being utterly unregulated provided means for various perverts and seditious libellers to conspire against the peace of our Community.) Members of this grouping, the so-called ” [CENSORED] Samizdata [/CENSORED]” were taken into custody. Viewers will be happy to learn that these once-recalcitrant citizens made a full recantation and apology for their crimes before sadly dying of AIDS all on the same day.

Meanwhile at the Hague, the trial for War Crimes of ex-President Bush of the area formerly known as the United States continues. His court appointed defence lawyer (required by the somewhat archaic procedure of the tribunal), Maitre Cherie Booth, while admitting that Bush’s so-called “War on Terror” held back for several years our present happy accommodation with the Protector of the Three Holy Places, did at least pursue in the last years of his presidency economic policies that controlled currency speculation and protected the environment by reversing the selfish phenomenon of economic growth.

Some more good news is that, as part of the widely-popular Drive for Health, the bread ration has been reduced again…

News from Albania

Things in EU land are going to get a lot worse before they get even worse than that. Within 18 months all Europeans could be lumbered with a Green Tax on airline travel.

I don’t know how I managed to read through this article without the veins in my head exploding, especially when sentiments such as this go unchallenged:

“Of course there would be a reduction in the number of people who want to fly. Setting the level will be a political choice …”

A political choice!!?? Readers, this is the voice and mind of the EUnuch.

It is yet another thin end of yet another very thick wedge. The tax, once created, will most assuredly be ‘reviewed’ and ‘adjusted’ until it makes travelling by air impracticable for all but the wealthiest and the bureaucratic elite. Not for nothing have the EUnuchs chained themselves to enviro-mentalist ideology.

I have made a promise with myself never to succumb to the melancholy indulgence of conspiracy-theory but isn’t this the kind of thing the regimes do when they want their tax-cattle to stay put?

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How do you stop the rise of fascism? Become fascist yourself!

Lagwolf does not think much of the ideology underpinning the EU.

The EU has decided in all its brilliance in order to make sure to avoid facism in Europe it has to be have like the Nazis in the 1930s. It yet another gross breach of liberty and individual rights the EU is trying to bring in legislation to ban “racism and xenophobia”. Neither is illegal in the UK. To add to this outrage, it will be possible to be prosecuted by other EU countries for offences committed in another EU country.

So some nosy German know-it-all (yes, I know that is a tautology) (mis)hears me making some derogatory comment or joke about the Germans. He then goes home and reports me to his local black shirt (er, sorry, policeman). This policeman can then issue a warrant for my arrest in the UK and I can be dragged to Germany for a trial. This law could pretty much cause the arrest of every comedian in Britain as well as most of my friends.

I am sure we can expect the French to use this to prosecute any Briton who dares question French behaviour towards the Jews during Vichy. There are also worries that this will be used to quiet criticism of the EU in Britain. For years there have been attempts made to paint any Eurosceptic/Realist/Phobe as a racist and a xenophobe.

In short, this law is outrage on everything that is right and true in the Anglosphere. One hopes, this is yet another nail in the coffin of Britain’s membership is the 4th Reich/2nd Holy Roman Empire/EU.

Lagwolf


Thanks to Natalija for the use of her ‘interesting’ graphic

Mon Dieu! Zey used inches!!

There’s an old joke about a camel being a horse designed by a committee. Well, what do you call a Navigational Positioning Satellite designed by a committee? Galileo.

“At a meeting in Brussels on Tuesday, EU ministers reached a deal to provide funding for the launch of Galileo, the multi-billion Euro navigation satellite system intended to rival the US Global Positioning System (GPS), thereby removing the last obstacle in the way of the project.”

Ah yes, the ‘last obstacle’ being a blank cheque for the mind-boggling amount of taxpayers money that they are going to throw at this thing. The report estimates the cost at a laughable 3.6 billion €uros but who are they trying to kid? It’ll cost more than that to supply the EU ministers with a set of custom-made luxury ‘space slippers’ for when they attend the ceremonial launch.

Or, rather, when they don’t because if this thing ever actually makes it into space then my name is Buzz Lightyear. Just like that other grand EU project the Eurofighter the damned thing will be lucky if it ever emerges from the assembly line. The Eurofighter has had public money hosed it at for lord knows how long, it was obsolete 2 years ago and it hasn’t even been built yet!

The exhausted European taxpayer would have had to have forked out far less money if the EU had simply ordered a squadron of F-16s (as HM Government was advised to do by the Ministry of Defence). But, oh no, we don’t want that. We have to have a ‘European’ combat aircraft to express our distinct ‘European’ identity. Looks like they got it.

So, cue another round of horse-trading, bickering and monumental waste as each part of the Galileo project is apportioned out according to who makes the most noise. The French will build the electrics, the Italians will build the housing, the Belgians will make the navigation system, the Germans will make the rocket boosters, the Spanish will make the launch platform, the Austrians will make the sandwiches and Sweden will provide the environmental protestors.

And you can guess, I mean you just know that none of the bits will fit together, the rest of the bits won’t work and all the bits will be behind schedule, ludicrously over-budget and held up by strike action. And, naturally, nobody will wish to complain because to do will cause a diplomatic incident and the launch site will be located in the country that agrees not to vote against French agricultural subsidies (and guaranteed to be the one furthest away from the Equator – Finland probably).

The Galileo project will, again, graphically illustrate everything that is wrong with the EU. The Soviets managed to get into space because they had a command economy where a Kommisar for Space simply ordered that a satellite be built and it was duly built. Mind you, they had to work with a wooden crate, a leaky old battery and a tube of glue but, by golly, they did it. But there will no such bullish positivity for Galileo, proving that the EU is riven with all the drawbacks of a totalitarian state and none of the advantages.

This whole debacle could have been avoided if they’d simply taken up the American offer of buying bandwidth on America’s own GPS system. It would certainly have saved a mint. But, no, the EU has to have its own satellite system so it can cock a snoot at those imperialist ‘Yanquees’ and get on with doing lots of, er, ‘European’ things in space. Besides, the European taxpayers have got far more money than they need.

There is some small chink of light at the end of this particular worm-hole, though. The US government has expressed concern that should Galileo become operational it could be used by terrorist cells to plan attacks on the US. Now, personally, I think that the Americans, the Russians, the Indians, the Israelis, the Australians, the Japanese and just about everybody else will have functioning colonies on Mars before that happens, but, in the event that it does, the US just might find itself in a position where they have to shoot the bloody thing out of the sky (chortle, snigger, stuff handkerchief in mouth). What a tragedy!!

Free at last

The EU parliament has indicated its warm support for a new draft Directive which will regulate conversations between EU citizens.

The new Directive, which is the brainchild of French MEP, Bertrand Maginot will provide a legislative framework to ensure democratic oversight of all conversations which take place within the EU.

“This law is both overdue and necessary” said Monsieur Maginot. “At present there are absolutely no controls over the things people say to each other. This is dangerous and unacceptable”

British Commissioner, Sir Crispin D’oilly-Gitte also gave his full-hearted support to the new legislation.

“We must protect our citizens from being exposed to inaccurate or dishonest things”, he said. “This law is an important step forward to a safer and more democratic Europe”

Dismissing the concerns of civil liberties groups, he added:

“These people are just wreckers. This law will increase freedom in Europe. Everyone will be able to converse with confidence; safe in the knowledge that they are not being exposed to wrong ideas and bad information”

The new law will require any EU citizen wishing to have a conversation with another EU citizen, to first send a draft text of their proposed conversation to a Conversation Monitoring Officer (CMO) who will be appointed at national level. The CMO will check the text for honesty, accuracy and consistency with democratic European values.

Provided the text meets the required standards, the applicant will be given permission to hold their conversation with such other person or persons as are identified in the initial application.

“It is a simple safeguard”, said Monsieur Maginot.

Whilst the new Directive is not expected to be opposed, there is some concern at the dispute about exactly how the new regulatory regime will be funded. Swedish Social Democrat MEP, Helena Hankart has proposed that the CMO service be free to all applicants and funded out of general national taxation. However, Greek Commissioner Taxis Mitopisis is campaigning strongly for all applicants to pay a fee which will be charged according the applicant’s income.

“We have several committee meetings planned and I have no doubt we will achieve harmony on this issue”, said Ms.Hankart.

The new Directive is expected to be in force by January 1st 2003.

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