Samizdata quote of the day

“When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, “Previously, on 24…”

I came across this line here.
There are some hilarious one-liners in here.

LibertarianSoul

November 30, 2009 at 7:07 pm

I’m having “Chuck Norris” one-liner flashbacks 🙂

–Spence
Joe Spencer: Libertarian for Texas State House of Representatives
Alisa

November 30, 2009 at 9:21 pm

OMG, I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!

Don’t ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He’ll explain in the car.

and:

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Cid the Cidious

December 1, 2009 at 12:17 am

“Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.” heheehe
mike

December 1, 2009 at 5:43 am

I’ll take this one:

“Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.”

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