The Samizdata.net One Year Gathering last night seemed the perfect chance to get the ‘Global Conspiracy’ moving forward again…
We had everything required for a conspiracy by sinster globalist illuminati:
Gothic setting, endless supply of Guinness & crazy camera angles
However it proved hard to keep the conspirators focused on the job at hand
Very hard, in fact
It did not help that there were many distractions
But we did achieve something… we proved that Andrew Dodge not only wears his leather kilt in ‘true Scottish style’, someone has autographed his posterior!
Why is she not surprised! She was not able to attend and chaperone this lot……….need she say more !
Mr. de Havilland, you are a bad, bad man.
I guess our little diversion worked then? While all our enemies were distracted watching the party I carried out our nefarious global internet plots! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
And yes, I did it to Mozart. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I’ve just gone blind! I’m touch-typing this. Really.
That’ll teach you not to bring a camera to a blogger get-together.
Say, wasn’t that Bobby DeNiro on the right in #2 and Martha Stewart in #3?
My girlfriend thinks I mix in bad company. She is right. We be baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!
I have been blinded.. a pox upon kilts, I say.. a pox upon ’em..!!
Yikes! Are those actually varicose veins on that buttock? Is that a Scotch thing?
Well no one every told me that having a kilt on meant that young lady felt the need to take liberties with one’s person. Its not my fault, honestly. I am the innocent party in all of this. I wore my kilt on Saturday night because I had just finished working on a film on Oxford Street (I was the one in front of the camera). I couldn’t be bothered to go home and change.
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