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A great moment in capitalism

This development of shopping technology is surely another wonderful example of the benefits of big, vulgar free enterprise. For anyone who ever tried to buy a snack from a late-night store to find the premises shut, this monster gadget could save the day.

1 comment to A great moment in capitalism

  • Sigivald

    But what if they’re too stoned to work with the machine, late at night, when they need their munchies?

    “Dude, I was so high I couldn’t remember the sock numbers and punch it in fast enough!”

    We obviously need legislation to mandate human employees to both keep unemployment down and keep our Pothead-Americans from starving to death.