Monday
You may have already heard this but I laughed out loud when I came across this: an officer involved in Dick Cheney's recent difficulties is called Captain Kirk.
Phasers off, gentlemen.

Alas, he was Charles, not "James Tiberius"...
There was a previous newsworthy Captain Kirk of a Danish trawler raiding our fishing grounds.
Another case of EU deflector shields preventing common sense.
(If I push this story too far in the state it's in, it'll blow apart!)
Posted by TimC at February 20, 2006 06:52 PM
I keep hearing Tom Lehrer in my head. "Two game wardens, Seven hunters... and a pure bred Guernsey cow!"
Posted by Dale Amon at February 20, 2006 08:22 PM
Seriously though, she canna take any more of this kiptin.
Posted by James at February 20, 2006 09:36 PM
But did Cheney say when questioned by the good captain, "beam me up Scotty"?
Posted by Julian Taylor at February 20, 2006 10:07 PM
Was Whittington wearing a red shirt? That would explain a few things...
Posted by Ken Hagler at February 20, 2006 11:48 PM
Ken: Priceless!
You can imagine that he stood up, saw the barrels, looked down at his shirt then tilted his head to the camera with that resigned, deadpan, fatalistic look.
Posted by TimC at February 21, 2006 10:40 AM









