Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
– John Lehman, former US Secretary of the Navy
Over on Matthew Edgar’s blog, he outlines several scenarios for how Bush nearly choked on a pretzel. I rather liked: “The dogs attacked Bush to tell him that he [Bush] better not try to take them out like Clinton took out Buddy.”… but the truth does not require such pretzel logic, Matthew. Apply Occam’s razor and the real reason is apparent:
Bush suddenly realised that the pretzel was in the shape of a peace sign and started choking.
