I keep seeing rumours on the interwebs that I can get free meat today! As a long standing member of People for Eating Tasty Animals, I want to know where I can get my free meat so I can double up on the usual helping of animal protein! At first I thought it was a joke but everyone seems to be making it so maybe not.
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Damnit, I wish I’d known about this in advance; as it was, I was only able to eat a triple meat sandwich for lunch, and a meat feast pizza for dinner. (Yes, fellow Brits, I am a Southerner.)
Perhaps next year I’ll really be able to have a carnivorous day!
We can all see where the foodies are going with this. Let’s just start eating dirt right now! (For when we give plants the vote, instead of them just taking it.)
If God hadn’t meant you to eat animals, HE wouldn’t have made them out of meat?
If a carrot wants my vote he/she/it can have it. As long as he/she/it also takes my tax liability.
JG, you give the common carrot the vote and the next thing you know wild carrots will be clamoring for it, and then it will be clover, and in the end crabgrass will have taken over the planet.
You heard it here first.
I missed this yesterday, but I did have a 10 oz rib-eye steak in a beachside restaurant in Cornwall for dinner. Serendipity I suppose.
My slogan for this? ‘Cows eat grass, so you don’t have to‘.
Still, my favourite meat related t-shirt is the one that says on the front: “Meat is murder” and on the back “Tasty, tasty murder…”
Mr Ed, I’m sure you won’t mind if I swipe your excellent slogan. I’ll even include the attribution: –Mr Ed. :>)
Like Mr Ed, i happen to have had an unusually large share of meat yesterday. Now that i’ve had a look at the link, i feel better about it: somebody has compensated for my excess. (Though it was a very slight excess, and i had a weightlifting session as an excuse.)
I saw a T shirt the other day with the slogan… Sex Drugs and Sausage Rolls. I really want one.
Awesome RAB, I want one too 😀
It’s not the eating but the killing that I can’t stomach. A pretty rotten business by all accounts.
Can I have a drugged sausage roll, if I get to pick the drug?
Speaking as someone who done a fair bit of tasty animal killing myself, from shooting to butchering to cooking, I do not have a problem with my place in the food chain 😉
This morning, after reading their website, I did it. I freed all of my meat.
Now, several hours later, I see that it’s all still lying in my front yard, and I’m wondering if these people really thought this concept through.
I freed my meet in the garden a few weeks back.
Earned me a Police caution for indecent exposure.
This is the best thread in a long time!
Caitlyn freed her meat
Huh?
Perry,
I think it’s a reference to the ‘Jenner’ situation. In British terms Daley Thompson becoming Fatima Whitbread would be the gist of the meme.
Ah yes, got it.