There have been numerous mentions recently of electronically tagging money, the latest of which was by Walter Uhlman below in Sergeant Stinger reporting for duty. But there is no need to worry folks. Follow this simple recipe and your privacy should be restored:
Take 1 wad tagged money.
Mix denominations and national currencies to taste.
Place on Microwave oven tray.
Set microwave to high for 30 seconds.
Enjoy the sparkles of frying microcircuits.
Remove and apply as desired.
No need to bend over and take it. Resistance is not futile. In fact, it’s a lot of fun.
