Saturday
(1)In reverse order, they are:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're
on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND.....THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN....
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
[My thanks to Dr.Chris Tame for posting this to the Libertarian Alliance Forum.]
No truer words have ever been spoken. But, no one trys out my handgun!
Posted by Adam at July 19, 2003 01:48 AM
This reads as though you have anxiety about the size of your handgun.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 19, 2003 02:18 AM
Ladies, I await a scathing 10-point reply on why a handgun (or maybe that should be long gun) is better than a man.
Posted by T. Hartin at July 19, 2003 12:30 PM
I agree with Mr. Hartin. Please ladies, this could be good.
Posted by Adam at July 19, 2003 01:16 PM
A handgun won't complain if you have a premature discharge. (although the range safety officer might look askance...)
Posted by Chris Tucker at July 19, 2003 03:55 PM
Inner voice says that I should not rise to the bait, but I am procrastinating so here goes:
Disclaimer: some of these are lame
TOP TEN REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN
10) A handgun does not complain when taken shopping
9) A handgun does not need its ego stroked to properly perform
8) When using a handgun in public the holster is optional not required
7) When taken home, a handgun will not hog your remote or drink all the beer in your refrigerator
6) a handgun generally stays put until needed
5) A handgun has no problem receiving direction and generally shoots in the direction that it is aimed
4) A handgun does not mind having only one owner
3) Pressure actually improves performance
2) regular use will not result in pregnancy
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN...
1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use
Posted by Amelia at July 19, 2003 09:21 PM
yeah, you "guys" should try getting a blow job from a hand gun. and whats more, you men in the UK. I bet you have never even seen a hand gun let alone try and fit a silencer to one.
Posted by deirdre thompson at July 19, 2003 09:34 PM
Sheesh, guys; find yourselves some better women, then!
Posted by Alice Bachini at July 20, 2003 03:19 PM
Deirdre, well nuts to you! This lil' ol Brit here has trained with handguns in the US - and it is a shocker that the sport of target shooting is now banned.
Good joke by the way. Don't think I'll mention it to my girlfriend though.
Posted by Johnathan Pearce at July 21, 2003 12:50 PM
