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Perry (below) makes reference to the idiotic comments of US Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) -- the folks at Best of the Web have also had some fun with this one -- see today's Stupidity Watch. But this is not the first time that Kennedy botched a sports analogy with an absurd malapropism. In 1998, he managed to refer to fellow Democrats Richard Gephardt and Tom Daschle as "the Sammy Sooser [sic] and Mike McGwire [sic!]" of politics during a campaign stump session. (For our European readers, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire play baseball, a distant cousin of cricket played by men in pajamas.)

Kennedy's staffers must hand him this stuff -- he probably didn't know his constituent team had won the Super Bowl until his interns told him -- but what is more disturbing is his suggestion that we are fighting against "individualism." I am still trying to think of a single aspect of OBL's ideology that favors individual rights over collectivism. And, as Perry astutely observes, the New England players honed their skills and negotiated their robust contracts in a spirit of self interest, not "sacrifice to a greater cause."

One word for you, Senator: O'Doul's!