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CCTV turns nasty Following on directly from some of the things Johnathan says immediately below this, here is visual proof that surveillance cameras are not quite the innocent gadgets that some tell us:
The bloke who sent this in to Idiot Toys found it “somewhere on Amazon”, so we may never know where this scary camera is, who it is snooping on, and what its future plans might be.
Caption anyone?
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“Do you feel lucky, punk?”
“Well I am all broken up about that man’s rights”
(another Dirty Harry quote).
“Welcome to the New World Order.”
My mother was fucked by R2D2.
Your money and your life!
My name is Davis.
Clive Davis.
STB
I know what you’re thinking… did I take six photos, or only five?
Brilliant Peter!
Indeed, a winner!
“You will be Exterminated!”
“Stand and deliver.”
Oh wait, I have it confused with stoplight traffic cameras(Link)…
Caption: SKYNET Beta 7 Model
I’ll try a different movie………….
“Oh, I’m sorry! Did I break your concentration?”
You lookin’ at me, punk?
“Must…kill…John…Connor…”
Shut the CCTV’s down by engaging in simulated sex acts.
Something about the story really ticks me off, but at the same time, I’m sure the half of it isn’t being reported.
“Don’t move.”
or
“Put your wheels in the air.”
“ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US”
I doubt it would take a 7.62×51 and function.
Oh wait it’s in England isn’t it, never mind…
Hate to be a smart aleck but with the exception of you, Theo and a few others your island has become the classic warning to other societies.
This is the police, I repeat this is the police, stop criminal or I will have to resort to violence!
It’s Ned Kelly’s latest fashion look! Will the retro ‘Dark Knight’ style take off this time, or will the other fashion houses fight black?
Its an infra red camera because sometimes the infra red flash from the speed camera cant pick up a person behind a cold windscreen so they boost it with infrared leds Its probably in a very cold area so its to boost the power of the camera
Police unveil the new model Smith 2d(home) camera with auto shooting mode.
I see they now want to count them all now, that should be fun! I once found 90 cameras in a 1200 yard stretch.