Comments on The naming of Royals is a difficult matter

I've always liked the name Frank Zappa gave his daughter - Moon Unit - best. It could serve a male or female equally well.


Posted by Verity at December 25, 2005 11:07 PM

Holy mackerel!................not a suggestion; only an expletive.


Posted by permanent expat at December 25, 2005 11:20 PM

Having just finished off a truly magnificent turkey from the Duchy of Cornwall estate I am in very forgiving mood of whatever Charles decides to call himself today, but I do think I draw a line at the proposed face transplants, regardless whether for better aesthetics or not. Apart from the obvious joke about Camilla wanting Diana exhumed in order to get her face lifted, I wonder if Our Little Tony has considered changing his name to President (for life) Churchill and getting Cherie a complete face change while he's at it?


Posted by Julian Taylor at December 26, 2005 02:27 AM

The name "King Ralph" has a nice ring to it, except that Charles doesn't have John Goodman's gravitas.


Posted by Ernie G at December 26, 2005 03:16 AM

If "Charles" is such a jinxed name, why was it given to the heir presumptive in the first place? It's not like Prince Charles had so many older brothers that he was considered to have no chance of ascending the throne at birth.


Posted by Annoying Old Guy at December 26, 2005 05:10 AM

While the Prince of Wales is known throughout the world as Charles, there is enormous goodwill to the name George.

Oh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_III_of_the_United_Kingdom


Posted by rosignol at December 26, 2005 05:22 AM

Philip,

"The naming of Royals is a difficult matter"


True; It isn't just one of your holiday games.


Posted by Chris Harper at December 26, 2005 06:31 AM

For whatever it's worth, Teller's legal name is just "Teller". No other name. He has one of the few American passports issued in a single name, and his Nevada driver's license says "NFN Teller". NFN stands for "No First Name".


Posted by Steven Den Beste at December 26, 2005 11:54 AM

In the spirit of inclusiveness,Charles should become
CHAV I.


Posted by Ron Brick at December 26, 2005 01:31 PM

"Jose has more chance of changing his name than a convicted conman, or possibly, a politician such as Tony Blair, if the latter wished to change his name to that of the Christian Messiah."

I think Tony would regard that as a demotion.


Posted by mark at December 26, 2005 02:20 PM

mark - ha ha ha ha ha! Too right, mate!


Posted by Verity at December 26, 2005 02:47 PM

Of course, Charles could go all mystical on us (not for the first time) and demand to be called "King Arthur" (it's one of his Christian names, isn't it?).

"Arthur and Camilla" would be a refreshing change from all the boring Williams, Georges and their Elizabeths and Annes.


Posted by Kim du Toit at December 26, 2005 03:25 PM

Of course, on reflection, there'd be some question as to whether he'd be Arthur I or Arthur II...


Posted by Kim du Toit at December 26, 2005 03:25 PM

Let's stick with tradition, let Charles keep his name. If it entails being beheaded or exiled - so be it !


Posted by Jacob at December 26, 2005 03:42 PM

I second the query about why name him Charles in the first place?

As for his royal name, I'm partial to King Crusher I.

It's not my creation (some syndicated columnist years ago suggested it for Charles and Diana's first born) but it does have an impressive ring to it ....


Posted by Michael Farris at December 26, 2005 05:22 PM

Is it true that charles really wants to be crowned Uthmar?


Posted by Robert Schwartz at December 26, 2005 05:26 PM

Of course, the whole question could be obviated by skipping him entirely and going straight to William.


Posted by Steven Den Beste at December 26, 2005 05:26 PM

I just find it odd that the Hanoverians would even care any more. It's not as if by having an unlucky name that there is anything Charles could mess up that is of any real consequence. Right ? Please tell me this is so ...


Posted by Lusiphur at December 26, 2005 05:41 PM

A rose by any other name ... would listen as well.

Charles, and everybody else, should be able to call themselves whatever they want. George will do as well as anything else. As for his famously mad relative (due to a genetic disorder) despite being barking he did still manage to get Parliament to sign up to what has to have been one of the best long term deals ever. Swapping the cash from the crown estates for having to pay for the armed services.


Posted by chris at December 26, 2005 06:02 PM

Regardless of name; is there any crime a king, and only a king, can commit that will get him beheaded or exiled?


Posted by James Knowles at December 27, 2005 01:18 AM

I hve known more than one hispanic called jesus christ, pronounced hay soo


Posted by e m butler at December 27, 2005 12:03 PM

More likely, you've known hispanics named Jesús (hay SOOS - the final s is dropped in some dialects).

This is not the same as Jesus in English, which is usually Jesucristo in Spanish.


Posted by michael farris at December 27, 2005 01:09 PM

I wonder if the judge would have approved " Jesus H. Christ " ....


Posted by adele at December 27, 2005 02:42 PM

is there any crime a king, and only a king, can commit that will get him beheaded or exiled?

One might be tempted to think of breaking the coronation oath to govern the people "in accordance with their laws and customs". However that seems to happen with regularity these days so perhaps not (especially tyhe "customs" bit).


Posted by Rog at December 27, 2005 04:38 PM

is there any crime a king, and only a king, can commit that will get him beheaded or exiled?

Maybe denying there is global warming...

What was the last one beheaded for ? Something to do with religion ?


Posted by Jacob at December 27, 2005 07:33 PM
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