Comments on Samizdata quote joke of the day

when Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish.

she wished for all the children to be safe.

So God killed Michael Jackson


(too soon?)


Posted by Al Williams at June 26, 2009 01:59 PM

RE: Michael Jackson.

America, a place where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.


Posted by David Crawford at June 26, 2009 02:28 PM

Apparently his last request was for a fiddler at the funeral.


Posted by Ian B at June 26, 2009 04:53 PM

On the third day, he will rise.


Posted by Johnathan Pearce at June 26, 2009 05:23 PM

Doctors aren't too sure of the cause but have apparently ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times.


Posted by manuel II paleologos at June 26, 2009 06:52 PM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, talking that way about a dead man. He is dead, right? He didn't just fall asleep, did he? They have tests for that, don't they?


Posted by Dom at June 26, 2009 07:42 PM

Food poisoning. Those 12 year old nuts are dangerous.


Posted by Kristopher at June 26, 2009 07:43 PM

Hahaha, there are some really good ones over at FMFT.


Posted by dr kill at June 26, 2009 09:06 PM

Ptomaine poisoning. Ate a bad wiener.

And his last act before croaking? Getting arrested at Wal-Mart. He saw a sign that said "Boys Pants -- Half Off".


Posted by David Crawford at June 26, 2009 10:26 PM

Apparently, he hasn't been this stiff since the weekend Macaulay Culkin stayed over.


Posted by the other rob at June 27, 2009 03:55 AM

Vegetarianism and cartoons don't mix.


Posted by tdh at June 29, 2009 03:33 PM
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