Hmm. I wouldn't take this imminent return all that seriously, especially since I've just come across this story, quoting Castro's most recent essay;
"I am not physically able to speak directly to the citizens of the municipality where I was nominated for our elections next Sunday... I do what I can: I write. For me, this is a new experience: writing is not the same as speaking."
Heh. In Chicago, dead people run the city by electing politicians. Maybe in Cuba they cut out the middle man.
Weekend at Bernie's?
I wonder if he'll be donating his organs when he dies?
He will be - they're to be put in a public mausoleum intact inside his body when he's turned into a wax figure for the Good of All Mankind ©.
Mid - Did Weekend at Bernie's have an assassination attempt? The idea of the CIA bungling an assassination on an already dead Castro makes me giggle. Any striking Hollywood writers have my permission to use the idea!