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March 02, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Blair might 'need the Tories'
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

... and why not? After all, as we now live in a de facto one ideology state (and that ideology is populist utilitarianism), what difference do the antics of what goes on in Parliament really make? The sooner we have the government doing away with this fiction of political process and just start ruling mostly by administrative edict, the better really. Far too many people are just hiding behind comfortable fictions.

March 01, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
And the fact Cameron is a Blairite is news?
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

I find the notion that it is news that Tory leader David Cameron is a Blairite so unremarkable that I am puzzled the Telegraph even runs with the story.

The closest thing to an actual conservative party is the UKIP because it sure as hell is not the Conservative Party.

February 27, 2006
Monday
 
 
The 'Abolition of Parliament Bill'
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

I have not seen anything written here on what is being called the Abolition of Parliament Bill - the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill that was going through Parliament last week (whilst 'Dave' Cameron was off on paternity leave).

I have heard it finally finishes off the delegated legislation process (the process by which ministers and civil servants pass regulations with power given them under enabling Acts of Parliament) - a process that A.V. Dicey observed before the First World War and Chief Justice Hewitt was the last major establishment figure to oppose ("The New Despotism" 1929). It has taken a very long time to finish the process, but it seems Mr Blair will complete it.

Of course in a modern big government Welfare State having every regulation examined by Parliament is not possible (one extra reason to oppose a modern big government Welfare State).

Still a Statute that allows ministers to alter any regulation (apart from in the field of tax) without coming back to Parliament, and set up to two years in prison as a punishment for failing to obey their arbitrary regulations - well it does seem to a bit much even for Britain.

Have I just dreamed it all then?

Also nothing on our dear friends the Local Government Standards Board - people have noticed them now they have suspended Red Ken from his position as Mayor of London for a month (for nasty things he said to a Jewish journalist).

However, the Board has been doing this sort of thing (and far worse) for years. For example, if a councillor writes to try and expose the "wind farm" con (it is a con because it does not greatly reduce CO2 production - as the wind turbines do not produce much power and have to be "backed up" by coal and gas fired stations which run all the time as a safeguard) they might not (if the Board feels like it) be allowed to speak (or vote) against "wind farms" in council debates.

Ditto saying that Council 'Chief Executives' are paid too much or are useless ('Chief Executives' are the highly paid useless trash who have replaced what used to be called Town Clerks) - if a councillor says that he is in big trouble.

There is no automatic right for an elected councillor to oppose government policy (or 'best practice') in modern Britain and has not been since Mr Blair set up the Board. If the Board will let you speak and vote fine - but they may choose not to.

I am not a fanatical supporter of democracy, but I thought that many people were supposed to be. I have heard very little about what is going on in Britain - most people seem either to not know or not care

February 26, 2006
Sunday
 
 
Another change of mood
Guy Herbert (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The Guardian's Jenni Russell points out that the attitude of British officialdom is changing subtly.

I find this change truly frightening because I spent the first few years of my life in apartheid South Africa. My parents were political activists, and we lived in an atmosphere of fear. My mother's relations distanced themselves from her, fearing that they too would be targeted if they associated with us. My earliest memories are of police raiding the house at night, emptying out dolls' cots and sweeping books off shelves. People would simply disappear. A black friend left our house to travel to his family in Zululand, and vanished.

After a month of inquiries, someone found a witness who had seen him being picked up by the police. He was being held without charge under the 90-days legislation - the same policy that the government is trying to introduce here. The relief when we came to England was incalculable. This country, these policemen and this government were benign, reasonable and trustworthy. As my father never ceased to point out, a Britain that had fought fascism had a deep-rooted commitment to protecting the individual from the state.

That is no longer true. ID cards are one danger, but there are other measures which are already a reality. [...]

I fear that many of us are failing to see the danger we are now in, precisely because we have grown up in a largely benign state. We still trust in the good sense and reasonableness of its agents, and the rest of officialdom.

However, I think she is wrong about the cause:

This change in the relationship between people and officials can only be explained as a result of the new illiberal atmosphere in which we are living.

That's back to front. An illiberal attitude is insufficient for oppression or we would be living under the dictatorship of the Free Church of Scotland. It is actually about power. Unchecked power will be abused. Not may, will.

You cannot change the culture of the law - Blair minor - without affecting the culture of the land. British police were once famous for courtesy. But then as little as twenty years ago they had few powers not available to the ordinary citizen. They relied on voluntary cooperation for much of their authority, and the reasonable exercise of that authority yielded general cooperation.

Before the merger of the agencies, the Inland Revenue was proverbially gentlemanly and reasonable compared to HM Customs and Excise, though the taxation functions were very similar. The difference in culture wasn't accidental. Customs had vastly greater powers and found it easier to rely on fear to do the job.

ASBO-land is a different place from England. And this is why: as they gain more capacity to order us about, those in office will order us about more. What else?

The PM implies he wishes us to 'respect' one another and social norms. He claims he has given powers to officials to make it so. But respec' on the streets will mean something else. It will mean respec' (in the sense of fawning obedience) towards the same officials who have the powers to make it so. And as we have ever fewer rights - perhaps not even existence - without their say-so, truculence, swagger and oppression by officials will become the norm.

February 26, 2006
Sunday
 
 
Pommygranate lays it out succinctly
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

This pretty much explains the political situation in a nutshell. Serial commenter Pommygranate is writing about Britain but the same could probably be said about almost any western country to varying degrees: the state simply bribes people to vote for a bigger state by making them dependents.

His solution is an interesting notion.

But turkeys will still not vote for Xmas. Some on the right of the blogosphere are calling for voting restrictions for those who depend on the state for a living. Draconian indeed, but it may be the only way round this particular Catch 22.

Things would have to get very bad for that to be politically possible but is is a good idea. I quite like the idea "you can either work for the state and live of other people's money or you can vote, but not both". Not a chance that would happen any time soon but it is a damn fine idea nevertheless. In truth I suspect many people would be happy to make that choice as voting is hardly some blessed sacrament. If so many people do not really care about liberty, are they really so attached to voting? I wonder.

February 24, 2006
Friday
 
 
Giving away value disrupts the state
Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

Gervase Markham, who blogs at Hacking for Christ, works for the Mozilla Foundation, a non-profit "dedicated to promoting choice and innovation on the internet". He writes about his recent encounter with a UK Trading Standards officer:

They had encountered businesses which were selling copies of Firefox, and wanted to confirm that this was in violation of our licence agreements before taking action against them.

I wrote back, politely explaining the principles of copyleft – that the software was free, both as in speech and as in price, and that people copying and redistributing it was a feature, not a bug. I said that selling verbatim copies of Firefox on physical media was absolutely fine with us, and we would like her to return any confiscated CDs and allow us to continue with our plan for world domination (or words to that effect).

Many people would find the official's reaction to that surprising; but they do not call them disruptive technologies for nothing. The woman replied:

"If Mozilla permit the sale of copied versions of its software, it makes it virtually impossible for us, from a practical point of view, to enforce UK anti-piracy legislation, as it is difficult for us to give general advice to businesses over what is/is not permitted."

As Carlo at Techdirt writes:

It's unclear exactly what role the Mozilla Foundation plays in enforcing the UK's anti-piracy laws, or exactly why they shouldn't be allowed to license their software however they want, just to make things easier for some civil servants. If nothing else, it merely indicates how deeply ingrained people's preconceived notions about software "piracy" are. And it's disappointing that a government officer whose job it is to enforce copyrights can't seem to get their head around the idea that there is another way to license software than how most entrenched developers and companies handle it.

Disappointing? Yes. Surprising? Not really.

Crossposted from the Engagement Alliance

February 24, 2006
Friday
 
 
The public mood (while the public moo-ed)
Guy Herbert (London)   Best of Samizdata.net • Opinions on liberty • UK affairs

I am feeling less of a lone loony than I did. After a decade of my saying the key thing wrong with the demon eyes campaign was that the slogan ought to have been: 'New Labour: Old Danger' because the electorate should not have the purported newness reinforced, more and more people in the chattering classes seem to be accepting that there is a danger. Even such fringe lefty agitators as Clifford Chance LLP have offered severe warnings about the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill. Too late?

The War on Liberty may never end, but it became a general action only in the 90s - just about the time, the Wall being down, and the net routing round borders and censorship, we free-lifers had begun to feel we were winning. Now I find I am doing my bit with NO2ID and we are gearing up for a ten-year campaign. Grand constitutionalist coalitions are being proposed left, right, and centre (which I'm sure are meritorious). The differences between Peter Hitchens and Mark Thomas begin to be indistinguishable when the establishment is of the extreme centre...

What worries me is that this ferment is still superficial, a speck of mould on Mr Blair's Horlicks. It concerns the tiny minority of the population that reads the serious press, say 10% - and of those only the avid followers of politics, maybe a quarter of that. The readers and writers of blogs are fewer still, and more introrse.

The mass of the population of Britain is nescient, complacent, and has no interest in the abstractions of liberty, or the threats from power assumed only to be threats to others, to bad people. Many people are happy to claim the status of an 'ordinary' person, with "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" from officialdom, while being paradoxically susceptible to fears of everything else. Passively concerned with material welfare, security against virtual risks, and gossip, they graze and are milked as the livestock of the state.

This is Foucault's concept of governmentality in action. Not, pace his fans on the left, a neo-liberal order, but a post-liberal order in which the foundational institutions of liberalism - liberty and individuality, rule of law, the separation of private and public life, a civil society and a political sphere distinct from one another - have ceased to have a meaning for even the bulk of the middle-classes.

Where is the cattle-prod that will change the public mood?

February 23, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Pro-Test in Oxford!
Perry de Havilland (London)  Activism • UK affairs

If you are in Oxford on Saturday and want to join a protest against animal rights extremists, check this out. The Research Defence Society blog has more, as does the Social Affairs Unit and Laurie's own blog.

February 21, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
Not a good time to be a chicken
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

A year ago, a headline like this was pure comedy. And this Evening Standard headline that I snapped last night even now has a slightly comic, Carry On Farming feel to it.

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Alas, bird flu seems to be getting rather serious.

Governments thrive on infectious diseases, because only governments, or institutions that are very hard to distinguish from governments, can contain them. Which is why I always suspect that such "pandemics" (pandemic seems now to be the regular word for an "epidemic") tend to be somewhat exaggerated. But if I were a politician, I would never dare to say such a thing.

February 20, 2006
Monday
 
 
Can we afford to ignore the nuclear option?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Science & Technology • UK affairs

The 2012 London Olympic Games could be hit by electricity blackouts as energy supplies fall off, according to a poll of scientists and other eminent folk in this story by the BBC. Well, pole vaulting and javelin throwing have not been done in the dark before, but I guess it might have a certain novelty.

Seriously though, how should one take these jeremiads about impending shortages to electricity generation? This excerpt from the BBC story makes it clear that many analysts believe that solutions must embrace technologies including nuclear power:

All 140 respondents to the survey said that the best way to ensure energy security for the future lay in a diversified mix of electricity generation, including renewables, coal, gas and nuclear

This story of a few days ago suggests the opposition Tories might, in their quixotic desire to appear Green, ditch the nuclear option. This seems rather ironic given that some figures in the environmentalist movement have started to embrace nuclear energy as a way to cut carbon emissions (while not being blind to the problems of nuclear waste disposal and the large capital outlays involved in building nuclear powers stations).

I am an agnostic on nuke energy. If it can, in a free market, hold its own compared with other energy sources, fine. But given the vital importance of electricity to our modern, information-age economy, it is madness to tempt disaster by shutting down options now.

February 18, 2006
Saturday
 
 
Londinium 2006AD
Dale Amon (Belfast, Northern Ireland)  UK affairs

I have been 'on the road' again since a few days after the New Year. Travel may seem exciting to some, but it does wear you down when you do it week after week. This is especially true when planning is impossible and you cannot say with any certainty which of several jobs will be next in line. You just adapt and make your arrangements on the fly.

That said, constant travel does lead to unexpected adventures and misadventures. I would count losing my glasses going through security in Toronto among the less exciting and more expensive of these. Although there are some weeks more to go on this jaunt, the event which most stands out happened before I even got out of the UK at the start of January.

Due to contract signings running late a couple layers up the food chain from myself, travel arrangements for my usual January gig backstage at the big Healthcare investment conference in San Francisco were last minute. Translation: they were so late the flights were almost unaffordable so I was booked on a simply ridiculous connection. I left Belfast on an evening flight which dropped me in Heathrow just as the airport closed up operations for the night. My New York flight was first thing in the morning... so I got to sit up all night in the main terminal.

Well, my slogan is "Have Laptop, Will Travel", so after some help from friendly airport staff to move some seats closer to an electric outlet, I settled in for a long, long night of work. Time crawled by. Over the top of my screen I idly noticed a gaggle of armed police wander by and hassle a couple black teens whom I think were also waiting for a connecting flight.

One of the cops walked towards me. I naturally assumed he was going to act as a friendly face to London's major airport; perhaps commiserate on my bad luck in being stuck there over night; or possibly warn me to beware of this, that or the other.

I was wrong. He planted himself in front of me in his best "Clockwork Orange" intimidation posture and proceeded to tell me I was guilty of theft. I looked at him blankly. Theft of services. I was plugged into the airport's electricity. He quoted a section number I was purportedly violating. As I have lived in Belfast through troubled years, I know how to deal with this sort. You smile and you verbally give them squat to grab hold of. They want to provoke a response that will let them play cop.

This fellow was very obviously tired, bored and looking for someone to take it out on. I, being one of the few persons in the terminal was 'it'. He went on. Not only was I 'stealing services'. I was in violation of... of.... HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS! I did not have appropriate authorization from the Airport declaring my laptop was safe for use with their AC sockets, and if I were to get electrocuted they might be liable!

I quietly studied the hole in his head.

He ranted on that I was still stealing power as he talked. Actually I was concentrating on keeping up a fake smile and non-threatening eye contact so as to avoid serious trouble. I was also dumbfounded, but I snapped out of it and casually reached over and unplugged. Slowly. I was not quite sure of the stability of this character and he was, after all, an armed member of a society in which only his sort are armed.

With the offending laptop unplugged and as he had utterly failed to provoke any sort of lese majeste remark from me, there was little more he could do. He sternly told me he would let me off with a warning and then retreated and joined his cohorts. They had remained some distance away throughout. Backup I suppose. I might well have been armed with sharp verbs and poisonous nouns for all they knew.

The previously hassled white robed African teen was not far away and as our trooper stormed off we caught each others eyes. I shook my head. He wryly smiled back. Wordless understanding passed between us.

Welcome to 21st Century London.

February 18, 2006
Saturday
 
 
Mr Blair's unforseen achievement
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Reuters reports that the hunting with hounds is more popular than ever despite the move by parliament last year to outlaw the hunting of foxes with hounds. (Incidentally, foxes are increasingly a problem in the cities as they scavenge for food. I used to live in Clapham and the place was full of them).

It makes me wonder about whether the vote by MPs this week to ban smoking in public places, including private members' clubs, will be easily enforced. Let's hope it meets the same fate as the anti-foxhunting measure. I say this as someone who does not smoke or hunt on horseback (despite being a Suffolk farmer's son, hunting with hounds never appealed, although I have shot the odd bunny rabbit from time to time).

February 17, 2006
Friday
 
 
I think Blair has always meant well – but Harry Hutton does not agree
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Harry Hutton speaks for many, I am sure, when he says this:

It's been a pretty good week for all you non-smoking, non-terrorism glorifying, pro-ID card tossers. All going your way at the moment, isn't it? Must be feeling pretty pleased with yourselves.

For now you triumph. But you'll get your comeuppance, you swine. That slippery villain is going to ruin us all. You think he doesn't have plans for you too? You think that just because you don't smoke or glorify terrorists you're off the hook? Just wait. You're gonna learn the hard way.

Personally I have never really bought in to this Blair-is-evil meme. Perhaps if I met him face to face I would feel differently, but to me he merely seems desperately eager to do good, but somewhat dim about how to actually contrive goodness, like a trendy vicar. Good at winning elections though, and making speeches, and doing Hugh Grant impersonations. The man knows his rhetoric, and if, at any time during the twenty first century, Blair were to step down from being the Prime Minister, I think his rhetoric will be sorely missed by the next government, assuming it's Labour. Slippery, yes. But a villain? Not really. I don't think so, anyway.

But whatever his motives may be, and however little he may have any deliberate plans to screw the non-smoking, non-terrorism glorifying, pro-ID card tendency, Blair, or the processes he has now set in motion, will still do this. But, he meant and he means no harm.

But feel free to disagree.

While you are still allowed to.

February 17, 2006
Friday
 
 
A Churchill speech from 1945
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Historical views • UK affairs

Mark Holland is on a blogging roll just now, and one of the more interesting things to be found on his blog earlier in the week was a link to and a big chunk of a speech made by Winston Churchill, on June 4th 1945, which I assume Mark to have found here. (Mark himself offers no link.)

Quote:

But, you will say, look at what has been done in the war. Have not many of those evils which you have depicted been the constant companions of our daily life? It is quite true that the horrors of war do not end with the fighting-line. They spread far away to the base and the homeland, and everywhere people give up their rights and liberties for the common cause. But this is because the life of their country is in mortal peril, or for the sake of the cause of freedom in some other land. They give them freely as a sacrifice. It is quite true that the conditions of Socialism play a great part in war-time. We all submit to being ordered about to save our country. But when the war is over and the imminent danger to our existence is removed, we cast off these shackles and burdens which we imposed upon ourselves in times of dire and mortal peril, and quit the gloomy caverns of war and march out into the breezy fields, where the sun is shining and where all may walk joyfully in its warm and golden rays.

Now I am not trying to say or even to suggest that what governs Britain now is what was meant in 1945 by "Socialism". That hard-line root-and-branch government control of everyone and everything is a horror story has by now been well understood by all but a tiny few lunatics, if only because the promised economic benefits of such a system have all turned to dust and rust, in Britain and everywhere else where such Socialism has been attempted. Churchill's team won that argument, even if this took rather longer than Churchill had hoped in 1945. But the book which prompted Churchill to say these things, Hayek's The Road To Serfdom, paints a more complicated picture than just simple tyranny. Hayek also foresaw chaos, and an ever more desperate governmental effort to correct chaos, with even more chaos. And at the moment, governmentally induced chaos probably looms larger in our lives than governmental tyranny. But the means of inflicting a more self-conscious and deliberate tyranny at some future date are now pretty much all in place.

And, once again, the traitor in our midst is war. In 1945, it was the recently concluded war against Nazi Germany, and the warm glow of team spiritedness which that war gave off, for those who had good wars like formerly poor soldiers who had lived through victories (rather than those who had died during defeats), and like behind the lines enthusiasts for central planning. Now, it is the so-called War on Terror, which creates an atmosphere in which the Government does not demand or expect to know everything, but does insist upon its absolute right to know anything in particular that strikes it as important. And, now as in 1945, the British people, on the whole, do not object. Rather do they expect this, and complain only when the Government fails to keep an eye on things enthusiastically enough.

February 16, 2006
Thursday
 
 
No sense of irony
Antoine Clarke (London)  How very odd! • Humour • UK affairs

Heh. Who was that speaker again?

From an email circular promoting think-tank events around Europe:

London

21/02/06 Policy Exchange "Why the Agenda of the Future cannot be delivered by a person stuck in the Past" - William Hague MP, Shadow Foreign Secretary

RSVP: info@policyexchange.org.uk

February 15, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
One of John Major's policy wonks has a bad nightmare
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Danny Finklestein has had a nightmare. About Britain becoming a despotic state. This one-time advisor to John Major (oh dear, we all make errors), even says this:

"But I have to admit that the legislation being debated in the Commons this week — the new ID cards, the smoking ban, the measure on the glorification of terror — has tempted me to take up smoking and start attending lectures about Hayek organised by earnest men with pamphlets in carrier bags."

Nice patronising tone there Danny - I tend not to bother with carrier bags these days. Welcome to the concept of liberty and limited government.

February 15, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
Smokers: go to jail; go directly to jail
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

I am not recommending this because the Government wants to punish you, although it does, but because it is the only place you are likely to be allowed to smoke in peace for the forseeable future. The Home Office is not about to ban smoking in prisons.

But what about the health of non-smoking prisoners in the confined space? What about passive smoking by prison officers, whose workplace it is? N'importe. The tobacco allowance in prison is a means of control used by the authorities. Removing it would remove something of their capacity for arbitrary reward and punishment of individual prisoners. Plus withdrawing it would lead to riots, both acutely in fury at withdrawal, and chronically on losing the calming effects of nicotine.

So the lesson for prisoners in what Shami Chakrabarti calls HMP UK who do wish to smoke is plain. Threaten violence. You will either get your way as other aggressive sub-groups do, or be sent to the segregation block that is the officially acknowledged prison system - and there you may smoke all you like, provided you behave yourself.

February 13, 2006
Monday
 
 
The pirates of obsolescence
Philip Chaston (London)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

If ever developments heralded the demise of the television licence fee, it is the ubiquitous spread of the digital media. Now that televisions have spread to the mobile phone, the BBC is not far behind. Whether it be on your PC or your phone, you must pay the pirates for the privilege of not watching them:

As the mobile industry debates the future of television on phones and other portable devices at its convention in Barcelona, there's a warning closer to home that the new technology will still be subject to licensing regulations laid down in the 1904 Wireless Telegraphy Act.

TV Licensing, the body charged with collecting the £126.50 fee (rising to £131.50 on April 1), said that it doesn't matter whether you are watching television on a PC, mobile phone or old fashioned cathode ray tube, you must be covered by a TV licence or face a fine of up to £1000.

"There is no difference between a mobile phone or a television or any other piece of electronic equipment used to watch live or as-live programming. You will need to be covered by a TV licence," a spokesman for the body confirmed.

It can not be long now before even politicians see the abolition or curtailment of the BBC licence fee as a no-brainer.

February 13, 2006
Monday
 
 
The threat of ID cards gets closer
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

MPs have just voted in favour of making it compulsory for Britons to have an ID card when they apply for a passport. Bastards.

February 12, 2006
Sunday
 
 
Limiting free speech will hurt the fight against terrorists
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Our home grown authoritarians plan to inflict yet more absurd measures which have nothing to do with defending ourselves against terrorism. ID cards would not have stopped a single terrorist attack in the UK: they are a control measure designed to make taxing and regulating people's economic activities easier, nothing more. Yet because there is a genuine threat from Islamic terrorists, the government keeps trying to conflate ID cards with 'doing something about terrorism'. As it is so obviously untrue, this issue makes a rather good quick and easy litmus test to detect people who are either complete idiots or barefaced liars (or both).

Moreover the intend to make 'glorifying terrorism' illegal is not just bound to backfire, it is a terrible idea on every level. You would think people in the dismal halls of Westminster would have learned to leave well enough alone given the comical absurdity of past attempts to ban terrorists saying things in the UK, which lead to such farcical situations as having Sinn Fein/IRA's Gerry Adams' voice being dubbed by other people's voices to get around attempts to stop him airing his views. We need people to actually say what they think and the more vile they are, the more important it is to hear what motivates them.

Moreover does anyone seriously think people are attracted to actively support terrorism because of what they read in a mainstream newspaper rather than opinions closer to their every day life? It is a bit more complex than that and again you would think the experience of Ulster would have shown that when terrorists gain the support of a section of a society, all stoping their spokesmen from talking in the media does is prevent everyone else from understanding what they really think.

The BBC and mainstream media generally has followed the government line that there is a large pool of moderate Muslim opinion which does not support or sympathise with radical and intolerant Islamic views. I too have assumed this to be the case, at least in some measure, and yet as time goes by the theory is starting to look rather threadbare as if there really is a majority of moderates out there, they are more than just silent, they are almost invisible. The organisers of the demonstration yesterday in Trafalgar Square carefully choreographed the event to show the world a moderate face of muslim opinion standing hand in hand with a few dhimmis like Ken Livingston and select useful idiots such as Pax Christi and former KGB front man Bruce Kent. Yet it took less than 24 hours for one of the people behind the demo to reveal his true colours.

But any attempt to shut these people up with the law will not stop them saying whatever they want amongst their own community, unless the government plans to have multi-lingual spies reporting on what gets said in every single mosque and Arabic/Turkish/Kurdish/Pakistani social club in Britain. The only people who will no longer know what these guys really think will be the rest of us. And given that anyone who trusts the what the state says to decide who is and is not 'the bad guys' is a credulous fool, that is not a good idea to say the least. Yet again we see why freedom of expression is not just important, it is essential if we are to know our enemies as well as our friends.

February 11, 2006
Saturday
 
 
Respect has nothing to do with Tolerance
Perry de Havilland (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

The demonstration in Trafalgar square, supported by dhimmi-in-chief for London Ken Livingston, was clearly orchestrated to show a homogenised face of 'moderate Islam' for the world to see. An interesting feature of the demo was that no 'home made placards' were tolerated by the organisers. A small group of Kurds turned up with their own signs and were fairly quickly handed the printed blue-white official signs. I was not quick enough to get a picture of the Kurdish ones before they vanished as I did not expect them to be taken down, but the ones in English were fairly anodyne.

No scary messages this time please

Not even in Islamic green!

I would guess maybe 7,000 people showed up, perhaps 10,000 tops, at least by the time I lost interest around 3:00 and wandered off to a nearby computer faire. Many of the usual suspects were there, such as the inevitable socialist workers and CND set...

Palestinian fundraiser

Quite what wicked old Blair and BushMcHitler have to do with protesting against cartoons of Mohammed in Denmark was not clear

One's choice of friends can be quite revealing

Hands off secular fascist police states and theocratic police states!

You can be sure those naughty cartoons would not have been allowed in Cuba... or that tee-shirt!

You can be sure those naughty cartoons (or that tee-shirt) would not have been allowed in Cuba!

The large official signs were clearly expensive high quality creations and contained all manner of utterly irrelevant slogans designed to appeal to the 'hard of thinking'.

I would rather you did nothing of the sort, actually

So if some Muslim desires sharia law for themselves, presumably this is what he also wishes for me... Oh I feel much better now!

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Tolerance? Sure, it is yours by right. Respect? You must be joking, that you have to earn

All incitement is not the same

Jyllands-Posten did not 'incite' to violence, they just defended free expression, unlike some others we know of. Respect however has nothing to do with it

And just to remind people what this is really about...

Remind me why this is needed?

The Danish embassy in London under police guard

And one final picture which tickled my sense of irony... a pleasant looking young woman watching the demonstration in her stylish Christian Dior scarf.

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February 09, 2006
Thursday
 
 
The lies are getting silly
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

Governments are not know for being truthful, but it would seem sensible to tell lies that have a reasonable probability of being believed - and I do not agree that the "biggest lies are the most likely to be believed" (at least if by 'biggest' we mean thing that are most obviously false).

However, the British government seems to have adopted a policy of telling obvious lies. In the last few days alone we had (for example) the claim that "violent crime has fallen by 23%". This was duly reported by the Independent newspaper (a newspaper that hates the current government, but hates truth even more - and so was glad to support the claim). This was brought out in support of the government policy of allowing "24 hour drinking", I am not much interested in the policy (other than like so much 'deregulation' it has turned out to mean a lot more form filling and other such), but the claim of vast drop in violent crime was obvious nonsense.

If the government had said "contrary to people's believe that violent crime is rising, it is actually saying much the same" that might well still have been telling lies (as violent crime is, most likely, on the up) but they would have been more likely to be believed.

But to say a "23% drop in violent crime"? They might as well have said a 123%.

Then there was the recent launch of a new navy destroyer - "The most powerful ship built since World War II"... actually it is an extremely expensive (£1 billion pound) grossly under-armed ship (part of the government's 'buy European' policy - a policy exposed by Christopher Booker and Richard North). But why say "most powerful ship built since World War II" - an obvious lie even to people who nothing of Booker or North?

Lastly we had yet more claims of super educated school children "the best ever" - almost needless to say the Universities (hardly strongholds of free market people) reported today that the students they are getting are as ignorant as sin.

What is the reason for all these wild lies?

February 09, 2006
Thursday
 
 
CCTV nomination accepted for 'icons of England'
Perry de Havilland (London)  How very odd! • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

I wrote to the Department of Culture, Media & Sport (!) back on 10th January to nominate the CCTV camera as an 'icon of England'... and they have just written back accepting the nomination.

Interesting.

February 09, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Intolerant Muslims in Britain demand right to censor media
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Muslim Action Committee are calling for changes to the law in Britain to implement an aspect of sharia law and they want the British state to do it for them. What they want is to legally ban people from displaying pictures of Mohammed, the seventh century warlord who founded their religion, because it annoys them. Never mind that showing images of this historical figure does not threaten them with violence or prevent their exercise of religion, they want to make it illegal to annoy them.

They are planning to stage a protest march in London on 18 February, expecting to attract 20,000 to 50,000 people. I hope the number is considerably larger because I am sure as hell going to be there expressing my views as well.

If they get their way, we will undoubtedly be prosecuted as Samizdata's response to this islamo-fascist proposal will be a "Mohammed Picture of the Day", each day and every day until hell freezes over or we run out of server space. Intolerant Islam does not like being annoyed? Well guys, you ain't seen nothing yet, I promise you that. Our Dutch friends at The Amazing Retecool are a fairly good place to start for interesting interpretations of Mohammed's image.

If this ever becomes law and I personally get dragged into court over what Samizdata will most certainly do, rest assured that as we are hosted in the USA we will remain on-line and 'expressive' regardless, even if I have to 'host' myself in the USA a few years earlier that I expected. So to all your intolerant Islamic fascists out there who think it is within your power to silence all the voices you dislike, with all due respect (i.e. none), you are very much mistaken.

February 07, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
You are free to do what we say you can do
Perry de Havilland (London)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

The Cardiff University newspaper Gair Rhydd [link down as of late 7 Feb] reprinted one of the Jyllands-Posten 'Satanic Cartoons' and as a result, the edition was recalled and pulped by the university authorities. Now as the paper is no doubt the property of the university, I do not contest their right to do as they please with their property. However the statements from them make no sence whatsoever

"The opinions expressed in that publication are those of the editorial team independently of the students' union or university. The editorial team enjoy the normal freedoms and independence associated with the press in the UK, and are expected to exercise those freedoms with responsibility."

So they recalled the edition, destroyed all the copies, suspended the editor and are 'investigating' three of their journalists but the editorial team enjoy the normal freedoms and independence associated with the press in the UK. As we say on the internet, WTF?

Several newspapers in Europe and elsewhere (and I do not mean student newspapers) have reprinted the cartoons, so this is hardly an act of unprofessional behaviour seeing as several editors who actually do this for a living decided it was in the interests of their readers to publish the damn things.

Had they said "it is our paper and we will pulp anything that bucks the party line", well fine, but please, I will thank Cardiff University to not declaim as if they were on the moral high ground when all they are doing is covering their politically correct arses.

February 06, 2006
Monday
 
 
A rally at Trafalgar Square?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Activism • UK affairs

This call [original link removed] for a rally in Trafalgar Square next Saturday is interesting. Does anyone know any more details of who is behind it? I would like to know more before leaping to any conclusions.

update: question answered - not worth supporting one group of (white) fascists protesting against another group of (Islamic) fascists

February 03, 2006
Friday
 
 
There is no point trying to reason with these people
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Here is a photo taken of the march by Muslims protesting against Jyllands-Poster and the 'Satanic Cartoons' saga in London earlier today.



click for larger image

The placards read Behead those who insult Islam & Butcher those who mock Islam & Slay those who disrespect Islam etc. etc.

Freedom of expression is quite literally intolerable to them. And we cannot and must not tolerate that. It makes no logical sense to tolerate intolerance.

With thanks to H for the picture

And for those of you who say "It's just a protest"...

theo_v_gogh.jpg
February 03, 2006
Friday
 
 
How UK plc wastes taxpayers' money
Alex Singleton (London)  UK affairs

The TaxPayers' Alliance emails to say that there's a programme on British TV tonight this is probably long overdue:

This evening's Tonight with Trevor McDonald (ITV1, 8pm) examines government spending schemes that have spiralled out of control and cost taxpayers billions.

The Bumper Book of Government Waste was the inspiration for the programme and our Chief Executive Matthew Elliott has been interviewed.

Make sure you tune in at 8pm.

February 02, 2006
Thursday
 
 
One law for them...
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

Not only is the state not your friend; it does not live in the same country you do. Failing to keep proper books and records in a business is likely to end in your going to jail, if you do not go broke first. So almost all businesses do manage it.

What would happen to the board of directors of a corporation with a turnover of £10 Billion and 61,000 employees, if it were discovered it did not even reconcile its bank statements during their tenure? Something like this, perhaps? In most corporate scandals the accusation is not defective or absent bookkeeping, but that it was too clever.

Here is the National Audit Office on 31st January 2005:

Sir John Bourn, head of the National Audit Office, reported to Parliament today that the Home Office had not maintained proper financial books and records for the financial year ending 31 March 2005. Sir John therefore concluded that, because the Home Office failed to deliver its accounts for audit by the statutory timetable and because of the fundamental nature of the problems encountered, he could not reach an opinion on the truth and fairness of the Home Office’s accounts.

[...]

Because of the difficulties in implementing the new accounting system, the Home Office was unable to reconcile its cash position during 2004-05, i.e. match its own records of cash payments and receipts with those shown on its bank statements. This is a key control for the prevention and detection of fraud. Following significant work by the Home Office to investigate a £3.035 million discrepancy, it had to make adjustments of £946 million to reconcile its cash position. However the Home Office found no evidence of fraud following this work.

The report points out that the poor quality of the financial statements and the delay to their production reflected a lack of skills within the accounts branch compounded by late recognition by management of the serious problems being encountered. Management procedures to ensure the quality of the financial information produced were also inadequate.

I particularly like, "the Home Office found no evidence of fraud". Did nobody think to call in the Serious Fraud Office just so that they could say there'd been an independent check?

This is government, you see, and the rules for government are different. I confidently predict that there will be no consequences whatsoever for anyone but the taxpayer, who will stump up for yet another incompetent systems review. No minister will be censured, no official will lose his job, and no-one will go to gaol.

Which is just as well, considering how badly the prisons are run — by the Home Office.

The Home Office is an organisation that is currently preening itself before setting out up to become the Master Department, ruling them all through the largest and most complicated IT system ever, anywhere. It is currently asking suppliers what it should do and how much they think that should cost, while telling parliament it will not reveal any cost estimates (See: Lords Hansard 16 Jan 2006 : Column 428) in case it damages the bargain to be got from those same suppliers.

Though I have other reasons for thinking that the Home Office should not be permitted to seize from the Treasury the role of colossus over the rest of Whitehall, this NAO report at least ought to give any sane administration pause. I cannot see any whelk stalls or breweries taking the risk of offering their facilities for the necessary in-house training.

January 31, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
The Incitement to Religious Hatred Bill - or for once we can say evil politicians
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Today Mr Blair and his cronies will bring their banning Incitement to Religious Hatred (i.e. death to another part of what is left of free speech) idea before the House of Commons.

Normally one must be careful not to use the word "evil" in politics. One must not claim a monopoly of virtue for one's own side in any political debate as one may always be wrong and, even if one is correct, the people on the other side may simply be honestly mistaken. They may be voting for a bad statute, but they are not themselves bad people.

However, the vile scheme that is the banning Incitement to Religious Hatred Bill has been exposed so many times (and in so many places) that no member of the House of Commons can honestly say that they did not know what they were voting for.

There is no question of (say) "the balance of argument" or "people of good will taking different sides". The people who vote for this bill (in the hopes of their party getting some Muslim votes - and, of course, not from tolerant Muslims) are voting for something they know to be evil, and that makes these members of the House of Commons bad people, unfit to serve in the 'Mother of Parliaments'.

I hope that a full list of the Members of the House of Commons, and their constituencies, who vote for this measure is published and widely distributed so that people will know who not to vote for in the next General Election.

I also hope that people who live in the constituencies of the MPs who vote for this bill write to them to, politely, express their horror and disgust with what they have done.

January 29, 2006
Sunday
 
 
There are taxes, and then there are taxes on taxes, and then....
Michael Jennings (London)  UK affairs

I recently decided that I wanted to upgrade the CPU on my desktop computer. As it happened, the particular CPU I wanted was in short supply in the UK, and as prices here were substantially higher than in the US I decided to buy it from a shop in Seattle via ebay. It was quite possible that I would have to pay British VAT when the CPU was imported into the UK, but even after this I would still save substantial amounts of money.

So I ordered the CPU, and yesterday it arrived. I received a note in my mailbox telling me that some taxes were owing. Oddly, though, the taxes stated on the note came to about 26% of the price rather than the 17.5% VAT rate. I went to the depot, paid the taxes, and picked up the CPU. A sticker had been placed on the package, and this explained the discrepancy between the amount I calculated and the amount I was being charged. In addition to the VAT I was being charged a £8 "clearance fee". You see, I was not just being charged taxes. I was being charged an additional amount to pay the tax collectors to charge me taxes.

Forgive me for being pissed off by this.

January 24, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
David Cameron as Peter Sellers
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Tories could simply abolish entire government departments that the 'man in the street' really does not give a damn about (such as the DTI for example) and save huge amounts of money... but far from cutting pointless state expenditures, Cameron is in the process of making it politically impossible for him to do anything but ape Blair. Why? Because there has been no meaningful attempt by the Tories to even make the idea of a smaller state something that is simply a feature of normal political discourse. They have left the thinking to the other side and now have to fight every battle on ground Tony Blair has chosen for them.

The Tories have had more than a decade to put in the intellectual ground work for cutting the scope of the state and to argue their positions on the basis of several rights, and yet have done nothing of the sort because that is not what most of them believe. That is hardly surprising given the pathologies of the sort of people who are drawn to politics: they do not get involved because they want to wield less power than the previous guys who ran things. Understanding politicians and what they are likely to do is much easier once you realise that almost everyone in politics (even the 'nice guys' who wear sensible cardigans and remind you of Wallace and Gromit) have more in common psychologically and morally with your typical member of a street gang than with most of the people who actually vote for them.

However where does that leave people who do want a less intrusive state and cannot bring themselves to believe the Tory party does not give a damn about them? Well it leaves them trying to convince themselves that Cameron is just playing a clever game because the alternative is just too dreadful. He is the man who will save us from those who are incrementally destroying our competitiveness and strangling our civil liberties because, well, he has to be, who else is there?

But even if his conversion to 'soft socialist' economics is because he is going after LibDem voters who think high taxes and regulations are a good thing, it would at least require Cameron to also make a pitch based on civil liberties, the one differentiating issue where the LibDems make sense, and yet the main thrust of the inconstant Tory opposition to ID cards is based on their cost.

Those of you who think Cameron is just being clever should go watch Peter Sellers in 'Being There' and realise that what you are mistaking for cleverness is in fact just emptiness.

January 23, 2006
Monday
 
 
Vote Tory so you can pay nice high taxes
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The 'Conservative' Party is now admitting what any twit should have figured out long ago: voting Tory will not result in lower taxes. Moreover they are trying to make it seem like a virtue. One sound axiom is that whenever a Tory politician uses the word 'sensible', it is time to bend over and think of England because they are using the word as a euphemism for either surrendering power to Brussels or keeping your taxes nice and high, and this is clearly the Tory party at its most 'sensible'.

It always makes me laugh when people like Cameron and his shadow chancellor George Osborne blather on about how they will provide 'stability' as if the economy is something that could not possibly work without constant political interference.

The Tories are quick to tell us how Labour has squandered Britain's economic advantages (as indeed they have) and yet Cameron's boys seem to bend over backwards to assure everyone that a Tory government will be nothing more than Blue Rinse Blairism. Yet if 'stability' is so important rather than a radical change, surely the most 'stable' thing would be to just leave the current Blairites in government.

January 22, 2006
Sunday
 
 
What shall we call incapacity benefit?
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

John Hutton, Work and Pensions Minister, runs a department that has not improved either. Watching Andrew Marr's impartial televisual feast this morning, Hutton sat down following Fiona Millar's defence of comprehensive schools and Chris Huhne transferring his skillset from journalism to tax increases. A green paper on welfare will be published this week as a preparation for a new bill on the benefits system. Finding a gap between the latest revolution on criminal justice and educational appeasement, Hutton proposes radical measurements. Doctors will have to monitor and report on how many sicknotes they issue.

Doctors could be offered bonuses for cutting the numbers of long-term sick notes they issue as part of a radical plan to slash incapacity benefit claims,.

Work and Pensions Secretary John Hutton said that the proposal was under consideration as part of the Government's package of welfare reforms.

"It has been mooted and I think, again, this is something we would like to talk to the GPs about," he told the BBC1 Sunday AM programme.

No doubt league tables and auditing will follow; a harsh judgement but the micromanagement of benefit and dependency that is proposed will not work. Yet again, the response of the government to a perceived problem is measurement and management, in a centralised reporting structure. The policy is reported to have some teeth:

Ministers want to drastically cut the 2.7 million people claiming incapacity benefit (IB) at an annual cost of £12.5 billion, by getting those who are able to do some form of work back into jobs.

It is expected that the green paper will include proposals to cut IB payments by up to £10.93 a week for claimants who refuse to attend a job interview, rising to £21.86 for a second refusal.

The Government is also planning to install employment advisers in GPs surgeries - with claimants being assessed to see what work they are capable of doing before they can qualify for IB.

Even the name of the benefit is to change in order to underline the new approach.

"Incapacity benefit implies that you are incapable of doing anything, it is completely hopeless. I think we shouldn't take that view," Mr Hutton said.

Such teeth may be drawn in the face of Labour rebels, since many backbenchers will oppose taking money from those identified as incapacitated by the benefits system. Lo and behold! what remains: some spin as 'incapacity benefit' is rebranded, perhaps as 'Brown's munificence' or 'for the trouble you took to vote Labour'; and lots of shiny new part-time public sector positions to reduce the headline figures.

The real solution is more straightforward: privatise provision with incentives to reduce the figures and get those drawing benefits back to work. If you are filmed playing squash on a 'bad back', there may be some bad news: London Transport probably will not employ you but you can still join the RMT.

January 20, 2006
Friday
 
 
Ming the Merciless?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

One of the contenders for the leadership of Britain's Liberal Democrats is Scot, Menzies Campbell, known as "Ming". I am not sure how he got this moniker. Was it because his friends thought he resembled the villain of the Flash Gordon series, Ming the Merciless?

I feel sorry for his supporters. They are destined to be known as a lot of mingers.

(That's enough adolescent humour, Ed).

January 19, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Opposing ID cards is not about cost!
Perry de Havilland (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Only a complete ass would make the cost of ID cards, rather than principle behind them, the main thrust of their opposition to such an imposition. And it would appear that Tory Blair David Cameron is exactly such as ass.

So presumably Cameron, who does nothing not somehow calculated to help return the Tories to power, thinks that such a stance will play well with people who actually care about civil liberties? Well if that really is his objective, does he really think that the NO2ID crew and the LibDems (the two main anti-ID card groups) are really just worried about another small tax? In short, is he really that stupid? And if he is trying to curry favour with 'Middle England', is this not the group we are told do not really care one way or the other on the issue?

All he needs to do to get the serious civil libertarians to cheer him to the rafters is stand up and say "regardless of what it costs, we oppose them because they are wrong and any government that tries to impose them is not just wrong, it is wicked. And if they are imposed, we will scrap them the moment we take power, again regardless of what was spent to impose them."

There is of course no chance whatsoever he will ever say that because clearly the idea of that ID cards are all about civil liberties does not really resonate with a Blairite like Cameron... but of course I would love to be proven wrong.

January 19, 2006
Thursday
 
 
An absurd affair
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Education • UK affairs

I have been trying to get myself all worked up about how the UK Education Minister, Ruth Kelly, approved the appointment of a convicted sex offender to a job in a state school. All very terrible, she is obviously an ass, blah-blah. But nearly every commentary on this shabby business seems to be missing a wider point. What on earth is a politician doing approving or blocking the appointment of a teacher in the first place? There are tens of thousands of teachers, supply teachers and assistants. How on earth is a politician, or even a reasonably competent personnel manager, expected to keep track of all these folk?

The centralisation of our state education system has brought this sort of problem to pass. We need to return to the point where individual schools hire and fire teachers, and where parents have the freedom to put their children into a school or pull them out if they are not satisfied. It is not exactly rocket science.

January 18, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
And your point is...?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self ownership • Sexuality • UK affairs

The headline of the print Daily Telegraph today trumpeted 'Mini-brothels get go-ahead to operate on your doorstep'. I immediately took a peek at my doorstep but alas nothing to report yet.

To recycle a well known quote: prostitution combines free enterprise with sex. Which one are you against?

January 17, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
"Blairite Tyranny"
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Media & Journalism • UK affairs

To see a term like "Blairite Tyranny" bandied about on a blog like this by people who think things like civil liberties actually matter, is to be expected.

However to see those words in print at all in the mainstream media is quite remarkable! More of the same please.

January 17, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
Abolish the Welfare State and restore some Respect
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

It is not much fun being nearly sixty, but it does have some advantages, one of which is that you can just about remember political debates now long dead, of a sort which younger people may have little idea about.

And during the nineteen fifties, I recall, there was a debate, at any rate in Britain, engaged in by diehard free-marketeers, about the long term consequences of the Welfare State. The name of Anthony LeJeune springs to mind, but most of his recent writing nowadays seems to have been reviews of crime stories. Anyway, these diehard free-marketeers said that the Welfare State would corrupt the working class and turn then from the upstanding citizens that they then mostly were into barbarians. Diehard non-free-marketeers genuinely could not imagine this happening, and dismissed such fears as absurd. Most politicians, similarly unable to imagine that times might seriously change, concurred with the diehard non-free-marketeers.

Insofar as it was then acknowledged that the Welfare State would undermine the social pressures on people to be upright citizens, this was mostly regarded as a good thing. The Welfare State would enable people to escape from narrow-minded social prejudices and live freer and happier lives.

I concider the Prime Minister's somewhat implausible attempts to civilise our current crop of barbarians to be evidence, if you need any more, that those diehard free-marketeers had a point.

The essence of the Welfare State, as was well understood by the people who founded it, was and is that you get your goodies, meagre though they may typically be, as a right. Nobody can take your goodies away from you, unless you do something like rob a bank, get caught, and get sent to prison. Short of that, you have your rights, and you can behave as you please, which for some means behaving very, very badly.

In the decades before the Welfare State, you depended on the people around you - like landlords, employers, neighbours, etc., above all on your own family - for whatever goodies you managed to get your hands on, and bad behaviour towards these people was punishable, and was punished, with loss of goodies.

One should not exaggerate. These pressures still operate on most people in Britain now. Most people still know that if they behave very badly, they will be shunned by polite society, which for most people still exists, even if they now would not use that particular phrase to describe it. Most people have jobs, and many of them want better jobs. If they indulge, say, in football hooliganism at the weekend, they know that this might cause employers (or customers, which amounts to the same thing), potential and future, to look askance at them.

But, for a substantial minority, mostly the minority whose lives are dominated by the Welfare State, there is now no such thing as polite society to be shunned by. The remnants of such a society may still exist, but it no longer has power over the barbarians who prey upon it.

What Tony Blair is trying to do is to recreate a "modern" substitute for such informal social pressures with the force of the law and with the power of the state.

The difficulty with this approach is that it means attacking the problem with only a rather small number of quite large bludgeons, wielded from relatively few power centres, rather than with millions of little truncheons, wielded by millions of different persons of only moderate influence. And these bludgeons are all too likely to end up being a problem worse than the one they are being created to solve. The power of the police to arrest on sight, or the power of welfare bureaucrats selectively to withhold benefits, or of council officials to eject troublesome tenants, creates a world either of arbitrary political tyranny or of endless political and legal wrangling. In practice, both. It recreates informal, social power, but in the negative-sum arena of politics, rather than in the positive-sum world of the free society.

Against one tyrannical landlord, or against one malevolent neighbour who falsely accuses you of mayhem, you may have a chance. You can seek another landlord, new neighbours. You can retaliate by arguing with the community by which you are surrounded that your reputation deserves to remain spotless, and that it is your landlord or your neighbour whose name should now be mud. But now, for many people, there is no "community" within which to establish a reputation or to add a bit of black to other people's. "Community" has become a euphemism for a mere aggregate of persons connected only by being classified in the same bureaucratic category

And if some marauding gang of barbarians has a "reputation", so what? They now glory in this. If a surrounding community does still exists without the need for any inverted commas, it lacks the power to make its judgements of such mayhem stick. It now has no power to reward or to punish.

The state has takes away those resources and that power, at first because it either saw no need for such power or else because it regarded the power as bad, and now because it cannot imagine handing it back. (Who to? How do we "recreate civil society"? Etc.)

Nor would the people from whom this power has been taken away necessarily welcome the upheavals involved in it somehow being re-established. Just as it was impossible in the nineteen fifties for people to imagine the harm that the Welfare State would eventually do, so now, it seems impossible for most to imagine a world without the Welfare State, or how on earth such a world might be contrived.

By the way, I am a libertarian rather than a conservative (of the pessimisitic British sort) because I believe that people respond quite rapidly to incentives, and not just in a bad way. Abolish the Welfare State with a magic button right now, and you would be amazed (and British conservatives amazed) by how very quickly a lot people would at once start behaving better and how quickly they would then inefect most of the rest. "Human nature" is not all bad. Most people instinctively want to be good, and many more have at least be raised to be good. If they did not want to be good, the voters would not be telling Tony Blair that there is a problem, and he would not even be going through the motions of trying to solve this problem.

As it is, there definitely is a problem, and those who merely say that "these people need to be helped rather than threatened" are being idiotic. Those libertarians who emphasise only the bad things (basically the civil liberties angles) about Blair's answers without confronting the problem he is trying to confront are likewise rather missing the bigger picture. ASBOs may indeed threaten the integrity of the the criminal justice system, but in the meantime, many an abused neighbour or gang-terrorised estate is surely thankful for them.

So Blair is by no means totally wrong about this stuff. But the answer to his problem is a whole lot more complicated than most Labourites, and I suspect, the majority of anything-else-ites, are now willing to acknowledge.

More from me (and from Theodore Dalrymple) in a similar vein here.

January 17, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
I hope he is right
Guy Herbert (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

William, Lord Rees-Mogg in The Times says:

In Parliament, particularly in the House of Lords, there is a growing reaction against such social control [as identity cards]. Most of us think policemen should not be turned into busybodies, warning people not even to discuss adoption by homosexual couples; arresting them for any trivial offence; threatening smokers and publicans; and galloping after fox-hunters. We resent this on behalf of the public, but we also resent it on behalf of the police.

In the history of Britain there have been many periods when liberty was threatened. The immediate threat is a government with a lust for control, with little respect for liberty or for the House of Commons, but enjoying the opportunity of using new technologies for social control. The British are certainly less free than we were in 1997 or 2001. The fightback will be laborious and difficult, but there is a new mood.

There is small sign of such a new mood on the Government benches. Is there one in the country?

January 16, 2006
Monday
 
 
Could it get any worse? You bet
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Crime in Britain is a serious problem even though people will contest the figures and trends. The present government, no doubt aware that the issue remains a hot-button matter for voters, is determined to be seen to be doing something about it, however ineffectual.

In the process, rather than push for tougher sentencing and allowing people to defend themselves, the administration's approach is to overturn centuries of checks and balances in the criminal law.

This is the latest:

Lord Falconer, the Constitutional Affairs Secretary, and Mike O'Brien, the solicitor general, are drawing up proposals to bypass the court process in as many as half the cases heard by magistrates every year.

Defendants who plead guilty to offences such as shoplifting, theft and criminal damage would have their punishment decided by the prosecutor, in consultation with the police, instead of going to court. Ministers believe that about half of the two million cases heard annually by magistrates could be handled in that way.

The plan would represent a revolution in the criminal justice system which has always been based on the principle that sentencing should be weighed in court, with the defence entering a plea in mitigation in response to the prosecution's case.

The article goes on to say that the government aims to save money from this bracing and exciting new approach to law enforcement. Up to £350 million a year is spent on Legal Aid to court defendants appearing before magistrates. 350 million pounds is a large dollop of money although chickenfeed compared with what the government may end up spending - and we paying for - on ID cards. ID cards are likely, I confidently predict, to be largely useless in reducing crime, and I very much doubt that cutting public spending is a great priority of this government.

January 13, 2006
Friday
 
 
Permission to speak sir?
Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs
Andrew Zalotocky makes a useful point that we need to stop pretending that we have free speech in Britain, we do not. Time for a new description.

Regular Samizdata readers will probably be aware of the cases of Lynette Burrows and Iqbal Sacranie, who have both recently fallen foul of 'hate speech' legislation. The latter case prompted Guy Herbert to comment that "whatever it is, it is not freedom of expression". I propose that we should call it 'permitted speech', in contrast to 'free speech'.

For speech to be truly free it must include the right to say things that others would find grossly offensive. If a government uses the threat of prosecution to suppress speech that it considers offensive it is asserting that the people may only express the views that their rulers deem appropriate. No matter how lightly the government uses this power it is still establishing the principle that citizens do not have a right to speak freely, only a license to engage in the officially permitted forms of speech. America has 'free speech' and Britain has 'permitted speech'.

Of course, the majority of people are not in the habit of expressing controversial views in the mass media and are therefore unlikely to feel immediately threatened by such restrictions. Even cases like that of the student who was arrested for calling a horse "gay" are likely to be seen as a joke rather than a demonstration of how criminalising the expression of certain opinions affects everybody. However, that just makes it even more important to explain why the right to freedom of speech must be defended, and to make clear that permitted speech is not the same thing at all.

January 12, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Stuck in the middle with you
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

We have recently had a run of posts about the new Conservative Party leader David Cameron. I think it is an understatement of the year to say that we contributors are underwhelmed by the gentleman thus far. The articles triggered off a good deal of commentary, not least from some belligerent self-styled New Labour supporters who openly admitted that Cameron is the most likely heir of the Blairite political tradtion, unlike Chancellor Gordon Brown.

In as much as I understand it aright, Blairism involves a number of elements: competent economic management at the macro level (no repeat of the disasters of yore under Wilson, Callaghan, etc); enthusiasm for blurring the boundaries of business and government; desire to micro-manage personal behaviours (training bad parents to be good parents); an obsession with modernity for its own sake; distrust, and in some cases, open dislike of British history and its tradtions; enthusiasm for transnational progressivism and its institutions such as the European Union and United Nations.

Now like all such things my view simplifies things a bit. But that is pretty much what we have got. We have a fairly reasonable economy - albeit one that has performed sluggishly of late - a fast-rising number of public sector workers; a raft of regulations governing the most minute aspects of personal behaviours, and so forth.

Now to Cameron. I honestly do not know how much of this agenda he supports or whether his recent postures are merely attempts to curry favour with the media and the softer-headed swing voters who vote Liberal Democrat. He may, for all I know, be a devoted Thatcherite looking to pull off the greatest hoax in political history.

My worry is, however, that as politicians fight over the centre ground (an elusive area), a lot of the necessarily radical decisions needed to keep the economy strong, roll back regulations and protect liberty, will not be taken. Quite the opposite. The danger is that we get a sort of Dutch auction in which a Cameronian Tory Party fights to run a corporatist, Big Government model better than its Labour equivalent. And the end-result is the sort of sclerosis we endured in the 60s and 70s.

In any event, I leave this with a fine quote from the Times journalist and economics writer Anatole Kaletsky, who can hardly be characterised as some sort of right-winger, but who is deeply concerned about how our economic vitality could be squashed as politicians fight over some sort of hypothetical "centre ground".

Suppose first that the Tories are genuine in their sudden enthusiasm for high taxes, rising public spending, anti-elitist education and a totally government-financed health service. Britain then faces European-style paralysis in the years ahead. Not only can we rule out any radical change in the structure or the quality of the public sector, we can also rule out even the possibility of a serious debate on the role or the size of the State.

Just as European voters today are offered no real choice by their parties on issues such as EU integration, economic liberalism and the burden of taxes, the only choice for Britain will be big or bigger government, high or higher taxes and public service bureaucracies managed by Tweedle-Dum or Tweedle-Dee. The three most important growth industries of the 21st-century economy — health, education and pensions — will continue to be monopolised by the public sector. In short, the commanding heights of the economy will be dominated by the Government to an extent that Herbert Morrison could only have dreamt of in 1945.

The long-term results are likely to be the same as they were in the 1950s and 1960s: the British economy will move back into long-term decline, not only because government spending and taxes will rise relentlessly as a share of national income, but even more because what should be the most dynamic industries powering Britain’s future will be run by the State. And whatever the born-again social democrats surrounding Mr Cameron may say about the alleged efficiency of a tax-financed NHS in comparison with the insurance-based models employed in other countries, experience suggests that competition among profit-motivated producers for the custom of price-sensitive consumers always beats the “efficiency” of central planning over time.

January 12, 2006
Thursday
 
 
Red tape
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

The blessed UK government wants to pass a bill to reduce the amount of bureaucracy. This falls into the category of "government pledges to make water flow uphill" bracket, methinks. There have been dozens of widely touted events by governments (of both parties) to cut red tape and yet the amount of regulations that businesses and individuals have to cope with just grows like ivy up the side of a tree. The solution is not to pass another bill but to reverse the laws we have on the books already. Simple.

The actor Clint Eastwood once said that the problem with so many people in politics is that they tended to be folk like schoolteachers rather than people who have had to run a business and meet a payroll. I know what he means.

January 11, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
Heffer on Seldon
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Nice and fair piece on the late Arthur Seldon, for years the editorial powerhouse at the Institute of Economic Affairs. The writer, Simon Heffer, is not always to my taste, given some of his Blimpishness, but he hits the mark here. One thing that stands out for me about Arthur is that he was not remotely interested in pandering to the short-term vagaries of opinion or attracting the plaudits of the rich and famous. He was also a representative of a style of liberalism going back to Gladstone, one which Britain is sorely in need of.

January 10, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
A path defined
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

Blair's speech echoed Hayek's warnings that managerialism bypasses the checks and balances designed to prevent the erosion of liberty and miscarriages of justice. Like any good communitarian, the Prime Minister defined liberty as the balance between freedom and security, a political equation that is often on the lips of our tyrannous leaders. The fragile institutions of criminal justice and the common law were dismissed with disdain:

The theory is basically treating Britain as if it were in the 19th or early 20th centuries. The practice however takes place in a post-war, modern, culturally and socially diverse, globalised society and economy at the beginning of the 21st century. The old civic and family bonds have been loosened. The scale, organisation, nature of modern crime makes the traditional processes simply too cumbersome, too remote from reality to be effective...

Yes, in theory, that is what is supposed to happen through the traditional court processes. In practice it doesn't. We are fighting 21st crime with 19th century methods.

Blair criticises the traditional court system for protecting the accused and takes great pride in "reversing the burden of proof". To deal with the communally defined 'anti-social behaviour', the tool of social engineering is summary justice with a right of appeal, presumably to the same inefficient, cumbersome courts that, according to our Prime Minister, do not work in the first place.

Blair and New Labour take pride in smashing the checks and balances which protect civil liberties in this country. If you have misunderstood the man and still believe that he is located in the liberal tradition as some of the comrades do, think again. His first instinct is order, social and authoritarian, covenanted by the community and upheld through the state, in a mantra of rights and responsibilities, derived from Hobbes and cemented by Blair's favourite socialist, R H Tawney.

Respect is a way of describing the very possibility of life in a community. It is about the consideration that others are due. It is about the duty I have to respect the rights that you hold dear. And vice-versa. It is about our reciprocal belonging to a society, the covenant that we have with one another.

More grandly, it is the answer to the most fundamental question of all in politics which is: how do we live together? From the theorists of the Roman state to its fullest expression in Hobbes's Leviathan, the central question of political theory was just this: how do we ensure order? And what are the respective roles of individuals, communities and the state?

Legal stricture will never be enough. Respect cannot, in the end, be conjured through legislation. Government can provide resources and powers. It can do its best to ensure that wrong-doing is detected, that its powers against offenders are suitable, that its systems are expeditious and its enforcement strong. And the British system, like others, in the modern world, has not been good enough against these standards.

Despite the loathsome outcome of this campaign and the manifold injustices that will result, one can pity Blair as an agent who follows the path laid out before him. The transition from a high-trust society to a low-trust society is a consequence of the welfare state and the expansion of moral dependency on the part of many individuals. The state lacks the tools to remedy and offset the pernicious consequences of its systems. It returns to the mindset that has served it so well: controls, shortcuts and arbitrary regulations designed to solve the defined problems. If existing systems like the courts are outside the executive control, they are bypassed for more malleable solutions.

Blair treads the path that has been written for him.

January 10, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
Never mind civil society, there outa be a law!
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Britain's Tony Blair has taken a further step in his self-declared role of father, and quite possibly mother, of the nation. He wants to introduce new laws to regulate anti-social, yobbish behaviour and introduce training (this is not a joke) for particularly wayward parents.

Given the recent Orwellian remarks of Lord Gould, this all makes perfect sense. Blair and his ilk have no conception of civil society as a network of individuals, mediated via institutions, evolving slowly across time. He has no idea of how in such a society, values of self-restraint, civility towards others, concern for the weak, can be internalised rather than be handed down by dictat.

This is not to say that yobbery, uncouthness, family breakdown and other pathologies are not serious problems. Of course they are. Ask anyone who has walked through a major UK city centre on a Friday evening. There is now a large and impressive body of work pointing to both the problems and some possible solutions in this regard. (Go and read Theodore Dalrymple or James Bartholomew, for instance). What these books and other studies have in common is an understanding that the top-down model of social reform, with its legions of officials, laws, agencies and so forth, has manifestly failed. There is little prospect of further efforts in this mould working either. Yet for Blair and so many others - including Tory leader David Cameron no doubt - problems of yobbery or mass drunkeness call for an "top-down" set of "solutions". All the while the behaviours that are crimes, such as murder, burglary and violence, are frequently met with police indifference or punished only haphazardly by the courts. The law turns topsy-turvy.

It may amaze some readers to think that Blair was once thought of as a highly intelligent politician back in the mid-1990s, and there is no doubt that to this day, he remains - on tactics at least - one of the most astute political figures of modern times. In terms of his grasp of human nature, however, he presents a pitiable sight as he grasps for that "eye-catching" gesture.

January 10, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
My nomination for 'Icons of England'
Perry de Havilland (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

This was the text of what I submitted for inclusion as an 'icon of Britain' via the Department of Culture, Media & Sport website mentioned by Guy Herbert yesterday:

The CCTV camera is the perfect icon for Britain today, summing up the nature of the changing relationship between civil society and political state. They are an innovation in which Britain leads the world both technologically and in usage and are the visible manifestation of so many things which happen out of sight. It is almost impossible to avoid their gaze for an entire day and sitting like steel crows on their perches above us, truly they are emblematic of modern Britain.

The thing is, I am not taking the piss, this really is modern Britain...

iconic_CCTV.jpg
January 09, 2006
Monday
 
 
Master Yoda our icon is
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

The Telegraph reports that the government has spent £1 million on a website inviting public nominations for English national icons. At time of writing, this vital cultural event, masterminded by the Department of Culture, Media and Sport is down, though you would think you could get quite a decent service-level contract for one... million... pounds. If by the time you read this it is up again, then look here for it.

Now you may say this is utterly fatuous. Why should we have a dcms at all? (Yes, that's right: lower case initials in the logo. It is modern, you know.)

I beg to differ. This is an opportunity for the English people to express themselves and send a signal to the world about how seriously we take our national identity and native religions, and how much we value this Government's intention to foster them. The last Census recorded nearly 400,000 Jedi in the UK. It is time for them to speak again.

January 07, 2006
Saturday
 
 
This is the moment of New Labour's victory
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The loathsome Philip Gould, a man who is like something out of Orwell's 1984, has written a letter to the Guardian pointing out what Tory Blair David Cameron has made obvious over the last few days: New Labour's ideology of regulatory statism and the incremental replacement of several rights based civil society with democratic omni-political interactions has completely won the argument amongst the professional political classes. David Cameron's announcements of 'belief' in the purest form of socialism in Britain (the National Health Service) and his effortless assumption that it is the role of politicians and the state to tell companies what choices of food they may offer to customers to select from are not 'clever politics' but rather the total whimpering surrender to the ideology of Blairism. As Philip Gould points out, his side has won and won utterly. The entire meta-context within which political debate goes on has been conceded by the Tories, dooming them to always fight on ground of their 'enemies' choosing.

I have never been more certain that my conviction is correct that liberty, individuality and several rights can only be fought for outside the democratic political process. Although being in office matters to people like Philip Gould, to the rest of us the truth is we might as well be living in a one party state.

New Labour has indeed won in Westminster, regardless of who wins the next election, but of course as Gould cannot imagine anything beyond politics, there is still a civil society out there that needs to be defended against people like him and you cannot do that by voting for different sections of the political monoculture. I hope his article will be read by many of the remaining Conservative activists who are still quixotically clinging to the absurdity that a Cameron victory would change anything. To fight Tony Blairism first we have to destroy Tory Blairism. If you care anything for liberty and opposing the growth of a panoptic pooled database regulatory state, the worst thing you can do is vote for a Blairite like David Cameron and his intellectually defeated political party.

January 06, 2006
Friday
 
 
Why is the British book trade so bad?
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  Personal views • UK affairs

There are some things that most people know (or think they know) about the British book trade. For example that books are very expensive compared to some other places, and that buying a paperback can be unwise - due to the system of "perfect binding" where the pages are just stuck on to the spine, so they fall out if one actually reads the book a few times.

However, I do not wish to examine such points here. I wish to point out the simple leftism of the book trade. This may seem a predictable whine from a libertarian like me, but it is more than a whine.

Recently I read a review of Robert Conquest's Dragons of Expectation in The Economist.

The review claimed that Conquest did not understand that his side now dominated the world. If by "his side" the review meant anti-Marxism, this domination does not seem to be in evidence in universities (or, in terms of attitudes, in most of the electronic media and much of the print media in the Western world - let alone in such places as Latin American governments), but let us leave that aside.

I went to bookshop after bookshop in search of Robert Conquest's work. Borders, Waterstones, W.H. Smith - you name the shop, no book.

"But you could order the book or get via the internet" - but why should I have to?

Why should a work by the leading historian of Soviet Russia (the author of "The Terror" and other works) not be found on the shelves, so that I can have a look at it and decide whether I want to buy it? In fact none of Robert Conquest's works were on the shelves of the bookshops of whatever town I happened to be in (London, Bolton, Manchester, York, Kettering - it did not matter what town). And remember Robert Conquest is not a radical libertarian - he is just a historian who did more than any other to expose the crimes of the Marxists.

Take the example of Borders in York - wall to wall Noam Chomsky. Literally wall to wall - a whole shelf full of his political writings (not his writings on the basis of language) and books on the next shelf to. And (of course) the endless works of M. Moore, and all the rest of the 'death to Bush' crowd.

Now I am no fan of President Bush, he has gone along with greater increases in domestic government spending than any President since Richard Nixon (and Mr Nixon had the excuse of a Democratic party controlled Congress). But the legion of Bush haters one finds in the book shops do not attack 'No Child Left Behind' or the Medicare extension or all the rest of the wild spending.

When they attack his foreign policy they do not understand that it is (for better or worse) a continuation of the policy of such men as President Wilson - i.e. an effort to impose democracy overseas. They present the whole policy as an effort to line the pockets of business contractors - or to impose Christianity in place of Islam. And when the authors discuss domestic policy they present a mythical anti-Welfare State pro-free enterprise President Bush.

Just as works on British politics present a free enterprise Mr Blair - rather than the real one of higher taxes, higher government spending and more regulations.

"Such ideas may be absurd, but they are the books that sell and book stores are in business to make a profit".

How do they know that these will be the only books that will sell when they hardly ever advertise anti-statist books? Certainly there will sometimes be a promotion for an anti-statist book (such as the recent Mao: The Unknown Story - although this work seems to blame Mao as a man, rather than socialism as a doctrine for what happened in China), but this is very rare.

If one sees the notice "We Recommend" or "We Highly Recommend" on or near a book, it is a fairly safe bet that the book is bad - full of factual errors and written by someone who would like to nationalize the bookshop and send its shareholders to the death camps [editors note: there are solutions to this].

I am not even sure that such books do sell well. After all, if this so, who does one see (every sale time) great piles of leftist books on sale at half price (or less). I say again, how do the book shop people know that British people do not want to buy anti-leftist books in economics, history, philosophy and politics when such books are hardly ever promoted and are mostly simply not on the shelves?

A person who comes into a bookshop (rather than buys over the internet) is there to see what sort of books are about in areas of knowledge that he is interested in. To physically touch and look at these books - to see what he might like to buy (rather than just trust reviews). And yet a person who entered a British bookshop would encounter (for example) in economics just establishment Keynesianism (with all the standard absurdities, such as the doctrine that an increase in government spending financed by credit expansion boasts long term income) and Marxist (or Marxiod) attacks on Keynesianism. Chicago school works are very rare and Austrian school works virtually non-existent.

The "passing trade" - the people (like me) who often go into book shops to look at books, just can not find works we want to buy. Someone who is not committed politically will find very little in British book shops to challenge the left and open new possibilities to him. And someone who already knows what he wants may as well go straight to the internet (after all the books are not going to be in the bookshop).

"Anti-statist books do not sell" - really? Or is it that British bookshops are dominated by people educated in the universities and these universities are strongholds of the left?

There will be token non-leftist books in the bookshops - but the weight of the left is overwhelming, and I very much doubt that he it has much to do with what sells.

January 05, 2006
Thursday
 
 
The party of liberty?
Guy Herbert (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

I have been a bit more tolerant than my Samizdatista comrades about the populist postures adopted by nice Mr Cameron. And being a Conservative Party member, it is me that has to be tolerant, after all. A certain sainted editor has been consistent in urging people not to vote for a long, long time, so a Tory leader really need not care what Perry thinks...

But this has brought me up short. OK, it is speculative bluster about what might be considered by a working party. But how are the 'liberal values', that Cameron has made so much of, served by forced labour?


January 04, 2006
Wednesday
 
 
More Tory Blairism
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Tories continue to reinforce my view that they are just Labour-lite by saying they 'believe' in the socialist National Health Service. So presumably David Cameron will soon want to extend this wonderful thing that he 'believes in' to other areas of the economy. If command economics are the best way to provide something as important as healthcare, why is that not also the best way to build cars, run banks, make computers etc.? Surely if the Tory party believes socialism works, why are they not planning to introduce it more widely? Is this what comes next?

They talk in terms of how they can be trusted to 'run' the economy, as if the economy was something that requires politicians to function. And what is the 'legacy of Thatcher' if not the move away from a more command oriented economy? Well Cameron says he is breaking with that too.

So, if the Tories are a party which can appoint Michael 'a touch of the night' Howard as leader, probably the only man in British politics today even more authoritarian than David Blunklett, then clearly voting Tory to protect civil liberties from the predations of Blairism is utterly pointless (sort of like suicide for fear of death)...

...and now we see they are also a party which followed with a new leader who is promising to adopt Blairite economic policies, it does not really matter a whole lot which of those two parties actually end up in 10 Downing Street, does it?

Why vote for Tory Blairism when you can vote for the real thing, Tony Blairism?

January 03, 2006
Tuesday
 
 
The Tory Party: New Labour lite
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Now that David Cameron has revealed to all but the most blinkered that he is just another social democrat who shares 99% of Tony Blair's beliefs, I look forward to seeing how this will be spun by his appologists. No doubt they will still say Cameron's utterences are just a cunning plan to get the Tories into office by stealing Labour's best ideas but really he will rescue us from encroaching regulatory statism and socialist monstrosities like the dismal National Health Service. Oh sure, and how will that work, exactly?

If your answer to my remarks is still "but we need to get them into office to replace the dreadful Blair", tell me why that would make any difference even if it was true? What is the point in replacing Blair with someone who is so similar ideologically? Is trivial window dressing like removing Tory MEP's from the preposterous EPP-ED grouping really enough to buy your vote when he is falling over himself to pledge his loyalty to regulatory interventionist government and expanding the role of the state?

If you want to oppose Blair via The System, for goodness sake stop thinking about the Tory party. If you cannot kick your addiction to democratic empowerment fantasies, at least vote UKIP or even LibDem (who at least are less authoritarian on alleged security issues), but please do not reward the Tory party for becoming NuLabour with a Henley accent if you ever want to see the end of Blair-ism and its poison legacy.

January 02, 2006
Monday
 
 
Crime statistics
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Some time ago I referred to statistics on reported crimes in the UK, which prompted a rather heated discussion (that's putting it mildly, ed) about the value of such numbers, given the obvious difficulties in knowing whether reporting of crimes gives an accurate picture of just how bad the situation really is. The British Crime Survey (BCS) which takes the public's impressions of the impact of crime through interviews with thousands of people, can sometimes give a quite different picture.

This story shows that reports of armed violence are on the rise, and also contains data showing that experiences of crime have also gone up. A rather sobering set of numbers with which to start the New Year.

December 30, 2005
Friday
 
 
Snouts in the trough
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Commenting on the previous posting, RAB says:

Being very non technical, I don't know how to start a thread, but there is a good leader in the Telegraph today on the 800 million quids worth of government non jobs Bliar and co have created. If someone would like to start one, I'm sure Verity, for one, would have a field day!

It is not technology you lack, RAB; it is the right to do postings on Samizdata. But your point is a good one, I think, even though personally I loathe the word "Bliar", because name-calling is the language of loser propagandists, I think.

But getting back to that 800 million quid's worth of government jobbery (as this kind of thing used actually to be called), I think RAB is right to ask us to post about this, and presumably he is referring to this:

There you will see page after page of vacancies on the state payroll: outreach workers, diversity co-ordinators, policy advisers, liaison officers. Some of them come with six-figure salaries. Indeed, the average annual pay for the posts advertised in Guardian Society this year is £10,000 higher than the mean private sector wage.

I seem to recall Richard Littlejohn writing about this years ago, in a book. But that was then (i.e. 1995). This is now.

All governments start out reasonably honest (I speak comparatively), but get more corrupt as they persist, and as the army of camp followers finds its way around and finds out where all the treasure is to be found and how to dig it out and take possession of it. Well, I reckon a big clear out of this lot may now be due any general election now. If not at the next, then pretty soon.

Much has been written, here and elsewhere, about David Cameron, but I believe the vital quality that Cameron has which his Tory predecessors and leadership rivals did not possess was that he is not one of that tainted generation of Tories who did well out of Thatcherism, or who thought that they were going to. Cameron got serious about being a Tory when that had stopped being the smart move, the clever thing to do, the good bet, or so he has managed or been lucky enough to suggest. The David Davis generation all had their fingers in the pie of government, whether they actually got their spoons out and ate or not, and the voters came to hate the entire lot of them. The voters came to believe that these Tories were costing too much, and that they were all too bloody smug by half, not admitting that they got as far as they had merely by climbing aboard the Thatcher bandwagon. Too many dodgy privatisations, and cushy city directorships - I seem to recall Lawson, fresh from wrecking the British economy, getting paid colossal sums by some bank - in exchange not for old fashioned work but for the inside track and the inside dope. In a word, the voters came to think that the Tories were corrupt - "sleaze" was the word, I seem to recall, and they wanted that whole generation punished, for as long as they continued to put themselves forward for high office. Hence the succession of Tory electoral humiliations. It was not that the voters disliked what the Tories said. They just did not want to hear it, thank you. Not from those evil twats. But now, it would appear, the voters are ready to listen to the Tories again.

Which means that they will at least be willing to think about Labour corruptions, and about the unearned income and undeserved careers that the Tony Blair bandwagon has made possible. Such as all these non jobs. The Labour Party has for the last decade lived the life of a protected species, in terms of the media coverage of what Labour people actually do all day, and what they get paid for it, and above all how damned numerous these people now are.

As I heard a Tory sympathiser say on the telly a few weeks back, it is not at all impossible that the Tories will win the next election. That mountainous Labour majority was created in one fell swoop, and it would not need nearly such a big further fell swoop to wipe it out and put the Tories back in. The British electorate is more unified than it used to be. It is less loyal to Party, and more concerned about its own finances. It now stampedes this way and that in one big herd. If it now decides that its finances are now being eaten away at by a generation of Labour parasites, it will vote these people into the long grass until they are all deep into their declining years. This kind of thing doesn't help either.

I stopped being confident about my ability to predict election results since the day I accurately predicted, on the afternoon of the voting itself, the John Major victory against Neil Kinnock. Ever since then I have been electorally confused, so do not take my word for all this. I merely speculate.

I also agree with what has been said here that "Cameronism", if it materialises at all soon, may not make much difference. There will be very similar policies. It will merely be that the snouts in the trough will be different, and somewhat different minorities will be victimised, and more so as time goes by.

December 29, 2005
Thursday
 
 
David Cameron's interesting start
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

David Cameron, newly elected leader of the Tories, has got off to a wonderful start, as I am sure readers will agree. He has signed up Sir Bob "give us yer fokkin' money" Geldof to advise on world poverty; Zak Goldsmith, the environmentalist, has been also approached to advise on how to save the planet, and in a recent masterstroke, Oliver Letwin, a Tory MP, opined that the Tories should be concerned with redistributing wealth. Splendid. I am sure the sort of voters who deserted the Conservatives in 1997 and failed to return will be thrilled at this embrace of what looks like a sort of social democratic touchy-feely product by the Wonder Boy of Notting Hill. Or again, they may not.

All that remains is for Cameron to steal Labour's old Clause Four promising nationalisation of the means of production, distribution and exchange. Then on to victory!

Meanwhile, Tim Worstall is similarly underwhelmed by Cameron.

Apologies for my sarcasm. Been a long day in the office.

December 29, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Moralistic insanity on prostitution
Guy Herbert (London)  Self ownership • Sexuality • UK affairs

As someone who follows such things I had expected the latest Home Office consultation exercise to go according to the standard pattern, thus:

  1. Home Office makes suggestions for changes in public policy...
  2. ...'evidence' is taken from interested parties including police in search of promotion, contractors in search of contracts, and researchers seeking posts on the new quango to be created...
  3. Home Office considers, announces its plans have 'general support', ticks box marked 'public consulted' and carries on with making legislation for parliament to approve.

So I was gearing myself up to write a piece on the repulsive sight of a department torn between the desire to regulate everything and to maintain PC social norms. Citing the ignominious failure of the Victorian Contagious Diseases Acts, I was going to pour scorn on the futility of a regulatory regime that licensed brothels while denying the most basic economic rights to prostitutes, and created 'zones of toleration' in an effort to buck the market while punishing the streetwalkers it purported to protect.

The Goverment has shot my fox. And it turns out the fox was packed with explosives. Someone has overturned the (paradoxical) regulatory liberalisers and has decided puritan prohibitions are what we need. The move is instead to be to "Zero Tolerance" of 'kerb crawlers' - and quite without comment, the continuation of zero civil-law rights and next to zero criminal-law protections for prostitutes themselves.

The Home Office minister Fiona McTaggart was quoted yesterday on the BBC as saying that prostitution "is child abuse" because many prostitutes begin selling sex below the age of consent. That is an insane argument driven by the demands of moralism. By the same token unpaid sexual contact must also be child abuse, because most people's sex lives begin before that arbitary, if increasingly rigidly totemic, mark. Someone, somewhere, is making David Blunkett, who was responsible for the original pseudo-tolerant proposals, look like a liberal.

Does the devil's name begin with B? The emphasis on cleaning up public untidiness by bullying is of a piece with the respec' agenda. And there have been suggestions that the inate liberalism of the Home Office - not something spotted by many commentators before now - is interfering with the operation of the Anti-Social Behaviour Unit.

Just another brick in the wall, perhaps. But turning the public agenda on a sixpence, and producing plainly mad arguments for doing so, are ominous. The Head Boy is ever more a dictator, and ever more the apostle of social conformity.

December 28, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Good riddance to the 1970s
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

Yesterday, while briefly surfing Britain's terrestrial TV channels in hope of something amusing to watch, I came across a film based on the old UK "comedy", On the Buses, which chronicles the life of a bunch of London bus drivers and conductors. Made in the late 60s and early 70s, the series adopted the leery, bawdy humour of the Carry On Films, although unlike the Carry On movies at their best, (like the wonderful Carry on Up the Khyber) lacked the sort of great gags that to this day can make me laugh out loud. On the Buses can be safely relegated to a footnote of British television history, thank goodness.

It was quite a shock watching the film. It was a reminder of how greatly Britain has changed since the early 70s. For starters, the constant leeriness towards women, the assumption that any vaguely attractive woman was nothing more than mattress-fodder, makes even yours truly - no fan of political correctness - feel uneasy. One of the main themes of the story is how the manager, in a drive to improve the efficiency of the layabout male staff, decides to hire a group of women drivers. The men regard this move as a disaster and a threat to "their" jobs (probably correctly). What is particularly striking is how the shop steward of the bus-drivers' union makes it clear that as far as his union is concerned, women have no place in a bus, except either as a customer or as someone he can molest. For any trade unionist watching this film today, the message must be most uncomfortable in that it reinforces the important idea that free markets and competition are in general good news in particular for women as well as racial groups often subject to discrimination, as noted U.S. economists Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell have pointed out.

There were a few good things about the 1970s - although it is sometimes hard to think of any - but watching this low-point of British cinema only made me realise how much life has improved since then.

December 27, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Thinking outside the box
Perry de Havilland (London)  Education • UK affairs

I am not a great fan of Max Hastings but he does have a rather good article in the Guardian that makes points which should be obvious to everyone except state apparatchiks. He decries educational utilitarianism and Labour's lack of realism about the dominance of western culture and the relevance of British history in view of that undeniable dominance.

However I think he rather misses the point that this attitude has been a significant element for quite some time under governments of both parties. Perhaps what makes this government more alarming is their taste for depreciating any sense of cultural identity for English people and, most importantly, failing to provide any historical context for the modern world. To have a broad grasp of history is to have an understanding of the present and future possibilities and it would appear that is not seen as helpful for the broad masses of people who the state would rather see concentrate on mere technical skills.

I wonder if there are some in Whitehall who really do think that ideally as few British people as possible should know there was not always a socialist 'National Health Service'? If people do not know of a past without something they are perhaps less likely to imagine a future without it either. Perhaps none would really see things in quite such totalitarian terms yet it is not hard to see the attraction of such a view if you do not want people even discussing things which might reduce your power and influence by questioning certain axioms.

It is often my experience that the very notion that most regulatory planning is a quite modern imposition strikes a lot of people as bizarre. They think that without politically driven planning, everything would be chaos, and that must always have been true, right? Yet before the Town and Country Planning Act 1947, which was the single most destructive abridgement of British liberty ever, people owned property with several rights that are unimaginable today. Civilization would not end if such conditions prevailed again tomorrow (far from it) yet the meta-contextual reality is that in 2005, most people quite literally cannot imagine a world without planning regulations and that makes it rather hard to have a discussion about the issue if you take a radical perspective (i.e. the mainstream perspective of about one hundred years ago).

Perhaps just as Orwell wrote about 'newspeak' and posited a totalitarian state which wanted to abridge the language to make even conceiving of dissent impossible, there may be some amongst the political class who like the idea of most people receiving nothing more than technical training as the less people know of radically different world views that are never the less relevant to western culture, the less likely they are to imagine society functioning just fine without a great many of the state institutions taken for granted today. What would happen if people start imagining a world which works just fine without much of the regulatory statism that the state wants you to accept as inevitable and natural?

Creating a non-statist meta-context in which such things can even be discussed is something I have often banged on about. By this I mean establishing frames of reference within which one develops and expresses opinions that are broader than those generally found in the mainstream media or academia today. This matters because the meta-context within which most discussions and analysis take place tends to define the basic range of views that are likely to emerge: for example, if the only method for effecting changes people can imagine involves force backed democratic political processes, their views will tend to develop with that underpinning assumption in mind.

I would be curious to know if people like education minister Charles Clarke really think about that sort of thing. I am quite willing to believe that rather than an sinister overarching world view designed to make us all technically trained drones monitored with panoptic surveillance and ubiquitous state enforced database monitoring, we are just seeing the results of dreary political hacks looking for ways to eliminate things they are too limited to see a use for themselves. Stupidity rather than malevolence is generally a more reliable explanation of wickedness than conspiracy theories... and yet when you take the broader view of this apparent dislike of non-technical education within the context of widespread abridgement of civil liberties by both main political parties, well, it makes you wonder.

December 24, 2005
Saturday
 
 
A brief Christmas note from deepest Suffolk
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Transport • UK affairs

Well, Christmas is nearly upon us. I am shortly off to demonstrate my serious limitations as a singer down my local church. (I write this from Suffolk in eastern England at my folks' farm. The weather has been sunny although snow is promised later in the week). One of the things that I certainly valued this morning was my ability to get out of central London by car. People reliant on public transport have been reminded, alas, that public sector trade unions are among the most cussed groups of people around. The London Underground system is threatened with a strike on New Year's Eve, which would seriously mess up many people's celebration plans. And as this story suggests, it may even tempt some people to use their cars, even if they are over the alcohol limit.

Anyway, enough of such glum thoughts. May I wish my fellow contributors and Samizdata readers a very happy Christmas and prosperous 2006.

December 23, 2005
Friday
 
 
The absurdity of voting Tory
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

If you support the Tories because you dislike the Labour Party's socialist and kleptocratic underpinnings, might I suggest that you are supporting exactly the same policies just with a slightly posher accent.

And a case in point comes from Oliver Letwin, who like most politicians is rarely overburdened with a need to take a consistent position on almost any issue. He tells is that the Tories should be in the redistribution of wealth business. The only bit I find shocking is that he finally openly admits what has been obvious for rather a long time. The idea the Tories will undo anything substantive to repair the damage of the Blair years is delusional and I certainly hope Letwin keeps flapping his lips to make that clear to as many notional Tories as possible.

So as there is clearly nothing to choose ideologically between Labour and Tory, at least those who are addicted to the preposterous notion that they are empowering themselves by voting should stick to voting Labour on the basis the guys and gals from Transport House are at least more honest about the philosophical underpinnings of their theft. Moreover, as ideology is now no real basis for deciding how to vote and choosing who will be the real Big Brother is about as important as voting for who gets the boot on an episode Big Brother, people should shun the Tories because they are just so damn unappealing from a purely aesthetic perspective. The Labour party may lose the next election but it is hard to see how or why the Tory party could ever actually win it, if you get my meaning.

Or if you are one of those quixotic folks who actually think your vote really does matter, you could always vote UKIP on the basis it is without doubt in the long run the best way to destroy the wealth redistributing Tory party imaginable. And the notion of one day putting the likes of Oliver Letwin out of a job is something I really do find appealing.

December 18, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Samizdata quote of the day
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  European Union • UK affairs

Seldom in the course of European negotiations has so much been surrendered for so little. It is amazing how the Government has moved miles while the French have barely yielded a centimetre.

- William Hague

December 17, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Utter defeat in Europe. And yet...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Tony Blair seems to be trying to make it into that dark pantheon of truly dire British Prime Ministers of the last one hundred years. Although given the procession of craven toadies who make up that list, that is really quite a task he has set himself, he is showing considerable promise of being a real contender.

Still, he has quite a way to go yet. He may have just given away £8.2 BILLION of British taxpayers money in return for nothing whatsoever... and it is nothing as all he got in return was a promise from the weak and politically toothless French government to review their huge farm subsidies in return for the UK actually giving up a huge chunk of money (yes, seriously, the French gave up a promise to do nothing more than review how much they get from the EU)... but he is still in the shadows of those who went before him.

Of course, Blair is minor league in his endless pursuit of surrendering British interests compared to such luminaries as Neville Chamberlain (he after all gave away Czechoslovakia, rather than a few billion quid, in return for another European leader's empty promises), Ted Heath (The Three Day Week and First Great Betrayal to Europe) and the evil twins of Harold Wilson/James Callaghan (joint award for the astounding destruction of British liberty and economy via wholesale nationalisation),. As in all things, Blair is just... lacking... compared to these guys. But he sure shows willing, you got to say that.

In truth, this may well be a good thing in the long run as it brings that day of some sort of 'Glorious Revolution' closer, and for all you history buffs out there, no I do not mean a Dutch backed coup d'etat, I am thinking more along the lines of what Thatcher just hinted at. Let the enemy class squeeze harder and harder and until the nation that constantly votes them into power starts to choke on its entirely democratic stupidity.

December 16, 2005
Friday
 
 
From our medical correspondent
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Health • UK affairs

I have come across a press release from Britain's National Health Service. The NHS is currently trying to prevent obese people from having hip replacement operations as they do not "deserve" to have such treatment, despite the little matter of their having been taxpayers like the rest of us.

"The NHS, like any proud creation of a socialist, inclusive Britain, has to operate under certain priorities. Indeed its founder, the great Soviet leader Nye Bevan, stated that socialism is about priorities. Well, there is no place and certainly no priority to treat people, who, by laziness, sloth and lack of intelligence, choose to make themselves ill or incapacitated. In fact ill people are a positive nuisance. It is the fit, able-bodied and alert people of Britain who deserve to be treated by the Greatest Health Service Devised by Mankind. No more obese people. No more smokers. No more drinkers. No more red meat eaters and chocolate fans. Such habits have no place in a socialist Britain. Let such vile habits wither away."

I am still trying to vouch for the authenticity of this release. Looks plausible to me.

December 15, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The end of Cambridge?
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

In what used to be called the 'Middle Ages' men of learning got together at various places in England (as they had done before in other lands) - Oxford, Cambridge and other towns (where universities were later suppressed by various means).

At first these scholars operated on a fairly informal basis (this was the tiny element of truth in the old lie about Oxford University being founded by Alfred the Great - Alfred visited the town, Alfred always had men of learning with him [indeed was one himself] such men had students, therefore...) and students paid them for their teaching.

Later such learned men operated from collages (the oldest in Cambridge being Peterhouse) and helped educate students (mainly for the church).

Over time students (or those who helped them) tended to pay the collage rather than individual learned men (although the old idea lasted in Scotland - where Adam Smith claimed it was the great advantage that Scottish higher education had over English) and the direct connection between students going to a master they revered became somewhat weaker.

In the 19th century the University (as an institution, backed by Acts of Parliament) started to rise in importance relative to the collages. And in the 20th century government began to play a much bigger role - first through funding individual students (rather than just setting up a collage with an endowment - as various Kings and other leading people had done) and then, rather later, by increasing regulation of what went on in the Universities (he who pays the piper calls the tune - as the academics forgot to their cost).

However, in both Oxford and Cambridge the idea (if not the reality) of the independent scholar - the man (these days 'the person') seeking truth and passing it on to students lived on.

This week one of the last reminders of the days when men of learning were independent (rather than just employees of the University) finally died.

For 800 years it has been assumed that it a person made a discovery it was their discovery - but now it has been decided that this is not quite so.


The specific matter is patents. Now I know that libertarians have different opinions about patents, but it is not my concern here to take any particular line on whether patents are justified or not - my concern is to point out how the status of individual scholars has changed.

Patents for scientific discoveries are now a matter for the University to have a 'policy' about.

Of course there will be all sorts of 'safeguards' for the scholars, 90% of the first 100, 000 pounds earned from a patent will go to them - and they will get other benefits. But the principle has been accepted - the discoveries of individual scholars are a matter for the 'policy' of the University.

This has been democratically decided by a vote of the university people - of course there would have been no vote if there had not been a revolt against the imposing of the policy by the administration of the University, but there has been vote.

The standard features of modern democracy applied. The people who have already made their discoveries (or know they never will discover anything) have outvoted the creative minority - and those academics who might have moral problems with the whole thing have been convinced by the normal propaganda assault in support of the powers-that-be (articles in the Times Higher Education Supplement, subtle attacks on researchers who "just want to get rich" and so on).

So the climate that produced various business enterprises in the Cambridge area will decline, and those people who stay at Cambridge will become more and more just employees of the University - rather than the independent scholars that such people once were.

Why should I care? After all I am no scholar - I can not even spell, and have no idea about grammar. And, in any case, it is natural scientists who are going to suffer - and my knowledge (such as it is) lies in the humanities and 'social sciences'.

Well I would like to think that I am concerned about the freedom of people very different from myself. I am also sad to see another nail in the coffin of an old tradition (I am a conservative as well as a libertarian).

However, I suppose there is a selfish reason.

I suffered years ago from making the mistake (for which I have no one to blame but myself) of thinking in terms of an organisation rather than individual scholars.

I thought in terms of the 'University of York' forgetting that the Politics Department of the University of York contained no one I would wish to hear speak, or whose writings I valued.

The old view of learning - i.e. that one went to learn from people one revered, would have been a far better view for me to have to have followed, than the modern organization view that I (unthinkingly) held.

The ghost of that old view still lingered in Cambridge (lingered, I am told, more than it does in Oxford), it is weaker now.

December 14, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Could do better
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Education • UK affairs

I keep banging on about this subject since it is, in my eyes, a prime example of how the state is not pulling its share of the deal in coercing the citizenry to pay for schooling and for coercing children to spend the ages of 5 to 16 or more in school. Latest official data suggest that standards of literacy and numeracy among schoolchildren are not up to scratch.

Schools are not doing enough to improve the literacy and numeracy skills of those pupils who start their secondary education with low standards in English and mathematics," a report from Ofsted said.
The findings were released on the same day the National Audit Office, the government's spending watchdog, said more employers need to invest time and money in teaching staff basic skills such as maths and English.

Tony Blair is locked in conflict with his Labour backbench MPs over his education reforms. From a superficial reading, one would get the impression that Blair wanted to drastically open up the amount of choice available to parents as to where their offspring are educated. In practice, nothing so drastic seems to be on the cards and yet the slightest hint of increased choice seems to send socialists into a frenzy.

The other night, the Institute of Economic Affairs held an evening to honour the late, great Arthur Seldon, who among other reforms made the idea of school vouchers one of his pet issues. It is fair to say that we are as yet a million miles from achieving the kind of choice in education that Arthur wanted to bring about.

December 12, 2005
Monday
 
 
Diplomatic gaffe? Really?
Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

Charles Crawford, the British ambassador to Poland, is in hot water for an e-mail which says several entire true things:

He describes the Common Agricultural Policy (CAP) as "the most stupid, immoral state-subsidised policy in human history, give or take Communism".

He also ridicules French leader Jacques Chirac for "nagging the British taxpayer to bloat rich French landowners and so pump up food prices in Europe, thereby creating poverty in Africa".

He also suggests Blair gives EU leaders one hour to make up their minds on the budget because "If anyone says no, we end the meeting. The EU will move on to a complete mess of annual budgets. Basically suits us - we'll pay less and the rebate stays 100 percent intact".

Oh, but he was only 'joking' of course. Riiiight.

Yes, this guy should indeed be fired from his job as an ambassador... he belongs in 10 Downing Street doing Tony Blair's job!

December 12, 2005
Monday
 
 
The Big Boom!
Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  UK affairs
Patrick Wilks writes in with an eyewitness account and interesting picture of the oil explosion

We are all fine as the fire is about four miles away. The initial explosion woke us up just after six, my wife thought it was an earthquake but I must admit it did not trouble me and I went back to sleep. Out the front of the house the smoke was very thick and it was like night almost but out the back it was bright sun shine quite a contrast.

A lot of the roads round Hemel Hempstead have been closed which is causing the most problem. One area that was hit bad was Hunters Oak, were we used to have a house in 1990. That location is only about half a mile from the depot.

I drove past this morning and the fires were still very big but not as much as yesterday. In the picture its hard to see but the flames were a good few hundred feet into the air. This was taken on the edge of the village. The kids are pleased as they have just heard that the schools are closed tomorrow.



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December 11, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Blair takes liberties
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

It is rare for the Prime Minister to provide an insight into his intellectual worldview. Writing in the Observer today, Blair details his views on civil liberties and his differences with the liberal tradition.

These [summary] powers have a strong philosophical justification, from within the Labour tradition. Social democratic thought was always the application of morality to political philosophy. One of the basic insights of the left, one of its distinguishing features, is to caution against too excessive an individualism. People must live together and one of the basic tasks of government is to facilitate this living together, to ensure that the many can live without fear of the few.

That was why it was important that rights were coupled once again with responsibilities. As Tawney once put it: 'what we have been witnessing ... is the breakdown of society on the basis of rights divorced from obligations'.

Blair argues that the tradition of social democracy applies "morality to political philosophy", with the unspoken implication that other traditions are unable to do so. This is accompanied by an attack on individualism with a phrase of much potential: that government ensures "the many can live without the fear of the few".

Recent history has appeared to demonstrate that it is the few who should live in fear of the many. It is not surprising that the Left views the majority as a moral virtue.

December 11, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Huge fuel depot blast in UK
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

At about 6 am this morning I woke up startled by the sound of a distant thud. It turns out that the noise was caused by a huge explosion at a fuel depot in Hertfordshire to the north of London. A massive plume of smoke is pouring into the sky and traces of it can be seen above the skyline in central London, dulling what would otherwise be a magnificently blue, bright sky.

So far, no-one has been killed in the blast, which happened in an industrial estate rather than in the midst of a densely packed area of housing. Thank goodness. The police are so far treating the blast as an accident. We shall see. The M1 motorway leading north has been closed. If anyone reading this has any travel plans, I'd give the Hemel Hempstead area a miss.

December 08, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The Welfare State must be abolished
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

James Bartholomew, author of 'The Welfare State We're In', agreed to face a panel of unsympathetic critics in a debate held at the London School of Economics and arranged by BBC Radio 4. Whether the structure of this debate met the guidelines for impartiality laid down by the BBC is a moot point, but James Bartholomew conveyed the major points of his argument, despite interruptions from the panel and the chair that truncated the majority of his argument.

Nicholas Barr is Professor of Public Economics at the European Institute, LSE and author of The Economics of the Welfare State. Edward Davey MP, Liberal Democrat spokesperson on Education, MP for Kingston and Surbiton and a contributor to the recent Orange Book – Reclaiming Liberalism. Niall Dickson, formerly Social Affairs Editor for the BBC, is now Chief Executive of the King’s Fund. Professor Pat Thane is director of the Centre for Contemporary British History, and author of The Foundations of the Welfare State.

None of the panel disagreed strongly with the facts presented by James Bartholomew. It was clear that disagreement stemmed from two fundamentally different worldviews rather than disputing the contemporary effects of the welfare state. Whereas some consider functional illiteracy of 20% to be an indictment of state education and a sufficient reason for its abolition, the panel viewed this failure as room for improvement. Without making the trite comparison of managerialism versus morality, the effect of politics as the art of the possible on individual lives was made very clear.

The poor may have suffered from insecurity concerning health care before the welfare state came into existence. However, if they felt fear over paying for their treatment, this has been replaced by the fear that they may not be treated at all due to healthcare rationing or professional triage. During his talk, James Bartholomew echoed Perry de Havilland and told the audience that the state is not your friend. He showed the blight that the welfare state has wrought on the lives of many individuals and stated that there were no panaceas which could reverse the social and cultural damage.

More thoughts from the speaker can be found here.

December 06, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
David Cameron wins Tory leadership
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

So the Boy Wonder (same age as yours truly, gulp) has been elected leader of the Conservatives. We have been fairly rough on David Cameron these past few weeks, concerned that Cameron does not seem to stand for anything much other than a desire to be jolly nice, moderate and sensible (ie. to maintain the status quo with a blue tinge). Well, I am at least prepared to repress my concerns for a while and see how he does. With the economy showing signs of cracking under the increasingly oppressive Chancellorship of Gordon Brown, and with Blair seemingly unable to push through his reforms, the time is ripe. Luck has a huge bearing on politics and as Bonaparte said of his generals, luck is as important as ability. The media has certainly been gushing about him, which again gives me the jitters. If the Tories are to win, they must regain some of their lost territory in places like the West Midlands, not just the salons of Islington.

We shall see.

UPDATE: I seem to have hit the post button almost at the same time as our sainted Perry. Great minds think alike!

December 06, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
A new leader for the 'Conservatives'
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

David Cameron is the new Tory leader. So we have a 'choice' between two Blairites.

I cannot tell you how excited I am about this development smiley_zzz.gif

December 05, 2005
Monday
 
 
Crisis? What crisis?
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

The British Government can solve its pensions crisis. But it doesn't want to. Having spent all their lives trying to persuade everybody that they can offer something for nothing because somebody else is paying, all policians find themselves unable to break the habit. Having quietly seized exorbitant benefits at the general taxpayer's expense (on the excuse that they are poorly paid, which isn't true now, if it ever was), public sector employees are not letting go.

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
- R.Kipling

An unfunded national pension scheme avaialable to the majority of the population is much like a Ponzi scheme: a pyramid 'investment' trick that is illegal everywhere--except when operated by governments. It depends on ever more suckers paying over ever more money (in this case, compelled by taxation) to finance the unfeasible returns promised to those entering earlier. The trimming of the Turner Commission just beds the con in deeper. We can expect a trivial postponement to distract attention from more pensions, more taxation, and a bigger future squeeze.

The simple (and only) solution is to follow the example of Bismarck when he invented the national pension. Convert an unsustainable Ponzi into a Tontine: a survivor benefit scheme. The pensionable age must be raised above the expectation of life, so that most people do not live to receive it. How much above depends on the benefits one wants to grant.

The corollary is even more unpalatable to politicans. The much more generous unfunded pensions for public sector workers, including themselves--unless they are to take an ever greater and ever more resented share of national income--must begin at *older* ages than the open national scheme. Until civil servants retire at 80+, and unfunded pensions for the general public start at 75, we will know the government (with both sizes of G) only cares about looking after its own, and that the vapourings about "crisis" are a just a smokescreen for more control over private income and savings.

December 02, 2005
Friday
 
 
Time for some vigilante law
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

MP Andrew Dismore has blocked attempts to clarify the law on self defence in Britain being proposed by MP Anne McIntosh, because he thinks it would be 'vigilante law'.

Well I have thought for some time now that non-state use of force in defence of life, limb and private property is exactly what is needed in this country and to make no apology for robustly defending what is yours. Take the law into your own hands because it is indeed yours to take, not Andrew Dismore's to deny. I realise that if you are old, infirm or a small woman living alone, the fact the state has disarmed you means you have no option whatsoever but to surrender your property and just pray the criminal(s) will not harm you, but those of us still physically able should be encouraged to use whatever weapons they can find at hand to assert some self ownership. Just do not make the mistake of calling the Police in Britain after the fact if you can possibly avoid it as they work for the likes of Andrew Dismore and are not there to serve you.

You may not have the legal right to fight back effectively, but you will always have the moral right to defend yourself and what is yours. Look at it this way, if you are the only one left alive after some son of a bitch breaks into your house, well, that means it is going to be hard for him to sue you or contradict your version of events, doesn't it. If they do make it out, then just clean up the mess and deny everything.

Vigilante law? As so many members of the political class in Britain leave us with little alternative, I am all for it. When the state fails in its most fundamental duty, it is time for society to remember whose law it really is. If you are able to, fight back, just keep in mind you will be fighting back against the state as well and act accordingly when the plod turns up a few hours or days later to 'protect' you.

December 01, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The Conservatives should have campaigned for dirtier hospitals and worse schools!
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

I receive many emails from something called UK Conservatism, but fear that if I try to stop them I will then receive further emails about sex toys, Asian ladyboy brides and such. So they keep coming.

The latest from UKC contains this easily misunderstood question, from the probably quite soon to be late Lord Tebbit:

The party recently fought its worst campaign ever. It offered cleaner hospitals, better schools, safer streets, limits on immigration and almost imperceptible tax cuts. But who campaigned for dirtier hospitals, worse schools, less safe streets or unlimited migration?

Yes. That is what the Conservative Party should have been saying!

I know what Tebbit meant, and he has a point. But meanwhile, seriously, if we did have a government committed to supplying "dirtier hospitals, worse schools, less safe streets" and "unlimited migration", we would almost certainly end up with cleaer hospitals, better schools, safer streets, and the ideal immigration policy consisting of lots of the right people and far fewer of the wrong ones. Why? Because when we all know that the government is not handling a problem, there is a decent chance that the right things will then get done. By mere people.

November 30, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Hoist by their own petard
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

It is always fascinating to watch one's enemies twisting and turning on the spiky contradictions of their own ideology. It is also rather interesting to see your enemies turning on each other.

As Lord May of Oxford put the boot in to environmental activists during his speech to the Royal Society:

[He] said that environmental campaigners risked holding back the fight against climate change with an absolutist approach that refused to consider nuclear power.

"I recognise there are huge problems with nuclear, but these have to be weighed against other problems," Lord May said. "This has to be recognised as a problem by what you might call a fundamentalist belief system.

And we also get to see Tony Blair's speech to the Confederation of British Industry being disrupted by Green activists.

The Greens say we must reduce greenhouse gas emissions and yet when the government tries to adopt nuclear power to do exactly that, the Greens are up in arms.

Face it, unless the world agrees to regress to a pre-industrial level of technology with commensurate mass death of 'surplus' modern levels of population, the Greens will never be satisfied. Never mind that most climate change is probably caused by natural processes.

At least these guys are honest about what they really want.

November 29, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Mugging is not that serious really
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

It is not hard to understand why the government does not regard mugging as so serious a crime that it should always lead to a jail sentence, provided "minimal force" is used.

As the government have long made it clear that people should not defend their property with force against people who try to take it by force, they regard just handing your money and goods over as sensible and responsible behaviour. In short, they think the way to prevent violent crime is to stop people resisting and therefore remove the need for muggers to use actual violence rather than just the threat of it.

In other words, they want to make muggers more like tax collectors. Is that really so surprising?

November 27, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Free will, football genius and the victim culture
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Sports • UK affairs

It has been a sad few days in British sport, which has lost arguably the most talented football player these islands have produced in George Best. He died, as many people will know, a few years after having a liver transplant necessitated by a long history of alcohol abuse. For those unfamiliar with his story, he was born in Belfast and played at Manchester United in one of its most successful periods in the mid- to late 60s but left top-class football aged only 27.

I am glad that in most of the coverage about him, the focus has been on the football rather than the messy personal life. And what a fantastic player he was! If even Brazilian maestro Pele called him the greatest player in the world, then who are we to demur? I was born in the year - 1966 - that Best gave what aficionados and team-mates reckon was Best's finest display, demolishing Portugese side Benfica with two goals, the second involving a mazy run past several defenders before sticking the ball into the back of the net.

Best was an alcoholic, which some people regard as a disease that one is born with rather than a condition over which people, possessed of free will, have control. Interestingly, I get the impression, by reading some of Best's own remarks, that he was a man in control of his own destiny and did not, as far as I am aware, choose to play the victim card. There is no doubt, though, that some people have found it hard to conquer the bottle, although others, such as Tottenham soccer ace Jimmy Greaves, managed to give up on booze and preserve their health and live into a ripe old age.

Anyway, I expect DVDs of Best's football brilliance to be hot sellers this Christmas. May he rest in peace.

November 24, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The pensions morass
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

I have just finished reading James Bartholomew's fine book, The Welfare State We're In, which lays out, in tightly argued detail and a welter of colourful character sketches, the disaster wrought by state welfare in Britain. One of his chapters deals with the state's actions in the area of pensions, now a red-hot controversial area for politicians not just in Britain, but in much of the industrialised world where populations are greying and birthrates falling.

Today, it appears that Britain's finance minister, Gordon Brown, may have pre-emptively stiffed a report, due out next week, from the Pension Commission panel. The Commission is thought to be advocating measures such as tackling the disincentives to saving caused by means-testing, and in raising the state pension age to 67 or more.

Whatever happens, Bartholomew's diagnosis of our ills is a powerful one and lays out the brutal fact that our political class, if judged by the same laws as applied to financial firms like insurers, banks or fund managers, would be indicted for fraud on an epic scale. It makes one weep to think of the opportunity that was lost in the destruction of Britain's fast-growing private savings culture prior to the First World War.

I can also strongly recommend Bartholomew's blog.

November 21, 2005
Monday
 
 
On education in Britain
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Education • UK affairs

A few weeks ago I linked to a speech given by the head of a private schools organisation, in which said individual fretted about the decline in the teaching of certain subjects such as physics and foreign languages. Responses were interesting. One or two commenters thought the system is pretty good. (Yes, seriously). One fellow even claimed to be "genuinely bowled over" by how good it was. More common responses were on the lines that in a free market, if there is a shortage of folk with engineering or linguistic abilities, then sooner or later supply would come through, if not from the UK's own workforce, then from overseas forms of supply. Up to a point I agree. As a free marketeer, it would be perverse for me to bleat about "shortages" or X and Y and then not realise that one person's shortage is another person's entrepreneurial opportunity.

The difficulty, of course, is that we don't have a fully free market system of education in this country, but one in which the incentive impact of price signals and salary levels gets blunted by a predominantly state-run system, with its national programmes, bureaucracies and state-mandated certificates and qualifications. This means that if there is a shortage of say, physics teachers, it may take a while for the shortage to be made up. Learning physics to a high standard can take even the brightest students quite a while. And if the supply of teachers in certain fields drops off, it can take several years to make up the gap easily, though modern technology possibly can help disseminate information more effectively than the chalk-and-blackboard approach of the past.

If, on the other hand, the scarcity of physics teachers changes slowly, then a more market-driven schooling system can react to that more nimbly. People who work in industry but who may want a less stressful life might be interested in teaching science part-time, for example. Among the greying populations of the industrialised world, there might be a potentially big pool of people who might like to teach the young but on a part-time basis.

A story here points to continued worries about what is happening with science education in this country, especially in the field of physics. I am not of course saying that the existing system can be made better by tweaking a few courses here and there. A move towards a genuine market in education is what is required over the long term.

For those who think of schooling in a post-Prussian statist mindset, you can blow out some collectivist cobwebs here and also here

November 20, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Hanging out with the comrades
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Events • UK affairs

Like Brian Micklethwait, I have been at the annual conference of the Libertarian Alliance , held at the National Liberal Club, a glorious Victorian building erected at a time when Britain's ruling Liberal Party (formerly the Whigs) was genuinely liberal in the classical sense of that word. Among the topics to fuel the mind: libertarian approaches to the environment, a debate about whether limited-liability companies were a good thing; the contribution to libertarian thought of Ayn Rand and reflections on private enterprise and defence. An excellent collection of subjects.

As some regular readers will know, the founder and director of the L.A., Chris R. Tame, has been fighting cancer and made a great effort to be present throughout the entire conference. Anyone who knows and admires this clever, generous and tenacious man will not be surprised at his determination not only to set up this conference but also to set in train plans for future events. He received a surprise award celebrating his achievements on Saturday night's banquet, and no-one deserved it more. Without Chris, it is probable that Britain's present libertarian movement would not exist, and I don't think I am writing out of turn in doubting whether Samizdata would be quite what it is now, either.

November 17, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Dum-dums: an excellent description of certain commentators
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

There is controversy over the fact the Metropolitan Police are using 'dum dum' bullets (which is a term used by people who know nothing about firearms to describe any bullet designed to expand upon impact).

The reason a police force or anyone with a legitimate need to use a weapon in self-defence (i.e. far more people than just the police) would use a handgun firing expanding bullets is to (1) prevent the bullet exiting the target's body and thereby use all the kinetic energy to inflict a wound rather that... (2) leaving the bullet with enough energy that it goes clean through the intended target and wastes energy making a hole in a wall behind them or, much worse, making a hole in an innocent bystander.

It is a scandal that the Metropolitan Police killed an innocent Brazilian man and then lied about the sequence of events that led up to that happening. It is not a scandal that they used expanding bullets to do it. Would the ignorant twits in the media and various clueless Islamic 'spokesmen' trying to make this into a story have preferred that the cops not only killed an innocent man but also killed or injured someone else in the train by using non-expanding military style full metal jacket ammunition? It would be a scandal if they were not using expanding bullets.

The whole point of shooting someone is to cause them serious harm so that they cannot harm you or anyone else. In what way is it somehow morally preferable to use a weapon which does not cause as much harm per round-in-the-target, thereby requiring you to just shoot more bullets into them to kill or incapacitate them?

The only dum(b) dum(b)s here are the various Muslim idiots quoted in the Guardian article and their friends in the media who think this should be an issue.

November 16, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
The Moral Guardians of Late Social Democracy
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

Stella Rimington, the Judi Dench of the twilight world, has acted as a conduit for intel's view on ID cards. They will not work.

Asked at a further education conference whether she thought ID cards would make the country safer, Dame Stella Rimington replied: "No is the very simple answer, although ID cards have possibly some purpose.

"But I don't think anybody in the intelligence services - not in my former service - will be pressing for ID cards."

On the same day, Sir Ian Blair gave the Dimblebore Lecture, trying to disguise his support for a single police force a la NuLab, behind honeyed words of opening debate and acquiring responsibility.

First, we want a single police service, not a multiplicity of them. By, that I do not necessarily mean a single national police force but one holistic service to cover the whole of the mission.

Despite calling for a debate which involved the public, Blair betrayed his liberal-left roots, praising the welfare state (namechecking Beveridge) and decrying local constabularies as islands of lower middle class conservatism. He painted a bleak picture of high crime, violence and anti-social behaviour that required the police to act as the moral arbiters of society, All as part of the debate. The conclusion boils down to "We have lost your respect, That is your fault and you must do something about it by having a debate led by us."

Sir Ian Blair's support for Labour's policies of a national police force, obscured by totems of accountability and transparency, ran through this speech. Perhaps he genuinely welcomes a debate, but only if the conclusions are correct. The invocation of the 7th July as 'the event' around which all police work should be organised was another hint at the paramilitary policing which would provide moral comfort to state defined communities. ID cards never got a look-in just to avoid the appearance of bias.

You see, the British never really got to grips with policing because the lack of a written constitution demonstrates our lack of forethought in these and, no doubt, so many other matters:

And here I come to the second question, which is 'who is to decide?' and I return to my story about running back that far.

Despite my whole professional lifetime in policing, I believe it should be you, not me, who decides what kind of police we want. I'll return to the third question - about how - later on.

For nearly two centuries, the British have not considered any of these questions very thoroughly. That is fairly typical.

We are one of the few countries in the world without a written constitution.

We have none of the exact distinctions between the executive and the legislature of the United States or between the roles of central and local government in France; we operate through gradual compromise and evolution.

But, even in that context, the police have a disadvantage.

We have been a service which has always been separate and silent, which successive governments - until recently - and all of you, your parents and your grandparents, have broadly left alone to get on with the job that you have given it.

Two answers: remove gun control and elect chief constables for each county or borough. Easy, isn't it!

November 16, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
How corrupt is Blair and does it matter?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

A regular commenter on this blog asked the question of whether the present Labour government is the most corrupt UK administration, ever. It is an interesting one. Blair and his wife enjoy the trappings of office, and at the taxpayer’s expense, with a gusto that is certainly hard to take. Cherie Blair’s activities are particularly questionable, such as the fees she reportedly made for speaking on behalf of charity. The recent demise of David Blunkett, who resigned earlier this month as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions in scandal about his financial dealings, underscores how socialists are often unseated by money.

But is this the most bent government ever? I don’t know. It would be nice if there were some sort of mathematical metric to judge the relative probity or venality of different administrations. The previous Major government had its share of pretty corrupt politicians. In the early 1990s we had the Matrix-Churchill affair concerning arms shipments to Iraq. Mrs Thatcher’s governments were relatively straight, although a few ministers did move remarkably easily into the top jobs of industries they had privatised. The Callaghan government, as far as I know, had few major financial scandals, although the Harold Wilson government had its low points, not least in Wilson’s unfortunate choice of friends.

In fact, public life in Britain, at least as far as the history books are concerned, was fairly honest between the end of the First World War and the late 50s. We had the Profumo Affair at the fag end of the McMillan administration and a generation earlier, David Lloyd George caused outrage through the sale of peerages for hard cash. The Salisbury, Gladstone, Disraeli and Palmerston premierships were pretty honest, as was that of Robert Peel. It was during the Victorian age that the civil service was placed on a far more professional footing and the practice of buying commissions in the British Army was brought to an end (the Royal Navy, while not perfect, tended to be far more meritocratic. It had to be. Sailing a man-of-war takes a bit of intelligence).

So arguably, you have to go back to the early 19th Century and the 18th Century before you find governments as venal as the current one. Elections, in which only a tiny fraction of the adult population could vote, were frequently drunken, corrupt affairs. Rotten boroughs, financial sinecures and bribery were commonplace. Politicians as diverse as William Cobbett and Edmund Burke railed against corruption.

A secondary question though, is how much of a problem is corruption? Classical liberals like James Buchanan and the late Arthur Seldon might argue that if the state expands and gobbles a higher chunk of our money and regulates, taxes and disburses more subsidies, then it increases the temptation to bend the system, win favours and bribe officials. Jam attracts flies. In some parts of the world, government regulations and taxes are so oppressive that economies would break down without bribery. I have heard it said – and it rings true to me – that Italian laws and taxes are so bad that about a third of the economy is carried out in the black economy. And Africa is rife with this sort of thing, as all those spam letters you get from Nigeria suggest.

So corruption is as much a symptom as much of a cause of our current woes. It may be gratifying to see politicians like Blair and his ghastly wife brought down over corruption. But let’s not forget that the real challenge remains to cut back the state to size so that these folks don’t have the opportunity. And let’s not also forget that there have been many persons in public life who have been entirely free of financial corruption, but like Robespierre and Lenin, were corrupted by the charms of wielding power over other people to murderous effect.

November 13, 2005
Sunday
 
 
P.J. O'Rourke on David Cameron
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

P.J. O'Rourke, the Republican Party Reptile supreme, has some caustic things to say about David Cameron, who may become the next leader of the Conservative Party. He is not terribly impressed:

The guy obviously doesn't understand the fundamental truth about politics, which is that the best minds only produce disasters. Scientists, for example, are famously idiots when it comes to politics. I agree with Friedrich Hayek, who said in The Road to Serfdom that the "worst imaginable world would be one in which the leading expert in each field had total control over it".
Just once, I'd love to hear a politician say: "We're going to bring the second-best minds together to work on this." The second-best minds are all much more practical people than the first-class guys. More importantly, they are not going to try to do anything very much. They'll fix lunch or take the dog for a walk before they get on to pressing political problems of the day - and by the time lunch is over, it's time to take the dog for another walk and prepare dinner. That's the right order of political priorities. The greatest danger in politics is people who try to do things.

By coincidence, Cameron has an article bashing Blair in the same edition of today's Sunday Telegraph. It is not a bad article and correctly identifies much of the arrogance and reliance on a Big Government worldview. Like O'Rourke, I really would like this fellow to live up to his own declared scepticism about government activism and place the government of this country on a more modest, intelligent course.

For what it is worth, though, I could not care less about whether Cameron has gone to a smart private school or not. Even O'Rourke clobbers Cameron for this, much to my susprise. Social chippiness ill becomes advocates of classical liberalism.

November 13, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Prince Charles, consult your mother
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Al-Quaeda has called Queen Elizabeth II an "enemy of Islam", not least for her being the ceremonial head of the Church of England. I of course hope that the vast majority of Muslims living in this country do not think the same way. In any event, let's hope Prince Charles takes notice.

November 12, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Hyperactive and also useless
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The leader in this week's Spectator kicks off with this zinger of a paragraph:

When history comes to make a final judgment on the Blair government — and we can be forgiven for hoping that moment is not too much longer delayed — there is one key statistic by which to assess the Prime Minister’s performance. Since 1997 the Labour government has created no fewer than 700 new criminal offences. This is supposed to be an age of increasing peace and prosperity. Yet the Labour party has been in such a continuous panic about the behaviour and potential behaviour of the British people that it has found 700 new ways in which to proscribe courses of conduct. In case you are wondering how that compares with any previous administration, Labour is creating criminal offences at a rate ten times greater than that of any other government.

No further comment required, surely.

November 10, 2005
Thursday
 
 
A bad day for British justice
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Earlier this year the British government overturned the old "double jeopardy" rule, that previously meant that a person could not be tried twice for the same offence. Today, Reuters reports that the first case of a man to face jurors for a second time for the same alleged crime is to go ahead.

This is another step down a slippery slope, precisely because the argument for ending the rule is so seductive at first glance. It is possible to sympathise with victims or relative of crime victims who see a person whom they think has gotten away with it. Many years ago in the course of my then job, I watched several court cases in my native East Anglia and saw people get away with crimes on technicalities. It was maddening.

But - the double jeopardy rule existed for a reason. If people can be repeatedly tried for the same crime, it creates a potential very bad and unintended consequence: police and the Crown Prosecution Service will become lazy in the preparation of cases. Why bother to get a case presented as powerfully as possible and with as much care if you think that if X gets acquitted, one can always have another go, and another, and another....?

The potential for abuse of power from double jeopardy is at the core of why the rule exists. The law in the United States was based on the English model. Hard cases, however appealing, make bad laws, as they say. This is a bad day for justice in Britain. There have been a lot of them lately.

November 05, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Remember the 5th of November
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Historical views • UK affairs

All over the UK tonight, the sky will be lit up with fireworks and the evening will reverberate with a lot of loud bangs as folk mark Guy Fawke's Night. Here is a nifty website explaining all about the event, what is commemorated and why. I'll be off to Battersea Park later this evening to enjoy the fun. I hope people use their common sense and don't get hurt.

Here is an informative book about the early 17th Century plot to blow up Parliament and the subsequent anti-Catholic crackdown. There is also even something called the Gunpowder Plot Society.

When I was a student living in Brighton, I once went to nearby Lewes, a town that stages a massive series of processions and bonfires every year. It is pretty non-PC in that a lot of people have muttered that such an event, especially one that involves burning effigies of a 17th Century Pope, stirs up ugly prejudices. I can sympathise up to a point with the grumblers. When I went along to the event there was the smell not just of gunpowder in the air but quite a lot of aggressive body language on display (although that may have been due to the potent local ales). I am glad to say that, all this time on, anti-Popery hysteria is mostly a thing of the past in Britain (apart from the odd bit of nuttiness at Glaswegian local football matches between Celtic and Rangers). Alas, it lingers on in Northern Ireland.

October 27, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Violent crime in Britain
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Here are the latest statistics on crime in Britain. Police statistics, according to this BBC report, show that violent crimes have gone up, while another survey shows that violent crimes are broadly stable. (The usual health warnings about statistics obviously apply). However you look at it, crime is high.

Regardless of what one thinks about the potentially civil libertarian worries about millions of CCTV cameras now scattered around the country, it hardly appears that they are very useful in deterring crime, which as far as I know, was the stated purpose for the things.

October 24, 2005
Monday
 
 
The end of Conservative oppositionism?
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Education • UK affairs

Something extremely interesting has just been reported on Newsnight.

David Cameron has apparently been saying for some time now (but I missed it until now) that he is against "opposition for opposition's sake" and that the Conservatives may well be voting for the Government's latest education reforms. David Cameron is and has for some time been the Conservative spokesman on education, and he seems to be handling the Conservative response to these proposals.

Yesterday I did a posting concerning Cameron, and the consensus among the Samizdata commentariat was that nobody knew what Cameron stood for, or what any of his ideas might be. But I think what we have here is an idea of great importance. Maybe not an especially original one, and long overdue, but extremely potent mevertheless.

The Conservative Opposition has spent the last decade opposing everything that the Government has done, a process which I particularly associate with William Hague, but which his successors have not fundamentally altered. And since the Government has been relentlessly "triangulating" – i.e. stealing whichever Conservative policies they think are popular or which they think will eventually prove popular because they think that they will in the meantime work – this has meant the Conservatives suffering from a permanent, yet self-imposed, philosophical incoherence.

One moment the Conservatives would be saying that something or other that the Government was talking about should be more market-oriented. A moment later, some other Government initiative that was more market-oriented would be complained about. Complained about, as Cameron has apparently said, for the sake of complaining. One moment the Government was being not tough enough on terrorists, the next moment too tough, for doing pretty much what the Conservatives had just said they should do in another context. This is not opposition, so much as opposition-ism. It says: whatever they do is wrong! Never mind why. Never mind what we would do, or what we really think of it. Denounce it! We just scrape up whatever mud we can find on the floor and chuck it at them. No wonder the Conservatives have won parliamentary battle after parliamentary battle, but have been slaughtered again and again in the electoral war.

What would the Conservatives do, if they were the Government? For the last ten years, they have offered no sort of answer. And for this reason, there has been, in the competitive sense, no opposition, because no alternative Government that it made sense to even consider voting for. All anyone knew about the Conservatives was that they did not like the Government. Big surprise. But that is not a policy; it is a mere emotion. It has condemned the Conservatives to relentless irrelevance and unending public ridicule.

Now, if this "Cameron doctrine" is what it appears to be, and more to the point, if it goes into action right across the board, with David Cameron imposing it across the board in his capacity as Conservative Leader, New Labour will finally face what you might call a New Nightmare.

Take these education reforms. Blair says they are intended to make schools more independent and self-governed, and less controlled by local authorities. This is very Conservative friendly stuff, and not at all Labour friendly. There is a good chance that the massed ranks of Labour MPs will not vote for these reforms in nearly sufficient numbers, but that a more unified Conservative Party will see the reforms through nevertheless. This will split the Labour Party from top to bottom. We are doing Conservative policy! And with Conservative help! And in spite of our core beliefs!

Repeat that procedure every time Blair presents one of his reforms, but oppose ferociously when they resort to old fashioned, Old Labour, collectivism, and suddenly it is a new Parliamentary ball game.

It gets worse for Labour. In the electorate as a whole, the question will start to be asked: if we already have a Government that does Conservative things, despite its own supporters, and if that is what that nice Mr Blair thinks should be done, then does it not make sense to vote for the real thing, and vote in a real Conservative Government?

This is a tactical switch that the Conservatives should, from the purely political and competitive point of view, have done years ago. Finally, they have done it.

Or then again, maybe they have not. Cameron might not win the Conservative Leadership. Davies might go back to crass oppositionism. Cameron may win, but it may turn out that "opposition for opposition's sake" was just a nice sounding phrase to win him the job, and he will then forget about it and carry on with the mud slinging.

But, this might just be a political turning point.

October 23, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Al Qaeda trial in Belfast
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

An Algerian man was arrested and put on trial in Belfast. We hope the evidence they have is of more substance than the mere presence of 25 disks of downloaded information on explosives. If that were ever to become a definition of crime in and of itself, I fear every technically inclined 14 year old in the Anglosphere would soon be imprisoned.

The defendant was living not far from a neighborhood controlled by Protestant Paramilitaries, most likely due to the presence of cheap housing.

October 23, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Posh politicians – and not-so-posh politicians who actually do things
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Historical views • UK affairs

How do they do it? To be more exact and honest, how do we do it? Some of us, that is to say. I am referring to the mysterious tenacity of poshly educated people in British politics. Tony Blair went to a posh school. Now it looks odds on that the Conservatives will pick another posh, after a generation of not-so-poshes, starting with Edward Heath. Why? What is the magic that the canniest and most ruthless of us public school educated people which keeps the most prominent of our kind so prominent?

Part of it is that the education of the non-posh majority has, in Britain, been severely damaged, in the name of advancing the non-poshes. That is certainly part of the story.

But I think that another quality that people like David Cameron manage to exude – honestly or dishonestly, it really does not matter which – is: humility. Personally I tend to find this type insufferable, which may be because I got to know these people close up when they were still perfecting their personas, and in some cases before they were even trying and were just being pure bastards. The nastier the bastard, the thicker the veneer of humility that they later glue on, in my experience. But if you are not intimately acquainted with these nice, nice chaps, that humble act can fool you. Plus, in a few cases, the humility is genuine and was there from the start. Anyway, Cameron's type radiates the notion that he only got where he is by being very lucky. The cards he was dealt made Cameron what he is, Cameron seems to say. Without these cards, the undoubted skill with which he played the cards he did get would have availed him nothing. One, you know, does one's best, but one has been fortunate, extremely fortunate.

The trouble with the meritocrats whom the likes of Blair and Cameron come up against is that they seem to believe that they merit their cratness. They deserve it. Gordon Brown, for example, suggests to me a man who not only thinks that himself to be an excellent Chancellor of the Exchequer, but also a man who thinks that he deserves to be the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and for that matter deserves to be Prime Minister, instead of recognising with his every public word and gesture that he also needed a hell of a lot of luck to get anywhere near either job.

Do not misunderstand me. I am not saying that these people do not work twenty hour days, day after day after day, year after year, and study the grease on their greasy pole with obsessive attention. But you can work fifty brilliantly accomplished hours every day of your life and still not be Prime Minister or now, anything near it, if you are, to note just one of many uncontrollable political disabilities, bald. Or if the hair you do have is ginger. Maybe those rules will change, but for now, there they are. My point is that maybe, yes, there is a sense in which Gordon Brown deserves everything he has had, and may still have coming. But the same applies to thousands of others just as deserving, who came nowhere near to his eminence.

Democratic politics is an extraordinarily flooky business. Timing, for instance, is everything. One basic reason why Cameron looks like winning the Conservative leadership is that he is younger than his rivals. All of them, but not he, are members of a fatally tainted generation of Conservatives who did well, or who thought they would do well, or who are thought to have thought that they would do well – who enjoyed – Thatcherism. Smug bastards, screw the whole damn lot of them, is the view of the electorate. All the expensively educated charm in the world would have been of no use to Cameron if he had been ten years older than he is, and had spent his early political years feeling – or merely looking – smug about being a member of Thatcher's Conservative Party.

I deliberately did not read this article by Matthew Parris before writing the above about Cameron. I but now have. Parris notes that the toffs are back, but does not really say why.

I have already explained some of why toffs can be more likeable, but why is mere likeability now considered important? As Parris points out, for a generation before Blair, it was not. Ghastly nouveau riche meritocratic peasants dominated the Conservatives for several decades. And Labour has not been in the habit of picking obviously posh leaders, not since Ramsay MacDonald. Only now are the toffs "back in the saddle". What gives?

I think it is that the British now believe that they can afford the luxury of only paying attention to likeable leaders. David Cameron, you might say, is a bet on Britain continuing to have a quiet life of genteel decline, with no events.

But if there is a job to be done, such as trade unions to be crushed and national bankruptcy to be dodged, a war to be won, a welfare state to be built, then disliked or socially inept leaders elbow their annoying and embarrassing way to the top and do whatever needs to be done. Thatcher had her silly voice lessons and her all round overbearingness, quite aside from the amazing handicap of being female. Churchill and Attlee, so different in so many ways, also had unlikeability in common. Churchill, although educated as a toff, was ludicrously over-the-top in manner until an over-the-top job (thwarting Adolf Hitler) hove into view and rescued him from ludicrousness, while Attlee was so far under the top as to be invisible, as Churchill in particular loved to piont out. But they each got their various jobs done, and were then dumped as soon as they had done them, the Churchill and Attlee jobs having been laid end to end.

But when there is nothing important to be done, toffdom is reinstalled, in the person first of the sanctified post-war Churchill, of Eden, and then when that went wrong too, Harold Macmillan. And now, we have nice Tony Blair, the Hugh Grant of British politics, and Labour's answer to Macmillan.

The Wilson/Heath/Callaghan period can now be understood as a series of attempts to do what Thatcher finally did do, namely "get Britain moving", as Wilson put it, with Callaghan foolishly imagining that a kind of Old Labour toffdom ("What crisis?") was relevant and sufficient, when it was neither.

But now, it is believed, we are back to an age of post-ideological calm, or settlement, during which a nice guy who did not do the ideology can surrender to that ideological settlement, gracefully. Hence Tony Blair. And Cameron is the Conservative Party's way of acknowledging that niceness now counts for more than getting anything done, or anything changed.

Interestingly, the prominent Conservative who now disagrees with this most strongly is Ken Clarke. On Europe I find Clarke repulsive, to which he has now added the vice of lying about being repulsive, which he at least used not to do. But of all the Conservative candidates in this leadership election, he has been the one most given to denouncing Gordon Brown and all his works. If the British people ever decide that they again need someone to get Britain moving, again, well, we know how Blair and Brown will fare. They will not. They are the ones now presiding, Macmillan style, over the slow-down. But would Cameron do any better? He is not the type.

Maybe these guys will barge through on the rails. Of the two pictured at the other end of that link, the first looks to be rather ginger, and the other – who seems happy to be known as Vince - is bald.

October 22, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Bigots and racists not welcome... so what about other apologists for mass murder and collective slavery?
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Now I am a great believer that any company should be at liberty to hire or not hire anyone they damn well please for any reason whatsoever (contingent on the terms of a freely agreed employment contract, of course), regardless of whether or not the reasons are sensible or utterly capricious.

So when a tax funded body like the Dorset Fire and Rescue Service says...

Members of the British National Party should not apply for jobs in the fire service as there is no place for racists or bigots, a chief fire officer said in a report released today. Martin Chapman, Dorset Fire and Rescue chief fire officer, said: "Membership of the BNP is not itself unlawful, but its core values are considered to be incompatible with those of the fire authority and the role of the fire and rescue service."

... I do not automatically think this is a bad thing. I also do not much care for bigots and racists and personally I would not hire a member of the BNP either. But then I would also not hire a communist, a socialist, an islamist or all manner of other folks, simply on the basis that I find their beliefs monstrous and therefore have no wish to enrich them.

But I would like to get some clarification on a few points from the Dorset Fire and Rescue Service, seeing as they are a public sector body... would they take a similar position for regarding someone who was a communist or who advocates other forms of violence enforced collectivism, or is only trying to impose national socialism beyond the pale? What about someone who supports radical Islamist organisations that what to impose Sharia? How about members of Sinn Fein, the political wing of an outfit that has murdered thousands of people? Also, are members of the neo-fascist BNP now going to be permitted to stop paying for the Dorset Fire and Rescue Service, or is their money still welcome?

Just asking.

October 21, 2005
Friday
 
 
Is David Cameron a hologram?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

I am not exactly a fan of David Cameron, the 39-year-old (same as yours truly) who won a crushing majority of votes for the Tory leadership from fellow MPs. Yes, he is obviously bright, telegenic, youngish, and might have appeal outside the Tory ranks, but er, could we actually find out what he actually believes in, please?

What on earth does this mean, for example:

Slipping into the language of the street, Eton and Oxford-educated Conservative leadership hopeful David Cameron urged radio listeners on Friday to "keep it real".

Huh? The rest of the Reuters article offers zero illumination. Now, I realise that expecting politicians to set out their stall in full has its risks. As a regular commenter, Verity, put it the other day, if a politician has a goodish idea, the chances are that Blair will steal it, or at least pretend to copy the policy (what happens in reality is a bit different). Politics is rather like business in that regard.

Meanwhile, Clive Davis wonders whatever happened to meritocracy in politics?

October 21, 2005
Friday
 
 
Trafalgar Day
Perry de Havilland (London)  European affairs • Historical views • UK affairs

Just to remind everyone that today is a rather special Trafalgar Day.

Nicely done, Horatio.

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October 20, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Another triumph for the Tory Party
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

It never takes more than a week or two to have my dislike for the political class resoundingly reinforced yet again.

In particular, those who wish to see a Tory government rescue our civil liberties from the predations of New Labour would do well to read this and this and then ask themselves why they think voting for these people is going to make the slightest bit of difference when push comes to shove.

October 20, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Defending Britain from 'death from above'
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Not content to rest on their laurels after defending the British people from the menace of pedestrians, our political masters have ensured that this "Freedom of Information" nonsense will not be allowed to stand in the way of confronting that most implacable threat to our way of life... this will put the cat amongst the pigeons! (sorry)

October 19, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Paternal nonsense
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

The UK government is making it possible -- ahhhhh! - to let new fathers take three months' paid leave off work. How nice. How generous. How could the heartless, flinty Gradgrinds like we libertarian free-marketeers oppose such a fine and dandy state of affairs?

You know the answer. The answer of course is that the cost of paying fathers paternity leave will be born by the employers, and hit small businesses disproportionately hard, as well as those employees who either through personal choice or circumstance do not, or choose not, to have children. And of course the whole issue ignores those subversive capitalist types who happen to be self-employed. What are they supposed to do, exactly?

My father (ex-RAF and farmer for 40+ years) would be chortling out loud at being told, just as the wheat harvest was about to start, that my birth would let him take three months off, far away from the combine harvester, plough and cattle shed. Perhaps we should start compiling a list of which Labour Party MPs have ever run a business from scratch and had to meet a payroll? I bet the list is short.

If our political masters were really wise on this issue, they would cut the overall burden of tax, so that parents could have a higher post-tax income with which to make decisions about family life that suit their own circumstances. Why is such a simple approach so difficult? (And by the way, I expectantly await what the Tory leadership candidates say about this).

October 19, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Newsflash - People like money!
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Sorry about the title, a tad misleading...

There was an interesting article on the Adam Smith Institute blog yesterday highlighting the results of a YouGov poll which was examining people's attitudes to wealth, wealth creators and business generally. Whilst I tend not to put too much stock in polls, this does makes quite encouraging reading.

October 18, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The bloke departs the Tory contest
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Kenneth Clarke, the former British finance minister of the 1990s and most pro-EU Tory candidate in that party's race for the leadership, has dropped out of the race. That leaves David Davis marginally ahead of the centrish David Cameron and Liam Fox. My money, for what it is worth, is on Davis to win, but I cannot find much enthusiasm for any of the candidates, to be honest. Tory leadership contests seem to occur with all the frequency of signal failures on the Tube during the rush-hour. There is a sort of wearying regularity about them.

I share the sentiments of this article about the lack of policy content from the candidates thus far. The only positive thing about the Tories, it seems, is their ability to keep the numerous global floods, earthquakes and bird-borne plagues off the front pages of parts of the media. In a way, the feat is quite incredible.

October 17, 2005
Monday
 
 
Identity theft in Britain
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The scale of identity theft in Britain as revealed in this story ought to be shocking, but it does not entirely surprise me. My other half used to work in the credit card industry and she has plenty of stories to tell about how careless people are in throwing out old credit card bills and other documents. The slack attitude many people adopt boggles the mind.

Of course, when our lovely government gives a grateful nation the new ID card, all be well and we will not have to worry about such stuff anymore. Er, oh, wait a minute...

October 12, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
A light goes out
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Arthur Seldon, one of the founders of the Institute for Economic Affairs (IEA), a think thank that has played a crucial role in the fightback against collectivism, has died. Even though he was heading towards his 90th year - he was born in 1916 - his death is still a sad shock to me. I met him several times, both at IEA receptions at the organisation's offices and at numerous conferences. He was a lovely man.

Every time I met him, Arthur always treated you with respect and kindness. He had the ability to make his arguments without implying that people who disagree have base motives, which is a sensible strategy. He regarded the prophets of Fabian socialism, who have wreaked so much havoc in this country, as well intentioned fools rather than knaves (with the possible exception of Beatrice and Sidney Webb, whom he loathed). Arthur was, to use an old fashioned word, a gentleman.

His contribution to the re-birth of liberal ideas (to use it in its proper sense) cannot be exaggerated. Many friends of mine, including such fellow bloggers as Brian Micklethwait, have been touched by Arthur's influence.

I shall raise a glass to a great classical liberal writer tonight. May he rest in peace.

October 10, 2005
Monday
 
 
Up in smoke
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

Compared to this disaster in Pakistan, that has killed tens of thousands of people, this story is pretty tiny in the big scheme of things, but by god, it still sucks:

A fire has destroyed the Bristol warehouse containing the theatrical props for the plasticine film characters Wallace and Gromit.
Fire at factory The news comes at the same time figures show their latest movie Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit, topped the American box office over the weekend.

The story does not contain any suggestion as to what caused the blaze, although on a BBC 6 pm news item I saw, it was suggested that arson might, just might, be a factor. If so then I hope the perpetrators suffer some very unpleasant outcome indeed.

We seem to be talking rather a lot about cool movies at the moment and jolly right too (as the film critic Barry Norman used to say). I intend to see this film in the company of some fellow Londoners as soon as possible.

October 06, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Justice versus legality – the case of Daniel Cuthbert
Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs
This is the un-edited version of an article sent in by Diana Quaver, which we published earlier in a reduced form. Diana has been closely following this story, which should be of great interest to the on-line community:

I have recently followed the trial of Daniel Cuthbert. This was the gentleman who was accused of "hacking" into the website of the Disasters and Emergency Committee. He was recently found "regretfully" found guilty under section 1 (a) of the Computer Misuse Act 1990. He never even lived in Whitechapel. This was the BBC story a few months ago:

Charge over tsunami 'hacking' bid

A man has been charged over an alleged attempt to hack into a website set up to raise funds after the Asian tsunami.

Daniel Cuthbert, 28, of Whitechapel, east London, has been charged with one offence under the Computer Misuse Act.

Scotland Yard said the charge followed an alleged unauthorised access of the Disasters and Emergency Committee site on New Year's Eve.

Mr Cuthbert is due to appear at Horseferry Magistrates' Court next Thursday.

The disaster fund has raised an estimated £250m to help victims of the tsunami.

Tens of thousands of people used its web pages to offer money to those caught in the Boxing Day tragedy.

Today, Daniel Cuthbert was found guilty.

Daniel Cuthbert saw the devastating images of the Tsunami disaster and decided to donate £30 via the website that was hastily set up to be able to process payments. He is a computer security consultant, regarded in his field as an expert and respected by colleagues and employers alike. He entered his full personal details (home address, number, name and full card details). He did not receive confirmation of payment or a reference and became concerned as he has had issues with fraud on his card on a previous occasion. He then did a couple of very basic penetration tests. If they resulted in the site being insecure as he suspected, he would have contacted the authorities, as he had nothing to gain from doing this for fun and keeping the fact to himself that he suspected the site to be a phishing site and all this money pledged was going to some South American somewhere in South America.

The first test he used was the (dot dot slash, 3 times) ../../../ sequence. The ../ command is called a Directory Traversal which allows you to move up the hierarchy of a file. The triple sequence amounts to a DTA (Directory Traversal Attack), allows you to move three times. It is not a complete attack as that would require a further command, it was merely a light “knock on the door”. The other test, which constituted an apostrophe( ‘ ) was also used. He was then satisfied that the site was safe as his received no error messages in response to his query, then went about his work duties. There were no warnings or dialogue boxes showing that he had accessed an unauthorised area.

20 days later he was arrested at his place of work and had his house searched. In the first part of his interview, he did not readily acknowledge his actions, but in the second half of the interview, he did. He was a little distraught and confused upon arrest, as anyone would be in that situation and did not ask for a solicitor, as he maintained he did nothing wrong. His tests were done in a 2 minute timeframe, then forgotten about.

He was prosecuted under the Computer Misuse Act 1990, which was signed in 1989 when perms were just going out of fashion and mobile phones were like bricks and cost £1000 and we were still using green type on a black background. The word “ Computer” was not even defined as they realised that this area was moving at light speed so they wanted to keep it open. Sadly, it has become open to willy-nilly interpretation and the magistrate decided there was intention to access data as stated in section 1(a), although I may be biased, it is an incorrect interpretation.

Cuthbert was prosecuted under the Computer Misuse Act 1990, and convicted under Section 1 (a) of this Act. The relevant section of the Act is:

Section (1) of the Act states:

(1) A person is guilty of an offence if –

a. he causes a computer to perform any function with intent to secure access to any program or data held in any computer;

b. the access he intends to secure is unauthorised; and

c. he knows at the time when he causes the computer to perform the function that that is the case.

As an expert, if he had true intent (as the judge deemed he did, which is an incorrect analysis) he would have been more than capable of "hacking" and gunning that door down with a digital version of a point-blank range AK47, but he did not. He maybe should not have done the tests that are beyond the knowledge of a regular user and a caution would have sufficed, there was no need for a trial and certainly not 10 months of waiting time. The policeman was smug as he got his browny points and the CPS prosecutor was what one can expect of a CPS prosecutor, patronising, pedantic and uninteresting but sadly successful.

The ../ sequence triggered of the alarm which was set up as "high" for this sort of “attack” at the donate.bt.com website that was set up by the DEC website. This alerted someone that there was something potentially suspicious, this was then passed up to someone who reported it to the police. They found their suspect through the IP address and were able to trace it to his laptop. Well, the Computer Crime Unit (known in the industry as "Muppets") were very happy they got their man.

Mr Cuthbert was convicted under S. 1 (a) of the Computer Misuse Act 1990. It will be almost impossible for him to work in IT, the security industry being totally based on trust and reputation, as they are all freelancers and rely on contacts. That simply is not right. Justice is not always synonymous with legality.

When someone tells you, "whatever you do, do not press the red button" and you are almost compelled, in just that way, I am feverishly tempted to type in the ../../../ sequence in the Ministry of Defence website, and see what happens. Maybe not.

October 06, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The state of British education
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Education • UK affairs

This may not be the most exciting story of the day, but it caught my eye as an example of how, despite its fine words, the present government has allowed our education system to crumble:

Britain will slide rapidly towards Third World status unless the Government reverses the "unsupportable" decline in maths, science, engineering and modern languages in the state sector, head teachers of leading independent schools warned yesterday.
Jonathan Shephard, the general secretary of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference, representing leading boys' and co-educational secondary schools, urged the Government to work more closely with the private sector.
"Despite improvements in state results, the decline in mathematics, engineering and modern languages is unsupportable and has to be reversed," he said. "Otherwise we are heading rapidly towards Third World status."
India and China were turning out tens of thousands of engineers, scientists and mathematicians but in Britain the number of first-year graduates studying chemistry had fallen from 4,000 in 1997 to 2,700 in 2005, he said.

Superficially, it may be a smart move to make it easier for parents to send their children to private schools. My only problem is that if the current Labour government were to embark on such a course, it would demand, as part of such a deal, greater control over what is left of the non-state education system. (That remains a key drawback of education vouchers). Do we really want the half-educated dolts and knaves running this government to get their hands on Eton, Harrow or Winchester?

Update: a commenter disputes whether British state schools are so lousy. Perhaps he should study this OECD report, which contains damning data on illiteracy in Britain. I should also remind readers of the terrific work being done by Professor James Tooley to debunk the shibboleths of statist thinking on education.

Update 2: Here is another link to a site about literacy issues in Britain and other countries. If you scroll down there are dozens of stories, from as recently as September 2005, expressing employers' concerns about the skills of the students they take on. A couple of commenters persist in claiming that our state education system is better than it has ever been. If so, why the company complaints? I presume that CEOs are not making this stuff up.

October 05, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Mr Richards of the 'Independent' and the limits of reason
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

Yesterday I went up to Blackpool for a couple of off-conference meetings.

In one of these meetings (a joint meeting - debate with John Redwood) Mr Richards of the 'Independent' newspaper spoke.

Mr Richards stated that everyone should forget about the EU because the Euro was not going to be introduced into Britain and the Constitution had been voted down.

Various people (such as a member of the European Parliament who was at the meeting) carefully explained to Mr Richards that EU was taking more power (in all area's of people's lives) all the time and that even the voted down Constitution was in fact being implemented a bit at a time (for example the EU Defence College is being set up even though its legal basis, the EU Constitution, was not enacted).

Mr Richards simply repeated what he had already said.

So more specific examples of the growth in the activities of the EU, all of which the European Court, committed as it is to "ever closer union", claims, possibly quite correctly, are allowed by the existing treaties. The growth in power is in all areas of life and is going on all the time, specific example after specific example were all explained to Mr Richards.

And Mr Richards simply repeated what he had already said, plus stating that it was "dangerous" not to vote for someone to be leader of the Conservative party on the grounds that they did not oppose the EU taking these powers unto itself. The Conservatives "would not win the election" if we thought like this (as if winning an election to what was becoming a powerless Parliament would interest anyone apart from the most corrupt).

The only other thing (on this area) that Mr Richards said was to mumble about the needs of "enlargement" of the EU - even though nothing that had been said to him, by anyone, had anything to do with the EU having more members than it used to.

What was depressing was not that (as some might think) that Mr Richards was a dishonest crony working for his master Mr Clarke (who sits on the board of the 'Independent'). No, I suspect Mr Richards honestly meant every word he said. It was a matter of his being unable to understand what was being said to him.

Now not everyone who spoke to Mr Richards was on top form or used the exact words they should have done (for example, I was not on good form at all) - but most people did well enough. However, it was clear that argument and evidence simply could not reach him.

Now Mr Richards is an intelligent and well educated man, and so if argument and evidence can not reach him, what about the rest of the population? And remember, Mr Richards was exposed to evidence and logical argument for quite some time at the meeting (most people are not exposed to such things, in matters of public affairs, for very long at all).

Reasoning (not just on the EU - on every matter) depends on evidence and logical argument (in some subjects, perhaps, just on logic).

If most people (even the intelligent and well educated) can not be reached by evidence and logic then libertarians (and other people who try and use reasoning in public affairs) are wasting their time.

Perhaps most people really are at the level of being little above dogs or cats - "I like him, he has got a big belly and a nice voice".

Few here have a deep faith in democracy so they may say "so what, we knew that anyway", but if most people really are at this mental level it undermines rather more than democracy.

October 05, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Samizdata quote of the day
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Slogans/quotations • UK affairs

Actually it was a much cheerier gathering than I expected: usually the Tories have a leader who embarrasses them, but this year they have no leader and everyone's full of beans.

- Eamonn Butler at the Conservative Party Conference

October 04, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Freedom of information – dca style
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

One of the things we quite often tell each other here at Samizdata is that if a new government department is created, then whatever it is of, so to speak, is now in much deeper trouble than before. Ministry of Defence. Ministry of Social Security. Department of Trade and Industry. Those all mean that defence, social security, trade, industry, are all going to be in permanently short supply and in a bad way from now on.

So it was with considerable sadness that, in Victoria Street this afternoon, I encountered this:

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Constitution look out. And be anxious also about justice, rights and democracy. Click on the above little snippet of the photo I took to get the bigger context. I do not know why exactly, but I particularly dislike the lower case letters for the acronym. How long has this particular acronym been in existence? Since June 12th 2003, apparently. I had never noticed it before. This dca resides in an office block of impeccable tedium called Selborne House, 54 Victoria Street, the boring side and towards the boring end, which is why I had not noticed it before.

As soon as I started snapping, and in fact after I had only taken the one rather blurry photo that I have here displayed, a security guard emerged to remonstrate with me. Do you have permission to take photographs? No, of course not, I said. You need permission, he said, to take photographs of this building. Is it illegal, I asked, to take photos of this building from the street? You need permission to take photographs of this building. Why? You need permission to take photographs of this building. Okay, got you the third time, but it seems very strange. You need permission to take photographs of this building. Yeah got you mate. I'm just telling you that you need permission to take photographs of this building. He was an African with a very African voice and an impressive physique, and frankly you do not want to get into complicated arguments with people who work for the government. One of my rules. So I did not press my case.

But I press it now. Is it actually illegal to take photographs of government buildings from the street? Probably, these days, it is, sort of, depending on which lawyer you talk to. But how, in the age of zoom lenses, do they propose to stop people doing this? And what will they do about photos like mine? Perhaps, if some aspect of the government sees this, we will have to take these pictures down. It is the vagueness and the intimidation of all this, as much as the rule itself, that I object to. There was a sense of lawlessnesss about the whole situation. I did not collide with the will of Parliament, just with some government diktat that went round Whitehall in about 1999.

Surely, before telling someone out in the street that they may not take photos, the security men should have known their legal rights and been able to assert them explicitly, instead of just repeating that you have to "get permission". If it was fear of terrorism, why could he not have said?

Something about all this makes me think that my suspicions about how little protection the people in this building will actually provide for such things as justice, rights and democracy are all too justified.

I mean, what kind of a building has a sign at the front saying what it is, which it obviously wants you to read and be impressed by, but then says you can't take photos of it? And in the case of this building, it seems particularly odd.

October 04, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Time for a new crusade
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

No, another one quite separate to the festivities in Iraq...

Chief Inspector of HM Prisons Anne Owers has declared that the national symbol of England, the Cross of St. George, is racist and must not be worn by prison guards in case it upsets Muslim prisoners.

And it seems Chris Doyle, director of the Council for the Advancement of Arab-British Understanding, agrees, saying that the Red Cross of St. George was "an insensitive reminder of the Crusades", adding: "...that it was now time for England to find a new flag and a patron saint who is not associated with our bloody past and one we can all identify with."

Who is "we"? Perhaps Chris Doyle and his Council for Dhimmitude should spend more time getting Arabs to understand the British rather than the other way around.

I wonder how this organisation would react to calls for Muslims to abandon the crescent moon, the green flag and all other overly Muslim symbols as being offensive to some English people who may associate them with slavery? I mean, if it is ok for Muslims to be offended by English people in England wearing English symbols that remind some people of a series of wars that ended in 1300, how can anyone mind if I object to Muslims in England wearing Muslim symbols that I choose to associate with Muslim atrocities against English people which ended practically yesterday... i.e. when Lord Exmouth destroyed Algiers in 1816?

Completely daft of course but if we accept the logic of the likes of Anne Owers and Chris Doyle, it seems inevitable. Are they sure they want to go down that path?

October 04, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Signs of a heathy disrespect for authority
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

I cannot tell you how happy this makes me:

Ms Spelman, who is shadow local government minister, said the public were increasingly taking their cue from Mr Paxman when dealing with politicians. She said the reception she received from the public while out canvassing in her West Midlands constituency was the most unfriendly she had ever experienced. The public had clearly lost trust in politicians and thought they were only "in it for themselves", she added.

No, really? I wonder what gave them that impression...

October 04, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Insulting the government can get you arrested
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Perhaps you think I am talking about Venezuela under the thuggish Chavez?

Nope. I am talking about Britain.

October 04, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Porcine idiocy in the West Midlands
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Mark Steyn observes that an ethnic group in the UK is making its presence felt in the most detailed of ways:

Alas, the United Kingdom's descent into dhimmitude is beyond parody. Dudley Metropolitan Borough Council (Tory-controlled) has now announced that, following a complaint by a Muslim employee, all work pictures and knick-knacks of novelty pigs and "pig-related items" will be banned. Among the verboten items is one employee's box of tissues, because it features a representation of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.

As Steyn goes on to write, what will certain Muslim groups demand next: that Her Majesty the Queen be forced to abdicate on the grounds that it is intolerable that a Head of State be both a woman and be bare-headed? Is there no concession, however silly, that the cringeing political classes are not willing to make?

I think it is fair to say that yes, we should not go out of our way to put about images that are designed - key qualification - to be offensive to Muslims, or indeed Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, or for that matter atheists, agnostics or whatever. But it surely is a hallmark of a robustly tolerant and orderly society that people should not fly into a rage over something like a picture of Piglet on the side of a council worker's coffee mug. If the Islamists cannot handle that, then what does it say about their own faith and moral fibre? I am an atheist and yet I don't demand that people remove expressions such as "For God's Sake" or "Heaven Help Us" from their vocabulary.

October 03, 2005
Monday
 
 
Joining the dots
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

This story by the BBC lays out how public sector jobs have outpaced those in the domestic private sector for some time, a statement that is hardly likely to surprise regular visitors to Samizdata.

The public sector is creating new jobs at a faster rate than private business, according to the latest official data. At the same time, UK productivity is now at its lowest level for 15 years, further figures from the Office for National Statistics showed.
Analysts have long argued that the government sector trails behind the wider economy in terms of productivity.
Overall productivity grew by 0.5% in the year to July, the lowest since 1990 and down from 2.5% a year earlier.

The ranks of the public sector expand and of course, the government is quite happy about this state of affairs, since people who work on the taxpayer's pound are unlikely to be keen on a drastic rollback of said state. Every additional worker adds to this ratchet effect.

As the public sector balloons, the cost frequently falls on those least able to bear it, such as this retired lady who went to gaol rather than pay a council tax bill that has risen far faster than inflation.

People like this lady probably voted for that nice, vaguely Tory-looking Mr Blair back in 1997 and who knows, gave him a second and third chance in the subsequent elections. But the question for the Tories, now gathering for their annual conference in Blackpool this week, is how to credibly halt and roll back the public sector juggernaut and thus make room for sweeping tax cuts. If they cannot do so, then frankly there is no point to them.

UPDATE: Noted libertarian author Sean Gabb gave an excellent talk in Westminster tonight. One of his central themes is that we will not be able to push back the onslaught on our traditional institutions until we understand the nature of what the "enemy" is. A key point is class. Class analysis is not and should not be a tool only of collectivists. The NuLab "project" can be thought in class terms, and the relentless expansion of public sector employment can be seen as a way of entrenching that class and its hold on society.

September 28, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Pondering Ulster
Perry de Havilland (London)  Irish affairs • UK affairs

In the last couple days I have written, and then deleted unpublished, several articles about the IRA's much ballyhooed decommissioning (or 'decommissioning', depending on what you believe to be the truth) of its weapons. In short, I am not sure what I think.

To try and make head or tail of what is going on, I have been hanging out at Slugger O'Toole.

And I still cannot figure out if it is cause to celebrate or just another ploy.

September 27, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
A little modern communication
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

I went out this afternoon to partake of coffee with a friend, and on my way to the coffee house, I stumbled upon a news story, and took some photos of it.

FFJ1.jpg

Who is that?, I asked. A Father 4 Justice. Oh, one of them.

Cheap, modern, democratised communications pervade this story, and may also influence the reporting of it. Note that the guy has a portable telephone, which would probably not have been the case a decade ago, and which must surely have influenced how the authorities set about dealing with him. I mean, if you were a copper, it might make a difference if the guy you were trying to arrest was supplying a running commentary of your every move to his pals. Who were recording everything he said, as they surely were.

Other photographers were already out in force by the time I got there.

The professionals were there in strength.

FFJ2.jpg

But, so were the amateurs, …

FFJ3.jpg

… me included, with my 10x zoom lens and automatic anti-shake focussing, in a camera that cost less than three hundred quid.

One of the features of modern government, or maybe that should be recent government, is that modern/recent government often likes simply to blot stories off the airwaves. I am not saying that they wanted to squash this one. But I am saying that if they had entertained any such censorious thoughts, although they might have got away with this ten years ago, now, they would have far less chance.

They would merely have handed the blogosphere a nice little scoop.

September 27, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
19th century legal values
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Tony Blair gave his annual Labour Party conference speech to the party faithful (and not-so-faithful) in Brighton this afternoon. He touched on a variety of issues but this series of quotes stands out and reminds us, as if we needed reminding, that this is one of the most illiberal governments since the Second World War:

We are trying to fight 21st century crime - ASB (anti-social behaviour) drug-dealing, binge-drinking, organised crime - with 19th century methods, as if we still lived in the time of Dickens. The whole of our system starts from the proposition that its duty is to protect the innocent from being wrongly convicted. Don't misunderstand me. That must be the duty of any criminal justice system. But surely our primary duty should be to allow law-abiding people to live in safety.
It means a complete change of thinking. It doesn't mean abandoning human rights. It means deciding whose come first.

The emphasis is unmistakeable, however much Blair tries to soften the authortarian message with assurances about defending the rights of accused persons. Under this government, the traditional checks and balances of the Common Law, already eroded by the previous Tory government, have decayed at an accelerating pace. The right to trial by jury, habeas corpus, double-jepoardy, admissability of previous conviction details... the list of protections that have been wiped out or been eroded gets longer and longer.

Blair, being the crafty sonafabitch he is, understands how easy it is to portray we defenders of civil liberties as "soft on crime", and so the point to stress must be to challenge the false choice he offers: be liberal or be safe.

Far from making us safer, playing fast and loose with the Common Law protections of the individual are having the opposite effect in the medium and long run. Weakening the right to self defence emboldens burglars. And dismantling traditional legal safeguards will undermine respect for the rule of law among the otherwise law-abiding, to no good effect. And yet when people are convicted of serious crimes like rape and burglary, the offenders often regain their liberty after a relatively brief period in jail, making no restitution to their victims.

Blair, and for that matter the Tories, have still not grasped the fact that it can and should be possible to crack down hard on crime while protecting our ancient liberties. Or is that too subtle for for our political classes to grasp? Is there some great nugget of wisdom in the Blair speech that I missed?

Those so inclined to read Blair's speech in full can go here.


September 24, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Go Private Now
Philip Chaston (London)  Health • UK affairs

Just as the NHS is the darling of the British people, it will come as no surprise that its failures are increasingly covered by the tabloids, who have found that the crisis in health provision is a concern to those who have to rely on the state through no fault of their own. High taxes and expensive private health care denies choice to the majority of the population.

One of the latest (and incredible) stories to emerge is a lack of mops in Victoria Infirmary in Glasgow:

PATIENTS spent two days in "grotty" wards - after a hospital ran out of mops.

Cleaners at the Victoria Infirmary in Glasgow were left stunned after bosses told them of the shortage. And it took two working days for the hospital to replace all the mops.

A source at the closure-threatened hospital said: "We knew things were bad here but this takes the biscuit. Cleaners went to work on Wednesday and were told there were no mops and nothing could be done about it

Only scenes such as these could be caused by a state monopoly of health:

After replacement mops arrived on Thursday, a source revealed that hospital staff celebrated.

The insider revealed: "People were dancing around the boxes, singing and chanting, 'We have mops.' " The source added: "No wonder our hospitals are riddled with MRSA superbugs and such like if they can't get something as simple as this right."

Only the NHS could ration health and mops!

September 22, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Stockholm syndrome?
Guy Herbert (London)  Slogans/quotations • Sui Generis • UK affairs
One cannot say, in general, that there should be more or less legislation: that is for governments to decide. If the present volume of legislation is causing problems at the various stages of the legislative process - and all our evidence confirms that this is so - the first requirement is not a reduction in that volume, but improvements in the process at those stages where it is under strain. The kitchen should be big enough and properly equipped to satisfy the legislative appetite.

- Making the Law, Hansard Society, 1993.

So much for separation of powers in the view of serious British parliamentarians.

September 21, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
"I am The Law"
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

We know that it took Ian Blair a day to find out that an innocent man was killed by his officers. We know that he foresees little difficulty in retraining ex-soldiers on short-term contracts to act as armed police officers, accelerating the trend towards paramilitary forces in British cities.

Sir Ian's suggestion that soldiers could be used as firearm officers is specially controversial after the shooting in London in July of Jean Charles de Menezes, the Brazilian electrician mistaken for a suicide bomber the day after the failed July 21 attacks.

A Scotland Yard spokesman later said that retiring servicemen were just one group with pre-existing skills that could be hired on short-term contracts to allow police officers to focus on core policing activities. "It is absolutely not about hiring in soldiers for use on London’s streets," the spokesman said.

We also know that, infected by memes of 'command and control', he wishes to shortcircuit archaic constitutional liberties that protect the individual, reduce the accountability of the police and give them additional quasi-judicial powers:

Radical proposals for a new breed of supercop with on-the-spot powers to confiscate driving licences and issue Anti-Social Behaviour Orders have been put forward by Britain's top policeman.

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair, whose proposals were backed by the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo), admitted allowing officers to impose instant punishments could blur the line between police and magistrates.....

Director of civil rights group Liberty, Shami Chakrabarti, accused the Commissioner of behaving like Judge Dredd, the post-apocalyptic policeman-come-executioner in British comic 2000AD, whose catchphrase is "I am the law".

Ian Blair stated that he thought of resigning (as if it were a particularly hard day at the office?) :

However, he told Mr Sakur he did not come "very close at all" to quitting. "Because the big job is to defend this country against terrorism and that's what I'm here to do." He added it would not have been right for the force, "the country or the city of London" for him to resign.

Yes it would.

September 21, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
No pussyfooting around please
Perry de Havilland (London)  Middle East & Islamic • Military affairs • UK affairs

If the Iraqi local administration in Basra was, as claimed, about to hand over a pair of captured SAS under-cover soldiers that were in their custody to a hostile militia, then it seems that the escalation of tension and violence in Basra should be escalated further... by the British army.

Lesson One of occupying a country has to be to let any local administration know that it is the occupying army that is ultimately in control. The logic is clear: if we are there until Iraq (or whatever comes after the break-up of a unitary Iraq) has been sufficiently stabilised, then we must expect the army to use force to stabilise things, and that is a euphemism for being willing to kill people who oppose that process or interfere with military operations. If the local administration has indeed been infiltrated by enemies with antithetical aims who are cooperating with the enemy, then politics is probably not the answer at this juncture, force is. Unmake the local administration and replace it with another one at bayonet point. Show people in Iraq that some options are simply not on the menu. This is not a normal functioning civil society and should not be treated as one, any more than post-war West Germany was until acceptable institutions were in place to allow it to function as a viable post-totalitarian nation.

If Britain's government ever wants to extract its forces at some point in the future without leaving behind something almost as bad as what was there before, it needs to be ruthless and none too squeamish. If this is a revelation to the UK government, I cannot imagine what it was thinking when this whole process started. When the decision to use force is made, use it effectively and resolutely, giving the Army the resources and support it needs to prevail... or if Tony Blair is not willing to do that, he had no business using force in the first place. What else was he expecting?

September 21, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Britain's film industry on the skids?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

The BBC is reporting that the British film industry - however defined - cut its total payroll by about 20 percent in 2004, caused in part by uncertainties over the future tax treatment of said industry. It is a familiar tale.

British governments, especially the current Labour one, liked to attract the plaudits of the film-buff classes by promising to shower grants and tax breaks on the film business, but the returns on all this activity have been mixed at best. I am not sure whether tax is the prime reason for choosing to avoid Britain or not. Surely the availability of top talent, on both sides of the camera; good locations, ease of access and relatively decent labour market conditions also play a big part in all this. The latter point gets overlooked, particularly given the still-severe armlock on the industry by the acting union Equity, which operates a closed shop system on the industry.

Another thing - far too many British films try to go for the "quirky" or period-piece route and I suspect that the industry is now saddled with a fairly set image. Brits continue to ply their trade around the world - some of the best movie directors, special effects artists and so forth are Brits - so maybe some concerns are misplaced. Film-making is a global industry anyway and I would not be at all surprised if a lot of work is getting outsourced to cheaper locales like India.

I do not believe the government should dangle even bigger tax breaks under the noses of our would-be Spielbergs or Ridley Scotts to get them to make movies here. Cutting taxes overall and keeping labour costs free of regulatory red tape would be a better long-term bet. The film industry is a nice thing to have but it does not deserve and should not get, special treatment from the State.

September 18, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Cuddly Ken is not a joke
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Charles Moore on the lamentable Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone:

This man is the Mayor of our greatest city. He condemns the bombing of that city (because it was an attack on "working-class Londoners", not on "the mighty and the powerful"). But he is friends with our enemies. New York had Mayor Giuliani at its darkest moment. We have Mayor Livingstone. We are in trouble.
We are. The time has long gone when Livingstone and all that he represents could be dismissed as fringe Moonbattery. But he remains in power because he is such a cheeky chappy. Well, I am not laughing.

Thanks to regular commenter Julian Taylor for pointing out the Moore article. Read it all.

September 16, 2005
Friday
 
 
The law that no government can repeal
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

And that would be the law of unintended consequences.

The urge to alleviate the woes of the world can cause people to do great things. However when that urge is coupled to the power of a state, it is a dangerous mixture which can have the opposite effect to the one intended.

The think-tank Civitas has made no friends in Whitehall with its latest release titled Blair government causes child poverty and the UK Treasury is clearly incandescent at the suggestion that big government is actually the problem rarther than the solution.

But then the truth often hurts.

September 13, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The Tory Party from a parallel universe
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Tory party has been an ideology-free zone for quite some time now, defying any but the more internally focused Tory activist to really have any notion of what the Tory Party truly stands for. Not that the Labour Party actually wears its ideological heart on its sleeve any more, but at least the Labour Party clearly still believes in the Labour Party. The Tories on the other hand, well...

There is a very strange article by Peter Osborne in The Spectator in which he marvels that Tories cannot see that Ken Clarke is the solution to their woes, by which presumably he means that what the Tories need is a leader who wants to give more power to European Union institutions and run the economy pretty much as Tony Blair has. He also marvels at the 'lurch to the right' that the Tory Party has taken. Yeah, that had me rather puzzled too. In short, Osborne seems to think that rather that search for ideological purity (!), the Tory Party need to just throw their lot in with Ken Clarke's favour of regulatory statism.

So I guess I must have missed the Tory Party advocating scrapping the NHS and coming up with a non-rationing based healthcare system. I must have miossed the plans to end inheritance tax completely, the bold decision to scrap entire government departments and reduce the state take by 15% in the first term...

If the Tories had quixotically adopted meaningful 'right wing' (whatever that actually means) policies, that would indicate the Tory Party actually believed in something. Yet even flirting with a moderate and rather inconsequential idea like the flat tax apparently makes you 'right wing' in Osborn's universe. I guess departing materially from the post-Thatcher Labour world view seen as weird extremism, which of course means only the CINOs like that clapped out old milker Ken Clarke actually seem 'sensible' to someone for whom politics only ever means arguing over the rate at which the state should grow.

But the Tory party as a whole have not seriously even had that discussion and unless David Davis actually gets into the hotseat, it probably never will. I think Peter Osborn must have had a Tory Party from some alternate reality in mind...

September 12, 2005
Monday
 
 
An absurd ban
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

For all that I am sometimes bemused about the views of the assorted rock stars, media wannabes and other folk gathered around Sir Bob Geldof's "Make Poverty History" campaign, I was a bit taken aback at this story. A UK regulatory body has banned the group from making any television or radio advertising on the grounds that it is a political group.

It would surely take the wisdom of Solomon to figure out the fine boundaries defining what is and what is not a "political" organisation. So many charities nowadays seem to stray into territory that one might construe as political. Many think tanks, which describe themselves as education or research institutes for the purpose of getting charitable tax status, are often highly political, if not in the simple party sense.

In my view, if a charity is deemed unfit to broadcast its views on the telly, it should be banned, full stop. For example, a radical Islamist or neo-Nazi group claiming to be a charity which is banned from spreading its message should also be banned as such (although some libertarians might argue that even such groups should be tolerated unless their members advocate violent acts with a reasonable chance of carrying them out).

The state has no business trying to define the boundaries of what is and what is not a charity. Ultimately, of course, the way to cut through the problem might be to end the tax breaks that charitable status brings and cut taxes across the board so that the designation of "charitable status" no longer is something decided by the Great and the Good but left up to we mortals to decide for ourselves.

September 11, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Getting things in proportion II
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

I am not the only one calling for a sense of proportion. The Security Minister for Northern Ireland, Sean Woodward, told Radio 4's Broadcasting House this morning that despite these disorders most people in Northern Ireland were able to go about their normal lives without disturbance yesterday, and we should not get these things out of proportion.

While I am inclined to agree this is not Armageddon, I would suggest that the Government's sense of proportion is a touch selective. Had riots with firearms, incendiaries, and home-made grenades broken out in Blackburn at some march by a Moslem sect, would we expect such a calming response? Not on your nelly.

We might have woken up to martial law imposed on Lancashire and Yorkshire. At the very least Charles Clarke would be appearing on all channels advocating internment, massively increased police powers and speeding-up the Home Office's beloved ID card scheme. There would certainly be nothing else on the news.

Is it that 40 miles of water makes the difference? Is it colour or nominal religion? Or does the security establishment (despite being in a scrap with them on this occasion), still think of Unionist extremists as being somehow on 'our' side.

September 02, 2005
Friday
 
 
Double taxation
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

This fascinating factoid courtesy of The Times's Gabriel Rozenberg:

Tolley's Yellow Tax Handbook is the standard professional reference on UK direct taxation. Its format has changed little for many years.

1996-1997 edition: 4,555 pages.

2005-2006 edition: 9,050 pages.

As Rozenberg points out, for income tax law to get to the size that a summary filled 4,555 pages took nearly 200 years. Boy, has the present government been busy.

Close observers of the Treasury will know that this has happened at the same time as the Inland Revenue has been piloting a glorious project that could only happen in Whitehall, the Comprehensive Tax Law rewrite. This, the first part of which is about to be enacted, is allegedly designed--this is not a joke--to simplify UK tax law without changing it.

It does serve to emphasise something that is often neglected, even by our friends at the ASI, who calculate Tax Freedom Day on the basis of the tax take. Tax burden, the cost of tax to the payer, is always greater than the actual tax he has to pay. The difference, the compliance cost, is hard to measure. But it is utterly invisible to the Civil Service, to most politicians, and most employees. To them it is someone else's problem, if they notice at all.

But when bureaucratic treacle is poured into society's gearboxes, everyone suffers indirectly. Compliance costs are still costs. Leaving aside the moral case against tax, they produce all the baneful economic effects of higher taxation (a split economy, advantages for tax-planners and those who can afford them, disincentive to work or invest, regulatory distortions), without putting more money into the public purse.

It is not just complication. Many of the more recent reforms (and this started under the Tories) move administrative and collection responsibilities from the government to the taxpayer or his employer, so Tolley's doubling may well be an underestimate of the increase in compliance costs. Taxation has risen fast in Britain. But tax burden has risen, and continues to rise much faster.

August 26, 2005
Friday
 
 
Ponder the psychopathology of this...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

There is an article in The Spectator which perfectly sums up the expression "The state is not your friend" that described the nightmarish encounter someone had with the officious little shits that are employed to police our borders and protect us from middle class Australian women.

It should be only under the most extraordinary circumstances in which an agent of the state should be able to legally refuse to give you their name and thereby avoid personal responsibility for their actions. Read the article and then ponder the thesis that the reason many people take jobs in places like the Immigration service is to satisfy a psychological need to exert arbitrary power over others. This is your tax money at work.

August 25, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The UN is a dependable moral compass
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

If the UN says something should or should not be done, it is a safe bet that doing the opposite is most likely the correct course of action. Thus when the UN says Britain must not expel Muslim clerics who incite terrorism, clearly this is indeed the best policy.

It does not matter if a compass always points south, as long as you know that you can use it to find your way just as effectively as with one which always points north.

August 24, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
There is no CCTV footage... then again, here is the CCTV footage
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

So the CCTV camera tapes which would have shown the facts pertaining to tragic shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes were blank. Right. But the IPCC says they have the vital CCTV footage. Ooookay, that is sorted then.

What the hell is going on?

August 23, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
A 'win' for the bad guys
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

A truly vile act by animal 'rights' thugs has had the effect they wanted: a farm will stop breeding guinea pigs for research experiments in the hope that the corpse of the owner's grandmother, dug up and stolen by these 'heroes', will now be returned to her grave. In their considerable history of despicable behaviour, this was a new low.

I hope the state does its job and tracks down those responsible (I have my doubts) but there are some insults so dire that were I in the position of the Hall family, I would feel justified doing quite literally anything to find those responsible. I for one would not be prepared to share a planet with them. These animal rights thugs have shown that the courts are not the only way to compel people to do things against their will and courts are also not the only way to get justice. A truly dreadful affair and a reminder of the contempt with which these 'activists' should be treated.

August 22, 2005
Monday
 
 
On the Offensive
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

The Muslim Council of Britain has demanded a public apology from the BBC over the broadcasting of a Panorama programme last night which they have castigated as a "travesty". A quick glance at their statement throws light upon their concerns, namely, that the programme aims to undermine the Islamic faith by presenting imams as extremists and that it is designed to "sabotage" the political participation of Muslims in the British mainstream. The most telling quote is,

It seems that to qualify as so-called ‘moderates’ Muslims are required to remain silent about Israeli crimes in Palestine, otherwise they are automatically labelled as ‘extremists’.

The refutation of the MCB's position is clear. In a society which values free debate, the Muslim Council of Britain should engage with the issues raised. Instead, they have imported the arguments prevalent in the Middle East, which damns all criticism as a Zionist conspiracy designed to undermine Islam. Muslims do not have to remain quiet about Israeli actions that they perceive as criminal. The problem lies with those who justify terror and the deaths of innocents by referring to Israeli actions and tarring every Jew and Israeli Arab with 'collective guilt'.

This rhetoric is not new, but the platform that Muslim political institutions are gaining in the mainstream media provides a testament to the paradox that they are increasingly confident and increasingly defensive. The popular demonstrations of the anti-war movement and the dividends reaped from the flanking alliance that Muslim organisations arranged with the hard left has gained the political wing of Islam legislative promises such as the outlawing of statements that are deemed offensive. By rubbishing the Panorama programme, the Muslim Council of Britain wishes to build upon these achievements by narrowing the public discussion of Islam in the mainstream media and excising a 'critical school' that does not accept their arguments or values.

The terrorist attacks of July 7th have proved to be an opportunity for Muslim organisations regarded as 'mainstream'. Their spokesmen have been co-opted into government programmes providing channels of communication and extra sources of patronage. However, the terrorist attacks have also raised the profile of these spokesmen. Buoyed by the popularity of the anti-war movement, they have overestimated the depth of support for their views in Middle Britain, confusing the liberals who marched against the Iraqi war with the hard left. That is why we hear the overconfidence of Muslim anti-Zionists in our midst and a growing realisation in certain parts of the Labour Party that members of the Muslim Council of Britain hold illiberal views.

August 22, 2005
Monday
 
 
It is such a good thing that we can trust the police...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

We were told that the CCTV footage of the fatal incident was not available because the media from the cameras had been removed before the shooting so that detectives could examine them for clues relating to the failed 21/7 bombings.

Not so. The tapes were 'blank'.

According to the print edition of tonight's Evening Standard:

Senior Tube sources have told the Evening Standard that three CCTV cameras trained on the platform at Stockwell station were in full working order. The source spoke out after it emerged that police had returned the tapes taken from the cameras saying" "These are no good to us. They are blank."

A station log book has no reported faults concerning the CCTV cameras which would have been expected to record the crucial moments as Mr. de Menezes approach the train on 22 July.

Ok, so the cameras were working but the tapes are...blank. Of course just because everything else the authorities have said (the victim ran from the police, he was wearing an unseasonable padded jacket, he jumped the ticket barriers, he was not restrained when he was shot dead) has been a lie, we should not jump to the conclusion that the videos from these fully functional cameras were blank because some member of The Plod put them in a machine and pressed 'ERASE', right? I mean, without any evidence that would be jumping to conclusions, right?

August 20, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Flat tax? Nothing to see here, move along...
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

While I am inclined to think that flat taxes are not as easy in practice as they are cracked up to be, and I would in any case prefer to scrap personal income tax altogether, a radically simplified tax system would benefit everyone but tax-collectors and accountants. (Even the holy skoolznospitles, and the policemen doing £80,000 of overtime a year, would approve of more net revenue from the same tax burden.)

However, Revenue officials in Britain are trying to censor even the discussion of flat tax:

According to yesterday's account in the Daily Telegraph

The original version of secret work by officials posted on the Treasury website - after freedom of information request - pooh-poohed the claims of flat tax advocates as "misleading".

But large parts of the work had been removed. The complete version reveals that most, but not all, of the elements which were blacked out present compelling arguments in favour of the flat tax.

Some 'freedom of information'!

The Telegraph concluded that since such political excisions must have been at the orders of the Chancellor, Gordon Brown MP, but today this is officially denied in a letter from the permanent civil servant who heads HM Treasury:

The Chancellor had never seen any version of the released documents and no minister had any involvement in the decisions regarding their release. To suggest otherwise is completely false.

Should we conclude that the elected Government is being kept in the dark about its policy options too?

Next time someone tells me that Tony Blair does not run the country, Gordon Brown does, I reserve the right to be skeptical. Government by officials, for officials, subject to no law but Parkinson's, is nearer the mark.

August 19, 2005
Friday
 
 
What the Tory Party needs...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

...is Kenneth Clarke to defy the odds and end up the head honcho of the Conservative Party. Why? Because appointing a Europhile statist would be the absolute best way to split the party so irretrievably that it writes the party off once and for all.

Then maybe we can work on getting a proper opposition party that actually has a coherent ideological position, well, at least as coherent as a main stream party can even be. Hell, it can even call itself the 'Conservative Party' for all I care.

August 18, 2005
Thursday
 
 
A crisis for the British Establishment's credibility
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Please explain to me why there is even any question regarding the facts surrounding the death of Jean Charles de Menezes? I would be amazed if almost every inch of his final journey was not caught on the omnipresent CCTV cameras that disfigure London's streets. Was anything we were told born out by the evidence? It should be quite easy to check.

Clearly the Metropolitan Police is in the midst of a massive crisis in which the most fundamental question needs to be asked: "Can the police be trusted not to recklessly slaughter people who are just going about their lawful business?"

Only complete transparency over the process and the facts leading up to the shooting can even begin repair the damage to Metropolitan Police credibility. As things stand, a rational observer would have to conclude the Metropolitan Police is run by incompetents and liars. Was being in charge of the 'Diversity Directorate' the proper background for Cressida Dick to be put in charge of such work?

And then when John Wadham, the chairman of the Independent Police Complaints Commission says "The Metropolitan Police Service initially resisted us taking on the investigation, but we overcame that", but Sir Ian Blair, the head of the Metropolitan Police replies that is untrue, well someone is lying then. Is it the head of the Met or the Head of the IPCC? At this point the credibility of the British Establishment is approaching the credibility levels of a ZANU-PF press release.

Release all CCTV footage showing the fatal journey of Jean Charles de Menezes as clearly the words of the police as to what happened are now worthless. If this is not done, one could be forgiven for thinking the reason the state so loves CCTV is only to detect crimes which are not committed by agents of the state. One law for them and another for us?

Release the footage because the 'official line' is now as credible as a Comical Ali war report from Iraq.

August 17, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Utterly beyond belief
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Whilst I always took the view (and still do) that summarily shooting dead someone who was reasonably thought to be a suicide bomber is an appropriate policy, even though it turned out to be a tragic mistake.

However the operative phrase is "was reasonably thought to be..."

The more facts that come out about the death of Jean Charles de Menezes, the harder it is to see how these policemen came to that dire decision. He ran from the police, we were told. He was wearing an unseasonable padded coat, we were told. He jumped the ticket barrier and ran onto the train, we were told. He was not restrained and so still posed a threat when he was shot dead, we were told. Well, given the context, like so many others I thought that although this was a terrible error, the guy clearly contributed to his own death by his behaviour.

And now it appears that all of it was just a pack of complete lies. He did not run, he did not jump the barrier (he used his tube pass!), he did not have on a padded coat and he was completely restrained when he was shot dead.

There had damn well better be a very heavy accounting for this with a lot of abruptly and dishonourably ended careers and jail sentences. For a start, just a start, the head of the Metropolitan Police should be out of a job by this time tomorrow.

August 08, 2005
Monday
 
 
A British-Muslim "Insurgency"?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

The Independent (or 'Al-Independent' as some of us like to call that bastion of Islamo-fascist apologists) has an article predicting nothing less than a full blown domestic Islamic insurgency in Britain.

Whilst clearly we have a problem, I really do not buy The Independent's scenario as presented, implying that the 100,000 or so "totally militarised" Muslims in Britain from various hotspots are just raring and ready to make large parts of the country into no-go areas. However I guess we will know who is correct soon enough.

August 08, 2005
Monday
 
 
No ID? NoIDea
Perry de Havilland (London)  Activism • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Hate the idea of ID cards? Do not keep your views to yourself.

August 07, 2005
Sunday
 
 
EU says low cut dresses are unhealthy
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Via Dave Barry, I found my way to this story, which seems to have escaped the attention so far of such dedicated Euroblogs as this one:

THE EU has declared a crackpot war on busty barmaids — by trying to ban them from wearing low-cut tops.

Po-faced penpushers have deemed it a HEALTH HAZARD for bar girls to show too much cleavage.

And in a daft directive that will have drinkers choking on their pints, Brussels bureaucrats have ordered a cover-up.

They say barmaids run a skin cancer risk if they expose themselves to the sun when they go outside to collect glasses.

A good way – not the only way but a good way – to understand the atmosphere of politics in any particular year in these times of ours is to ask: how old is the Baby Boom?

The Baby Boom is now nearly sixty. The men are at the pub, and the women are shrieking jealously that those strumpets behind the bar should stop flaunting themselves. But because in their youth these same now-jealous frumps scorned such puritanical opinions – and indeed did their share of breast baring themselves, at pop festivals and the like – they have to find a new way to say this boring old stuff. So, rather than talking the language of morals and of traditional decency, like grannies used to, they reach instead for health, the great modern excuse for ancient animosities and prohibitions.

It is partly to feelings like this that the EUroprats, of all ages and both genders, are now appealing. And partly, of course, they just want to boss people around for the sheer sake of it.

August 07, 2005
Sunday
 
 
The Day After Tomorrow
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

One commentator this week suggested that Mr Blair's administration is taking its anti-terrorism policy from Samizdata. I don't think so. A copy of The Times for March 3rd 2009 has fallen into my hands:

Terror site closed down: Police hold 17

By Daniel Tendler, Stewart O'Neill and Sean McGrory

EVERY member of an international extremist group based in Britain was under arrest last night after an extraordinary day of police operations stretching from one of the smartest parts of West London to the United States and Australia. Charges are expected to be brought soon under the Incitement to Terrorism Act 2006, though police have up to three months to question suspects. The FBI is interviewing more suspects and has raided the group's internet provider.

While police are jubilant following a series of successful armed raids across London, and have seized large amounts of terrorist property including a number of computers, they and their colleagues are still hunting for associates of the "sinister and heavily-armed" group. The organisation, known as "Samizdata", runs a website showing members receiving weapons training abroad and frequently carries approving statements about armed resistence to the state--even its logo shows an automatic weapon menacingly supported on radical textbooks. The website has been shut down and all visitors for the past 2 years will be questioned, say Special Branch.

Home Office sources indicate that after they are prosecuted for indirect incitement, the three foreign masterminds will be deported whether or not they are imprisoned first. They are an American man whose dual British nationality has already been stripped, an Irish American man, and a Croat woman. Exclusion Orders have been placed on a Frenchman, another American and an Australian, but most of those in custody are British, and have been involved in inciting others to threaten the state for several years, the same sources revealed. They are apparently well-funded. In addition to computers, property "worth millions" in Chelsea and in Earl's Court has been sequestered under the Proceeds of Crime Act 2002.

The backgrounds of the plotters are seemingly middle class, and some of them have been operating apparently blameless lives in the City and other professions, while others are associated with radical oppositionist movements and anti-social behaviour for many years. Some of them are Conservative Party members, and the Leader of the Opposition has been called into urgent talks with Number 10. Police are warning the public to keep their eyes open and report friends or neighbours who may have links with this group. People who have inappropriate literature at home, or do not carry official identification or who have failed to register for Neighbourhood Watch are particularly to be regarded as suspicious say Home Office guidelines. A list of relevant publications (those banned by Orders under Part II of the Incitement to Terrorism Act 2006) is available on the Metropolitan Police website, and anyone owning or distributing these should be reported at once. Withholding such information is a criminal offence under the Terrorism Act 2000.

Tony Blair speaking last night said, "Extremist groups like this are a threat to our whole way of life in Europe. They want to turn the clock back to the 19th Century, when there was no welfare state, no social security, no cc-tv, drunkenness and drug-taking was permitted, and British people couldn't even have Identity Cards. In those days, we had no idea who was in the country or what damage they were doing to themselves by selfish behaviour."
"My Government will not hesitate to pass the further laws that are necessary to stamp out this menace for ever. We need to strike a balance between human rights and the future security of our society. It is up to all of us to be vigilant. If we are, they shall not succeed."

August 05, 2005
Friday
 
 
The beast is wounded but not dead yet
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

The government's plans to impose ID cards on British people get wobblier by the day and at last they seem to realise that there is no point in pretending otherwise. Nevertheless, it is important for everyone to remember who cast their votes in Parliament and thereby allowed us to get this close to a civil liberties calamity in the first place. We are by no means in the clear yet but it does seem that things are going our way to some extent and so it is important to kick and stamp on this beast hard whilst it is down.

If we are to avoid this issue coming back to haunt us again and again, we need to make sure that forgiveness is left for the afterlife and use the voting record to MPs who voted in favour at any time to question their fundamental morality and trustworthiness, regardless of party. It is essential not just now but in the foreseeable future to make this issue as fraught and unpleasant as possible for all concerned. If we can make 'the ID cards issue' synonymous with political calamity, politicos might just avoid the issue in favour of lower hanging fruit.

August 02, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Racial profiling muddies the waters... as usual
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Home Office minister Hazel Blears has met with certain Muslim leaders and some rather 'interesting' things have emerged. In order to assuage Muslim fears, she has said that racial profiling will not be used and all stop-and-searches will 'intelligence led'.

So a nervous looking Asian man with a backpack who is wandering around on the London Underground will not be examined more closely because there might be no special intelligence? Hopefully that is not what Ms. Blears means, though I am not really sure what she does mean.

Now on one level, racial profiling can actually be dangerous if that criterion is over-emphasised: Muslims are not a race and although somewhat unlikely, a blonde haired blue eyed Muslim convert could indeed be a potential suicide bomber. Yet the reality is that the vast majority of Muslims in Britain are non-white and logic therefore indicates that in order to maximise the effectiveness of scarce resources, a degree of racial profiling in entirely appropriate. In fact, contrary to the Home Office Ministers claims, Ian Johnston of the British Transport Police has made no bones about the fact his officers intend to make race one of the criterion they use when picking people to examine closer, noting: "We should not bottle out over this. We should not waste time searching old white ladies". Very sensible.

A news segment on television this evening (I think it was SkyOne but I am not sure) even spoke with an Asian man on the London Underground with a backpack who was not unsympathetic to the fact he likely to be searched given the prevailing circumstances. Perhaps that is not so surprising as he is just as much at risk as anyone else if a bomb goes off on his train. Yet I cannot help wondering of this government really grasps the gravity of the situation and how attitude really need to change.

Another interesting and all too expected thing to come out if this meeting with Muslim leaders in Britain is their annoyance that the government will not discuss foreign policy and Iraq. This seems to answer the question I asked earlier if there are any really moderate Muslim 'leaders' in Britain. The fact they cannot see how the terrorist acts London, far from making it necessary for the government to discuss foreign policy with the leaders of the very community from which the terrorist have sprung, it make its impossible for them to do so or the terrorist attacks will have succeeded in the most clear cut way possible, inviting only more of the same any time the UK decides to do something that displeases some community.

Rather encouragingly, on the same news programme there was a Muslim 'activist' whose name I wish I had caught (was anyone else watching SkyNews?) who said it was a waste of time for Hazel Blears to talk to a bunch of largely foreign born religious leaders in Britain whose mosques had done exactly nothing to combat the extremist memes since July 7th. Judging from his remarks, it is well past time that British Muslims take a hard look at who their purported leaders are and decide if these are the people they really want speaking in their name.

August 01, 2005
Monday
 
 
The shrinking Senior Service
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Military affairs • UK affairs

The oldest "mini-aircraft carrier" used by Britain's Royal Navy, HMS Invincible, is being retired from service. The vessel, from which Sea Harrier jets can operate - as well as helicopters - is more than 20 years old and was used in the Falklands War, among other theatres of operation.

As I said a while back, I have no ideological issue one way or the other about the exact composition of our armed forces, which must change with the times and respond to different threats to this country. Coming from a bit of a navy family myself and being an enthusiast over our island's naval history, I am nevertheless the first to realise that sentiment must not trump hard calculation when it comes to manning our defences. But it bothers me that our navy has been reduced to a level that makes independent military action by this country a logistical impossibility. It is probably quite unlikely that we could mount a Falklands-style operation on our own again. The present government wants, so it is reported, to build two new massive carriers but as is usually the case in these matters, the likely date of construction seems to stretch into the horizon, rather like the prospect of England beating Australia at cricket.

In an age when we fret about islamofascist psychos letting off bombs on the Tube, it may be tempting to think that the Senior Service's role is little more than to patrol the coasts and put on commemorations about the Battle of Trafalgar. How complacent that would be. Given that we are an island nation, still reliant on shipping for a huge amount of our economic and physical wellbeing, such an attitude is fraught with danger. We could run the risk of cutting the fleet so hard that we lose the inner core of skilled men and women needed for the service.

With the exception of anarcho-capitalists, even the most hardcore classical liberal realises that defence is a baseline requirement for a proper state. And for an island nation like Britain with a long coastline, that means having a workable navy.

July 30, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Please note: the Provisional IRA still exists
Perry de Havilland (London)  Irish affairs • UK affairs

Forgive me if I am not breaking out the champagne just yet at the announcement that the ethnic collectivists of the IRA have declared their 'armed campaign is over'. Of course the fact their 'decommissioning' of arms will take place in private, in marked contrast to the indecent haste with which the UK government has started very publicly ripping down its fortifications, just conforms my view that Blair is a credulous fool.

Contrary to the woolly impression some of the media's dafter talking heads are giving (I really must stop watching early morning TV, bad for the blood pressure), the IRA is not disbanding and unless I see large piles of semtex being burned in front of Stormont, I very much doubt anything more than a token number of already unserviceable weapons and expired explosives will be put beyond their reach as an organisation.

I may not be a huge fan of the ethnic collectivists of the DUP either, but they are the ones who seem to me to be exhibiting the most appropriate amount of continuing distain for Sinn Fein/IRA and so are offering only highly contingent acknowledgement of this latest 'breakthrough'.

My guess is there is a lot less to this that meets the eye. Like the song says: "Don't believe the hype."

July 29, 2005
Friday
 
 
Well done!
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Police have now arrested all four of the would-be suicide bombers who attempted a second round of terrorist mass murders in London on the 21st July. This is splendid news. Kudos also to Italian police who picked up one of the targets in Rome.

July 29, 2005
Friday
 
 
Mother Nature wreaks havoc again
David Carr (London)  Humour • UK affairs

A powerful tornado has swept through the city of Birmingham in the West Midlands.

The twister struck earlier today, cutting a swathe of devastation through the districts of Kings Heath, Moseley, Quinton, Balsall Heath and Sparkbrook.

Mercifully, there are no reports of any fatalities but initial estimates put the cost of the damage as high as £7.50.

July 25, 2005
Monday
 
 
The Tory Taliban strikes
Alex Singleton (London)  UK affairs

A group of Conservative MPs have launched an astonishing attack on liberal values. Their new publication is skeptical of free trade, making them less free market than the current Labour leadership. The front-man of this Tory Taliban grouping, Edward Leigh MP, has previously courted controversy by saying that he wears his anti-gay stance "as a badge of honour".

Tory MP Alan Duncan recently wrote that:

"Our achilles heel, though, has been our social attitude. Censorious judgmentalism from the moralising wing, which treats half our own countrymen as enemies, must be rooted out. We should take JS Mill as our lodestar, and allow people to live as they choose until they actually harm someone. If the Tory Taliban can't get that, they'll condemn us all to oblivion."

Yet a tidlewave of social conservatism is currently bombarding Conservative MPs. The main proponents are the Centre for Social Fascism Justice and Conservative Home, a website run by an associate of the Centre, Tim Montgomerie. The risk for the Tories is that if they go fascist authoritarian, the more moderate Tories will defect to Liberal Democrats, where some quite prominent members of the party are openly talking about moving to a more economically liberal position.

Indeed, the Liberals advocated the abolition of the "corporatist" Department of Trade and Industry in the run up to the last general election. The party's Trade and Industry spokesman Malcolm Bruce said: "Abolishing the DTI and transferring its useful functions to other departments will be the biggest single act of deregulation in history." The Tories opposed the move.

The Lib Dems, if they want to kick the Tories into third place, should be praying that the Tory Taliban is successful.

July 24, 2005
Sunday
 
 
The right policy, the wrong person
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

To run from armed police who are shouting at you (rather than shooting at you) at any time is an extremely bad idea... to do so at a time like this in London is utter madness.

Anyone running from armed cops who have challenged them first in London today should expect to get shot dead given the clear and present danger we are in... but that does not makes this any less of a horror. If Jean Charles de Menezes just reacted idiotically to the situation he found himself in, that does not mean we should feel distain for him.

We really need to know exactly what happened and why, but shooting a man dead who is suspected of being a suicide bomber and who is running away and trying to board a train(!) when being called on to stop is not the incorrect response. It was a tragedy of execution (in ever sense of the word) but not an incorrect policy.

July 23, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Not a 'clean shoot' after all
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

It appears that the 'bomber' who was shot by the police yesterday was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is horrendous news.

July 23, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Cooking the books
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Globalization/economics • UK affairs

It is easy, with all the terrible events going on in London at the moment, to let other significant stories slip under the radar. However, last week the UK senior finance minister, Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown, tweaked the rules of UK budget policy in an offhand manner that takes the breath away for sheer barefaced cheek.

Brown has a so-called "Golden Rule" that stipulates that the government's books must be in balance over the course of the economic cycle. The books are currently seriously in the red at the moment, which would appear alarming given that we have had a relatively decent period of economic growth recently. So what does the gloomy Scot do? He shifts the year in which a key part of the economic cycle is supposed to have started by two years, the effect of which is supposed to show that the Golden Rule has not been broken. This sleight of hand produced fairly scant coverage outside the business sections, but in its own little way illustrates the utter contempt this government has for the financial markets, or the general public.

Brown has done this sort of thing before. And it makes one wonder just how long Brown can go on before the economy, supposedly Labour's strongest card in the last election, turns south.

I never bought the argument that Brown was a great Chancellor, as, with all his faults, was Nigel Lawson, for example. Brown has been enormously lucky to inherit an economy left in fine fettle by the previous Conservative government, and apart from his wise move of making the Bank of England independent, has done precious little right since. He is an ardent meddler and micro-manager, making the tax code into a hideously complex morass that does precious little for growth apart from make lots of jobs for tax accountants.

How the world changes. A few weeks ago the political trainspotters were wondering how soon Brown would take over from Blair. I suspect the likelihood of that happening has been pushed away by quite a distance.

July 22, 2005
Friday
 
 
Does a voice for 'moderate' Islam in Britain actually exist?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Let us listen to what Dr. Azzam Tamimi of the Muslim Association of Britain is saying:

Senior Muslims have warned the Government that it needed to revise British foreign policy if it wants to put an end to the violence. Dr Azzam Tamimi, from the Muslim Association of Britain, said the country was in real danger and that this would continue so long as British forces remained in Iraq. He described the July 7 bombings and the attempted attacks in London on Thursday as "horrifying" but said it was not enough to simply unite in condemnation of the bombers.

People reading this blog may or may not share my enthusiasm for the war in Iraq, but even if you were an 'anti', make no mistake, what these 'senior Muslims' are demanding is nothing less that capitulation to terrorism. Dr. Tamimi is quite unequivocal: change your foreign policy or these people will continue to blow you up.

And when Massoud Shadjareh, chairman the Islamic Human Rights Commission, says:

we know this wasn't a one-off, we need to look at ways of addressing the underlying factors that created it. I feel it's urgent to start addressing these before there is further loss of life.

He had better think deeply before making such statements again or an increasing number of British people may start concluding that the 'underlying factor' that needs the most urgent action is the existence of his community in Britain. I look forward to the large body of 'moderate' Muslim leaders that is allegedly out there to unequivocally damn Al Qaeda and all their works (and that means not a single use of the word 'but...'). It is becoming increasingly urgent that this occurs soon and over a sustained period.

Until that happens, I suspect the majority of British people who do not live in Islington will see people like Azzam Tamimi and Massoud Shadjareh as part of the problem rather than part of the solution.

July 22, 2005
Friday
 
 
The appropriate use of force
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

British police shot dead a man strongly suspected to have been one of yesterday's would-be suicide bombers as he tried to board a train full of people at Stockwell Tube station.

It has also been reported that British Muslims are worried there is a 'shoot to kill' policy in force. However contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, anytime a policeman shoots someone, they are prepared to kill them (the usual policy is to shoot at the 'centre of mass'). Technically they are 'shooting to incapacitate' and that often means killing the target. If a person who has been shot and incapacitated subsequently survives, that is a bonus.

However in the case of a suspected suicide bomber, once the decision to shoot has been made, taking the extra step of a bullet through the brain of a fallen suspect who under other circumstances would not be shot again may well be justified, given that the ability to so much as touch a button makes them a continued threat. This is particularly true if they have gone down near a number of civilians as was indeed the case this morning.

I am only surprised it has taken Al Qaeda this long to get around to attacking us here in London, given that they thought nothing of slaughtering hundreds of African civilians in Kenya and Tanzania and dozens of Australian civilians in Bali over the last few years since 9/11. We are in a war against an implacable enemy and although we have every right to demand our security services only use appropriate force in our defence, unless the facts turn out to be quite different than so far reported, this looks like it was a 'clean shoot'.

July 21, 2005
Thursday
 
 
A quote for the day
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

"It is our obsession with avoiding any occasion for embarrassment which has rendered us virtually incapable of expressing any national feeling without apologising first. In a supposed age of uninhibited self-expression, this is the one emotion that dare not speak its name. And this repression, I think, bears hardest on those who have fewer other consolations in their lives. The snobbish refusal of the bourgeoisie to share in the patriotism of the lower classes is one more estranging element - and not the least important - in the growing gulf between them."

Mind the Gap, page 306, by Ferdinand Mount.

A quote which I cannot help but feel applies in particular to our current concerns about alienated young men turned on by the nihilist posturings of radical Islam.

July 21, 2005
Thursday
 
 
A close shave
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

It could have been so much worse. Another sunny day in London and another series of attacks. Mercifully, as far as I know, no-one has been killed. My fellow Pimlico friend, Andrew Ian Dodge has a good take on the details. Tim Worstall has views here, including ideas on what the motivation of the attacks were in this case.

It appears that at least one person involved in the attacks has been arrested. Perhaps CCTV recordings of the attacks could yield more evidence. What this latest incident suggests is that CCTV, long bemoaned by us libertarians, can certainly record valuable evidence after a crime has been committed but that is not much consolation to the victims. The outrages are certainly going to give further ammunition to the police in arguing that every cubic metre of London needs to have a camera in it. I think that in public spaces that are paid for by the public and clearly key potential targets for terror groups, CCTV has its uses and it is pretty silly to get oxidised about it. But, and it is a big but, such things are clearly no deterrent. (Thanks to U.S. libertarian blogger Jim Henley for prodding me to write about this).

I was in the Aldwych area of London - near the London School of Economics, when the attacks happened. I first heard by a mobile call from my fiancee. Walking back to the office, it was remarkable how relaxed everyone was. In fact, the strained looks on some people's faces had more to do with the English batting implosion against Australia at the cricket.

Meanwhile, in reflecting on the cultural issues prompted by the current mayhem, go read this fine and no-holds-barred article in the Spectator.

July 19, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Paying Danegeld, Tory style
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

A figure from the youth wing of the Tory Party, no less, claims that the powers that be need to talk to Muslim extremists in order to bring them into the mainstream political process, otherwise the poor diddums, obviously so sensitive about their plight, might go beserk again and start interrupting our peaceful existence as happened on July 7.

You have got to hand it to the Conservatives. We tend to think of the party as being the party of Winston Churchill, Margaret Thatcher and Robert Peel. It is also, as this moron demonstrates, the party of Neville Chamberlain.

As I said in a rather angry comment the other day: Britain is a country, not a hotel.

July 18, 2005
Monday
 
 
Interesting development in London bombing
Perry de Havilland (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

The Mirror may not be the most august of newspapers but if half of what they are saying is true, this could be very interesting indeed and puts the whole psychological makeup of the 'suicide' bombers in question. Maybe it was not suicide at all!

The evidence is compelling: The terrorists bought return rail tickets, and pay and display car park tickets, before boarding _ a train at Luton for London. None of the men was heard to cry "Allah Akhbar!" - "God is great" - usually screamed by suicide bombers as they detonate their bomb.

Their devices were in large rucksacks which could be easily dumped instead of being strapped to their bodies. They carried wallets containing their driving licences, bank cards and other personal items. Suicide bombers normally strip themselves of identifying material.

So perhaps it was all done with timers and those little terrorist shits were told a porky about exactly when they were going to blow up. If this is true then the more widely this is known, the less likely it will be that non-suicidal Muslim terrorist supporters might not be quite so willing to act as couriers or bomb planters for 'the cause'. Maybe the whole deranged 'Shaheed' thing has rather less resonance with the UK Islamic fringe than we thought. If the facts are correct, it is a pretty compelling interpretation.

July 18, 2005
Monday
 
 
Entertaining the children
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

Sales of the sixth Harry Potter adventure by J.K. Rowling have reached 6.9 million copies in the first 24 hours. Repeat slowly: 6.9 million copies. That puts this novel - and I am not a great fan, it has to be admitted - up in the sort of league that used to be associated with sales of Beatles albums or Michael Jackson tunes.

6.9 million copies sold in 24 hours. Egads. Those who decry Potter as lowbrow nonsense can spare their rage. (Yes, that includes you, Stephen Pollard). This is a cultural phenomenon we have not seen from these islands for years. As Brian Micklethwait pointed out not so long ago, Rowling has created a character to rival an earlier, very British-but-also-transferable-character - James Bond (I am an unashamed Ian Fleming fan).

I mentioned Michael Jackson a bit earlier. Strange to relate, but has anyone noticed that Johnny Depp, starring as Willy Wonka in the new version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, directed by Tim Burton, looks just like the Faded One? I presume this has to be some sort of Hollywood in-joke.

Update: latest figures put Harry Potter sales at 8.9 million.

July 16, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Benign Neglect
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

For years, the French and now the Chinese have attempted to emulate the large-scale efforts of the United States to waste as much of their taxpayers' money as they can in orbit. The vision of a beflagged rocket thrusting into the vacuum is presented as a symbol of national virility.

We British should feel lucky that no government has ever felt the need to put a bloody great big Union Jack on top of a rocket and sling it into orbit. Since the 'special relationship' supplied most of the intelligence that the British required, a space policy was unnecessary and was not developed. Indeed, a civil space policy has emerged in recent years at the behest of the Brussels lunatics.

A quick survey, in an article by Taylor Dinerman, a spacepundit in The Space Review, provided a quick survey of contemporary and future developments in British space weaponisation. Possibilities include the potential development of defenses for new satellite capabilities and acquiring space strike capabilities for the RAF. It is clear that,

...this is not a joke. The UK does have a variety of military space systems and is developing more. It is inconceivable that any British government would ever willingly give up its status as a first-rank, medium-sized military power. Thus, they will have to develop a far more sophisticated and comprehensive approach to military operations in orbit than they have up to now.

The most interesting aspect of Dinerman's conclusions is that the lack of government funding or inspiration in Britain has not prevented the development of a potential infrastructure for space in the UK.

Britain is, indeed, lucky that its entrepreneurial juices have not entirely dried up. Unlike other European states, whose governments have invested massively in space technology and who are struggling to replicate America’s military space infrastructure, the UK has achieved potential military space independence largely through the efforts of small entrepreneurs, such as SSTL’s CEO, Sir Martin Sweeting, and the Starchaser team. It is said that the British Empire was an inadvertent achievement. In the future, it may be said that Britain’s place in space was gained through a similar accident.
July 15, 2005
Friday
 
 
Who are we to judge?
David Carr (London)  Humour • UK affairs

Could this be linked to anything?

Plans by an alliance of rightwing extremists and football hooligans to exact "revenge" on Muslims after last week's bomb attacks are being monitored by police.

The Guardian has learned that extremists are keen to cause widespread fear and injury with attacks on mosques and high-profile "anti-Muslim" events in the capital.

And so another unfortunate spoke is added to the growing cycle of violence. But beneath the predictable roar of indignant outcry, it behoves us all to take the time and trouble to examine the plight of the native British working-classes; a plight which is all too often trodden underfoot in the wholesale rush to judgement.

Over the last few decades, the British working-classes have had to endure the indignity of watching their homelands colonised by foreign settlers, while oppressive "zero-tolerance" policing and so-called 'anti-social behaviour orders' have made them virtual prisoners in the few, dwindling communities that remain to them. At the same time, their jobs have been exported abroad, while the trade unions that used to promote their interests have been politically neutered. Thus despised, impoverished and persecuted, is it any wonder that some of their activists have taken it into their hands to strike back?

Nor should it be forgotten that they have no guns, no helicopters, no batons, no dogs, no infra-red detectors, no CS gas sprays, no tazers or other quasi-military means of defending themselves. Instead, they are forced to use what few pitiful resources they do have in a despairing bid to restore some dignity to their lives.

Of course, violence should not be condoned because it actually further damages the patriotic cause. But the victims of that violence would learn a great deal from an honest reflection of what role they may have played in driving these patriotic campaigners to such desperate measures.

Few, it seems, are prepared to face up to the simple truth, let alone articulate it. Instead, there is likely to be a chorus of demand for more security measures such as surveillance cameras, ID cards and oppressive police powers, all of which will merely add fuel to the fires that rage within the activists, reinforce their sense of hopelessness and humiliation and virtually guarantee further patriotic operations in the future.

We can all agree that the violence has to stop but in order to achieve that end we must urgently and sincerely address the legitimate grievances of the patriotic community.

July 15, 2005
Friday
 
 
Your national identity
Dale Amon (Belfast, Northern Ireland)  UK affairs

This site takes on the issue of a UK national identity card. That puppy is a good advertisement against id cards!

July 15, 2005
Friday
 
 
The eloquence of Edward Elgar
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

I have just got in, hot and tired after my trudge back from the office. Flicking on the television, and, behold on BBC 1, is the first night at the Proms, commencing the famous series of music nights held for a period of weeks at the Royal Albert Hall.

The orchestra is bashing out a piece by Edward Elgar right now, a composer associated - not entirely correctly - with brash British patriotism. In the current climate, it makes me smile rather wryly that this supreme genius of British music should be beamed into our homes on this sultry Friday evening, and via those lovely people at the BBC.

July 14, 2005
Thursday
 
 
The BBC outdoes itself
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

On BBC Radio 4's "Today" Programme it was announced that Karl Marx was the greatest philosopher of all time and a leading Marxist historian was invited on to the show to explain the ideas of my near namesake. This was not an example of bias - simply a result of people e-mailing the BBC in response to the "In Our Time" Programme asking this question.

Of course, people who listened to BBC Radio 4's "In Our Time" programme (or any other BBC show) would not have heard a sustained attack on Karl Marx in recent years. And today (July 14) shows this point - on the "In Our Time" programme the presenter (who is a supporter of the Labour party but, by the standards of the BBC, is actually rather fair minded) asked if any of the experts on the show thought that there was a connection between the ideas of Karl Marx and events in Russia, China...

None of three academic "experts" thought that there was. Karl Marx was, in fact, a great supporter of freedom.

A glance at say The Communist Manifesto (1848) would show that Marx favoured (even in the early stages of the revolution) the confiscation of the property of anyone who tried to flee the new regime, and that he also favoured the creation of industrial and agricultural "armies".

For a man who was normally careful to say he could not describe what the future society would be like, this is quite revealing.

Marx believed in "freedom of speech" for himself - not for anyone else (this is quite clear, both from his doctrines and his life). The academics were simply following the tradition of Plato - that of the "noble lie".

Is it any wonder that people who were educated by such academics would have a favourable view of Marx?

But we must move on.

On the 1pm. BBC television news we were told that although the bomb in Baghdad had killed 30 children it was really targeted against the Americans (after all one American had died), and that the bomb in September that also killed about 30 children had also really been targeted against the Americans.

So that is OK then, if one supports killing Americans.

Except, of course, it does not make sense. If a bomber waits till a crowd of children has gathered (to get sweets or for any other purpose) and then sets off his bomb, then the target is THE CHILDREN.

By the 1700 Radio Four "PM" programme, things had got truly bizarre.

A "leading astrologer" was interviewed to examine the theory that the evil Americans had altered our destiny by shooting a space probe at a comet.

Most of the questions were respectful (rather than ironic), and the astrologer said that he did not know, but seemed most concerned at the "arrogant" action of the Americans, which might have pushed us into a "parallel universe".

So we went from Marxism to Islamic fundamentalism, to barking mad mysticism - all in one day.

It would not be true to say that the BBC will support "anything" that has "death to America" at its heart (for example it would not support a return to a strong Monarchy that demanded that the colonists return to loyalty to the Crown), but it will certainly support a lot of rather different anti-American ideological positions.

I remind readers that unlike the "Guardian" or the "New York Times", people are forced to pay for the BBC - via their television "licence fee".

July 13, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
An urgent request to the political class
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Watching the news is starting to give me a strange throbbing headache. Most people in Britain realise that just because our enemies are Muslims, that does not mean all (or even most) Muslims are our enemies. Other than in a few shitholes like Oldham, most British folks really do value, or at least accept, the pluralistic tolerant society that largely prevails in these 'Sceptred Isles'.

Ok? Did you get that Messers Blair, Howard, Kennedy, etc. etc? Most of us understand that and those who think otherwise are not going to listen to you anyway. You will note that synagogues getting vandalized in France are such a regular occurrence that it is hardly even news anymore, whereas a stone through a mosque window in the UK makes the papers. Does that tell you something?

So next time there is some hideous atrocity, be it here in the UK, in the USA, in Iraq, in Israel or anywhere else in the world that Al Qaeda or Hamas have infested, can you kindly resist the urge to say "But Islam is a religion of peace...". We heard you before and we have not reacted to previous incidents by torching mosques from London to Lanarkshire. Please. PLEASE...just.shut.the.fuck.up.

Thank you.

July 13, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Breaking news about the bombers
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

I do not believe that we have a "No shit Sherlock" category for blog postings here, but maybe we should. Here is the explanation that the Evening Standard was offering today of what made those who committed the atrocities of last Thursday in London decide to become suicide bombers:

Martyrs.jpg

This photograph was taken outside Waterloo Station, at about 3pm this afternoon.

To be fair to the Evening Standard, their actual reportage was somewhat more informative, and more up-to-the-minute billboards revealed that one of the bombers was a primary school teacher. That was news, to me anyway.

July 13, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
British born terrorists will be entitled to ID cards
Perry de Havilland (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Now that we know what everyone except Tony Blair suspected (that the suicide bombers were probably British born or at least legal residents), perhaps it is worth noting that had mandatory ID cards been in force, they would have been perfectly entitled to avail themselves of one each.

Yes, I can see how this will help stamp out terrorism. Right? Right?

July 13, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
The importance of defiance
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Here is a project I certainly welcome called We are not afraid. The message is simple, worth repeating and lets you do strange things with a camera.

July 12, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Emotional continence
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Harry Hutton and his commenters very quickly became fed up with people going on about the British Stiff Upper Lip, and the Spirit of the Blitz. I know the feeling, and I am sure they speak for many. A lot of this talk is indeed rather self-conscious and theatrical, by which I mean not arm waving and emoting, but just a case of us all deliberately summoning up our inner David Nivens so that the bits of us just above our mouths will look suitably stiff in TV close-up.

Plus, I wonder how stiff our upper lips would now be if three thousand people had died and London had lost two of its most striking buildings.

On the other hand, the father and mother of Philip Russell, the second person on this melancholy list, were briefly on the telly this afternoon. She was silent. He was a model of considered sorrow. There was no out-of-control display of rage, no "why us?" wailing, just calm grief, and quiet words of appreciation for the character of their departed son. If Mr Russell senior is shedding tears he was not showing it to the cameras, and we were spared those hideous, triumphant close-ups of a person showing more feelings to the camera-persons than he intended. To dismiss Mr Russell's reaction as mere theatricality would be very tasteless, and I would say, mistaken.

But whether you think all this talk of stiff upper lips is a media led posture or the real thing or, as I think, a bit of both, the good news is that it all makes a most refreshing change from the emotional incontinence that greeted the death of Diana Princess of Wales. This, we all immediately realised, is the real thing. Quite enough real people have lost real loved ones whom they actually knew and really liked, without lots of other people piling in with self-indulgent displays of bogus misery concerning people they never knew.

There is also the fact that, whereas the message that all those silly public mourners were sending out when Princess Di died was all about what the Horrid Paparazzi had done, and of What She Meant To Us, blah blah blah, we now all understand that the more we emote about these bombings, the more pleased will the people be who did them, and who helped them, and who are now cheering that they did them. We do not want to give those people any further satisfaction. So yes, it is all a bit theatrical, in the sense that the tone is deliberate. But, good.

Tony Blair, instinctive politician that he is, tuned in to both moods. When Di died, he was on the verge of tears. When these bombs went off, he had already practised a much calmer display, to suit the new, far more serious – far more real – state of affairs.

Emotional continence is not the same as intellectual excellence. A stiff upper lip is no excuse for refusing to use the brain a few inches above it in an intelligent manner. I am not saying that everything Tony Blair and his supporting caste of cabinet ministers and coppers has been correct, just that the tone of voice has mostly been good. What we ought to think – and what we ought to do – is a quite distinct matter from how we should merely feel about all this. (I strongly agree with Johnathan Pearce that last Sunday's Telegraph leader is an excellent place to start. And if you liked that, you will also like this by Mark Steyn.)

But, with all those caveats duly caveated (or whatever it is you do with caveats), emotional continence is entirely the right emotional atmosphere within which to get stuck into the process of sharpening up our thinking about all these matters, and then acting upon those thoughts. It is, in short, an excellent start.

July 12, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
London's bombings, more developments
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

Sky News and its sister television channel Fox is reporting, along with Channel 4 News, that the bombers last Thursday may heve been killed in the act of detonation. I am watching a police press conference as I write. A number of police raids are going on in Yorkshire, northern England.

I don't believe in the existence of Hell, but if there is such a place, may the mass murderers of last Thursday spend much time in it.

July 12, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The importance of not over-reacting
Perry de Havilland (London)  Military affairs • UK affairs

USAF personnel in the UK have been told to stay out of London because of the bombings. Sorry but this is not just a propaganda gift to the enemy, it is just plain daft.

Firstly, the US was not the target of these bombs, Londoners were. Secondly, London is always full of American visitors and US military folk do not really stand out from the crowd all that much. In fact Americans are probably more likely to form identifiable 'target clusters' in the rural communities around the US bases in the UK.

It was a terrible atrocity but we have seen it all before in London at the hands of the IRA, so please, telling US service personnel to avoid London is foolish and plays to the often held stereotype of Americans as easily scared by such incidents. I am sure USAF people are made of sterner stuff and more than capable of assessing the risks for themselves.

July 11, 2005
Monday
 
 
Taking the scenic route home
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Transport • UK affairs

I am taking the scenic route home at the moment. I know readers will think I am a wimp, but I still cannot quite summon up the courage to go down the Tube again - which is unpleasantly hot in the summer, anway - and have been getting plenty of exercise. My route takes me from Holborn, down Chancery Lane, down to the Embankment and then a long walk up to Parliament on the side of the River, then through Millbank, past the lovely Tate Gallery and then back to my home in Pimlico. (Brian of this parish also lives in the area).

The atmosphere is rather odd. There is the constant racket from helicopters hovering about, over Buckingham Palace much of the time. There are hundreds of police, some armed, outside prominent buildings including Parliament and the big Whitehall offices, of course. There are thousands of tourists, although quite a few appear unwilling to use their cameras for fears of appearing insensitive or possibly even suspicious. A lot of the tourists look even more dazed than is often the case. Most people seem pretty cheerful, though, which is good.

As I walked past Parliament Square opposite the rather scruffy anti-war posters, a young black guy in a posh shirt was shouting out loudly his evangelical Christian message. No offence to Christians but it struck a jarring note. I wish folk like this fellow, no doubt a decent person, could realise that hectoring religion is not quite what London, or anywhere else, needs right now.

A final thought for tonight: I cannot help notice how many stunning women there are walking about the moment. They may not realise it or care less, but in their ravishing way, these suntanned goddesses are sticking one in the eye to the women-hating jihadis.

Hot British crumpet - FUCK YEAH!

July 10, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Samizdata quote of the day
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Slogans/quotations • UK affairs

Burning in fear??!!? Ha!! Not this Brit. With my upper lip fixed stiff, I hoot and mock these jihadis. Wankers one and all. I'd like to see 'em on Celebrity Terrorist Island, the IRA'd make mincemeat of them.
- comment number 9 of these ones at Crooked Timber, spotted there by Tim Worstall yesterday

July 09, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Ken Livingston, hypocrite
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Next time London mayor Ken Livingston professes to speak for London's outrage at the 7/7 attack, perhaps his long standing support for Islamic extremists (not to mention Irish terrorists) needs to be thrown back at him. Moreover those who continue to support him must not be allowed to avoid these issues either and if the Labour party wants Red Ken 'back in the fold', they must be made to pay a suitable political price.

July 08, 2005
Friday
 
 
Security alert at Victoria – unusually obliging ticket seller at St James's Park
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Personal views • UK affairs

I was on my way to hear a talk by Tim Evans in Putney about his work as the boss of CNE. Presumably it was going to be similar to the talk flagged up here.

Anyway, I walked to St James's Park tube station, which was open and functioning but with not many people using it. A train was standing at the platform and I ran down the steps in the hope of getting into it before the doors closed. I need not have bothered. It waited, and waited.

Until eventually, an announcement materialised saying: security alert at Victoria (the next station along the line). Damn. There I was, eager to do my bit to face down those moronofascist terrorists by going about my business as usual, as per the Spirit of the Blitz etc., which in my case meant a sweaty tube journey out to Putney to an evening meeting, but unable to make my journey. Very annoying. I would really have liked to have heard that talk of Tim's, but there was now no way I was going to get to Putney in time.

All those Londoners who would have had to share my inconvenience had they got caught by the same delay, but who had instead decided to give their work a miss today, turned out to have made a wise decision.

I asked the bloke at the ticket barrier I went back through if I could get my money back. He pointed at the ticket window where I had bought my ticket, but said he did not fancy my chances, on account of my ticket being usable to get to my destination by other means, namely two interminable bus journeys or one bus journey and an annoyingly long walk. (Which, by the way, I was not sure about and would have to find out about. Ugh!) So when I nevertheless asked for my refund I emphasised that there was no other way I could get where I wanted to in time. And guess what, he gave me my money back. However, I got the definite impression from all of this that under normal circumstances – no bombs yesterday, the usual crazy rush hour crowds – I would not have been so lucky. They are not usually this reasonable. Has the word gone out to these guys to be nice to the passengers, until we return in sufficient numbers to clog everything up again, and they can resume their normal level of small-print-based nastiness, in circumstances like these?

I can find no reference on the internet to this particular little flap, as of 10pm, which is when I am writing this. The only relevant thing I could find was a reference to "Minor delays are occurring on the rest of the line", i.e. the District Line, which is what it says around now at this Transport for London page.

My guess: jumpy people, chasing shadows, preferring the soft cushion of being safe to the faintest possibility of being sorry. Which is understandable. I am afraid London will be like this for quite a few more days yet.

July 08, 2005
Friday
 
 
And we need ID cards why exactly?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

So London was attacked and hundreds were killed or wounded by Islamic fanatics (showing incidently why we are utterly right to be fighting these vermin wherever they are to be found)... and having ID cards would have made not one damn bit of difference.

Next time some pontificating dissembling jackass holds up 'terrorism' as why Britain need these odious things, I am likely to spit in their face.

July 08, 2005
Friday
 
 
The British retain their national characteristics in adversity
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  UK affairs

Despite the byline, this is being posted from London

The train and tube that I caught in to work this morning were significantly less crowded today than is usual - carrying maybe two thirds to three quarters the normal number of passengers. The atmosphere on the trains was pretty serious. People were sitting pretty still on the train with pretty serious faces and eyes even more than normally fixed on newspapers. The British air of "We are going about our business, damn it" stoicism came through pretty strongly. There were more police in London Bridge station than is usual. Advertising placards for the Evening Standard were rather incongrously still proclaiming "London's Victory: How We Did It" or some such. These had been advertising the Wednesday edition of the paper (or perhaps the earliest Thursday edition) and rather unsurprisingly nobody had been selling the Thursday edition inside the station. They have probably been replaced by now with placards advertising the first Friday edition of the paper.

While standing on the Jubilee Line platform, the announcements were fairly normal, except that the standard, very mechanical sounding "Please make sure that you keep all packages and other personal possessions with you at all times" was replaced by a slightly more human announcement of "Obviously I don't need to tell you that you should keep all packages and other personal possessions with you at all times".

The large international bank I work for instituted very tight and very visible security for getting into the building after September 11. It was only two or three months ago that this was relaxed, but I found that the tight and visible security regime had returned this morning. I was required to show my company ID card several times before being able to reach my desk. Upon getting there, I found that about half of the people in the team I work for had come to work - several of the rest have logged into their work computers from home and are working remotely.

However, I hadn't been at my desk long when an important piece of information flashed around - there was free food in the cafeteria. Management were making a friendly gesture to the employees who had made it in today, or something. I went down to the cafeteria and discovered that the number of people queueing for food and eating in the cafeteria was at least twice as long as it would be on a normal day, despite the number of people at work being much smaller than normal. Many of the people in the queue were no doubt millionaire investment bankers, but the opportunity to have free bacon and eggs was clearly not one to be sneezed at. The queue was long, but people remained in it patiently and good-humouredly. And I didn't sneeze at it, having a helping of free bacon and eggs myself.

So, the British people have survived this terrorist attack in good shape. They are still stoic, very angry about the people who attacked their city (although it would be bad manners to show it directly), determined to go on with their lives, are still the great queueing culture they always were, and are still also profoundly cheap. I'm not British, but it makes me proud to be a Londoner.

July 08, 2005
Friday
 
 
Hot or not?
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

I have just had my attention drawn to this rather startling claim:

Preliminary reports from a source inside the Pentagon indicate that one of the operatives involved in this morning's bombings in London was recently released from the prison at Guantanamo.

The link is to a US website called 'Northeast Intelligence Network'. Are they really high-level security operatives or just a bunch of wannabes? And is this 'Pentagon source' actually some filing clerk with 'Deep Throat' pretensions? Even assuming that these people are the genuine article, how can they possibly know this after just a few hours? As far as I can tell, there is no mention anywhere in the UK press about the identity of the suspects at all.

On the other hand, the British security services are notorious for a culture of secrecy and, if the story is true, it is typical of them to bury it, at least for a while (and in some cases for years).

I lean towards the view that this is fabrication, the chaff from the grinding wheel of the rumour-mill. But can anybody else shed any light?

July 08, 2005
Friday
 
 
7/7 photoblogging by Adam Tinworth
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

We Samizdatistas have not managed anything so far by way of photo-blogging of yesterday's dramas. However, those wanting to get a pictorially illustrated feeling of what it was like might like to take a look at Adam Tinworth's blog, starting here, and scrolling upwards.

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That is one Adam's photos, which has a nice stiff upper lip feel to it, I think. I also liked the one of people crowding into Dixons, just to watch the tellies in there, to find out what was going on.

With regard to my title above, I suspect that 7/7 is more likely to end up being the name we give to yesterday's bomb attacks than David's 07/07. Either way, a small thing to be thankful for is that it happened on the Xth day of the Xth month, so to speak, and we do not have to get involved in transatlantic bickering/explaining about which comes first, the day or the month.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
God that was close
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

I am still feeling pretty shaky after what happened this morning. I was on the Central Line tube train and got off at St Paul's at 08:45, just two stops before Liverpool Street station, near where one of the attacks took place. Like most Londoners I will be walking into work tomorrow. Many will stay at home, advised to do so by the police and their own employers. I regularly use the King's Cross tube station and may want to give the underground metro system a miss for a while.

The atmosphere is pretty strange this evening. As I walked along the River Thames on my way home I noticed a lot of pubs were packed, as people no doubt wanted a drink and a chat and see a friendly face. Traffic is way down, but there are still lots of police cars, ambulances and unmarked cars with blue flashing lights zooming about. Most people I see appear calm and pretty resilient about it all. I suppose it will take a while for things to sink in.

Mobile phones were knocked out, and I was not able to get in touch with my other half, my family or friends for several hours. The Internet has worked well.

No doubt much ink is going to be spilled in the next few days about the ramifications, the likely political fallout, the civil liberties implications, and all the other stuff we scribble about. All I want to add now is my condolences to those who have lost loved ones or been injured in these terrible attacks. And spare a thought for the doctors, nurses and other emergency workers dealing with the human wreckage caused by these scum.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
As evening falls...
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

The official casualty roll from this morning's attack now stands at 37 dead and 700 injured to varying degrees.

It now appears that there were four separate explosions, three of them on undergound trains at Aldgate, Kings Cross, Edgware Road and one on a bus in Woburn Place near to Russell Square.

The BBC website is carrying some photographs of the chaos, many of them taken on the spot with camera-phones.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
London 07/07 - continuing
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

The German magazine 'Spiegel On-line' is reporting that something calling itself 'The Secret Organisation of Al-Qaeda in Europe' has claimed reponsibility for this morning's attacks on London.

Allegedly the triumphal claim was made on a website. The article does not link to the website but does include an apparent screenshot of the relevant posting.

This is all unsubtantiated and could be complete bunkum. Who knows?

UPDATE: I have just had a call from a friend who has been stuck down in Aldgate all day. He was on his way to work when the attack occured but was unscathed. Apparently the police are now allowing people to travel home from Central London. The cops he has spoken to have told him that the death toll is now 45 but this is unconfirmed.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
London 07/07 Unfolding
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

For anyone who may be worried about relatives or friends in Central London, the Police Casualty Bureau hotline number is now open on 0870 1566 344.

UPDATE: 33 fatalities now confirmed. I hope this figure does not inflate but I rather fear that it may.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Update London 07/07
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

Things look pretty normal round here but then I am stuck in the North London 'burbs and the carnage is all concentrated around Central London and the West End.

My mobile telephone appears to be working just fine but the public transport network has been shut down entirely.

The MSM is still reporting 2 fatalities which seems mercifully low given the timing, location and nature of the attacks. Maybe this figure will rise as the day passes, but I profoundly hope that it doesn't.

Tony Blair is winging his way back to London from the G8 summit in Edinburgh and George Bush is about to make a statement.

More later.

UPDATE: Unconfirmed reports that death toll has risen to 10.

ANOTHER UPDATE: The MSM is now reporting 'many fatalities' but no numbers. Either they genuinely don't know or do know and won't say.

July 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Something curious is happening in London
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  UK affairs

The entire London Underground network is closed following explosions at
Liverpool Street, Aldgate, Edgware Road, Old Street and Russell Square. This
is presently being blamed on a "power surge". Curious.

Update: A bus has exploded in Russell Square and there are reports of two more buses having been bombed elsewhere in London. Looks like it is a terrorist attack.

(Note: This is one of the regular Samizdatistas blogging from the Canary Wharf office district in London - anonymously because he is at work).

Update:Sky News is reporting "90 casualties" at Aldgate. Transport unions are reporting "some fatalities". The Home Secretary has referred to "terrible casualties". There are apparently two trains trapped underground at Edgware Road. I have heard a hearsay report that three unexploded bombs were found at King's Cross.

July 06, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Condolences
Robert Clayton Dean (Texas USA)  UK affairs

to London.

July 06, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Oh fuck
Michael Jennings (London)  UK affairs

London has just won the right to host the 2012 Olympics.

July 05, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
"Stewed prunes tonight. Your favourite."
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

Even in this era of intense news management and political spin, a public figure will still occasionally (and often inadvertantly) let a few morsels of truth slip out.

For the past two decades or so, and by every standard that can be accurately measured, participation in the established political process has been in steady decline. Voter turnout is consistently lower than it was in the 1970's and membership of the main political parties is but a fraction of what it was in the 1950's.

Not surprisingly, this has resulted in a hubbub of worry among the political classes with attendant brow-furrowing and hand-wringing over what should be done about it. Some of the more foolishly optimistic (or perhaps just ill-advised) politicos have launched themselves into toe-curlingly embarrassing campaigns to 'get down with the kidz' only to hurtle smack, dab into a wall of indifference. The less exhibitionist among them have been uttering dark murmurings about 'compulsory voting'.

In the fullness of time, and as the disillusion spreads like sea-fog, I expect that those murmurings will become a demanding roar. In the meantime, the first member of the cabinet, former Defence Minister Geoff Hoon, has added his somewhat more audible murmur to the compulsion lobby.

I am not going to use this article to examine the arguments about compulsory voting, except to say that I am against it. More interesting to me (for the moment at least) is Mr. Hoon's choice of words:

Mr Hoon said: "My fear is that as the older, more regular voters die, we will be left with a significant number of people for whom voting is neither a habit, nor a duty..."

Is that how Mr. Hoon thinks of voting? As a 'habit'? As a 'duty'? Where is the call to democratic arms? Where is the sizzle of enfranchised excitement? Where are the glamourous invocations of citizen empowerment? All long gone is the inescapable truth. Instead we are left with habit and duty.

If I were being charitable, I might suggest that Mr. Hoon chose his words for convenience rather than accuracy and that it would be unfair to second guess him on this basis. But I actually think that Mr. Hoon was being honest. Furthermore, I am prepared to extend to him the rare honour of actually speaking for the nation, or at least that 'significant' chunk of it for whom voting has become a sullen and thankless obligation, rather like slopping out the bedpan of an infirm and elderly relative while trying not to succumb to the guilt upon contemplation of the unspoken resolution that it would be better for everyone if they would just quickly and peacefully die.

Small wonder it is why young people don't vote anymore.

July 04, 2005
Monday
 
 
Yet another post on ID cards
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Popular support for ID cards - never all that evident to me in the first place - has collapsed, according to this story in the Daily Telegraph this morning. The article, citing a YouGov poll, says support has dropped sharply in part due to the likely high cost of the cards.

I am of course pleased that Tony Blair and his oafish Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, are facing a serious setback on this issue. Nothing would give me more pleasure than if this most devious of administrations had to abandon this wrongheaded, expensive and oppressive scheme. But I cannot help feel a twinge of dismay that an assault on our liberties may be thwarted not because the UK electorate have grasped the principles at stake but because of the monetary cost. It makes one wonder whether we would happily sell our freedoms if the price were right.

I hope of course that I am dead wrong about that.

July 01, 2005
Friday
 
 
It is all about controling you
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Here is a list of the MPs who voted in favour of trying to make you have an ID card. Do you see your MP here? Let them know what you think of what they have done.

Special kudos to the 20 Labour MPs who put decency before party and refused to be go along with this disgraceful attempt to control you.

June 28, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Practical ways to fight the ID / National Identity Register
Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs
This appeared in the comment section of the previous post, writen by Michael Taylor. It is just too interesting to leave as a comment:

One thing we in the online community can do is to work to ensure transparency and accountability is brought to this process. We need to find out who has been pressing this scheme from its infancy: that doesn't just mean finding the Labour Party hacks who've embraced it; it does not even just mean finding the Whitehall Committees which pushed it.

It means finding the details of the people who sat on that committee: it means getting their names and track records out in public. I want names and reasons and track records. Where possible, I would want those personal details which they would collect from us out there on the web for all to see. It also means tracking every single hardware and software supplier who is bidding for the work - again, we need personal names not company names. And then these people need to be monitored closely, and lobbied intensively. There needs to be absolutely no place for these securocrats to hide: there must be no secrecy, no privacy for them.

Let us also make sure we use the Freedom of Information Act aggressively to get this information: swamp them with requests for every detail of every person's career who has ever been on any committee which has recommended any part of this scheme. If nothing else, such an intensive and personal campaign of transparency gives opponents of the scheme the best possible chance of keeping these people on the back foot.

Look, for example, at how angry the govt has got with the LSE's report. That should be only the merest footfall, the tiniest ripple of administrative inconvenience and distributed informational opposition they must face. Do this, and we will win.

Michael Taylor.

June 24, 2005
Friday
 
 
The many faces of Tony Blair
Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

Listening to Tony Blair addressing the EU parliament is a rather strange experience. He calls for reform of spending and recognising economic reality whilst at the same time declaring that he is a 'passionate European' and saying that he supports the idea of an intrusive welfare state.

That Blair's views on the need to 'liberalise' makes him a Thatcherite radical in the eyes of many Continental politicians shows how truly doomed to long term stagnation and irrelevance the EU really is. It also shows Blair's wish to be all things to all people and why in the long run NuLabour cannot help but choke on its own contradictions just as the Tories have.

June 22, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
And as I have been saying for some time...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Peter Hitchens is someone I only intermittently agree with (and this time is no different, after all he writes for that bastion of the right-statism, The Mail on Sunday) but his lengthy article in The Spectator called Conservatives do not have a party had me nodding most of the time.

There is no point in pretending that the Tory party is going to recover. This pretence only delays the construction of a new movement, which cannot flourish until we have said goodbye to the old one. It also gives the Liberal Democrats the freedom to supplant the Tory party, unobstructed, in many of its former strongholds, a freedom they are enthusiastically using.

[...]

So David Davis, who is opposed to European integration if he means anything at all, is compelled to seek the support of federalists. This, the modified Molotov–Ribbentrop pact approach, has been tried before — but only by people who forget how that pact ended. Similarly, Kenneth Clarke is seriously put forward as the saviour of a party he plainly hates.

[...]

You cannot properly defend, say, constitutional monarchy if you have no idea why you believe in it and do not understand why your opponents hate it. You cannot effectively oppose the introduction of identity cards unless your every instinct revolts at the imposition of these oppressive breathing licences on a free people.

Hitchens and I disagree over foreign policy issues (amongst other things) but it is hard not to recognise that the Tories are finished for exactly the reasons Hitchens points out and that it is not in the interests of anyone who cares what happens in Britain to have the current power elite unopposed for any longer.

And before some of our commentariat start muttering that it is unrealistic for someone like me to expect the Tory party to transform itself into a model of libertarian small state rectitude; I am not suggesting that at all. I just think that as the Conservative party is not meaningfully conservative any more and that the party's leadership clearly do not give a hoot about conserving civil society, it needs to be replaced with something that fills that rather large political niche if the current trend towards politically correct populist authoritarianism is to be effectively opposed.

June 21, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Do not ask the price, it is a tax
Guy Herbert (London)  Transport • UK affairs

I was going to write a piece with that title (assuming the allusion would spare me from discipline for scattering the star-field with apostrophes) but it seems Richard Tomkins in the FT has done it first, and, almost certainly, better.

However, that's a subscription-required piece, so I will rehash my main thoughts for those who do not subscribe, and do not still have a venial physical paper habit like mine.

I was dumbstruck by the general soft welcome among free-market types for Alastair Darling's hints at individual travel charges by satellite. Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but the only word that springs to mind is - "suckers".

Just because a minister says something is "road pricing" does not mean it is a real live example of a market mechanism. In fact, when a minister in the current UK government says something, one would have thought that by now most people would be looking for the misrepresentation. If the minister seems to be saying something, then the truth is likely incompatible with the impression.

The thing is, it is not a price unless you get a choice. Road pricing as conceived by freemarketeers involves someone being willing to pay the cost of more convenient travel, someone else being prepared to provide it, and a bargain between them established when the buyer chooses to use the road.

The price is determined by the market, and the choices available depend on the costs of the providers and the willingness of travellers to pay. There are geographical constraints, and competition with non-transport uses for land, but politics, though it might influence the course of the roads, has no direct effect on the price you choose to pay. The turnpike company does not care who you are, or how far you go, as long as you pay the toll. It is only selling roadspace.

What Mr Darling offers us under the same name is no choice. The state will ration travel. The state will control the charges on the basis of what it thinks is good for you. There is a monopoly provider, the state. Its nominal purpose is to "reduce congestion", that is, stop travel, rather than assist it. And it insists that total surveillance of - and therefore control of - the individual traveller, is necessary to do it, rather than a disinterested payment mechanism.

Still like the idea? Here is another example of how to deal people who want to be where the government thinks they should not be.

June 21, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
A Prudent Steward
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

Let us not blame Gordon Brown for everything. He has learnt the lessons of his predecessors. The wrong lessons.

Compare:

Then spake the chief butler unto Pharaoh, saying, I do remember my faults this day:

[...]

And Joseph went out from the presence of Pharaoh, and went throughout all the land of Egypt.
And in the seven plenteous years the earth brought forth by handfuls.
And he gathered up all the food of the seven years, which were in the land of Egypt, and laid up the food in the cities: the food of the field, which was round about every city, laid he up in the same. (Genesis, Ch.41)

And,

I announced that I had no proposals to touch on the 'anomalous but much-loved tax-free lump sum'

[...]

The side offensive began with the imposition in 1986 of a statutory limit on the size of pension-fund surpluses. This was much more difficult for the pension lobby to fight, and as a result I was able to get it on to the statute book. The dramatic improvement in the financial climate of the previous three or four years meant that many occupational funds had accumulated assets far in excess of those needed to honour their liabilities to their pensioners – in other words, and even on the highly conservative basis used by pension fund actuaries, the funds were heavily in surplus. This was not simply due to inadvertence. For these excess funds enabled companies to accumulate income, free of liability to Corporation Tax, in a gross fund

[...]

The 1986 reform put an end to this: no undue surpluses could be created, and existing surpluses would have to be run down over a period to a maximum of 5 per cent of total liabilities.

[...]

The course taken by most companies was the employer's contribution holiday, whose economic effects were a rise in company profits (and cash flow) and thus in Corporation Tax receipts, coupled with a fall in recorded personal saving, since employers' pension contributions are officially classified as personal savings. (Nigel Lawson, “The View from No.11”, Bantam 1992)

And saith the chief butler to Pharaoh, pay unto Joseph no mind. For the tax-gatherers counsel that ye take any fat kine that ye find among the people and slaughter them. The meat of the unjust surplus shall feed the priests of your temple. If there be famine the people will gnaw on old bones. And they will be weak and not rise up. But the tax-gatherers will be fat and glorify Pharaoh's name.

June 21, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Good work, citizen
David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Attention all petty, vindictive snitches everywhere, your country needs you:

New powers effectively criminalising smoking in public were announced by the Government yesterday, with the minister in charge promising an "intelligence-led approach to enforcing the law".

Informers will be encouraged to report breaches of sweeping bans on the habit, in which company smoking rooms will be outlawed and places such as bus shelters and the outsides of office blocks made no-smoking areas.

Very little encouragement will be required as there will be no shortage of willing and zealous 'informers'.

What a horrible place this country is becoming.

June 15, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
First we crawl, then we walk
David Carr (London)  Education • UK affairs

As a general rule, whenever you hear or read that teaching unions are 'angry' then you can pretty much bet all your wordly worth that something good and positive is happening in the education sector.

I have yet to encounter an exception to this rule:

Teachers' unions reacted angrily today after the Government vowed to press ahead with plans for 200 privately-sponsored city academies.

This hardly means that the (long overdue) commodification of education is upon us but then these public sector mafiosi possess bloodhound levels of sensitivty that enable them to pick up on even the faintest whiff of threat to their vested interests.

I wholly expect that even if these academies do start sprouting up around the country, the curriculum will still be politically-mandated and the sponsors will (in common with everyone else in the productive, non-looting sector) have to navigate their way through a miasmic swamp of diktats, edicts and regulations on their way to getting something resembling decent results.

But, for all that, they do seem to me to represent the first few, tottering, tentative, baby steps towards the long-term goal of levering the state out of the education business. Good.

June 06, 2005
Monday
 
 
Paying for the tarmac
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Transport • UK affairs

The UK government has floated the idea of fitting GPS tracking devices into cars as part of a way to enforce road tolls, with a pilot project starting in a few years' time before going nationwide. One can immediately see how civil libertarians might object to such a setup, given that it could further consolidate the surveillance state.

Even so, the idea of charging for road use has a strong free market pedigree, as the Adam Smith Institute blog makes clear here. Road toll systems operated by private firms need not necessarily involve the centralised data collection systems that our present UK government might favour.

One little detail of the ASI comment made me grin, in that apparently, road tolls in Hong Kong failed in the 1980s to become law because men feared the toll invoices would reveal they had been spending their evenings down the local bordellos. Okaaaay.

June 02, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Stand back in amazement
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

The Turner Prize competition has become a byword for everything that is, in the opinion of some, trashy, superficial, capricious, and utterly vacuous in today's art world. Amazingly, it is considered a news event that an artist working in the representational tradition has actually been shortlisted to win the prize named after one of the greatest, if not the greatest, painter that Britain has ever produced.

In the meantime, for those that wonder about what has gone wrong in the art world, may I recommend this fine book about art and the theories thereon by the late Ayn Rand. I highly recommend it even to those who are not Rand fans like yours truly.

Of course, I would love it if this man won the Turner Prize, but I guess he probably does not care a hoot anyway.

May 31, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Today is Tax Freedom Day UK
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Yes, three days later than last year but that comes as no surprise, right?

May 30, 2005
Monday
 
 
Samizdata quote of the day
Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

We have already had people from the commission this morning talking about how they 'interpret' the French vote. What don't they understand? No is no.

If the government in this country or the commission try to breathe life into this corpse, then we in Britain we must have a say to deliver the final blow.

- Liam Fox, Tory Shadow Foreign Secretary

May 29, 2005
Sunday
 
 
How North Sea Gas has saved thousands of British lives
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

... or at any rate prolonged the misery.

I have been reading The Motivated Mind by Dr Raj Persaud, British TV's most familiar psychiatric face. This book is, for me, rather less than the sum of its parts. There is a structure to it, in the form of the assertion that human motivation is often very complicated, and more complicated than many psychologists have said. But mostly it is a mixture of more or less informed pop psychology about how to get on with your career, love life, etc., and references to interesting learned articles. It reads more like a bundle of articles than a real book, and personally I would have preferred it as a blog, but that may just be me. So I have not been reading this book solidly. Rather, I have been dipping.

And near the end (p. 396 of my paperback edition) I did come across this amusing titbit:

For many years the most popular method of suicide in Great Britain was asphyxiation – sticking one's head in the oven and turning on the gas. After the discovery of natural gas deposits in the North Sea in the fifties and sixties, most English homes converted from coke gas, whose high carbon monoxide content made it highly lethal, to less toxic natural gas. From 1963 to 1978 the number of English suicides by gas dropped from 2,368 to eleven and the country's overall suicide rate decreased by one-third. Despite England's varying unemployment rate and social stresses since then, it has remained at this lower level.

Maybe you knew that, but I did not, and I find it most intriguing.

The moral? Plenty of them, I suppose, but one would be the extraordinary mismatch that constantly occurs in life between trivial causes and portentous consequences. Economic analysis that it would be more dignified to apply only to such insignificances as chocolate bar purchases – in the form of transaction costs – turns out to illuminate self-administered death also.

For me, if suicide ever beckons, it will either itself be painless, or my continuing existence will itself have become so painful that one more spasm of further pain will make no difference. So it does actually make sense to me that if you remove what must at least seem like a reasonably painless means of exiting from life, many who would have slipped out by this door, instead remain living until death, by natural causes, reaches out to them.

May 28, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Wannabes
Natalie Solent (Essex)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

A very small silver lining to the very large dark cloud that overshadows these violent times is that the war on drugs - that is to say the "war" on a particular form of unhealthy behaviour - no longer gets the prestige it once did. I think someone is feeling left out.

Police have claimed new successes in the war on drugs in central Scotland.

Officers have swooped on nearly 20 homes in the Falkirk, Stirling and Clackmannanshire areas in the past week as part of Operation Overlord.

They called it Operation Overlord?
May 27, 2005
Friday
 
 
What about beard-trimmers?
David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

This kind of thing used to enrage me. Then it got to the stage where it embarrassed me. Then it began to perplex me. But now, I am almost entirely resigned.

Go on, do your very worst. Bring it on:

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

Next: Doctors call for ban on opposable thumbs.

May 25, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
More Eye jinks
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

I reckon it was a plot to make us all buy two copies of the Evening Standard.

First it was:

The French are making an audacious bid to take the London Eye to Paris.

And then later in the day it was:

The London Eye was saved today after an intervention by Ken Livingstone.

In my posting about this ruckus last week, I said that this attempt to gouge a hugely increased rent out of the Wheel might be linked to the plans now in hand to redevelop the South Bank in general, and in particular to rescue the acoustics of the Royal Festival Hall. Since posting that speculation, I have actually visited the South Bank, and can confirm that building work has already begun.

What I omitted to mention was the Olympic effect. The Wheel is obviously a key part of the attempt to get the 2012 Olympics for London.

Evidently the (for now) South Bank Centre (a government funded quango) boss Lord Hollick reckoned that the Olympic effect would work in his favour, and he still might be proved right. But this is politics he is playing, not business, and it seems more likely that he will come out of this very badly. And the South Bank Centre, instead of getting a substantial fraction of the original absurd rent demand, may end up actually losing money. Hollick, by precipitating this row, has already hurt London's Olympic bid, and Ken Livingstone surely spoke for many, high and low, when he called him a prat. And being called a prat is the least of Hollick's problems. The trouble with playing the game of Olympic blackmail is that you are liable then to be savaged by extremely savage people, in the form of our particular feral (when angry) current batch of rulers. Hollick is going to need all the friends he can muster in the days to come.

I do not know how seriously to take the alleged French plan to ship the Wheel over to Paris and make it the cherry in the cake of the Paris bid. I love the Wheel, and never for a minute did I fear that this French plan, even assuming it was serious and not just cooked up by some friend of Ken Livingstone, or of the Evening Standard, would be allowed to come to fruition. So I laughed out loud when I first saw the headline.

I also had another laugh this evening when I looked at this website plugging the South Bank Centre, and saw this:

Situated on the South Bank of the River Thames next to the popular London Eye, the South Bank Centre is at the heart of an arts quarter stretching from the National Film Theatre to Tate Modern and Shakespeare's Globe.

If London loses the Olympic bid, as most of us here at Samizdata.net pray that it does, then everything will turn out splendidly. Lots of entertainment, and no actual Olympics to spoil the fun.

On the other hand, if London does get landed with the Olympics, stand by for blackmail like you've never seen before, from whoever decides to give it a go.

May 24, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Make stupidity history
David Carr (London)  Globalization/economics • UK affairs

And since we are on the subject of 'Star Wars' this evening, it appears that Our Glorious Leader has finally been seduced by the 'Dork Side':

They are the must-have fashion accessory for the socially aware - and now Tony Blair has got in on the craze.

Whether worn to highlight racism, cancer research or poverty, coloured bands are a familiar sight on the wrists of footballers and pop stars.

Now the prime minister has been photographed wearing a white Make Poverty History wristband during a trip to a hospital in Edgware, north London.

Perhaps he wants to be in a filmy-wilmy with Gwynnie and Braddie?


[Furthermore, for a polished and forensic debunking of this cloth-headed, celebrity-driven codswallop, I recommend Stephen Pollard]

May 22, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Alternative methods of squeezing pips
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

It is arguable that, despite the radical changes that have transformed the British economy over the last three decades, the political economy underlying the welfare state remains intact. This compact, forged following the swing to the left in 1945, was based upon a universal benefits system, that all members of the national community would benefit from. The postwar Labour government wished to extend the perceived benefits of wartime mobilisation and national solidarity, transforming the People's War into the People's Peace. Such was their success that the underlying principles of the welfare state and the National Health Service, 'from the cradle to the grave' and free healthcare for all, became defining qualities of the British national identity.

Despite the dismantling of the nationalised industries, the third pillar of the welfare state, and the contraction of the benefits system by linking pensions to prices and the use of mens testing, the underlying principles were maintained. Indeed, they were strengthened by the development of the welfare state into a subsidised service for the professional middle classes, with free health and cheap university education. What the Labour government giveth, the Labour government can taketh away.

A striking feature of New Labour policy, or its Brownian version, is the gradual reorientation of the welfare state from its universalist roots towards a structure that favours the public sector professions. This trend appeared during the last Parliament, where the idea that government should automatically finance the university education of the middle classes was broken by the introduction of tuition fees.

Now, in the early days of the Blair administration, there are indications that New Labou is abandoning the principles underlying the universal benefits system in favour of structures and policies that benefit public sector employees. Instead of dismantling the benefits, except where they are financially unviable in the long term, the government has opted for positive discrimination.

This includes the possibility of subsidised mortgages for first time buyers who work in the public sector. Non-graduates will be able to retire at the statutory retirement age, but the government is considering whether graduates, especially private sector professionals should be forced to take their pension state benefits at the age of seventy in recognition of their statistical propensity to live longer. As an aside, this currently favours public sector professionals who will be able to retire at sixty on a defined benefit scheme whereas the private sector pension systems have been crippled by the downturn in investment returns since 1999 and the huge increase in taxation. The immoral viciousness of this government shines through in their willingness to increase the taxes on savings that people put by for their retirement.

Whilst these developments expand the welfare state, they strike at the social contract which supports the system, including the perceived values of fairness and inclusivity. New Labour mouths these slogans but takes steps to discriminate against the middle classes. The governent is closing off alternative routes that were utilised to provide education or an inheritance for their children. A possible example is the removal of charitable status for private schools, a change that may force many of them to close.

Whilst the expansion of the state should always be opposed, the development of overt discrimination within the public sector towards an embryonic nomenklatura, may be a positive development. For, within a democratic system, those discriminated against, will increasingly question why they should pay their taxes for deteriorating or stagnant services that are used to benefit others more than themselves.

May 21, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Fraud and political correctness
Robert Clayton Dean (Texas USA)  UK affairs

Delightful vignette from the always fascinating Theodore Dalrymple:

The fact is that people who commit fraud, at least on a large scale, have lively, intelligent minds. I usually end up admiring them, despite myself. My last encounter was with a man who defrauded the government of $38,000,000 of value added tax. I am afraid that I laughed. After all, he had merely united customers with cheap goods. Unfortunately for him, he had been lifted from his tropical paradise hideaway by helicopter and then extradited. By the time I met him, though, his sentence was almost over. He had discovered Wittgenstein in prison.

“Did you have to pay the money back?” I asked.

“No,” he replied, “though I would have had a shorter sentence if I had.”

He had calculated that an extra two years as a guest of Her Majesty was worth it. I shook his hand, as a man who was unafraid: I could do no other.

This is merely the appetizer, though, for a delightful tale of literary "fraud." Tantalizing you with an excerpt might spoil the fun, so I will simply urge you to, as the man says, read the whole thing.

May 21, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Knife artist
Robert Clayton Dean (Texas USA)  UK affairs

Christopher Hitchens has to be one of the premier knife artists currently working in the English language. Can't say I'm that big a fan of his post-mortem assaults on Catholic luminaries, but when he lights up a political celebrity, well, its all good.

Indeed, he was a type well known in the Labour movement. Prolier than thou, and ostentatiously radical, but a bit too fond of the cigars and limos and always looking a bit odd in a suit that was slightly too expensive. By turns aggressive and unctuous, either at your feet or at your throat; a bit of a backslapper, nothing's too good for the working class: what the English call a "wide boy."
TO THIS DAY, George Galloway defiantly insists, as he did before the senators, that he has "never seen a barrel of oil, owned one, bought one, sold one, and neither has anybody on my behalf." As a Clintonian defense this has its admirable points: I myself have never seen a kilowatt, but I know that a barrel is also a unit and not an entity. For the rest, his defense would be more impressive if it answered any charge that has actually been made. Galloway is not supposed by anyone to have been an oil trader. He is asked, simply, to say what he knows about his chief fundraiser, nominee, and crony. And when asked this, he flatly declines to answer. We are therefore invited by him to assume that, having earlier acquired a justified reputation for loose bookkeeping in respect of "charities," he switched sides in Iraq, attached himself to a regime known for giving and receiving bribes, appointed a notorious middleman as his envoy, kept company with the corrupt inner circle of the Baath party, helped organize a vigorous campaign to retain that party in power, and was not a penny piece the better off for it. I think I believe this as readily as any other reasonable and objective person would. If you wish to pursue the matter with Galloway himself, you will have to find the unlisted number for his villa in Portugal.

Hitch gets in a few licks on our own torpid Senate as well, and is pleased to report being characterized by George Galloway as a "drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay". Worth the read.

We certainly have our fair share of odious idiots, craven lickspittles, and oleaginous opportunists here in the States, but is there, anywhere in the Anglosphere, a worse human being than George Galloway?

May 18, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
The Manchester United business
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Sports • UK affairs

Britons, even those uninterested in sport, would have to have been ignoring the news for the past few weeks not have seen reports about the audacious purchase of English football team Manchester United by American tycoon Malcolm Glazer. His bid, which looks likely to succeed and will take the club off the stock exchange, has enraged fans, concerned that a man with no knowledge of football or the club's history will wreck the club.

I hope the fans' worst fears do not come to pass. The deal is, however, troubling. Glazer has taken on a vast amount of debt to finance the deal, presumably calculating that he can earn enough profits to service his debt to make the deal - known in the jargon as a leveraged buyout - viable. With concerns rising that the economy could slow down and dent the firm's profitability, such a deal could easily end badly for the club. A number of teams, most notably Leeds United, have fallen on hard times, nearly going under due to mountains of debt.

As a gung-ho defender of free enterprise, I can hardly claim that Glazer was not entitled to bid for this team under the rules of the stock market. He has taken his gamble and who knows, it may pay off, although the financial details don't appear very reassuring. I have noticed more than just a whiff of unpleasant anti-Americanism in some of the reporting on this deal in some quarters of the media.

I follow another team - Ipswich Town FC - but have always had a bit of a soft spot for the team that has given us the likes of Duncan Edwards, George Best and Bryan Robson. I hope that this rather oddball entrepreneur from Florida understands what he is doing and does not wreck one of the most famous, if the most famous, sporting institutions in the world.

May 17, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Boyz in the 'hood, British style
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Mark Steyn comments here on the absurdity of trying to legislate to make our charming youth appear less menacing by stopping them from wearing hooded tracksuit tops of the sort familiar in any major city. As he goes on to write, the attempt by the government to try and regulate this sort of thing suggests the government has a terrible naivety about the ability of the State to improve things like manners and standards of conduct by brute force of law:

But respect is a two-way street, and two-way streets are increasingly rare in British town centres. The idea that the national government can legislate respect is a large part of the reason why there isn't any. Almost every act of the social democratic state says: don't worry, you're not responsible, leave it to us, we know best. The social democratic state is, in that sense, profoundly anti-social and ultimately anti-democratic.

As Steyn points out, the habit of wearing hoods, large baseball caps and the like is in part a rebellion against the gazillions of CCTV cameras which now festoon so many of our town centres, shopping malls, public buildings and even, so the government hopes, our countryside. The law of Unintended Consequences, as Steyn says, applies. If you treat the populace like kids being minded by nannies in a creche, some of them will try and hide from nanny the best way they can. Of course, there is no reason why owners of private premises cannot enforce dress codes, as happens in pubs which ban people from wearing soccer shirts etc. However fair or unfair, owners should be allowed to insist on the dress code and behaviour they deem fit.

Perhaps this government might try to treat us like reasonably intelligent adults. You never know, the habit might catch on.

May 16, 2005
Monday
 
 
Jamie Oliver and the improvement of school food
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

The recent television programme which has made the most difference to Britain has, I would say, been Jamie Oliver's show about school food. I did not see the show myself, but my sister, who used to be a General Practitioner, did see it, and was hugely impressed by it. She has not been the only one, to put it mildly. Never in the field of human cookery will so much be eaten, so differently, by so many, at the behest of just one celebrity chef.

My sister was especially impressed by the bit of his show where Jamie persuaded just one family to change the diet, for just one week, of their extremely troublesome and badly behaved children. The behaviour of the children was utterly transformed! They became nice, companionable people. Even more striking was that, as a treat for having eaten their meat and two veg (or whatever it was) and for behaving so well, the children were given another junk food meal, and they immediately reverted to being their old monstrous selves.

I have two comments to make about this story, beyond observing that it has had an electrifying effect upon Britain's educrats, and school food providers.

First, it is quite wrong to blame the free market for this sorry episode. In a real free market, schools would fall over themselves to offer good meals rather than bad ones. Insofar as there is something resembling a private sector in British education, it does supply quite nutritious food. (I went to a succession of private sector schools, and the food was pretty good, in the adult sense of being nutritionally good.) When British state schools were instructed, by Margaret Thatcher, to farm out school catering to the lowest bidders, that was an exercise in state diktat, not of the freedom of a free market. In real free markets you are not compelled to buy the cheapest version of what you want. No, you buy what you truly want, and if you choose to buy something good but more expensive, fine. That is your choice.

But when the same old single customer (the government) decides that its purchases shall be obtained from slightly different suppliers, that does not make a free market. One single word, 'privatisation', was invented to blur this distinction, the idea being that moves in a free market direction had to be made one small step at a time, and once you have lots of separate school food suppliers, that might make it easier to move towards having lots of genuinely independent schools. And that may even be true. But the distinction thus blurred should nevertheless be insisted upon.

Second, since this is not actually a free market versus state diktat issue, but merely a good food versus bad food issue, then, if like me you agree with my sister that the kind of food Jamie Oliver has been recommending would be an improvement over junk food, then you will welcome the influence he is now having. I agree that a free market in education, as in everything, would be better. But given that education is largely nationalised, it is good, other things being equal, that the inmates of this system should be well fed rather than badly fed.

May 12, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Good news! BBC to strike!
Perry de Havilland (London)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

At last, that bastion of idiotarianism the BBC is going to go off the air for a while, God willing! That these grasping tax funded parasites are going to strike during major televised sporting events is splendid news so maybe now more folks might be a bit less willing to shell out £125 (about $240) per year in order to support an institution filled with moral relativists, collectivists, reflexive anti-Americans and pro-Islamofascists.

May 10, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The earthquake in Northern Ireland
Perry de Havilland (London)  Irish affairs • UK affairs

Whilst Britain remains fixated on the aftermath of Tony Blair's unprecedented third term victory against their intellectually bankrupt and dependably inept opponents, it would behove people in Britain to pay a bit more attention to the electoral earthquake which shook Ulster which has resulted in David Trimble's relatively moderate Ulster Unionist Party has almost completely collapsing in favour of Ian Paisley Democratic Unionist Party.

Now that the only two significant political players locally are the two extremist parties from either side of the sectarian divide, things look like they are about to get dramatically more... interesting. The message from the Northern Ireland's protestant majority seems pretty damn clear to me but is anyone actually listening? I have a feeling I am going to be spending a lot more time keeping tabs on what get said on Slugger O'Toole, that most indispensable source of insights for all things Northern Irish, to see how things develop.

May 09, 2005
Monday
 
 
Dumping pragmatism on pragmatic grounds
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

This is interesting. It is Maurice Saatchi, in the Telegraph, ruminating upon the Conservative electoral defeat:

It will come as a surprise to my Conservative colleagues, as they absorb the lessons of last week's defeat, to learn that the Tory Party lost the 2005 election in 1790. That was the year Edmund Burke first advised Conservatives to concentrate on: What is not What should be.

With that single fatal distinction, pragmatism became the hallmark of Conservatism. Absence of idealism became its invisible badge of honour. And aimlessness became the pinnacle of its morality. There would never be a romantic bone in a Conservative body - or so Burke hoped.

Two hundred years later, Conservatism has fallen into an electoral slump, because it remains captive to his bleak instruction. At the 2005 election, the authentic voice of 18th-century Tory pragmatism spoke through the medium of the Conservative spokesman who said: "If you want philosophy, read Descartes." He meant that the function of the Conservative Party is to make the trains run on time. That may be so, or at least partly right. But the lesson of the campaign we have just fought is that the mere promise of efficiency is not enough to persuade people that you would be an efficient Government. Mere anger at the problems of the world we live in is not enough to convince the voters that the Conservative Party is fit to solve them.

Read the whole thing. And while you are about it, read this Paul Marks paper to see what a misreading of Burke much of the above is. The usual Conservative practice where Edmund Burke is concerned is to misread him to be an unthinking, anti-principled pragmatist, and agree with that misreading. Saatchi misreads in the usual manner, but at least disagrees with the misreading. With the flair of the advertising man that he is, he signals his argument for principle by being a Conservative and opposing Burke. Good grief!! Would Burke himself have been pleased or infuriated? A bit of both, probably.

But never mind about such scholarly digressions. The point about this piece is not just what is being said but who is saying it.

This is a world-renowned advertising guru speaking, not some aging loony libbo policy wonk. Here is a man who knows about how elections are won and lost – and more to the point who is widely believed by your average Conservative Party heavyweight/hack to know about how elections are won and lost – who is saying that pragmatism, purely on pragmatic grounds, must be dumped, and replaced, on equally pragmatic grounds, with things like ideas, principles, abstractions, and even a dash or two of utopian dreaming.

What this could mean is that the sort of ideas which Conservatives have been carefully distancing themselves from for the last decade, ideas like the ones peddled here at Samizdata.net, might just start making some kind of comeback within Conservative ranks. After all, their vote pretty much stagnated in the election just concluded. Whatever shreds of success that Conservatives can now point to came because Labour's vote fell, somewhat. The Conservatives are going to have to put on a far better show if they ever want to win. Being somewhat more disciplined, complaining about immigration, and promising tax cuts without spending cuts does not add up to a winning message. What are they for? What should be?

Much of the drop in the Labour vote can be explained by a war which many Labour voters detested. So if the leading spirit of this war, Tony Blair, is pushed aside, the Labour vote may then go up again. Seriously, Labour could win the next election with a substantially increased majority. If Tony Blair's successor has learnt the lesson of Blairism (as much government as the country can afford but no more), then the Conservatives could be facing their worst result ever (because as numerically sickening as ever and their fourth loss in a row) next time around.

I expect many Conservatives to work all this out in due course. Some may even have worked it out already. Now that pragmatism has been tried and has failed, maybe, next time, they will try something else.

I do not want to exaggerate this. Nothing could possibly persuade me to waste any of what remains of my life urging people to vote Conservative, still less urging them to waste all of what remains of their lives trying to infiltrate the Conservatives, on the off chance that such optimism as the above may turn out to be a little bit justified, and that some of the ideas that the Conservatives resort to prove to be of the sort that I favour.

Many Conservatives will prefer simply to bet that Tony Blair and his successor are screwing up the British economy now and will screw up the British economy more, and that the steady pair of hands that they think they are offering, and that David Carr alluded to in his post-election posting, will suffice to get them back into power. And what is more, they could be right.

I merely note an interesting article, by an interesting man, suggestive of what is at least an interesting possibility.

May 09, 2005
Monday
 
 
Sullivan hits the mark
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Andrew Sullivan has an absolutely barnstormer of a piece here about the British elections. It is often highly refreshing to read a perspective on the poll by a Brit living thousands of miles away after having spent the past two decades earning a living outside the UK. His analysis of what is wrong with the Tories, his brilliant skewering of our media, and his rendering of the LibDems and Labour, is spot on.

May 08, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Naked
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

I have now had some time to reflect on the outcome of last week’s General Election.

In many respects it was something of a non-event. Nobody seriously expected any result other than another Labour victory and the only matter which gave rise to any material speculation was the size of the Labour majority.

As it transpired, that majority was considerably reduced, providing some electoral benefit to both the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats but nonetheless leaving the re-elected government with a perfectly playable hand.

On the face of it, last week’s elections appears to have changed nothing. Tony Blair is still the PM and his brand of ‘modernised’ social democracy appears to be what the public have again decided they want. Yet, a closer analysis of the voting figures reveals what I believe to be a significant development, albeit one that may take a while yet to manifest itself.

I will expand on this but, before I do, I want to make a few observations about the other two main parties.

I like to think of myself as a reasonably articulate man but I am struggling to find the words to adequately express just how much I despise and abhor the loathsome (and fraudulently misnamed) Liberal Democrats. The most charitable thing I can say about them…No, sorry I cannot find anything charitable to say about them at all. This creepy collection of local government officers, geography teachers and assorted smelly cranks combine the hungry opportunism of a trap-door spider with the prim, bossy condescension of an Edwardian school ma’am, only without the good looks of the former or the moral fibre of the latter.

Even their ostensibly laudable opposition to ID cards was borne out of their instinct for grab-a-headline hucksterism ratherthan any real principle. If they ever got close to getting their hands on the levers of power (God forbid!) they would not only flip-flop on the ID cards but would most likely insist on surveillance cameras in our bedrooms to boot.

But, and on the bright side, their decision to position themselves well to the left of the government means that they have also painted themselves into a corner. The marginal seats where they are the principal opposition are all Labour held and that means that their activists are going to have to tack ever further to the left in their relentless campaign to mop up New Labour’s excretions. But what these stupid sods have forgotten are the very reasons for Tony Blair’s emergence and subsequent success. Much to the chagrin of the Guardianistas (and the principle reason for their thematic self-pity), the bulk of the British public have never had any sort of truck with or appetite for hard left politics.

So, actually, I have got something good to say about the Lib Dems: they are doomed.

Now for the Conservatives. It seems that they have finally finished cleaning up after the wild excesses of the Thatcherite party. The blood has been mopped up from the carpet, the vomit washed from the walls and all the empties have been bagged and binned. Things are back to normal now and the Party has returned to its default, 1950’s incarnation of being a bunch of dull but decent chaps whose job is to convince the voters that they are the steady hands required to steer the tiller on the ship of a bloated and dirigiste state.

The true problem for Tories is that they just do not do politics. Politics is a messy and confrontational business that is best left to others who know how to do it properly and are not so averse to getting their hair mussed. Deep down in their hearts, Conservative MPs just want a very quiet life, a reasonable stipend and a researcher-cum-catamite. All this nasty politics stuff just gives them a headache.

This being the case, the immediate future (for them) looks good because their Party appears to be more durable than many (including I) had previously thought. Due almost entirely to some desperately fed-up sections of the electorate willing to drag the Party out if its grave, the advances made last week are probably just comforting enough to convince the leadership that they are on right track and that this is not time to begin shilly-shallying around with dangerous ideas. Much better (and more agreeable) to carry on cruising and rely on their dependable Shire vote.

The Conservative Party is a benign tumour: difficult to remove but incapable of causing any real damage.

The Labour Party is an altogether different beast. They love doing politics and they do it with a ruthless professionalism, that a part of me at least, is forced to admire and which has enabled them to win three General Elections on the spin (pun intended).

But this last victory may prove to be a pyrrhic one. Last week the Labour Party took 36.2% of the vote on a turnout of some 61%. This means that only 21% of the electorate voted for a Labour government and 79% did not.

These figures do not, of themselves, invalidate the result. Under the rules as they are currently configured, Labour unquestionably won. But, by not-at-all-curious coincidence, 21% is only very slightly higher than the proportion of the electorate that now works, in some form or another, for the state. It is their bloc vote alone which has given Labour their third term in office and formed a government of the public sector, by the public sector and for the public sector.

In some corners, there are already dark denials that this government has any sort of mandate. This is untrue. It has a very clear, nay resounding, mandate to maintain (and, wherever possible, accelerate) the process of plundering the productive sector and transferring the resultant booty to their client-voters in the form of income, status and privileges.

The huge majorities which Labour won in 1997 and again in 2001 enabled them to plausibly present themselves as a ‘Party of the people’ with something good and wholesome to offer everybody. But the result last week has made that snake oil much harder to sell and perhaps even impossible. The New Labour project has not changed. It is the same now as it was then. But last week’s result has stripped it bare of its pretensions and left it standing naked and plainly visible for what it really is: a kleptocracy.

Sometimes a village is inundated by a man-made reservoir. Often, though, that is not the last that anyone has seen of it. In the hot summer months, when the water level drops, a rotting church steeple can be seen poking up accusingly above the water line. If the level drops further, then the roofs of ruined buildings which one housed a thriving community become visible too, reminding everyone of the price that was paid for the reservoir.

Economies are rather like that. While there is plenty of money sloshing around, no one can see the ruins that are mouldering away in the murky depths. But when the money begins to dry up, the hitherto-hidden damage rises up starkly into plain sight. It does not require anything as dramatic as a full-blown recession. A mild to moderate interruption of the good times is enough to uncover the damning evidence of destruction. If that happens, then it will no longer be possible for the government to fool even the most dull-witted of taxpayers as to the nature and methods of those who are wrecking their lives. When that day comes, the government of the public sector, by the public sector and for the public sector will perish from the land.

As to the matter of its replacement? Search me. There appear to be no desirable candidates.

May 06, 2005
Friday
 
 
Pretty much the result I was looking for
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Daily Mail's print headline screamed "You gave him a bloody nose!" and the Sun snickered that Tony Blair had been given a "Kick in the Ballots".

Excuse me? Blair wins a historic third term with a good sixty plus seat majority and this is being portrayed as something less than a major political triumph for the Labour party? If ever there was an instance of how the mainstream media has a remarkable talent for making an ass of itself, this is it. This was not a 'vindication' of the Tories (as suggested by the print edition of the Telegraph), it was just another confirmation that they have become utterly irrelevant. One way to see this is that Labour has pulled off a historic victory (which is an indisputable fact). Another way to look at this is that the Tories have suffered a historic defeat. That even after all these years they still cannot be accepted as a viable alternative shows that they are far worse historically speaking than any other British Tory party for a very long time indeed.

So I got the result I wanted. Sure I loath Labour’s ghastly regulatory statism and contempt for civil liberties but Michael Howard is now no longer leader of his party and the cabal around him which turned the Tories into Labour-Lite has been shown to be losers of quite some magnitude. Now maybe, just maybe, something better can come along as the scale of their failure starts to sink in.

In the comment section of my previous post on this blog, many people seemed to think I was urging 'libertarians' not to vote for the Conservative party because it was not the small government libertarian leaning party of my dreams. Well sure, but that is not who I had in mind. I was really not thinking about 'libertarians' at all when I urged people not to vote Tory, I was thinking about Tories. The reason I am delighted that millions of conservatives did not vote for Michael Howard was that the Tory party is not a conservative party and enough people realised that for the right result to happen. For as long as the Conservative party is peddling nothing more than the same old "give us your money for skoolzandhospitals" crap as Labour and the LibDems, they really should be shunned by millions of people who describe themselves as, well, conservative.

And that is exactly what happened.

May 06, 2005
Friday
 
 
Samizdata quote of the day
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Slogans/quotations • UK affairs

9.30am BST Yes, Labour's 60-65 majority was achieved with only 36% of the vote - an all-time low for a winning party in Britain. That reflects an election in which the traditional party labels didn't quite capture the real divisions in the electorate. Nonetheless, I'd say it's worse news for the Tories - not just because it's an unprecedented third consecutive loss for the party but because such recovery as there was was so pathetic. In the days before the election, a lot of Tories told me that the real measure of their success was whether and by how much they'd break the 200-seat barrier. And even that was a conscious effort to lower expectations. The Conservatives are presently on 195 seats. That would have been regarded as a disaster for Thatcher, Major or even William Hague, and swift resignation would have followed. The Tory leadership's ability to spin this as a great "improvement" is confirmation of just how shrivelled the modern British Conservative Party really is.

- Mark Steyn

May 06, 2005
Friday
 
 
Were you up for Twigg?
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

Some brief news about the UK General Election.

With some 40 or so constituencies still to declare, ZaNu-Labour have (as expected) won a third term in office, though with a much reduced majority. Tony Blair looks rather chastened. The Conservatives have done rather better than I (or anybody else) had expected. Michael Howard looks rather pleased. The truly hideous Leninist-Democrats have gained a few seats but, fortunately, nowhere near as many as they were expecting. They are still in third place by some distance.

Oh and George Galloway is back in Parliament.

I will offer up some more thoughts later and as soon as I have some time to spare.

May 05, 2005
Thursday
 
 
First impressions
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

First impressions that this is going to be a much worse night for Labour than some polls have suggested. Exit polls are pointing to a big cut in the size of Labour's majority. Early days yet.

May 05, 2005
Thursday
 
 
If you ever want to see a meaningful Tory Party, for goodness sake do not vote for them today
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Hopefully the Tory party will get hammered at the polls today and take a giant leap towards the crisis they so richly deserve. As I have urged before, if you ever want to get a party which does not share the vast majority of its views with Labour, then for goodness sake do not reward their aiding and abetting of pervasive government by voting for the buggers. Do not hold your nose and vote for Michael Howard's carnival of clowns because they are the less evil because they are nothing of the sort: they are the same evil with the added toxic characteristic of providing an illusion of choice.

If you are going to vote rather than do something useful with your day, and yet you want an end to the European Union's takeover of British politics, a smaller state, lower taxes (rather than just 'less tax increases') and an end to the panopticon ID/database state (or even just any one of those), you will get none of them by voting Tory. If you cannot bring yourself to kick the voting habit altogether, then why not vote UKIP? At least that way you get to indulge your fetish for voting whilst at the same time annoying the chattering classes and not rewarding a collaborationist 'opposition'.

May 05, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Our Soylent Green is GM-free!
David Carr (London)  Health • UK affairs

It takes some nerve to announce this on the day of a General Election. Mind you, I doubt very much that it would at all influence the outcome:

Patients should be refused treatment because of their age in some cases, government advisers have proposed.

Where age can affect the benefits or risks of treatment, discrimination is appropriate, the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence said.

Charities representing older people said the recommendations were outrageous and sent out mixed messages.

Wrong. The message is quite clear and will gradually become more acceptable. Within five years, people over 75 will be offered euthanasia when they get sick. Within 10 years it will be mandatory.

May 05, 2005
Thursday
 
 
"More money for (insert government agency of choice)"
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

Not that anyone would know it from reading this blog, but there is a General Election taking place here in Britain later today.

Of course, I cannot and would not presume to speak for any of my fellow contributors, but for my part, my hitherto silence on this ostensibly 'big' issue is due entirely to boredom. I suppose I could delve into my rhetorical box of tricks and rummage around to find some sound ideological justification for denouncing the whole process as illegitimate and antithetical to genuinely liberal ideas, but I simply cannot muster the enthusiasm to do so.

If there had been anything like a real debate in this campaign or anything resembling a challenge to the prevailing intellectual hegemony then I might have been moved to add my voice to the throng. But, as it is, I cannot recall any national election being so stultifyingly dull, so suffocatingly vapid, so determinedly anodyne and strictly-by-the-numbers that the task of making a difference is rather like trying to move mountains by simply shouting at them. Some battles are not worth fighting.

And the issues? Well, there are no issues. Instead there is one, universal promise, writ large in every syllable of every soundbite of every candidate. It is a promise, nay an earnest pledge, to hose down the public sector with money. To the extent that there is any debate at all, it is merely some sporadic bickering about how widely to open the valve and the direction in which it should be aimed. This is the only constant, the sole electoral standard and the only message (so orthodoxy holds) that the public wants to hear.

I cannot say for sure whether or not this is true. If the bleatings of the pundits are to believed then something like a half (or possibly just over a half) of eligible voters will trudge along to a voting booth tomorrow to endorse the 'new boss' and even among those dutiful citizens, I detect little passion or genuine commitment. They will go through the motions, more out of habit than conviction. The rest merely shrug with indifference and resignation. Not even the revelations that the process is shot through with fraud seems to have stirred any ripples.

This is such a strange place to live right now. A deep wellspring of tired cynicism with the same old, same old runs congruent with an abject fear of the unfamiliar. An apparently universal conviction that none of the candidates are going to improve any single persons life by so much as an iota is inexplicably coupled with a refusal to countenance any public acknowledgement that this, in fact, the case.

For what it is worth, I expect that the government will win the election and win it handsomely and things will just grind on pretty much as before. How long will this last? I cannot say. Maybe this is some temporary trough; a mere interregnum between great periods of flux and change. Or maybe it really is the 'end of history'? It certainly feels like it.

May 04, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Post activist politics
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

I first noticed it in about 1975, or whatever was the year of the first referendum about what was then called the Common Market. (The one where they said that Nobody Is Suggesting Political Union.) And what I noticed was that party workers below the rank of Household Word had become superfluous to political requirements. The Yes campaigners and the No campaigners had duly assembled themselves and had begun to harass people in the street, but they were brushed aside, the way we now brush aside charity clipboarders. We already knew, from our TV sets, what the arguments were, and we did not need further interruption to our lives and daily routine when out shopping.

It is a commonplace that television has done terrible things to crime, by showing so much of it, and by emptying the streets of law-abiding, telly-owning citizens; and to education, by making it possible for children to be amused and diverted for hours on end without having to be literate. It would be very odd if television had not done equally deranging things to politics.

The usual way that the impact of television on politics is discussed is to talk about the way that the senior politicians now present themselves, more chattily and less like ship's foghorns, with more charm and less Churchillian bellowing. That is all true as far as it goes, but there is also the destructive impact upon politics lower down the political food chain. Simply, as that referendum showed, party workers have become insignificant. Oh, they are still worth having. But they are no longer essential. They are like actors in provincial theatre companies.

In the old days of Churchillian bellowing, the top politicians were, then as now, the ones who did the important political communicating, but the machine they used to do this was run by the lesser mortals, the party workers, who organised the meetings, arranged the chairs and assembled the audiences. Remember those meetings? You probably do not remember them, because they died out a long, long time ago.

And once the party workers became superfluous, so their opinions started to count for less.

The Thatcher era disguised all this, because the Thatcher era was an era of extremism. But this was not because extremist party workers took over the parties. It was because the times were extreme. Britain faced an extreme crisis. It was about to turn into South America. This required extreme measures from an extreme government, like: the government only spending as much as it could get from taxation; like: shutting down industries that were losing a million quid a day; like: crushing the trade unions that would, uncrushed, have crushed the life out of the country. Extreme policies like that. But all this extremity was imposed by Mrs Thatcher, from the top. And she did all this in a rather Churchillian manner, despite all those elocution classes, which further interrupted the inevitable emergence of the new political world which we now inhabit. For twenty more years, politics remained a furious row between political partisans, some of whom said Britain should have more government than it could afford, and the others of whom said it should have less, with the softly centrist activists being being drowned out by the shouters. Ah, the good old days, when voting counted for something!

The reality underneath all this rowing was and is that the voters want something that few party workers of any persuasion want. The voters want as much government as the country can afford, no more, but no less. And, following Thatcher, this is what they have had, much to the disgust of the party workers.

But, who gives a toss what the party workers think? They are unnecessary. If the Prime Minister or the Opposition Leader have something they want to say to the people of the country, they say it to the TV cameras. They do need to address any mass meetings. The activist classes, frankly, can go screw themselves. It is nice for a top politician when they agree with you, but if they do not, tough. What can they – we – do? Write angry letters to the newspapers? Rant away on our websites and blogs? Yawn.

Thus neutered, we activists leave the political parties free to fight their fights without us, uninfluenced by our opinions, which in practice means them all concentrating on marginal, decisive seats, and with tiny variations on that "as much government as we can afford" theme, with a bit more spending here and a bit less there, a few pennies on or off this or that tax. Extreme statements are carefully avoided, for fear of frightening that precious marginal, middle ground. The politicians raise their millions, and spend them on elaborate television commercials and giant posters that mere party workers have no hand in designing or displaying. Polling organisations measure the results, and ordain where more millions shall be spent, and on what further commercials and posters. Peter Oborne was on the telly last week moaning about all this, and he called it "post-democratic" politics. Tosh. The democratic process is rolling on triumphant. But it is post-activist politics, politics done only by politicians and their staffs, without the footsoldiers. It is different.

Despite perhaps being oversimplified, the above ruminations do, I think, make some sense both of the atmosphere of this present general election, and, in particular, of the extreme reluctance that we Samizdatistas have shown in posting stuff about it. We have had nothing to agree with, and nothing much even to disagree with, other than the usual stuff that we always disagree with. Nothing is being said during this campaign which makes us either particularly happy or particularly disgusted. Hence our relative silence on the subject. We, after all, are fully paid up members of the activist classes, and we do not matter any more. The political argument goes right past us now.

This posting complements the earlier one I did about voting decline. That was about what political activists used to do, but no longer do, for the people. This one has been about what they used to do, but no longer do, for the politicians. The activists now burn the candle, so to speak, at neither end.

Maybe one day, we activists will again count for something. Our now insignificant websites will, I personally believe, eventually add up to something very big indeed, and in the USA you/they can already feel this new world coming into being. But what that something will be for the rest of us, I will leave to future postings.

May 03, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Reflections on the Miner's Strike
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

I spent an enjoyable night at the theatre watching the musical, "Billy Elliott", based on the film of the same name. It is the tale of a boy with ambitions to be a dancer, who lives in a northern English mining town during the time of the year-long miners' strike of 1984-5 and is full of references to the political controversy of that time. How long ago it must feel to some of us who live in an era of far more peaceful industrial relations.

We have become so used to the relatively low level of strike action in Britain compared with the madness of the 1970s that some people in the audience watching folk cavorting on the stage must have wondered what the issues were about. My fiancee, who is Maltese, certainly did. She was actually appalled at the biased presentation of the then Thatcher-led government in the musical. I pointed out that this sort of bias is pretty standard boilerplate for the sort of leftist folk who tend to dominate the thespian world. It is easy for us, from our vantage point 20 years after the strike, to bask in the sentimental glow of affection for a lost world of pits, working men's clubs, marching brass bands and the rest.

But at the risk of incurring the wrath of the commenters here, I did feel sympathy for a whole cluster of people who, faced with the iron laws of economics and a government determined to shake up the energy industry, faced losing their jobs and livelihoods. Even for a gung-ho proponent of laissez-faire like yours truly, the massive changes to our industrial landscape are not a story of unalloyed joy. It is a major issue for modern economies: how do we fully engage the energies of people who previously spent the years between 16 and 60 hewing coal out of the ground, riveting ships or working on car assembly lines? I cannot help but wonder that some of the problems of modern society, such as the loutish behaviour of young men, for instance, has something to do with the fact that in years past, young men who were not academic high-fliers nevertheless had a source of pride in doing something productive and in the case of mining, frequently very dangerous.

That all said, it is to my mind a great sign of progress that we no longer expect tens of thousands of men to work miles under the ground to keep our ovens, street lights and heating systems working.

May 02, 2005
Monday
 
 
A rash prediction
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Science & Technology • UK affairs

With the price of crude oil holding over $50 per barrel, how long will it be before the more flexible parts of the Green movement start arguing that nuclear power is actually not such a bad idea after all?

I ask this question because it seems to me that Britain, like a lot of other western nations, could be facing a Californian-style energy shortage fairly soon. It goes without saying that such an issue is completely off the political radar right now.

Comment away!

April 30, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Voting decline and the two welfare states
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

A few days ago I sat down to write an article about this election that is coming up, to try to explain why neither I, nor the other Samizdatistas, nor, apparently, very many of the British electorate, were getting very excited about it. Last time around, the voter turn-out was way down, and they are predicting the same thing again only more so.

However, I think it is important to distinguish between boringness and the decline of the overall vote, because an election can still be extremely exciting for those who remain excited by it, yet turn off lots of others by the million. Witness recent Presidential elections in the USA.

So, in this posting I will concentrate on the decline in the British voter turn-out in successive general elections, and speculate about why this has happened.

In order to try to understand this, I googled my way to this short piece, which I found very informative.

It shows several things. First, it shows that the vote has indeed declined. See the first graph of voter turn-out for each general election since the war.

Second, it explains where. Basically, the voter decline has been most severe in the Labour inner-city strongholds. The voting decline is largely a working class – or perhaps one should say ex-working class – phenomenon.

What gives? Why are these people not voting as much as they used to?

Let me rephrase the question by turning it upside down. Why did they ever bother to vote in such huge numbers in the first place?

I think the answer is that they voted because people who cared about them, and were of use to them, asked them to and told them to. A sociologist would say that they were all members of a voting tribe, for whom voting was a norm. An economist would say that they voted in exchange for favours that fellow tribesmen gave to them. In practice, such things are but different facets of the same thing, reinforcing one another to the point where separating the two notions becomes impossible.

Not that Britain's working class voted Labour in the nineteenth century. There was no Labour. But they did vote. Individual interest and collective values, tribal and national, both pushed them towards voting, in huge percentages. With the rise of Labour, working class votes flowed towards Labour, but never completely. There were always millions of working class Conservative voters. But this posting is about the total number of votes cast, not who they were cast for.

In the twentieth century, partly in response to all this working class voting, a welfare state has been created.

This has undermined voting, by separating the working class from its traditional leaders and protectors. In the Friendly Societies, and then in the Trade Unions, benefits, both monetary and in kind, flowed to members, and votes flowed from members, in exchange or as part of the order of nature, whichever sort of wording you prefer.

But when you now get your welfare cheque, nobody tells you which way to vote if you want to go on getting it, or even to minimise the fuss in getting it. And, your welfare cheque has the effect of making you less dependent upon favours from other identifiable human beings, of the sort who might have political preferences and allegiances.

Voter decline is especially concentrated among the unemployed. This makes perfect sense, once you stop thinking merely about people's opinions and interests and think instead about where – and from whom – they might, or, now, might not, be getting such opinions abnd being told about such interests, and whether or not they bother to act on them by voting in accordance with them. Sure, the unemployed have all sorts of economic interests and opinions that make them vote this way or that way. But, as many an apathetic non-voter has explained, why bother? One vote will not make any difference.

In earlier times, your one vote made a hell of a difference. If you did not supply it, you suffered tangible losses in the form of grumpiness from known individuals whom you needed to keep on the right side of. Not any more.

But now, look again at that voting chart. The usual way to look at it is to say that it is a flat line, and then a fall off a cliff in 2001. But another way of looking at it is to see it as smooth descent, with a massive plateau-like interruption to that descent. Look at it this way, and 2001 becomes the norm. It is the years from 1970 to 1997 that become the oddity. What were they about? 1950, 1951, 1959, 1964, 1966, 1970 and 2001 are all in that same declining straight line. 1955, which I shall ignore, is an anomaly, for being too low, as it were. And all the years from 1970 to 1997 were, so to speak, too high. What might that be about?

I think that the answer is that in twentieth century Britain there were two welfare states, and not just the one. There was the "individual" welfare state, the one that gives you your individual stash of money, week after week, which more and more people have been gradually sucked into relying on. And if it is true that people have only gradually been sucked into involvement with that, then that would make sense of the underlying steady decline in voting.

However, meanwhile, until lately, there has been another welfare state, in the form of vast industries kept alive by nationalisation, subsidy, and general political coddling. The argument about whether these were a good idea got seriously started after Harold Wilson had added several more such industries to the ones that already existed, that is to say in about 1970. The argument got more and more heated, and became white hot when Mrs Thatcher shut them down.

For as long as this second welfare state lasted, and for as long as the argument about whether it should last lasted, that caused millions to vote. Their work-mates, union superiors, and so forth, told them to vote Labour, if they were in the politically supported industries. And, there was also a tidal wave of anti-Labour voting from people who, given the chance to vote against it, wanted the industrial welfare state done away with. Again, they told each other to do this.

And then, that all stopped. There was one final hurrah of high turn-out in 1997, when three things happened simultaneously. First, millions of people, who agreed with Thatcher's policies but who loathed her personally and loathed even more her ghastly Conservative lieutenants and supporters, were finally able to give the Conservatives a good kicking without rebuilding the industrial welfare state and ruining the country. Second, millions more people, who had become exaggeratedly optimistic about the new entrepreneurial arrangements which Thatcher had supposedly ushered in and who had then got hit badly, also gave the Conservatives a good kicking. And third, people got excited about Blair.

Then, they stopped being quite so angry with the Conservatives, stopped telling each other to vote, and stopped being excited about Blair, and the vote fell off that cliff.

My surmise is that the suddenness with which Thatcher shut down the second of the two welfare states is what caused the suddenness in the decline. Suddenly, all that voting, against it, but especially for it, and after a brief punitive spasm of anti-Cionservative revenge, also stopped.

This time, there may or may not be an anti-Blair vote (we shall see), similar to all those disillusioned ex-Thatcherites who voted Labour in 1997 because their wallpaper companies had gone bust and they were reduced to minicab driving. Lots of Labour people make now vote against Blair and his Iraq war by voting Liberal, or even Conservative. So the result, in the sense of relative performances, may this time be very different. Or it may not. But the decline in overall turn-out looks set to continue, for all the reasons described above.

The one thing that might halt it would be if the number of public sector workers recruited by Labour since 1997, a revived version of the collective welfare state that Thatcher closed down, was big enough to get a whole new slab of people back to the polls, voting Labour presumably. But maybe not, because of the anti-Blair anti-war factor.

Two final comments. First, voting is subject to long time lags between cause and effect. I have written as if what some guy at work says to you yesterday decides how you will vote today. Actually, of course, voting this way or that way is more like a habit, which may outlast the circumstances that gave rise to it by several decades. For that reason alone, I would expect the vote to decline again at the next election. Simply, a whole bunch of people who got their voting habits years ago will be dead and gone, and replaced by another new set of apathetics. That cliff the graph falls off is only a cliff because you put 90 percent at the top and 50 percent at the bottom. If it went from 100 to zero, that fall would be seen as only the beginning of what it might turn into.

And finally, a pre-emptive comment, about the EU. I do not think that the EU has had much to do with this voter decline. Whether the British government is good for you or bad for you, helpful to you and your friends or harmful, is still hugely affected by who that government is, and it will be for quite some time. At present, we have two front benches who more or less completely agree with each other, apart from one liking Blair and the other not. But that agreement is because they agree, not because the EU has forced them to agree.

Besides which, what about the USA? Overall turn-out has been worryingly low there also, for all those who worry about such things, has it not? And for longer. The USA is not a newly conquered province of anything bigger, is it? Well, maybe it is. Maybe, like the rest of us, they are being conquered by a new global elite, of gradually increasing relative importance. To put it another way, there is, maybe, some small thing like an EU factor at work here, but if there is, it is not confined to the EU.

April 28, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Do you really want me to answer that?
Michael Jennings (London)  UK affairs

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If I thought the Tories genuinely would spend £35bn less on "public services" I might even vote for them. However....

April 21, 2005
Thursday
 
 
This is why voting is so important
David Carr (London)  UK affairs
Tony Blair today promised that Labour would cut crime by 15% if it was elected for a third term.

Not to be outdone by this bold commitment, the other main parties hastened to make what they believe are equally appealing promises to the electorate.

The Liberal Democrats have pledged to increase intelligence if they are elected. A press release issued by their head office (which nobody can actually find) claimed that "average IQs have slipped dramatically under this government". They promise that the Liberal Democrats are determined to close the "mental wealth gap" by extracting neurons from the brains of very clever people and injecting them into the brains of stupid ones.

Meanwhile, the Conservatives have promised to make people taller. Speaking outside Central Office, some chinless mediocrity said that their proposals would help everyone under 5' 10" and would result in an average height gain of 3 inches.

The Greens have poured scorn on the Conservative proposals claiming that the reason that some people are shorter than others is because tall people are hogging more than their fair share of growth hormones. A Green spokesman..er woman...er thingy, said that the Greens are committed to a programme of genetic redistribution.

So the race for election of May 5th is hotting up and if you don't vote you could well miss out on all these good things.

April 19, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Bye bye Byers?
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

John K added a comment to the Rover over story here last week which Mark Holland liked so much that he reproduced it over at his blog in its entirety. I agree, and had in mind to do something similar here when I first read it. But now that Mark has already immortalised it, I will confine myself to reproducing the final enraged paragraph of what John K had to say about Stephen Byers:

I know we sometimes make jokes about jumped up Polytechnic lecturers going into Parliament, but Byers really was a jumped up Polytechnic lecturer, a man with no experience of anything outside of the Senior Common Room and Labour Party hackery, and this spineless imbecile, a man so hopeless that despite living up Tony's rectum eventually even el Presidente had to realise he was not up to the job, or indeed any job, and expel him like the compacted turd he was, is and forever will be, this man completed the Labour Party's destruction of the British owned motor industry.

So far so entertaining. We think Byers is a fool. We would. But then last Sunday evening, in the tube, I picked up a discarded copy of the Observer business section. And I later read, on its front page, this piece about the Rover debacle, which contained the following choice invective, also about Stephen Byers:

But there is nothing 'natural' about the Longbridge scandal; it is no act of God. It is an entirely man-made catastrophe, which can be blamed on a relatively small number of individuals. They can and should be made to pay.

The first culprit is Stephen Byers, who pushed the BMW-Phoenix deal through in 2000. Confronted on TV with his guilt, he all but sang 'Je ne regrette rien', while praising himself for keeping the Longbridge workers in employment for the past five years. This is the man who sold the original deal as a way of guaranteeing a long-term volume car business in Britain.

Now we are asked to believe the real plan all along was to ease the workers into redundancy, and to view industrial policy as an extension of the social security department. That speaks volumes about new Labour's attitude to business. Byers, who harbours ambitions of a return to government after the election, is a busted flush who should stay on the backbenches for the rest of his hopefully brief political career.

The other culprits are, of course, the Phoenix Four, led by their still maddeningly smug chief, John Towers. . . .

Something tells me that Byers will not actually pay anything, and incompetence by the standards of normal life is not the same as political incompetence, is it? So he may indeed make a political comeback. However, the fact that Byers is being trashed in the Observer makes me optimistic that this particular incompetent may have had his day.

If so, then I guess he will have to go back to Polytechnic lecturing. If they'll have him.

April 19, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The grave problems with the Conservative Party
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  UK affairs

Three newspapers caught my attention today, in relation to what they had to say about the Conservative party.

Mark Steyn in the Daily Telegraph pointed out that the Conservative party was not even arguing against the doctrines of social democracy and therefore could not complain with the fact that the forces of an ever larger government were going to win the general election in Britain. If one will not even argue one can not blame the people for siding with one's opponents.

Mr Richard Littlejohn in The Sun newspaper (sorry, not in on-line edition) also argued that timidness of the Conservatives would mean that they had no hope of victory.

Finally the Financial Times had on its front page the fact that almost 7 out of 10 voters believed that the Conservative party would put taxes UP if elected to government.

I believe that two things are wrong with the Conservative party. One is indeed the timid nature of its policies, as the Economist journal pointed out weeks ago the tax and spend policies of the Conservative and Labour parties are so similar as to be almost indentical.

But it is not just a matter of policy, it is a matter of the arbitrary power of the leadership. In the late 1970's (when the Conservative party was last out of government) many Conservatives showed interest in ideas, they visited the Institute of Economic Affairs, they set up research bodies of their own (such as the Centre for Policy Studies) they freely debated both the practical details of policy and the political principles on which policy should rest.

All this has been much more muted in recent times. First, pressure was put on people to only say what the party wished them to say (and this pressure started long before the election campaign) and now first candidates and then an actual member of Parliament have been turned on - turned on for absurdly mild 'crimes'.

First a candidate was told he must stand down because he had been photographed with firearms (that did not even belong to him) in the background of the photograph - this in the party that once represented not just shooting for hunting but the British National Rifle Association and the Constitutional Club network (once stronger in Britian than in the United States).

Then a candidate was told he must stand down because the socialist Guardian newspaper had attacked his use of the term creative destruction in relation to the public services. It did not matter that the candidate was simply quoting Joseph Schumpeter (the non Austrian school, Austrian economist). It was not a question of the leadership thinking that, say, Hayek and Mises were better economists than Schumpeter - the leadership of the Conservative party were not interested ideas at all. The Guardian had attacked, so the candidate must go.

Then Mr. Flight a member of Parliament (whilst Parliament was still sitting) was told he would not be allowed to stand for Parliament as a Conservative again - regardless of the fact that his Constituency Association and the local voters supported him. His crime? Saying that he thought there was more scope for savings in government spending than the leadership had said.

Mr Flight said nothing about 'secret plans', but he was not just removed from the Shadow Cabinet, - he was removed from the list of candidates for the Conservative party.

It is this "list" that is the key problem.

It is not a simple matter of Mr Howard (the leader of the Conservative party) being a bad man - no person should have the arbitary power to effectively expel someone from Parliament simply because they do not happen to like something they have said.

It is as if President Bush could expel any Republican from the House of Representatives simply because they said that they thought that there was more scope for savings in government spending than President Bush has said.

This arbitrary power of the leadership of the Conservative party did not use to be used liked this (so some fault does go to Mr Howard as an individual), but it is the power itself that must be removed if their is to be a real chance of an intellectual restoration of the Conservative party.

The Conservative party was once called by its enemies the 'stupid party'. Whatever the truth or falseness of this charge, a political party today that is uninterested in ideas, indeed expels anyone who shows an interest, has no chance of returning to power.

April 18, 2005
Monday
 
 
Election bribes
Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  UK affairs
Ian Grey urges people to read the fine print when Greeks politicians come bearing gifts

Through a remarkable coincidence of timing, families are being encouraged to save lots of money on childcare courtesy of that benevolent Labour Government of ours, launched and promoted during the General Election.

Within the Grey household, we are fortuitous enough to have both a private and a public sector employer providing our household income stream and both of them have decided to jump on the employee benefits bandwagon of offering childcare vouchers.

The way it works is that an employee agrees to take some of their salary as vouchers (to a maximum of £2,600 a year, i.e. £50/week) and this sum is free of Tax and NI. (The incentive to the employer is that it is free of Employer NI as well). The vouchers can be paper or electronic, they are given or allocated to the carer who redeems them without penalty to the parent and everyone is happy. Or are they?

Well, I am not. I have read the forms and there seem to be some ambiguities in the process, which is somewhat convoluted. What happens if I want residual money back because I do not need childcare any more? Not covered. What if I want to pay some on one and some on the other? In theory yes, but the forms I have will not cope with this scheme properly. What happens when the third party scheme management Company makes a pig's ear of the payments to my son's nursery (and they will, think every other Government IT project managed by third parties)?

What is even more interesting are the online calculators provided by the service providers, the two of which I have looked at being SodexhoPass and Accor.

Supposedly, the scheme is simple. To quote Accor,

You will save £816 per year if you elect to take £50 per week with paper or electronic Childcare Vouchers and are a standard rate taxpayer. If you are a higher rate taxpayer you will save ££1,066 per year


Sounds good, yes?

However...

...if you input random salary figures (assuming contracted out to get these results) then £20,000 salary and £50,000 salary do indeed give these figures (with maximum £2,600/year vouchers). But, if you input figures in the £32-37,000 range then there is a dip in the curve, the benefits fall to only £598. Also, the ramp-up figures between the two models are different!

Why would the Government penalise people on £35,000? Maybe it is an unintended consequence of the transition into 40&percent; tax. Or maybe it is a way of penalising the poor old middle classes (quietly and discreetly) by ensuring that they do not benefit quite as much as the core labour voters at one end of the social scale and the Senior Managers, Directors and successful self-employed at the other.

Maybe they do not penalise anyone at all and the website implementers just did not understand the rules. It does not bode well for them implementing the scheme properly though! My HR team tell me they think it is a quirk of the Tax and National Insurance thresholds (and NI is just another tax) but they are not completely sure. I talked to one of the providers, and the front line chap was about as useful as a chocolate teapot in giving the answer but he did at least promise to refer it on.

Who pays for this scheme? Well, we do of course. It does reduce tax take to the Government (by letting us keep a little bit more of our own money based on social engineering), but whilst employers get to save some money, there are 'implementation costs' as part of introducing such a scheme which could be either relatively trivial or horrendously expensive depending on what payroll package they use. The third party providers are not doing it for nothing and therefore if the parent, carer and employer are not paying for it, it means the Government is. Which of course means that we are, as the only way Governments get money is by taking it off us in the first place.

Then there are the unintended consequences. Whilst the whole scheme is notionally optional, suddenly childminders are going to find that they are going to lose business from parents if they don’t comply. Some schemes are paperless which means the childminder is going to have to get online whether they want to or not. Informal relationships loosely based on co-operation between parents are going to crumble because to get in on the scheme the childcare needs to be registered and/or approved. Some nursery providers are going to regard this as another nail in the coffin of intrusive, punitive compliance, shut their doors and do something else. Some small businesses are going to have to implement it grudgingly to keep staff which is more time and effort for the owner who wants to manage & win business rather than spend increasing time in the office learning and implementing the increasing compliance burden.

Where does it all lead to? The Minister standing up in Parliament in five years time telling us that the voluntary option has failed? ASBOs on Grandparents who look after their Grandchildren? Another Child Support Agency IT "partial success"?

Maybe there was a simpler answer. Maybe the Government should have simply worked out the total cost of ownership of the scheme & simply put it onto child benefit/guardian allowance instead. Or even better, just not taken the money off us in the first place. Regretfully, however, such schemes do not win elections...

Ian Grey

April 15, 2005
Friday
 
 
Rest in peace (or maybe China)
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Globalization/economics • UK affairs

So that's it then. As Mark Steyn says at the start of this, the surprise is how long it lasted.

Here is how this guy sees it:

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Thanks to Patrick for spotting this, but only in the original immobile version.

April 14, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Image is everything, unfortunately
Guy Herbert (London)  UK affairs

Robert Kilroy-Silk is a laughing stock in sophisticated circles, even in those slightly askew sophisticated circles—sophisticated ellipses?—Samizdatistas belong to. But should he be?

A glance at the manifesto of Veritas, the man's own personal political party, suggests not. Not only is it produced in a deep purple colour that readers of this blog will find comfortingly familiar, but some of the views expressed there wouldn't be so far out of place here either.

Let's speed past the tosh about immigration, this year's must-have fearful tic for every pol-about-town, and see what's hidden in the exotic interior...

Look! Almost immediately, in item 3, a diamond. Yes, it's half buried behind a pile of horse-manure about "anti-social behaviour", but there it is:

[We will] cancel Labour's proposed Serious Organised Crime Agency

Most parties have been slavering at the prospect of "supercops", with all the powers of the Inland Revenue, Customs and Excise, Immigration Officers and the Police, who can do anything they like, to anyone they don't like. Ambitious Chief Constables have suddenly found out how much they approve of government policies. Hardly anyone in public life has dared object.

Then there's the Flat Tax; a local sales tax; large, transferable allowances. The others have noticed that one, and are shuffling uneasily.

And what's this? A political party with a whole manifesto section on civil liberties? In Britain? With our reputation?

WHAT WILL WE DO?

stand for and defend freedom of speech and thought, freedom of conscience and belief

restore and protect our constitutional freedoms, like trial by jury and habeas corpus, which are being threatened

refuse to introduce Identity Cards, which won't reduce crime, fraud, terrorism or illegal immigration, but will cost a fortune and give the state too many powers

repeal the draconian Civil Contingencies Act and the government's Control Orders, both of which give the government unprecedented powers

refuse to introduce a new crime of 'incitement to religious hatred'

end the nonsense of prosecuting traders for selling in pounds and ounces

free ourselves from the power of the notorious 'E.U. Arrest Warrant' - British citizens must never be extradited without a Court hearing

No wonder he's a laughing stock. He's crazy enough to think that freedom still matters, when Tony has told us that civil liberties arguments are "a bit out-dated". He must be joking.

Perhaps not. There's something else:

"Those who see the damage drugs are doing, from social workers to police officers, agree the current drugs laws are not working.
[...]
[We will e]stablish a Royal Commission to examine - and to report and to make its recommendations within a year - all issues relating to the sale and abuse of illegal drugs

Change the drugs laws? He's not joking. This is political madness.

Calm down, now. There's a lot of dull statist stuff on education, enlivened only by the voucher scheme the Tories just aren't quite brave enough to commit to.

But after that we just have to assume Veritas just lost it. Smaller Government, diverse local government, leaving the EU, ending government-to-government foreign aid, exempting small businesses from reduced regulation. Who's going to vote for that lot?

Well, if I weren't personally fond of Margot and putting my vote where my money is, I'd be awfully tempted.

With due deference to the it-only-encourages-them bias of Samizdata, I submit Conservative populism is preferable to, and our only real alternative to, New Labour's populist authoritarianism. There's small choice in rotten apples.

But if all parties are more or less populist, then Kilroy-Silk's peculiar populism has an unfamiliar odour. It has the strange smell of freedom.

April 07, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Postal voting scandal update
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

The UK Labour Party, having set in train the laws making possible the recent postal voting scandal in Birmingham, are no doubt hoping voters forget all about it in a day or so. Former Home Secretary David Blunkett, however, has done his bit to keep the light shining on the issue with a typically idiotic proposal: solve the fraud problem with ID cards.

So, let's get this right. The government, having created a system ripe for fraud and abuse, has one of its former members suggest that it be dealt with creating a system ripe for fraud and abuse.

The Tories should give up now. They cannot compete with genius like this.

(Side observation: this whole affair underscores why some libertarians don't believe that democracy is a particularly reliable firewall against the corruption of power).

April 05, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The politics of echoes
Alex Singleton (London)  UK affairs

Much has been said about the Labour Party's election catchphrase "Britain forward not back". It has been claimed that the phrase was stolen from The Simpsons. As The Times pointed out in February:

[In an episode of The Simpsons] Clinton appears during a presidential debate. "My fellow Americans," he proclaims. "We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."

Last night Labour said it had not deliberately appropriated the slogan from The Simpsons, but MPs said it was another example of a Milburn faux pas.

At the time of the controversy, I watched Milburn on the TV saying that it wasn't stolen from The Simpsons. I do believe he was right. It actually came from the Tories. When Michael Howard was elected leader, BBC News wrote:

He urged his colleagues "to look forward, not back" and to recognise that Britain had changed since the Tories first came to power in 1979.
April 04, 2005
Monday
 
 
Postal vote-rigging in Birmingham
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

This sounds like it could have an affect on the forthcoming election, not just on the numbers of votes that go this way or that, but on what gets said during the campaign. It makes our Labour government look bad.

The judge in a vote-rigging trial says the postal voting system is "wide open to fraud" and has strongly attacked the government's attitude to the problem.

Richard Mawrey QC was speaking as he ruled there had been "widespread fraud" in six Birmingham council seats won last year by Labour.

He accused the government of being not only complacent, but "in denial", about the failings of the system.

The lawyer representing the accused in this case has just been on Newsnight, and he came as close as you can (with the look on his face rather than with his mere words) to saying that his clients are a pack of liars. That was a fun moment. This is a ticklish matter for the media, because the people doing these frauds are … er … ethnic.

Now Sion Simon, a local MP right next to where this happened, and something of a Labour attack dog in the Norman Tebbit mould, is saying that there is no systemic problem. Paxman is being quite rough on him. Simon Hughes for the Lib Dems, and a Conservative whose name I did not catch, are saying that there is a systemic problem. And of course, although this row has been simmering for some time, there is now no time to do anything to the system except urge vote counters and returning officers to be extra-vigilant.

Just how bad this will be for the government, I do not know. Maybe in a couple of days it will all be forgotten by almost everybody. But however this particular story plays out in the next few days, I get the feeling that, in Britain now, a political corner has been turned, some time during the last few months.

Whether the electorate as a whole has any plans to vote differently remains to be seen. Many of my friends, such as regular Samizdata commenter Paul Coulam to name but one, have said to me that Blair is about to be re-re-elected with a similar majority to last time around, just as Thatcher was. Coulam certainly said this to me a few weeks back. But governments take a long time to unravel, and what does seem to have happened is that the metropolitan media of Britain have got bored with Labour. They are now more bored with Labour than they are disgusted and embarrassed by the Conservatives, which was not true a year ago. Michael Howard may disgust many Samizdata readers by being just another opportunist political hack, but he is nevertheless, I would say, a much more impressive and consequential figure than his two predecessors at the head of the Conservative Party.

Now, Paxman is talking about what life is like in North Korea. Apparently people who have tried to escape from that hell hole, to heaven, otherwise known as China, are being executed in public, with everyone else in the town rounded up and forced to watch. Someone even managed to film one of these horror shows, and the BBC showed it. "Worst human rights record of any country in the world." Count your blessings time.

April 01, 2005
Friday
 
 
Michael Howard makes a speech and someone notices
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

A while ago here I speculated that one of the effects of the Internet – blogs especially – will be to focus attention on what major public figures actually say, and not just to harrass them about their various scandals and cock-ups, worthy though that also is.

Well, according to the EU Referendum blog, Michael Howard made quite a good speech the other day about defence, which the media mostly ignored. The two main points were: that Tony Blair is too keen on EU integration and not keen enough on the Atlantic Alliance, and that he does not give Britain's armed forces the resources to do the many jobs he demands of them.

Gabriel might even be cheered up a bit. Not a lot, but a bit.

Personally I think that Howard's two points are closely connected. The smaller our forces are, the easier it will be for the EU to swallow them up.

You can read the entire speech here.

March 22, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The Parliament hour
Adriana Cronin (London)  UK affairs

Today I heavily undermined my Samizdatista credentials by hanging around the political types. I attended a lunch for Boris Johnson's, MP, supporters and activists from his constituency. Now, you may ask what I was doing there... well, blogosphere works in mysterious ways...

The lunch was rather pleasant and I found those I had a chance to talk to refreshingly switched on and open-minded. The shock was made bearable by copious food and wine.

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The politicians' lair

Now, to the heart of the matter, Mr Boris Johnson, MP. I was most intrigued, after many months of Tory bashing on this blog, to find myself on the inside and on the receiving end, so to speak. Although the House of Commons is not an unknown territory, this occasion was different as I went curious to meet the one Tory that seems to break the ranks and is not afraid to mention the notion that dare not speak its name in current politics - freedom.

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Boris, the Strangely Illuminated Statesman

The speech Mr Johnson gave at the end of the lunch, before he had to dash off to his statesmanly duties, was... excellent. This is what he had to say (reconstituted from my, by now largely unreadable notes, so please give the man a break and challenge me on the detail):

There were three points to note. The first was that freedom is important and needs to be seen as an end in itself, to stop its erosion for other political ends. The Labour government has been spending an increasing amount of taxpayers’ money while reducing their freedom. This is bad for the society. The result is an even more intrusive state under Labour. [So far, so good.]

Boris called for a new style of government, which would get that freedom back. He mentioned a rather scary statistic, the size of the public sector is now at the same level as in the 1979 - when Thatcher came in, ending an era of rampant and shameless socialism in Britain - and is 739,000 people working for the central government (excluding local government and other public bodies). By the time Labour came in the number had shrunk to 430,000. The Tories' agenda is to shrink the size of the state again.

The second point was democracy. Democracy means that the Tories get rid of unelected regional authorities and the whole tier of government that has not been approved by the democratic processes. The term constitutional non-sense was mentioned in the context of the health secretary having no say about health.

The third issue was taxpayer value. Huge quantities of taxpayer money have been lavished on the public sector and on socially useless projects. New approach to government is needed. [I especially like this one - it was mentioned twice.] Mr Johnson got rather animated when he called for a stop of the ongoing transfer of wealth from the productive sector of the economy to the non-productive. I hope this was a go at wealth redistribution, as his moved on to recommend that the Tories should the party of lower taxation.

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Mr Johnson understands that the size of the cake is more important that the equal size of the cake portions

There was the usual pep talk before the elections, which did not come out too badly as it was based on realistic expectations and the belief that Tony Blair should be expelled from the office, which is impossible to disagree with.

More issues were discussed, which are either too local or related to the constituency and as such would probably bore the pants off our 'global' readership. All in all, talking to Mr Johnson, one could almost believe that politics can be a way forward. They must have put something in the wine...

Due to sheer coincidence of seating arrangements I had a chance to exchange a few words with our Honourable Friend and mentioned the distinction between the state and the society that dictates so much of our 'editorial policy' on political engagement. It seemed to resonate and I could not help but wonder to what extent the Tory party message could coalesce around such a notion. For the record, I am not holding my breath.

March 15, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Four English murders (three of them in London)
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

"Other news today" in today's Telegraph makes cheerful reading.

Here are the first four stories:

Convicted man who cooked victim's brains admits killings

Teenager killed boy for his baseball cap

Elderly woman stabbed to death by thieves

Waiter accused of axe murder

And that last one was not just a murder, it was a decapitation. A few feet away from where her boyfriend works, apparently.

George Orwell wrote a famous essay called Decline of the English Murder. It would appear that England, has, murderwise, bounced back since Orwell's time.

March 15, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Sean Gabb on the British Constitution: "… there is a counter revolution under way"
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

If you are at all interested in matters British and constitutional, or even in matters British or constitutional, you really should read this, the latest from Sean Gabb.

Final two paragraphs:

The headline news is grim. We have just had imposed on us a Prevention of Terrorism Act more subversive of due process than any law made in peacetime since the 1650s. Add to this the Civil Contingency Act, the abolition of the double jeopardy rule and the allowance of similar fact evidence made by the Criminal Justice Act 2003, the Proceeds of Crime Act, and all the lesser invasions that have come and are yet to come from this current Parliament, and we might suppose all was already lost. And look before this Government, to the Thatcher and Major Governments – those, to be fair, laid the foundations on which the present structure of despotism is now being raised. But look beyond Parliament, to those quiet places where the lawyers gather and discuss what the politicians have in mind for us, and there is a counter revolution under way.

It may be worth giving our support and best wishes to those charismatic outsiders who are now beating on the doors of Parliament. It is still more worth while, though, to thank and support those old men in wigs, whose often pedantic and always long decisions about pounds of bananas and hunting bans are restoring to fact what once seemed the theory of a limited constitutional order.

"The Jaws of the Trap Are Closing" says Sean's title, and that will almost certainly lead you to think that he reckons, as per usual, that we are all doomed, doomed, etc. But it is not that kind of trap. On this matter, Sean is guardedly optimistic.

I have just read the whole thing, and urge you to do so also, if for no other reason that Sean Gabb is one of the great unsung prose stylists of our time. I read him with pleasure about anything - which is why, in defiance of his oft-stated-to-me wishes, I wish he would become a blogger, instead of just a set-piece essayist.

The recent judgement to which Sean is referring to is to be found here (more disintermediation!), and Sean's earlier (Feb 2002) piece on this same subject of judicial challenge to the politicians, about the Metric Martyrs case, is to be found here.

March 14, 2005
Monday
 
 
The IRA on the defensive
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

This IRA versus the McCartneys (aka civilisation) struggle is truly amazing. First a bunch of IRA thugs murder Robert McCartney. Then, in defiance of all precedent, the McCartney family complains, loudly, in public, and demands justice. The IRA obviously cannot allow IRA people to be tried in a court of law, so they offer to shoot the rogue elements who committed the murder. Not good enough say the McCartneys (they are not anarchists, they want it done by the state. I can see their point).

Now one of the leading IRA/Sinn Fein thugocrats, a repulsive exhibit by the name of Martin McGuiness, has perpetrated another public relations clanger:

Sinn Fein has warned the sisters of murdered Belfast man, Robert McCartney, to stay out of politics.

The party's chief negotiator, Martin McGuinness, told them to "be careful" and not to step over the party political line.

The sisters insist the IRA was involved in the murder with one of them accusing Sinn Fein of taking part in a cover-up.

The family are to fly out to the US on Tuesday to continue their fight for his killers to be brought to justice.

Mr McGuinness said their campaign could leave them open to political manipulation.

He ought to know.

This is not the kind of thing you should tell people who are bereaved, who are good looking (which the McCartneys are, very) and who are on the telly a lot. One of the rules of the modern, TV-dominated world is that bereaved and televised families may say and do whatever they choose and may not be criticised. They certainly cannot be told by a politician-stroke-terrorist not to do politics. But McGuinness is only following another rule, a Northern Ireland rule, which says that if the IRA tells you to shut up, you shut up. So you can see how hard this must all be for him to comprehend. When he issued his warning, he was only doing IRA business as usual.

But business for the IRA is no longer business as usual.

The equally revolting Gerry Adams is now over in the USA, where he usually gets a free ride and choruses of When Irish Eyes Are Smiling. (The BBC showed Clinton and Adams singing along together in happier IRA-USA times.) But this time it is different. Not only have the IRA carried on murdering people. They have also been blamed for a truly enormous bank robbery. President Bush, comparing Adams to Arafat, has told Adams to get knotted, and now not even Ted Kennedy will give Adams the time of day. All of which is just one more little consequence – yet another of those knock-on effects – of 9/11. Suddenly the friends (the IRA) of their enemies (Islamist terrorists) no longer look so appealing to the Americans. They look more closely, and do not like what they see.

Adams was accordingly very much on the defensive. Challenged by the McCartneys, who are also over in the USA drumming up support for their quest for justice, Adams was then shown by the BBC protesting piously that if, God forbid, he had become involved in anything as nasty as the murder of Robert McCartney, then as soon as he had realised the enormity of what he had done, he would have handed himself in to the relevant authority (although he was a bit vague about who that would be exactly) and would have made a full confession. Like hell he would.

Mark Steyn goes into a bit more detail, and has a few more swipes at the IRA. Patrick Crozier (to whom thanks for the link) asks if this is a first for Steyn. Is it?

As Steyn points out, this is a mess which the British and Irish Governments have done a lot to perpetuate, along with all those idiot American IRA-donors. The UK and the Republic have followed a policy of relentless appeasement, and it has not worked. The appeased have taken and taken, and carried right on terrorising.

I have always suspected that if the British Government had said, about a quarter of a century ago, that they would stop even discussing a change in the status of Northern Ireland until the IRA had pretty much ceased to exist, and that if the IRA chose to exist for ever, that would mean Northern Ireland remaining British for ever, that might have settled this thing long ago. But appeasement, for all its fatuities, does at least have the advantage that it makes the nature of the appeased beast unmistakable, and unites all but the most casual of onlookers against the beast. So, now that Bush has changed the rules, the rest of us can all join in and give the IRA the kicking they deserve.

I certainly hope that this is what is now going to happen.

March 14, 2005
Monday
 
 
Zimbledon
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

Sometimes, new clusters of immigrants coalesce in London, under the radar of the media, until such time as a whimpering hack from the Review section of some unreadable broadsheet notices that an article provides local colour or anthropological observations, depending upon their political bent.

Whilst at Smart Alec's in Wimbledon, enjoying a late pint (though disappointed by the fact that Winterwarmer, a fine drink, was no longer on tap as its replacement, Waggledance, is less refined), I started to notice that the entire bar was filled with white immigrants from Zimbabwe, attending a birthday do.

There is no evidence for the length of time that this community has been established or how large it is. Moreover, Googling does not provide any documents for this phenomenon. However, over the last few years, Zimbabweans, many of them thrown off their farms, have travelled to London and set up shop in Wimbledon. The numbers are sufficient for the community to have acquired its own name amongst travellers from the southern hemisphere, Zimbledon.

How many other communities are gradually emerging amongst the suburbs, unnoticed and unlooked for? Does anyone know where the Berbers, the Bugandans or the Shona drink? What are their names for London?

March 13, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Olympic farce, updated
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Sports • UK affairs

This BBC story tells us that the recent visit by Olympic Game officials to inspect London about its chances of winning the bid to stage games in 2012 cost 680,000 pounds.

Come on ladies and gentlemen, surely you can do better than that. What is the point of being on the Olympic committee if you cannot itemise your bills in the millions? They are not even trying.

It goes without saying that I fervently hope that Britain does not host the event.

March 11, 2005
Friday
 
 
MRSA: the public private contrast
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Patrick Crozier writes about MRSA, which stands for Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus:

Stephen Pollard mentions MRSA (seems that the government figures are rather dodgy), which got me wondering: is it any better in private hospitals? So, I did a bit of googling and uncovered this, this and this.

And the answer? Yes, it is.

Indeed. The second this gets you to this:

Evidence from a selection of hospitals in Sheffield reveals that a far smaller proportion of private hospitals are being blighted by the infection, which has led people to ask why this disparity exists.

I daresay readers of and writers for Samizdata could come up with the odd reason or two.

March 06, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Who'da thunk it?
Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

Now who on earth would imagine that a nanny state could ever develop a dumbed down society whose citizens have very real problems dealing with risks? Not Tony Blair, it would seem.

March 04, 2005
Friday
 
 
Building up a state-loving client base
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

A regular theme remarked upon here and elsewhere has been the big growth in people working - if that is the right verb - in Britain's public sector. On the most cautious estimates, about half a million new jobs have been added to the public payroll since the present Labour government came to power in 1997. This article in the current issue of the Spectator puts that figure, after revisions, even higher, to more than 800,000. Jeysus.

It goes without saying that the article concludes that much of this increase is designed to build a powerful constuency in favour of voting Labour and embracing Big Government. No kidding.

The article goes on to say that the process is likely to end once big tax rises are necessary to foot the bill, provoking an explosion of anger similar to that at the trade union public sector mayhem in the 1970s. I hope a more pleasant resolution is at hand. If the Tories are half-smart, they will figure out a way to outflank Labour and put some radical, attractive options on the table. Some juicy tax cuts might be a good start.

On that happy note, I am off to enjoy the rest of Friday evening.

March 02, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Bill Gates, you will be assimilated
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Monarchy • UK affairs

For some reason, the decision by Bill Gates to become an honorary British knight makes me sad. Has the founder of Microsoft finally, and completely, sold out to the "establishment"? Has his bruising encounter with the looters, whoops, I meant U.S. Justice Dept and EU Commission made him yearn for a respectable, quieter life?

Somehow, I cannot see Steve Jobs wanting a gong.

February 28, 2005
Monday
 
 
It is easy to be generous with other people's money
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Labour Party continues its retreat from being 'New' Labour by offering to force companies to give new mothers more maternity pay. Quite apart from the folly of making British business ever less competitive since they took office (making Blair a true 'European' it must be said), it is morally revolting the way the state interposes itself into contractual relationships and forces one group of people to give money to another in the hope of getting a net increase in votes for itself (not that the Tories are much better, it must be said).

Speaking as a British businessman myself, it is exactly things like this that make me never even consider employing people directly in Britain. It is also one of the reasons why the company in which I am a partner outsources our web production overseas as it simply madness to employ people in this country if you are a small business. But of course Mr. Blair could not really care less about that as all he cares about is short term political advantage because by the time true costs of his policies are felt, he will be long out of office.

February 26, 2005
Saturday
 
 
The Mugabeization of Britain
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Many have condemned the ghastly Robert Mugabe for the outrageous policy of seizing land from white people in Zimbabwe. Yet even in Britain it is now possible for a group of people to use the political process to take the property of others against their will.

In what it nothing less that state sanctioned robbery, people on the Scottish Western Isles will be voting to take the property of long standing owners with no more justification that than they want to benefit from it and the state says they can use the force of law to do so. This is nothing less that mob rule of the grossest sort motivated by straightforward greed, abetted by politicians who see their political power benefiting from presiding over legalised land invasions.

A local woman is quoted as saying:

Now we have the democratic process in place to allow people to take control of their own destiny

... by which she really means "take control of other people's destiny" by taking away their property. But she is certainly correct that this is democracy in action, which is why I am so ambivalent about unconstrained democratic politics. Robbery is no more excusable just because the people who benefit from it do so using the force of the state rather than just running the legitimate owners out of town with pitchforks.

Remember this the next time you hear some hypocritical Labour or LibDem politico wringing their hands about the behaviour of Robert Mugabe as he dispossesses farmers who have worked lands for several generations. Disgraceful.

February 24, 2005
Thursday
 
 
Olympic games
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Sports • UK affairs

The line here, which I pretty much toe, is that the Olympic Games are an orgy of drug-sodden, politicised insanity, which Britain, London in particular, will spend the next century or more paying for, in the unfortunate event that Britain, London in particular, get the damn things, in 2012. That the politicians all seem to love the Olympics is enough to make me hostile, even though I do have a serious weakness for modernistical structures of the sort that they build nowadays to accommodate sporting events.

Luckily, Paris is now said to be the front runner. But, the news from Paris is deteriorating. On March 10th, that gang of bribe guzzlers known as the IOC (International Olympic Committee) will be visiting Paris, and the local unions, purely by coincidence I feel sure, happen to be agitating at that time against … the future basically:

French unions have rejected calls to shelve strikes planned for the day the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is due in Paris to assess its bid.

Seven unions are to take part in marches and stoppages on 10 March, to protest against government moves to relax France's 35-hour working week.

Meanwhile, Mayor of London Ken Livingstone is up to his neck in a row about some insulting and borderline anti-semitic remarks he made to a Jewish journalist, in the course of his ongoing feud with a newspaper group.

The pressure on London Mayor Ken Livingstone intensified today as Tony Blair joined calls for him apologise for his Nazi jibe to a Jewish journalist.

In the capital, there were fears that the continuing row over Mr Livingstone’s outburst – in which he likened the journalist to a concentration camp guard – could damage the city’s chances of hosting the 2012 Olympics.

Well, it certainly could, and the French press is presumably spinning this story like a nuclear powered top. But, a possibility that does not seem to have been much discussed is that Ken Livingstone's attitude during this ruckus might be what it is not despite the attempt to get the Olympics for London, but because of it. The initial insults sound less than calculated, but politicians like Ken Livingstone are nothing if not good actors. What if Ken picked this particular fight deliberately? Okay, that may be somewhat farfetched. But the aftermath? After Ken had had time to think things through?

Israel has called on Ken to apologise. "International" people, like the people in the International Olympic Committee, are just going to fall over themselves to obey Israel. Not.

Tony Blair wants Ken to apologise. And he is another focus of adoration throughout International land. Again, not.

I do not know the political attitudes of the IOC people, but I bet Ken Livingstone does. And what if he calculates that hanging tough, in the face of all this pressure, adding further insults to the original insults, will actually get him more points with these people than backing down?

February 22, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
So how free is Britain?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

This is the question asked by Anthony Daniels over on the Social Affairs Units blog. His article conveys the sense of mounting unease that I certainly share. Read the whole thing.

February 21, 2005
Monday
 
 
Demonopolising postal services: the front door problem
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Globalization/economics • UK affairs

Alex Singleton says that this is good news:

The Royal Mail will lose its monopoly on delivering Britain's letters on Jan. 1, an industry regulator announced Friday - 15 months earlier than originally planned.

Regulator Postcomm said that from the beginning of 2006 private companies will be able to bid for licenses to deliver letters, previously the sole preserve of the state-backed Royal Mail Group PLC.

Postcomm chairman Nigel Stapleton said more competition would create "a more innovative and efficient postal industry."

"This is only the first step in a process which the commission hopes will eventually see market forces replace regulation as the main driver of an efficient and effective mail industry," he said.

Bulk mail delivery is already open to competition, but domestic letter services are the exclusive domain of the Royal Mail.

I agree. I have no problem with the principle that postal services ought to be competitive rather than monopolistic, and most of the arguments I hear which allegedly defend that monopoly strike me as misguided. For instance, I have never understood why sending a letter to people living at the far end of beyond in the deep, deep countryside, should cost no more than sending a letter from a dweller in a city to another dweller in the same city. If a competitive postal delivery service wants to have a one-price-fits-all policy, as many do, for simplicity's sake, fine. If it wants to deliver non-urgent packages sent by me to someone half a mile from me by sending them to Birmingham and back, again: their problem (and their solution) rather than mine. But if other postal services want to 'skim', that is, do only easy deliveries (and maybe do them really, really quickly), and thereby force a little product differentiation into this market, well, again, why not? Making a bicycle is easier and cheaper than making a luxury car, and bikes accordingly change hands for far less. Where is the problem with that? Why should both cost the same?

Add all the obvious advantages associated with competitors competing with each other to establish reputations for reliable, efficient and really clever service, and you get a compelling case for a free market.

There is also the point, which I was only reminded of when deciding whether to label this as being about "globalization", that postal services these days cry out to be global, rather than merely national with global stuff treated as a bolted-on afterthought.

However, I believe that I do see one problem with this particular exercise in demonopolisation.

I recall a few years ago getting one of those cards through my letter box, saying that some non-governmental, acronymic, postal delivery service had tried, but failed, to deliver to me a package. There was a phone number on the card, and although I did not feel in any way obliged to, I did ring it.

I was told that I would have to make my way to Battersea to collect the package.

Excuse me, I said. You have promised someone else that you will deliver a package to me, and I am somehow obligated to go to Battersea to collect it? Who is it from? I mean, if it sounds good, I might come and get it. Oh, no, they said, we could not possibly reveal that over the phone. Well then forget it, I said. You can try to redeliver the thing, if you want to, but I do not promise to be in when you call again. Or, you can tell the person who gave you the package that you have failed to deliver it, and it will then be between you and them.

They were amazed. Such insubordination from non-customers was apparently unheard of.

(I think I may have told this story here before. If I have then my apologies to all those irritated by the repetition.)

The problem here is that final bit of the journey, people's front doors. As more and more people go out to work, and at more and more unpredictable hours, fewer and fewer households can conveniently guarantee to have anyone present all the time to receive incoming clobber.

Is the answer to give every postal service that wants it a key to the front door of my block of flats, and of every other block of flats in Britain, such as the monopoly Royal Mail now seems to have? Somehow, I think that might be a bad idea.

But meanwhile, does the Royal Mail retain its privileged ability to open the front door that I share with my neighbours? There is a lot to be said for someone having this right.

This is one of the big reasons why 'offices' still exist. An 'office' is a place that is, among other things, sort of definitely, going to be open from 9 to 5, to receive incoming stuff. And phone calls, and visitors of all kinds.

Maybe the answer for incoming mail is to have an 'office' which specialises not in fronting for all the work done by a particular business, but which instead specialises in receiving incoming clobber for lots of businesses, and more especially for lots of people, people who live near enough to be able to drop round whenever anything shows up for them. What might such places be called? 'Post offices' perhaps? Maybe the combined urges of the newly liberated private sector in postal delivery will come together to create such places.


But what if some people are unable to make even this small journey? This is where privileged access to front doors might still be a good thing. But, I suppose I give privileged access to my bank card details to Amazon (and to many other enterprises) such as I would not give to just anyone. (And with regard to Amazon, see also the afterthought about globalization, above.)

Maybe the Royal Mail will decide to specialise in being the universally trusted British deliverer of last resort, so to speak, trusted to open shared front doors, and achieve final delivery of all mail, both its own stuff and everyone else's, should the need arise.

The problem with that being that during the last few years, and this is one of the more depressing things to have happened to Britain during the last few years, the Royal Mail has become, in many areas and in many ways, seriously unreliable. The worry must be that if this demonopolisation goes ahead, the Royal Mail's descent into criminality and chaos will become vertiginous, before the private sector has learned to sort out all the problems which the Royal Mail used to solve, re front doors and re everything else.

By the way, let no one claim that in the age of email, internets, blah blah blah, that postal services no longer really matter. Why, that most modern and internet-blah-blah-blah-based business, Amazon, depends for its very existence on efficient postal services to deliver the stuff you have ordered by such modern means.

Well, I dare say the private sector will solve this and similar problems if it sincerely wants to, which I think it will. One should never regard one's own failure to solve a problem in twenty minutes as proof that capitalism will never solve the problem ever.

In particular, there are no doubt places beyond Britain where they faced all such problems and solved them decades ago, perhaps because their version of the Royal Mail has been run by corrupt thieves from the start, and they have always had a free market in postal delivery.

Nevertheless, I do foresee some, let us say, transitional difficulties, with this particular exercise in demonopolisation.

To generalise, the move out of politics and towards commerce is a political process as well as a commercial process, and we all know that political processes can go very wrong.

Or, in other words, see also this hockey stick posting.. This explains that the current decline in the quality of service offered by the Royal Mail was probably a precondition for the decision to demonopolise postal delivery in the first place.

February 20, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Blogging will not necessarily save the Conservative Party
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Blogging & Bloggers • UK affairs

The Guardian is serious about blogging, and it is also serious about presenting the occasional non-left piece of writing. (They used regularly to publish pieces by Enoch Powell.) So the surprising thing about this piece about blogging is not that the Guardian published it, but that the name of Iain Duncan Smith appears where the author's name goes. (I share Patrick Crozier's doubts about the piece's true authorship. And when we are talking about blogging, being who you say you are is a big thing, I think.)

IDS (I will assume this to be real from now on) hopes that blogging will revitalise the right in Britain, and notes that blogging has already revitalised the right in the USA, and has utterly deranged the left by causing the left to drag their party away from electability.

I wonder. I suspect that the problems of the Conservative Party are more serious than that, and that blogging will as likely serve to dramatise all the many differences that are now contained, if that is the right word, within the Conservative Party.

The Conservatives now have a hideous problem. Having lost confidence in its own economic nostrums, with the collapse both of the old USSR and of its own attempts to galvanise the British economy by seizing control of it, the British dirigiste left is content to allow Blair – or, I suspect, any likely successor of Blair – to triangulate away into the sunset. Labour knows that for them, it is either New Labour or no Labour at all. Which means that the Conservatives are no longer united by Labour. Instead they are divided by New Labour.

I do not go out of my way to converse with Conservative Party activists or critics or cheerers-on, but every one of such persons I have met with during the last decade or so has had his own distinct plan for the future of the Conservative Party, consisting of his own preferred mixture of policies. Each activist knows that his particular plan is The Answer, and that all that is needed is for all those other Conservative morons to stop with the negativity and embrace his plan without reservation. Easy really.

The Conservative Party should take a firm stand about this (or its opposite), without compromise. But, it should fearlessly compromise on that, by either lying or not talking about it. Go hard with England, Britain, Europe, the Anglosphere, the World (mix and dilute to taste). Be anti-immigrant, pro-immigrant. Anti-ID-cards, pro-ID-cards. Smash the welfare state, buy voters with an even better welfare state. Cut pensions, raise pensions. Support state education, destroy state education. Defend fox hunting, ignore fox hunting. Applaud the Americans, denounce the Americans. (I once thought that the Conservatives could maybe agree about applauding the Americans and leave the rowing about the Americans to the Labour Party. Fat chance.) Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Every policy front is a distinct way to destroy Conservative Party unity.

It used to be that the Leader would decide all these things. Now they all want to be the Leader. And if they are not the Leader, and a different mixture of policies and attitudes is propose to their preferred mixture by the bloke who is the Leader, they are about as loyal to the Leader as a basket of low-IQ, but poisonous, snakes. As a result, the Conservative Party is now nigh on unleadable. It is not that they have chosen bad Leaders, or for that matter that they have chosen their Leaders by the wrong methods. It is that they cannot be lead.

I cannot see blogging being much help with all this. On the contrary, I think it will only allow the stupid snakes to hiss louder and louder. Blogging will be a whole new source of indiscretions and vituperations, a whole new way to destroy the Conservative Party. The anti-Conservative journalists could have a field day, and I think the Guardian knows it.

IDS says that blogging will put the fear of God into the "metropolitan elite", and assumes that this will help the Conservative Party. It is just as likely to start a new civil war within it. IDS says that lazy journalists think only of the impact of this or that policy on the opinion polls. Which the leadership of the Conservative Party never does, does it? The title of IDS's piece is "Bloggers will resue the right". But what it blogging rescues "the right" from the Conservative Party?

But, we shall see. Politics is weird. Often something that seems utterly impossible one month, becomes unavoidable a few short months later. Maybe blogging will provoke a big Conservative revival.

Personally I do not much care one way or the other. I agree with Perry that a speedy return of a Conservative government would improve very little, and very possibly make things even worse. My loyalty is to blogging itself. This is where I have placed my bets. If blogging very publicly sweeps the Conservatives back into office, hurrah! If it rips the Conservatives into unmendable fragments, hurrah also!

Or then again, maybe the unanimous ignorance of the modern world and its possibilities will mean that the stupid snakes continue to neglect this new way for them to hiss, and we bloggers will have to spread our enthusiasm for this new and amazing medium by quite other means.

February 13, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Have Simon Jenkins and J.K. Galbraith ever been seen together?
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

Back in 1958 J. K. Galbraith's The Affluent Society was published. The main thesis of this book was that the reason that goverment services were no good was that not enough money was spent on them, hence there was "private affluence and public squalor".

The thesis was clearly false even when it was first published, as government spending on such things as education was at an all time record high in 1958 - both in the United States and in all other nations.

However, since 1958 the thesis has been shown to be utter nonsense. As government spending on such things as education has exploded in the United States (and in many other nations) and the standards of such things as government education have declined.

Of course one can attack the above as resting on empiricism, and I would accept that economics should not be based on empiricism (I accept the "Austrian School" view that economics is based on the logic of human action). However, J.K. Galbraith always claimed to be a supporter of empiricism - and so as the years went by (with rising government spending and falling standards in the "public services") he should have admitted that his theory is false and he has never admitted that his theory is false.

Now J.K. Galbraith seems to have changed his name and come to live in London. In an article in thursday's "Evening Standard" Simon Jenkins claimed that the reason that "public services" were no good in London was because not enough money was spent on them.

Simon Jenkins (previously known for his support of the London "dome" and other money wasting absurdities), thus ignored both the logical arguments against government spending and the experience of the last several decades of rising government spending and falling standards.

Instead Jenkins declared that everyone should believe him because "I am no socialist" and because he was willing to pay more money to local government himself.

Of course nothing stops this man giving government (local or national) more money now, if he wishes to do this he can - but what has that got to do with other people being forced to give government more money?

As for "I am no socialist" - well "so what?" How is this an argument? Even J.K. Galbraith came out with better stuff than this (perhaps, if they are the same man, age is taking its toll - after all I believe that Galbraith was born in 1908).

The article also made other odd claims. For example there was a claim that the government headed by Mr Blair had not increased taxes - which it has, including taxes on wealthy people (Simon Jenkins was very keen that taxes on the wealthy be increased - he seemed to be unaware that very high taxes on high earners reduce revenue over time).

The article also claimed that a "Nordic" system of collecting income taxes on a national level and then dishing it out to local governments would improve "local democracy".

This is odd on two levels. Firstly because this is rather like what already happens in Britain - income tax is set by the national government, but much local government spending is paid for by grants from national government (there is endless argument about how fair these grants are, for example with claims that Conservative party controlled councils are discriminated against by the Labour party government, but such arguments need not concern us here).

Secondly, is it not odd to think that the above helps "local democracy"? Surely if one believed in "local democracy" the income tax should be set by local councils? Of course taxpayers (apart from Simon Jenkins) would tend to leave high government spending areas over time - and such councils would go bankrupt, but this would at least be "democratic".

The tax eaters of London would get to democratically drive out the taxpayers (both individuals and companies) if that is what they wished to do (and the voting stats were on their side), and they would get to democratically starve.

However, central government dishing out subsidies is hardly a matter of 'local democracy'.

February 13, 2005
Sunday
 
 
Hundreds and thousands
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

From the BBC today:

Protesters have marched in London in support of the Kyoto Protocol, the international agreement on emissions coming into force on Wednesday.

Police said about 500 people had marched to the United States embassy, carrying flags of the 136 countries that have ratified the treaty.

Mark Holland has a laugh at the BBC for taking this unmighty throng so seriously, and has a particular chortle about something called the Campaign Against Climate Change.

And, from the BBC last Thursday:

Several people were hurt in the crush as thousands flocked to the midnight opening of Ikea's newest store.

The store in Edmonton, north London, stayed open for just 30 minutes because of safety fears and five people had to be taken to hospital for treatment.

The company blamed the chaos, in the early hours of Thursday, on "an unforeseen volume of customers".

I think this contrast well illustrates the relative pulling power of shopping for bargains compared to political demonstrating, and shows that Western Civilisation will not necessarily be collapsing under the weight of its idiocy any time soon.

The BBC report continues:

Tottenham MP David Lammy said Ikea should have known offering cheap prices in a deprived area would cause a rush.

Indeed. What evil capitalist swine these Ikeans are! - offering furniture to poor people so cheaply that they can actually afford it and turn up in their thousands wanting to buy it.

February 08, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Sailing brilliance
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

A few years ago I spent a week on a small sailing yacht off England's South Coast, training for a sailing examination which, I am proud to say, I passed. I subsequently enjoyed plenty of good times afloat, even including a gruelling but fun trip across to France and back, sailing across some of the busiest shipping lanes at night. Assuming I am not flat broke after completing my current house move (gulp), this is a hobby I intend to seriously pursue.

What anyone who has taken part in this great activity will tell you is how tough sailing can be on the human body if you have been sailing in rough weather for any length of time. After one particularly tough week, I felt more physically drained than at any time I can recall. Which makes me awestruck at the achievement today of 28-year-old Ellen MacArthur, who has just set the world record for fastest single-handed non-stop trip around the world.

Her vessel is a huge trimaran, fitted with rope winches the size of small barrels, the latest satellite navigation technology, a mast more than 100 feet tall and made of super-light material. These modern vessels are incredibly fast although they lack some of the rapier-sharp elegance of an America's Cup 12-metre.

Will it be possible to squeeze even further speed gains from modern yachts? Is there a limit to how fast these modern boats can go? I don't know, but I guess this amazing Derbyshire lass is going to have a lot of fun trying to find out. (Maybe she should team up with Bert Rutan).

And this being a libertarian blog, I ought to mention that of course, Miss MacArthur seems blissfully unaware that her behaviour demonstrates the sort of risk-embracing attitude increasingly frowned upon in today's nanny state Britain, as this article makes clear.

But now is not the time to draw great cultural insights from what has happened. Instead, I am going to raise a glass to someone who has shown enormous courage, tenacity and flair.

Update: A commenter asked what my sailing qualifications are and where I got them. I am a Day Skipper, trained by this excellent sea school in Portsmouth and I recommend them. I intend to follow this course with what is called a "Coastal Skipper" course and eventually, a "Yachtmaster", giving me the ability to sail across the ocean. Modern insurance and growing state regulations require you to have at least one person skippering a boat with proper qualifications. Alas the pastime is getting more closely regulated with time.

Oh, and for those that wonder what is the "point" of Ellen MacArthur's trip, my reply is simple: it is the thrill of demonstrating human efficacy and daring against heavy odds. I celebrate it as much as I celebrate Messner's climb of Everest without artificial oxygen or Rutan's space flight feats last year.

February 07, 2005
Monday
 
 
The slow awakening
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The cover of print version of The Economist is titled 'Taking Britain's Liberties' and the issue discusses many of the very serious abridgements of our civil rights that have recently taken place.

But rather than link to any specific article, what interests me is that the truly grave situation is finally 'front page news' in a fairly mainstream publication. It is nothing less than amazing that it has taken this long for the seriousness of the situation to reach the collective editorial consciousness of any significant element of the media outside the blogosphere and other elements of the activist fringe.

February 04, 2005
Friday
 
 
Hypocrisy and cant by the barrel
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Shell, the Anglo-Dutch oil company, is reporting very healthy profits which the Daily Express sensationally reported as £300 per second and there has been a chorus decrying this as 'obscene' (sundry Labour MPs) and according to Martin O'Neill (chairman of the trade and industry select committee) 'beyond the dreams of avarice'.

So let me make sure I understand this... of the approximately 80p per litre (about $5.70 per US gallon) charged for gasoline at the pump in Britain, only about 16p is what the oil company charges: the rest is all tax.

And the politicians, who are responsible for four fifths of what is paid by British motorists to fill up their fuel tanks, are stamping their feet and threatening additional 'windfall' taxes on the companies responsible for the remaining one fifth of what is paid.

These politicians and their baying supporters are so wrapped up in a culture of value destroying appropriation and predation that they cannot see the true obscenity. To see that they need do nothing more than look in a mirror.

The company should have a large sign on the forecourt of every single petrol station they own in Britain with the following message:

Dear Motorists,

Do you think you are paying too much for your petrol? Well about 80% of what you are paying is tax, so if you want to pay less, do not come to us, go to your MP and ask him why you have to pay so much... and remember his answer next time you get the urge to vote.

Have a nice day.

Royal Dutch Shell

The problem is not Big Oil, the problem is Big Government.

February 03, 2005
Thursday
 
 
What the British really think about public sector workers
Alex Singleton (London)  Arts & Entertainment • Transport • UK affairs

A song called London Underground is currently being spread all around the Westminster political elite by e-mail. The song represents public sector workers not as altruistic heroes, but as "wankers" and "lazy".

The London Evening Standard says:

London Underground was penned by Adam Kay, 24, a junior doctor at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital, and Suman Biswas, 26, an anaesthetist....

"Having lived in London all my 24 years you get used to the Tube service," said Mr Kay.

"Once in a while you are three hours late after what should have been a 20-minute journey. It has struck a chord with people. They also like the swear words, they seem to get people going." Mr Kay is receiving around 1,000 emails a day from people asking for copies of the record.

You can download it here.

February 02, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Ha ha, fooled ya!!
David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

"You can kill burglars" was the message that came blaring forth from the tabloid press with that flourish of heady triumphalism that usually accompanies a victory-for-the-common-man story (and which, on closer scrutiny, nearly always means that the government has just fucked over the common man good and proper).

To the cursory eye, the impression given is that the government has backed down and responded to public pressure for a change in the law to give citizens more rights to fight back against intruders and attackers. In reality, the government has done no such thing. Instead, those various branches of the state responsible for law enforcement have collaborated on a public statement:

Anyone can use reasonable force to protect themselves or others, or to carry out an arrest or to prevent crime. You are not expected to make fine judgements over the level of force you use in the heat of the moment. So long as you only do what you honestly and instinctively believe is necessary in the heat of the moment, that would be the strongest evidence of you acting lawfully and in self-defence. This is still the case if you use something to hand as a weapon.

As a general rule, the more extreme the circumstances and the fear felt, the more force you can lawfully use in self-defence.

None of which sounds unreasonable per se, but all of which is merely a re-statement of the law as it currently stands. This is not a change of heart or a climbdown or a fresh start or anything else of that nature. This is just yesterday's bill of fare, re-heated and served up with a garnish of finely-chopped press release.

In essence this is political chaff; a big bunch of glittery tinsel ejected into the air in order to deflect the heat-seeking missile of public disquiet. It appears to have done the trick.

As I have said before, the law does need changing in order to more accurately reflect the pre-1967 Common Law positions but, more than that, there needs to be a reversal of the last half-century's worth of anti-self-help culture.

On the downside, we are still a long way from any of that change but, and on the upside, at least the ball is now in play.

January 29, 2005
Saturday
 
 
Is Labour rattled?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

As we mark the sombre 60th anniversary of the opening of Hitler's murder factories in Belsen and elsewhere, those prize asses at the Labour Party come up with an anti-Conservative poster portraying leader Michael Howard and shadow finance pokesman Oliver Letwin as flying pigs. Both men are Jews.

Now, I will be charitable to the Labour Party and assume that the creators of this piece of rubbish were so dumb as to fail to think through the significance of this poster and are not anti-semitic, which is an extremely serious charge to make. As I am a hardline defender of free speech, I would of course say Labour is entitled to engage in any manner of roughhouse advertising. I certainly do not think the party should be dragged before the courts. In fact I think Labour has scored a bit of own goal. Some Jewish voters may shun Labour at the national polls, widely expected later this year.

This poster may suggest something quite encouraging to the Conservatives. Maybe this government, which is not exactly shooting the lights out in the opinion polls, is rattled at the Tories' willingness to talk regularly about cutting the State down to size and cutting taxes. The Tory plans are hopelessly cautious, in my view, but credit to them anyway for pointing out that the government's spending binge has failed to deliver discernible results and that a major reorientation of policy is required.

Mind you, I still haven't forgiven Mr Howard for his support for compulsory ID cards.

January 28, 2005
Friday
 
 
Like the first crocus of Spring
David Carr (London)  Blogging & Bloggers • UK affairs

At a Samizdata social gathering a few months back, one of the attendees (I think it was Patrick Crozier) posed the question of how much influence the blogosphere was having on the 'real' world.

The answer I gave at the time was plain and direct: none. A rather negative prognosis for sure but sincere and truthful as far as I was concerned.

However, my candour was not well-received. My dear chum Brian Micklethwait, in particular, took issue with me claiming that the blogosphere could well have be having an impact in ways that were not yet manifest. I countered this with the contention that in the absence of evidence of influence, one must assume that there is no influence at all.

Anyway, if memory serves, the rest of the bickering trailed off into a lake of libation and no firm conclusions were ever reached (are they ever?).

Since then, I have been forced to qualify my above-stated position because, in common with most other bloglodytes, I am all too familiar with the 'Rathergate' scandal over in the USA; a incident of such profile that it has made it impossible to deny that blogging is now having some degree of impact on the wider American polity.

But, as far as the UK is concerned, I have maintained my stance. Sadly and frustratingly, neither the blogosphere nor anything else seems to have been able to lay a glove on the great, heaving, suffocating beast of the hegemonic British intellectual climate.

That was my view. Until today. I required some proof to the contrary and now there is infallible proof:

Online journals and camera phones are a "paedophiles' dream" which have increased the risk to children, the Scottish Parliament has been warned....

Rachel O'Connell said adults could use weblogs to learn about children....

She said: "This is just a paedophile's dream because you have children uploading pictures, giving out details of their everyday life because it's an online journal."

I refuse to even attempt a rebuttal of this ludicrous and obviously desperate smear, preferring instead to let it stand naked in all its ignominy. Besides, it will not be the last. Blogging has clearly begun to make an impression on the minds of the political classes and they fear it.

The blogosphere has now landed in Britain.

January 26, 2005
Wednesday
 
 
Why should anyone trust the Tories on Europe?
Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

There is a fine article by Tory MEP Daniel Hannan in the Telegraph called The EU's four-stage strategy to reduce Britons to servitude. It is an entirely accurate and reasonable article about the process of stripping British (and other European national) institutions of power and replacing them with Euro-level institutions.

He finished up with the notion that Michael Howard and the Tories will finally turn things around:

Mr Howard understands this very well. Not only is he a lawyer himself but, as home secretary, he clashed almost weekly with our judges - not least on immigration cases. He must have known that the EU would react as it did to his proposals: indeed, I suspect he was banking on it. He has said before that he wants to take powers back from Brussels but, until now, the issue on which he was planning to go into battle - the recovery of our fishing grounds - seemed rather marginal to most inland voters. Now he has found a casus belli where the country will be behind him.

It has been a besetting British vice that we ignore what is happening on the Continent until almost too late. But, when we finally rouse ourselves, our resolve can be an awesome thing. I sense that this may be such a moment.

But there is just one problem with that. The slide into the Euro-maw did not start under Tony Blair's government. In fact it would be no exaggeration to say that the UKIP would not exist today if significant numbers of Euro-sceptic voters were not sick of being lied to again and again and again by Tory politicians. As I said to a table full of captive Tory grandees when I spoke at an event commemorating the end of Exchange Controls, a great many Tory voters simply no longer believe that the Conservative Party actually wish to conserve the things they care about and I very much doubt that any amount of rhetoric by any Tory will win back the trust of days gone by. Many of those former Tories who joined UKIP did so not just to oppose the destruction of Britain as a separate political entity but also because they truly hate their former party and see UKIP as a way to destroy it by making it permanently unelectable.

So what Mr. Hannan says is all good stuff, but what makes him think people should trust the party of Michael Heseltine, Ken Clark and Chris Patten to actually turn things around?

January 25, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
Friends
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

One of my favourite jokes - and if you are any kind of friend of mine you have probably heard it several times already - concerns a man who goes, on his own, to the seaside. He swims around, having a good time. Then, two strong hands descend upon his shoulders and force him beneath the waves, and keep him under until he thinks that he is about to die, without even knowing why. Finally, the two strange hands allow him to the surface again, and it turns out that they are the hands of a total stranger, who excuses his strange and aggressive conduct by saying: "I'm sorry, I thought you were a friend of mine."

Well, now, as David Carr is fond of noting whenever he sees it happening, reality seems to have gone one stage further than mere humour:

A teenager was hacked to death by three friends who attacked him with large scythes, a court heard.

What are friends for?

January 25, 2005
Tuesday
 
 
The importance of confronting the unjust
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The Countryside Alliance continues its quixotic fight to use the approved levers of power to overturn the ban on hunting with hounds. Somehow the realisation that there is nothing at all 'undemocratic' about the fact they are being oppressed by the state has still not percolated through those worthy but rather thick country skulls.

Mr Jackson said the Countryside Alliance believed that the House of Commons acted unlawfully in forcing through the Parliament Act in 1949, without the consent of the House of Lords. Mr Jackson stressed that he was not challenging the supremacy of Parliament.

But why not? If Mr. Jackson believes that what is being done to him by Parliament is unjust, then why not challenge the supremacy of Parliament? There is nothing sacred about a bunch of lawmakers and a law is only as good as its enforcement. If the Countryside Alliance actually have the courage of their convictions, they must start challenging the right of the state to do whatever it wishes just because its ruling party has a majority in Parliament. Maybe if they realised that they are a minority and will always be a minority they would be less inclined to trust the old way of doing things. There is a long history of civil disobedience to duly constituted authority in the defence of what is right. That matters far more that what is or is not legal.

January 23, 2005
Sunday
 
 
You cannot make a silk purse out of a pig's ear
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Hubris and self-absorption are almost pre-requisites for a career as a professional politician, but I suppose it is always possible to have 'too much of a good thing' in any line of work.

When Robert Kilroy-Silk joined the UKIP in a blaze of messianic self-publicity, I suppose those good folks at head office should have realised that his arrival was going to be a very mixed blessing. And of course no sooner did he arrive than he launched a bid to take over the leadership of the party from Roger Knapman.

I suppose the Knapman/Kilroy-Silk relationship never had particularly good auguries as Kilroy-Silk's core political beliefs have always struck me as rather hazy for the most part and when actually glimpsed, of rather variable geometry. Knapman on the other hand is that rarest of rare things in British politics, an ideological man of conviction who often says what he really thinks whilst actually making sense. Upon hearing that Kilroy-Silk was flouncing off in a huff because the UKIP proved somehow inexplicably immune to his charms, Knapman is quoted as saying "break open the champagne", and "It was nice knowing him, now 'goodbye'. I would love to hear what he said in private.

But Kilroy-Silk has said he will start up a new political party called Veritas, so the best prankster in British politics since the late lamented Lord Sutch will still be around to entertain us. No doubt if the Kilroy-Silk Party does emerge, it will quickly be known by many as the 'In Vino' Party.

January 20, 2005
Thursday
 
 
A more Napoleonic Britain
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Labour government is planning to introduce ceremonies for 'citizenship' and 'coming of age' to add the imprimatur of The State to being 'British'. Yet surely one of the things that has always made the British so different from many of the people's of Continental Europe who live with the legacy of Napoleon is that we have not really needed the state to tell us via ceremonies and ID cards that we are British... or that we are in reality 'subjects', a far more honest term that 'citizen'. Even the United States has its strange hand-on-heart ceremonies in some schools in which they pledge of allegiance not just to the principles of constitutional governance but also to a bit of coloured cloth. Yet in Britain such notions of social identity have generally been, well, social and not some propagandising artifice of the state.

This is yet another part of moving Britain into the more Napoleonic traditional in which the state is the core around which everything rotates in a politicised fashion and the highest virtue is political engagement (not a view I share, to put it mildly, given my view of politics). Such things are alien in this country and yet another sign that our political masters are obsessed with the fetishizing democracy as a way to make as many aspects of life as possible political in nature and requiring the intermediation of the state for ever more things. Such 'ceremonies' may be banal but what they represent is far from trivial.

January 17, 2005
Monday
 
 
Why voters are right to like tax cuts
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

The Conservatives are promising tax cuts. Good for them.

Tax cuts are always more popular than political chatterers think they ought to be, and tax increases are always more unpopular than political chatterers think they ought to be. The chatterers talk a lot and persuade themselves that their opinion about these things is shared, but come election time, provided there are any politicians who have remained unbullied by them, the chatterers are always baffled and disappointed.

Promised tax cuts are appealing to voters, because they have a quite good chance of materialising, and once they do, the voters get to keep the money and spend it how they want.

But when it comes to tax increases, and the accompanying promises of better public services, the picture is very different. From time to time, surveys of the sort that political chatterers take very seriously ask voters a question along the following lines: Would you be willing to accept increased taxes in exchange for better public services? And often the answer comes back: Yes, we would.

However, reality does not ask voters this question. What the promise of increased taxes in exchange for promised better public services actually means is the certainty of increased taxes, but the mere possibility that public services will actually get any better in exchange. The voters' money might be spent better, but it is at least as likely to be spent on idiotic make-work schemes and political pay-offs. Faced with that question, voters tend to vote: No.

So I say that this is a smart Conservative move. They do not look like they can win any time soon, but this may soften the next blow quite a bit. On the other hand, if the government steals this policy the way it has stolen so many other Conservative policies, that will plunge the Conservatives into further confusion. But I would be quite pleased.

If such tax cuts occur, public services will be no better and no worse than they would have been otherwise. This is because tax cuts are actually a cut in the rate of taxation, rather than in the total amount of tax collected. If tax rates are reduced, the economy cheers up a bit, and the total tax take, from all taxes combined, is as big as ever. On the other hand, if tax rates are increased, as the Liberal Democrats are threatening, the economy stalls, and although the yield from the increased taxes increases, the yield from all the other unchanged taxes declines, and the total tax take remains stagnant. Which is yet another reason why the tax-increases-in-xchange-for-better-public-services idea is so foolish, and why voters are so right to shun it.

January 15, 2005
Saturday
 
 
"Minister, what were 'families'?"
David Carr (London)  Children's issues • UK affairs

I have always endured a distinctly uncomfortable ambivolence on the subject of the physical chastisement of children. My rational inclinations are to disapprove of it as a whole. The law protects adults from being physically assaulted by other adults and I find the arguments that seek to exempt youngsters from this law to be flawed and unpersuasive.

That said, I know that there are many good and loving parents who sometimes smack their children out of frustration or a temporary flare of temper. It may not be beneficial thing but, rarely does this cause any real harm. Consequently, I view the engagement of the machinery of law enforcement with family life with the utmost trepidation:

Parents in England and Wales who smack children so hard it leaves a mark will face up to five years in jail under new laws in force from Saturday.

Mild smacking is allowed under a "reasonable chastisement" defence against common assault.

The purported distinction is not one in which I have any degree of confidence. Law enforcement in this country is often patchy, capricious and incompetent. I expect that truly serious abusers will slip the net while normally conscientious parents who lash out once in a moment of uncustomary anger will find themselves facing a custodial sentence and ruination.

Even if that were not the case (and it is very much the case) the new laws will result in an entrenchment of a culture of fear and suspicion. Children contrive to harm themselves all the time by flying off of their bikes, falling out of trees and sticking themselves with sharp implements. I have already heard far too many plausible accounts of parents who are scared of taking their wounded charges to a hospital in case they are accused of abusing them

In another age and in different political and legal circumstances, I would not be too concerned about these new laws. I may even (cautiously) approve. But it is not possible to see these developments as anything other than another step in the process of the gradual nationalisation of the family.

Nor will anyone's life be improved by this legislation. It is enacted, in part, because it serves the interests of the professional welfare classes whose wealth and status is entirely dependent on this kind of state activism and partly because of the unfortunately fashionable view that people cannot be trusted to arrange their own affairs in a satisfactory manner without the external discipline of regulatory control.

None of this means that I necessarily approve of parents who smack their children. Generally, I do not. But just leaving matters be is probably the least worst solution. Over the coming years, that object lesson will be driven home.

January 10, 2005
Monday
 
 
Who will rid us of these turbulent kuffaar?
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

Al-Muhajiroun was the extremist organisation that recruited or converted young Muslims and British men to their political goal of a worldwide Islamic state, starting with the Emirate of Great Britain. It was never clear whether they would recognise England, Scotland and Wales but the overall objective was clear. A troublesome development was the disbandment of this organisation which appeared to portend greater underground activity on the part of the radicals.

Hannah Strange, UK correspondent for UPI, was attending a women's conference where Sheikh Omar, the former head of Al-Muhajiroun, was setting out his philosophy: Since Britain had invaded Iraq, the covenant of security that protected these islands from Islam was now broken, and as a consequence, war was declared. No doubt these sentiments weighed heavily on his heart since his patriotism was not in doubt:

Either withdraw your own forces or don't expect Muslims not to support the Muslims abroad," said Sheikh Omar, adding that the West supports dictators abroad when they see fit.

If the government met those conditions, Muslims could continue to live peacefully in Britain, he said.

"After that there will be no need to fight anybody, we've been living in peace here for years, and we can continue to live in peace," he said. "We love Britain."

However, the usual epithets on 9/11, killing all non-Muslims and blaming the Jews outweighed his love of bully beef and the Queen. It was the story that they always tell themselves. They are not to blame. They were invaded. They are merely defending themselves against the hand that is raised against them. Indeed, their pathology is a puzzling outpouring of delusional bombast reinforced by the blood of innocents.

Their bloodcurdling enactment of 9/11 demonstrates the distance between our compassion and the hatred of these extremists.

The speakers, all leading members of the group, called for war against the kuffaar (non-Muslims) and lead chants as a projector screen showed images of dead American soldiers in Iraq.

As the infamous images of two planes crashing into the twin towers of the World Trade Center replayed again and again, the rapt watchers thrust their fists in the air and chanted "Allahu Akhbar! (God is great!)"

"Nine-eleven was one example of some people who chose to show us they are men, real Muslim men," said one speaker

Muslims must also beware of "the enemy within" -- moderate Muslims such as those on the Muslim Council of Britain, he said.

They side with "the Jewish conspirators, the Jewish occupiers and the Christian crusaders," he said, and "will sell out their Muslim brothers."

"Please raise your hands if you think the Muslim Council of Britain represents you," a speaker at the conference instructed the crowd.

All stayed silent.

"Put your hands up if Sheikh Osama Bin Laden represents you!" he called.

Every hand shot in the air, even those of three or four year old children and their mothers in the back rows. "Allahu Akhbar!" echoed through the hall.

The MCB, continued the speaker, even condemned the "beautiful" attacks in Madrid last year. The chants grew louder.

Muslims must reject the integrationist calls of such people, said Sheikh Omar.

Instead, an Islamic state must be established here in Britain, he said, an aim that is the duty of every Muslim.

"If people reject the call of mighty Allah," he continued, "... death will be inevitable."

To confirm this, images of people dropping dead and burning in flames appeared on the projector screen.

If only this were shown on BBC News at Ten. Then I could start to arrange the nine other impossible things on my list, such as anti-aging, which is far more important.

January 10, 2005
Monday
 
 
How Blair could get a Yes
Brian Micklethwait (London)  European Union • UK affairs

I find this all too persuasive. George Trefgarne sketches out how Tony Blair could win not only the next election by a mile, but then the Euro-referendum by enough to settle the matter for ever.

Key towards-the-end paragraph:

As the polls start to switch, other arguments are deployed by the pro-constitution lobby, of which the most potent is that the real choice is between ratifying the constitution, with all its disadvantages, or being reduced to a colonial outpost of George W Bush's America. Scare stories are spread that withdrawing would also mean the end to cheap flights to France and Spain. Then, in March 2006, a referendum results in a Yes vote, by 52 per cent to 48 per cent - and Teflon Tony will have done it again.

At the heart of Trefgarne's view of Britain now is the utter and continuing hopelessness of the Conservatives.

I confess that once upon a time I expected that America would be an issue to unite the Conservatives while still dividing Labour. But for many months now the Conservatives have been as split about America as they are about everything else. This means that they will remain a shambles for the foreseeable future, and that they will be in no state to argue persuasively against all that "colonial outpost of Bush's America" stuff, as and when it comes on stream. Even more than now, I mean.

January 09, 2005
Sunday
 
 
It never rains but it pours …
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Asian affairs • UK affairs

Severe irony has swept the northern parts of Britain over this weekend. Samizdata readers may be interested to know that Britain, the north of it especially, has been afflicted with flooding caused by the old fashioned method: a lot of water dropping out of the sky, all of it trying to use the same rivers.

It has also been extremely windy. It has been fairly breezy down here in London.

The city of Carlisle, the most northerly habitation in England, has been especially hard hit. Last night, the place with without any power, and tonight I heard a TV weather person predicting more rain for the area. There have been casualties, but the deaths so far are in single figures and look like they will stay that way.

[Correction!! Carlisle is NOT the most northern place in England. See comments 3, with a link to a map, and 4. I had at the top right of the Anglo-Scottish border but it is at the bottom left. Apologies.)

Under the circumstances, this report, dated last Friday just as the city was filling up with water, is particularly ironic. It is about Carlisle's efforts to collect money for the Asian Tsunami victims:

THE DEVASTATION wrought by the tsunami disaster was brought close to home this week as one Carlisle woman waits for news of her missing brother, another family recovers from the trauma they suffered, and thousands contribute to fundraising.

Disaster caused by un welcome water was about to be brought a little closer to home even than that.

Musicians and singers Will Harris, James Formby, Martin Lee, Ben Gates and Tony Mason will perform in The Source tomorrow night at 8pm.

I do not think that this event was able to proceed as planned, and if anything similar is rearranged in the near future, I suspect that at least some of the proceeds will be distributed nearer home.

January 03, 2005
Monday
 
 
Someone is lying
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

If you live in Britain and you do not think crime, casual violence and the background of anti-social behaviour is mounting problems based on the evidence of your own eyes, then stop reading now and keep taking the NHS prescribed Prozac. For all the rest of you, take a look at this report by Civitas.

Of course the government and police claim the truth lies elesewhere. No prize for guessing who I am inclined to believe.

January 03, 2005
Monday
 
 
A stupidity of doctors
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

If we can have an 'absurdity of lawmakers', I suppose we can have a 'stupidity of doctors'. In the face of attempts to deregulate drinking in Britain, a nation which is unusually restrictive when it comes alcohol compared to most western nations, we have Prof Ian Gilmore, a spokesman for the Royal College of Physicians (an extreme statist professional organisation and political lobby) saying:

"We are facing an epidemic of alcohol-related harm in this country, and to extend the licensing hours flies in the face of common sense as well as the evidence we have got."

Prof Gilmore said plans to stagger the times people left pubs were an attempt to manage drunkenness rather than prevent it.

He added that the key to tackling the problem was reducing the availability of alcohol and increasing the price.

"I think it is fanciful to think we can turn ourselves into a French-style wine-tippling culture merely by licensing regulations," he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme.

However he does not explain why digging the same hole deeper will make things better, given that Britain is already far more regulated than France and also has more serious alcohol related problems. Like most regulatory authoritarians, Gilmore and the RCP simply do not have either the imagination to think that perhaps the over-regulation caused the problem, nor do they have the socialisation to have the notion occur to them that imposing their views on others is immoral.

If people get drunk and commit crimes, punish the criminals, not those who drink and do not commit crimes. And in any case, the true criminals are those who added times limits to drinking hours which more or less institutionalised binge drinking.

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The political class at work
December 28, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
Unsurprising
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

The call centre, known as the Casualty Bureau Appeal Centre, that the FCO established to take calls from concerned relatives or friends, has taken flak as many have found that they were unable to get through to the operators.

But Sri Lankan national Ivan Corea, chief executive of the Dream Harvest Group, in Stratford, east London, said he had called repeatedly on Sunday without success.

“We have been trying to contact relatives in Sri Lanka, all lines are engaged,” he said.

Kevin Tunbridge, of Bury St Edmunds, in Suffolk, said he has had no contact with his son Luke, 20, or his son’s girlfriend Laura Blackman, 20, who are a coastal resort in south Thailand.

“I have tried to contact the Foreign Office and the Bangkok Embassy all day, but all I have reached is a recorded BT message. All we want is some information,” he said.

There is no doubt that FCO civil servants have been working in an emergency situation to provide those who do succeed in contacting them with the necessary information. However, accusations of understaffing and inadequate capacity have been levelled against the Foreign Office by the Conservative MP for Aldershot, Gerald Howarth, who has received complaints from his constituents.

The FCO has replied to criticisms by stating that they have had to field an unprecedented number of telephone calls including inappropriate inquiries concerning flights and travel advice. The unfriendly structure of their website may have contributed to this state of affairs.

Commander Ronald McPherson, who is in charge of the Hendon operation, said the volume of calls was among the highest levels they had experienced for a mass casualty incident, including September 11.

He said: “Since we opened, the lines have permanently been at capacity.”

Mr McPherson said staff were taking calls from people from anywhere in the world concerned about relatives or loved ones who were UK nationals.

A Foreign Office spokesman also stressed the system had been taking an unprecedented volume of calls, and said consular staff in Thailand were working through the night to answer inquiries.

Although this is an unprecedented situation, emergency call centres are supposed to deal with emergencies and it is noteworthy that McPherson stated that the Appeal Centre was "at capacity" rather than promising to "increase capacity". Does this mean Buggins turn for those who have to wait on the line until they obtain an operator?

It is the FCO's role to deal with situations such as this catastrophe. They have dropped the ball.

December 26, 2004
Sunday
 
 
Poor performance from FCO
Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

With a natural catastrophe of this proportion, it is clear that the whole region will be picking up the pieces for the foreseeable future. Death toll is now 10,000 and rising, depending upon your news site, and the emergency situation has been publicised for ten hours

The Foreign Secretary sent out the message of condolences and said "stand by for action". However, there are no links or help on the Foreign and Commonwealth Office website for families to telephone or leave messages for family members or friends, holidaying in the tropics. Nothing on the State Department for US citizens either, although such aid may be dealt with at a local level. Australia is far better prepared with a hotline. The BBC, agitprop wing of the government, wishes to hear your experiences of the tsunami, but does not provide you with a number if you wish to let your loved ones know that you are still alive.

Especially as it is the holiday period, such emergencies are the time when government departments should place themselves at the service of their citizens. Should, but do not.

UPDATE: The FCO emergency telephone number is 0207 008 0000. However, if you wish to obtain more direct information on each country, you have to visit the 'Travel Advice by Country' pages on the FCO website. These will give you direct numbers for the embassies in individual countries: India, Indonesia, Thailand, Maldives, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and Malaysia.

If you were to visit the frontispiece of the FCO website, there is still no indication where such information is held. The BBC does not hold this information on its indepth webpage concerning the disaster. Both the BBC and Skynews tuck the number away at the bottom of their webpages reporting the deaths of Britons.

December 26, 2004
Sunday
 
 
The right to fight back
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

Tory MP Patrick Mercer has tabled legislation to 'rebalance' the right to defend life, limb and property in favour of the victims of crime.

And how exactly will that make a lone 60 year old woman safer if someone breaks into her house? Please remember that it was a Tory government which decided she will have no right whatsoever to have effective means to defend herself by restricting firearms.

The Mercer Bill is welcome but all it does is make Britain a little bit safer for houses containing one or more adult males from their late teens to their late sixties who are actually capable of picking up a blunt instrument and taking on an intruder with a reasonable chance of success. The unpalatable truth is that most people are not able to effectively defend themselves against your typical house intruder (one or more young men between 16 and 35) unless they have an effective weapon. And that means a gun.

"God made man but Colonel Colt made them equal"

December 23, 2004
Thursday
 
 
On how to influence those with a history of mental illness
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

And here (just in case you missed the comments on the previous posting) is yet another circumstance where an armed populace would have really helped:

One man has died and five other people are in a critical condition after being attacked by a man with a knife.

Scotland Yard said a man drove around the areas between Enfield and Haringey in north London in a red Hyundai stabbing people on Thursday morning.

Officers are investigating if there is a link between the attacks and the murder of shopkeeper Mahmut Fahri.

A man, who police say has a history of mental illness, is being held in connection with the attacks.

"History of mental illness" is today's euphemism for maniac, it would seem.

Personally I believe that people would not even think of behaving like this if they knew that everywhere they went on such rampages they would be confronted by the armed and the respectable. And I further believe (although I would welcome intelligent contradition about this) that this includes maniacs, who (and I believe there have been quite sophisticated experiments about this) are actually quite responsive and rational about altering how they conduct themselves, when faced with predictably different rewards and predictably different punishments. What maniacs lack is not rationality; it is merely any semblance of good manners.

See also: Hungerford Massacre. This slaughter was caused by gun control. It was not only caused by gun control, but it could not possibly have occurred in the way that it did without gun control. The police had to get guns from London. And it all happened at the precise historical moment when, for the first time since cheap firearms were invented, a country town like Hungerford no longer contained any. Simultaneously, crime throughout the British countryside was rocketing. The response to Hungerford was to tighten the screw that had illegalised self-defence in the first place.

This good woman has already been linked to from here today, but there cannot be too many such links out here in Blogland, I say.

I know that, for some, the way we here at Samizdata.net keep banging on, so to speak, about gun control (iniquity and fatuity of) is a bit dreary and predictable. But there is actually a bit of a buzz in Britain now about this issue, and any decade now this country might see some big changes in the right direction. Provided we keep buzzing and banging on.

December 22, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
Moral and intellectual bankruptcy on display
Perry de Havilland (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

Home Office minister for race equality, Fiona Mactaggart refuses to condemn the fact Sikhs have used intimidation and violence to force the closure of a play they find offensive because...

In my experience, very often the consequence of that [violent protests] is that the ideas of the play gain a wider audience than they would have had, had there not been such protests. That people feel this passionately about theatres is a good sign for our cultural life. It is a sign of a lively flourishing cultural life.

So British culture is better off because rioters have forced the closure of a play they disagreed with? Britain is clearly governed by people who are either immoral or demented or both.

But I am curious... would the 'minister for race equality' have thought it an equally healthy sign that British theatre is alive and well if a mob of angry white Scotsmen has stormed the theatre, smashed windows and forced the plays to close because they found something in the works of a Sikh playwright offensive?

Well given that Fiona Mactaggart is the 'minister for race equality', I guess she would take the view that all races are equally permitted to use violence to prevent freedom of expression, right? Right?

I mean, the races would hardly be equal if only when Sikhs riot is was "a sign of a lively flourishing cultural life".

December 21, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
For me, Britain died today
Perry de Havilland (London)  Anglosphere • Civil liberty/regulation • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Although I knew this day was coming, it is profoundly depressing nevertheless. It is now the law that ID cards will be imposed by force in Britain, with the support of the Leaders of the Conservative Party and the Labour Party. They have won and as far as I am concerned, the guttering flame of the culture of liberty in Britain just blew out.

I do not expect a truly repressive state to be implemented for many years yet (hopefully), but the infrastructure of tyranny is now well and truly in place, all of which came to pass with a soundtrack of a faint bleating sound of an indifferent public in the background. You might as well flip a coin to figure out which party will usher it in but a authoritarian panoptic state is coming. If this is what the majority of British people want, then may they get exactly what they deserve, but I am out of here. For those of you who will be happy to see me go, trust me, the feeling is mutual.

I realise most people will just shrug their ovine shoulders and find my worries inexplicable, crazy even, as it is not like Blair and Howard are setting up Gulags, right? No, of course not. Who needs those when there is a camera on every corner and your every purchase and phone call will eventually be logged on a central government database? As far as I concerned, the war is over and my side lost.

I have to try and speed up my business ventures and get out as soon as I can afford to do so. I shall try to be out of Britain and have my primary residence in the USA by 2007 at the latest to avoid being forced to submit to this intolerable imposition... and I shall be taking my wealth generating assets with me. I cannot say I am looking forward to winters in New Hampshire but I do not really see that I have much choice anymore. I do not see the United States as a paragon of civil liberties (to put it mildly), but at least it is a place in which the battle can be fought within the last bastion of the Anglosphere's culture of liberty.

Damn it.

THIS is modern Britain
December 20, 2004
Monday
 
 
The decay of civil society in Britain
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Sikhs who used violence to prevent free speech in Birmingham yesterday and truly the children of the Politically Correct generation. They see that force, be it of law or of the flying milk bottle, is the accepted way to respond if your feelings are hurt and thus have forced a play that they find offensive to close.

Tolerance for dissenting views would appear to be a thing of the past and obviously the state is not the solution. If it was, it would have responded to this affront by the rioters against the basic right to express yourself by meeting force with force. The correct 'dialogue' with the rioters would be to crack a number turbaned heads open in the same manner those people are expressing themselves.

Mohan Singh, from the Guru Nanak Gurdwara in south Birmingham, said: "It's a very good thing that they (the Rep) have seen common sense on the issue.

And so Mohan Singh demonstrates he opposes a pluralist civil society. Presumably when some people decide they find something he values 'offensive' and elect to start throwing bricks to prevent it from happening (for example, say some militant atheists, or more probably militant Muslims, find his religious services offensive to their sensibilities), or perhaps it is decide, as in France, that turbans will not be permitted in school under force of law, Mr. Singh will just shrug his shoulders and accept that being forced not to do things other people dislike is just the way of things. And if he does not accept that, why should he expect anyone else to care about what he wants?

December 20, 2004
Monday
 
 
Just another bunch of unprincipled rascals
Perry de Havilland (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Yes, I am glad a few people in the Conservative party have the backbone to stand against Michael Howard and refuse to back the imposition of mandatory ID cards. Yet the truth is than they are outnumbered both by those in the party's authoritarian faction and in the others who say they opposed ID cards, such as possible future leader David Davies, but place their political careers above both their principles and what they presumably think would be best for the nation. Still, I suppose we should thank Michael Howard for making it clear to all but the most blinkered that they offer no alternative to Labour in any substantive way over an issue that offers much downside and no clearly explained upside.

If you ever want to see an effective opposition in this country, vote for the one party who can deliver that by destroying the Conservative party once and for all by making it permanently unelectable, thereby showing the true cost of Conservative 'moderation' on the EU and civil liberties. Only once the last bitter hope that the Tories might ever form a new government has been removed by 10 to 15% of their vote defecting for the foreseeable future can something better emerge from their ashes. Vote UKIP.

December 19, 2004
Sunday
 
 
A small glimmer of Conservative principle?
Perry de Havilland (London)  Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs

Hard to believe! That Tory leader Michael Howard, the second most repressive Home Secretary in living memory, should support mandatory ID cards is hardly a revelation, but that up to 40 Tory MP's, including some on the front bench, might vote against or abstain regardless of the demands of the whips, well that is quite a pleasant surprise.

Mr Howard has come down in favour of the Government scheme because he was preparing to introduce an ID card Bill himself when he was Home Secretary in 1997 and fears charges of hypocrisy if he does not support it now. Some MPs complained that he has been heavy handed in whipping the issue. One said: "I think it is disgraceful. I don't know where our leadership is heading."

I know exactly where it is heading...

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December 18, 2004
Saturday
 
 
Understanding the nature of the state
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

Democracy is a remarkable thing. It gives an illusion of a state being governed 'by the people and for the people' whilst at the same time entrenching a 'public service' class (with 'service' being very much used in the farming sense of the word) that operates almost entirely for its own benefit. That this can go on in nation after nation in much the same manner is a testament to the dementing and infantilising effect that democratic politics has on a large proportion of the population of the planet.

And so when we get an article in The Times called Purge of e-mails will deny the right to know (people outside the UK may not be able to access this link due to the idiotic policy of the Times), which alerts us that it just so happens that 11 days before freedom of information laws come into force, millions of e-mails will be deleted from government servers, it should be clear to all but the most wilfully blind that the state will always place its institutional interests before those who are comically led to believe 'own' the state: that mythical thing called 'the people'.

The Cabinet Office, which supports the Prime Minister and co-ordinates policy across government, has ruled that e-mails more than three months old must be deleted from December 20, The Times has learnt.

[...]

It will be up to the individual which e-mails are printed, with no monitoring from heads of department. Many officials, who receive about 100 e-mails a day, will have at least 3,000 items in their mailboxes. These include officials in the Prime Minister’s Strategy Unit, the Delivery Unit, and the offices of Alan Milburn and Sir Andrew Turnbull, the Cabinet Secretary. Although the deleted e-mails will be stored on back-up systems, these have been declared off limits to freedom of information requests because of the cost of accessing them.

[...]

Constitutional experts called the introduction of an “opt-in” system, where civil servants are proactive in preserving information, a blatant contradiction of the Act’s “presumption of disclosure”.

And that is why it cannot be pointed out too often that the state is not your friend.

December 17, 2004
Friday
 
 
Bye bye Blunkett
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

The Evening Standard published a letter to the editor by me today in the print version of the newspaper (in slightly edited form). Here is the full text:

The resignation of David Blunkett may give some holiday cheers to those with the wits to see that this man has presided over the greatest abridgements of civil liberties in Britain within living memory... and given that we had the dreadful example of Michael Howard's tenure in that office to compare him to, that is quite an achievement.

Yet before too many people start popping Champaign corks at the downfall of a truly repressive Home Secretary, I hope they will realise that nothing that Blunkett did was without the support of Tony Blair and his cabinet. Do not be so caught up with the individual personalities that you are blinded to the fact that the real threat, in fact the gravest threat to the liberty of British people since World War II, comes from both the authoritarian mindset that is alive and well at Number 10 Downing Street and the acquiescence to most of Blunkett's excesses by the inept Tory party.

Perry de Havilland
Samizdata.net

December 15, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
The 1952 Committee
Jackie D (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The Tory Party in Britain has been beyond a joke for a while now, but having now come out in support of ID cards, the Conservatives have well and truly screwed the pooch. Apart from the Democrats in the United States, never has a political party been so clueless and thoroughly unfit to govern. Let's get this bursting at the seams.

Link via Patrick Crozier

December 15, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
Good riddance you evil ****.
Michael Jennings (London)  UK affairs

Home Secretary David Blunkett has resigned, which is probably a euphemism for "has been sacked", over allegations that he used his power as Home Secretary to speed up visa applications of his mistress' nanny and various other dubious things. (Sadly, he has not been sacked for his fairly successful attempts at abolishing the common law). David Carr will undoubtedly post a comment saying that things will be as bad or worse under a new Home Secretary / future Conservative Government / blah blah blah. He is probably right, but none the less, I salute the demise of this vile man.

December 14, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
First they came for the odious ones...
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The leader of the neo-fascist British National Party has been arrested by West Yorkshire Police on 'suspicion of incitement to commit racial hatred'.

Now let us ponder that for a moment. Incitement to commit racial hatred. He has been arrested for trying to get someone else to hate non-white people. Now if he had incited someone to hate Manchester United supporters, the Old Bill in West Yorkshire would not have hauled him off for questioning, so clearly we are still permitted to suggest to others that they should hate some folks without being dragged into court, just not folks of a given race.

But please note he was not arrested for 'incitement to violence' against some racial group, he was arrested for inciting hate. He was arrested for trying to get people to think and feel, not act, a certain way. He was arrested for leading people into thought crimes. So they have outlawed certain emotions (i.e. hatred) and have moved to enforce that law against the racial collectivist Nick Griffin, because the hatred he incites is directed towards a certain classification of people.

Well I also happen to loathe, yes loathe, certain other classifications of people: communists, fascists, theocrats, some paleo-conservatives, members of Al-Qaeda and many flavours of socialists. I do not necessarily think all such people need to have violence done against them (well, members of Al-Qaeda excepted...) nor should they be arrested for thinking the things they do, but I do indeed think such people should be regarded with a fair degree of detestation. Moreover I have no hesitation inciting others to feel the same way towards such because those who would take away our liberties should indeed incur the hatred of those whose rights they would abridge.

I wonder how long I have left before I have to live somewhere else other than Britain if I wish to continue to have freedom of speech and stay out of jail.

December 13, 2004
Monday
 
 
Freedom of speech
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

It does exactly what it says in the tin. You either have it or you do not... and judging by many of the letters to the Telegraph, many on Britain would rather you not have it. In response to an interesting article by Charles Moore, we see...

Sir - I have been a regular reader of your newspaper for more than 25 years. I am very concerned to read Moore's article: it is offensive and flawed. It may cause racial disharmony among four million British Muslims at a critical time.

Dr. Basil Adam Shihabi, Consultant Physician, Secretary General of the British Iraqi Medical Association, Stevenage, Herts

For a start, 'Muslims' are not a race, they are a religion. But that aside, if I wish to poke fun at the muslim religion, or any equally daft belief in invisible imaginary friends, I will damn well do so. At least the good Doctor is not calling for Moore to be prevented by law from saying what he wishes and that is an important thing to note. The fact Dr. Shihabi is free to respond in the Telegraph is proof enough that the deck is not stacked against him.

However...

Sir - Moore entirely misses the point about the proposed law against inspiring religious hatred. It is not aimed at those who laugh at religion or scorn it. It is aimed at the "kill the infidel" brigade.

Michael Gorman, Guildford, Surrey

What we have here is a touching naivety about the nature of states and laws in general. The law may be aimed at the "kill the infidel" brigade (I have my doubts) but that means other remarks which disparage and insult the muslim faith will be illegal and to just assume 'people like us' (as opposed to 'them') will not have the law enforced against them is preposterous.

Making insulting remarks about any religion is like shooting fish in a barrel but the right to say what you will is vastly more important than some imaginary right to not to be offended. Without freedom of speech the whole damaged edifice of liberty really is in the gravest peril and if not enough British people realise that then we are in serious, serious trouble.

December 13, 2004
Monday
 
 
An absurdity of lawmakers
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

A culture of bacteria, a gaggle of geese, a confusion of monkeys, a conspiracy of lawyers, an army of caterpillars, a parliament of owls... and an absurdity of lawmakers.

In response to rising violent crime in Britain, our political masters have proposed outlawing the sale of knives to people under 18. I assume that will swiftly be followed by laws requiring all unattended kitchens within every house in Britain containing a person less than 18 years of age be securely locked to prevent access to...

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... large and really sharp knives.

Do anything, anything, no matter how self-evidently preposterous, rather than face the intolerable idea that the problem is not thugs with knives but rather victims without the means to effectively defend themselves.

December 10, 2004
Friday
 
 
A-chasing we will go
David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Roll up, roll up ladies and gentlemen! Book your tickets for a day or two in the verdant British countryside where you will find thrills, spills, adventures, games, rides, puzzles, jokes, wheezes, teases, conundrums and wonders to behold:

The new law banning hunting with dogs is "so poorly drafted" no-one can define the offence, pro-hunt MPs say.

The accusation came after it emerged a Devon man had been told he could use his four dogs to "chase away unwanted animals" from his farm.

Because he did not intend to kill deer or foxes it was not hunting.....

Tory MP Peter Luff, another co-chairman of Middle Way, said that the legislation was "so poorly drafted nobody appears able to properly define the offence".

"It is no wonder the government desperately wants to move on from this disastrous law. However, I seriously doubt the countryside will be that accommodating."

Guaranteed fun for all the family.

December 08, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
It don't amount to a hill of Beans
David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Well, well, well. A famous showbusiness celebrity is making a big fuss about the crushing of dissent and the stifling of free speech.

But, this time, the claim has merit:

Blackadder star Rowan Atkinson has launched a comedians' campaign against a government bill to outlaw inciting religious hatred.

The Mr Bean actor says parts of the Serious Organised Crime and Police Bill are "wholly inappropriate" and could stifle freedom of speech....

The main thrust of the bill creates a new Serious and Organised Crime Agency to tackle drug trafficking, people smuggling and criminal gangs.

Quite what religious 'hatred' has to do with drug trafficking and criminal gangs is quite beyond me but this appears to be another example of the government bundling up huge sheafs of seen-to-be-doing-something new laws and stuffing them altogether into one big, deliverable package. Perhaps they are trying to cut down on their printing costs.

Anyway, to the meat of the matter. I applaud Mr Atkinson for his taking a stand notwithstanding that it may be motivated by self-interest. That is still better than nothing. However, I expect that his pleadings will fall on wilfully deaf ears. HMG was rattling its sabre about new 'hate speech' laws even while the cement dust was still drfiting over New York. It was, near as dammit, their first response.

I have not yet read the Serious Organised Crime and Police Bill but, in due course, I will. I do not expect that it will materially differ, either in theme or content, from similar recent legislative atrocities. That is to say, it will endow the state with sweeping new powers, give birth to lavishly funded and unaccountable agencies and usher in a whole raft of new laws that will be so widely and vaguely drafted as to make them dangerously open to interpretation and judicial activism.

Following the now familiar pattern of previous legislation, widespread enforcement will prove impossible. So enforcement will be selective, politically-motivated and high-profile with a handful of unlucky short-straw drawers nailed to the wall pour encourages les autres.

If that was the only outcome then it would be bad enough. That alone would be sufficiently capricious and despotic. But that is only the intended outcome. The unintended outcome could be a great deal worse.

A climate of cowed silence doth not a happy-clappy country make. The worst of it is not knowing where the boundaries are. What can we say? What can't we say? The majority with something to lose will opt for saying nothing at all as the safest policy (and who can blame them?). Thus, there will be a Potemkin appearance of normality and what we have learned to refer to as 'tolerance'.

But, underneath, the true picture will be much darker. The only way to successfully challenge bad ideas is to challenge them with good ideas but that is not possible to do if the bad ideas cannot be expressed in the first place. Similarly, resentments left unspoken do not simply whither on the vine and grievances (however irrational and baseless they may be) will not conveniently decay into half-lives like radioactive materials.

Instead these unstable elements will foment and fester and bubble away quietly in the dark until the solution has been transformed into a toxic and explosive substance. It will remain inert only so long as the lid can be kept firmly screwed down.

December 04, 2004
Saturday
 
 
Sanity in the police at last?
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

This senior British police officer tells the Daily Telegraph that householders should be able to use force, lethal force if necessary, to beat off burglars. Good. It may not immediately lead to a change in public policy but I get the feeling that a watershed was passed in the murder this week of City financier and Chelsea resident, John Monckton. Regular readers of this site will know that the crime was committed within a few yards of our own Perry de Havilland's home.

I am not going to repeat all the arguments we have seen about the issue of self defence, both on this blog and in our comments section. For me it is simple - the right to life is not worth much if one cannot use the means necessary to defend it. Full stop, no ifs, buts or qualifications. What does strike me, though, is that restoring the right of self defence will also, indirectly, improve the quality of our police forces. There are still a lot of very brave, committed and smart people in the police. Such people join up not just for the nice pension but also out of a desire to put thugs behind bars and protect the public. By being turned into "the paramilitary wing of the Guardian newspaper", as blogger David Farrer memorably put it, many good policemen and women may have been demoralised and driven out of the force.

So if we want to be able to encourage smart and good people to be coppers and restore the reputation of the boys in dark blue, then restoring the liberties and protections of our Common Law is an integral part of that goal. All good Bobbies should be cheering on the rights of self defence.

November 30, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
The state does not protect us and we may not effectively protect ourselves
Perry de Havilland (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

Last night I had some friends and business associates around for dinner here in Chelsea. It was an agreeable evening at which some interesting conversations were had, some good food was enjoyed and some nice wine drunk.

And at around 7:00pm while all that was happening in my home, some 50 yards away my neighbour John Monckton was stabbed to death and his wife seriously injured by a pair of young vermin who broke into their house.

Of course the state forbids people like the Moncktons from owning the means to defend themselves. And the CCTV cameras on our street? I cannot tell you how much better they must make everyone around here feel. The police who have closed off my street are festooned with all manner of weapons and body armour but given that their actual role in modern Britain is little more than clearing up the mess after another disarmed householder has been butchered, perhaps waterproof coveralls and mops would be more suitable equipment for our tax funded 'guardians'.

Bitter? You bet. The world is full of predators and we are required to face them disarmed and as much in fear of the law as the criminal who attack us.

The state is not your friend.

November 29, 2004
Monday
 
 
Public life, private life and public trust - reflections on two consecutive TV programmes
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Opinions on liberty • UK affairs

It was a peculiar juxtaposition of programmes. First I watched the latest episode of Spooks, on BBC1 TV, and then I watched the BBC Ten O'Clock News, without pushing any buttons on the TV because that was on BBC1 TV also.

The News was dominated by David Blunkett's difficulties, largely self-inflicted, it would appear. There will be an independent inquiry into whether Blunkett fast-tracked a visa application for his ex-lover's nanny, and the Prime Minister announced that he was confident of the outcome, which was an odd combination of circumstances. If the Prime Minister is so sure, why the independent inquiry? Why can he simply not say why he is so sure of the impeccability of his Home Secretary? And as another talking head opined, it would now take a brave independent inquirer to fly so completely in the face of Blair's clear statement of what he wants the answer to be. Which means that if the independent inquiry does endorse the Prime Minister's view, the suspicion will remain that this was because of the Prime Minister publicly demanding that answer instead of because the answer is true. So whichever way the independent inquiry goes, the stink will either be strong, or strong.

Spooks (a programme I have had cause to mention here before) was a even more lurid soap opera than usual – of junior Ministerial wrongdoing (he murders a girl, then resigns to spend more time with his family (sound familiar?)), of a famed rock and roll couple (she has her baby kidnapped to keep them in the news, but it goes wrong, the baby dies, and he finally murders her in a rage and then shoots himself). Downing Street was presented throughout as relentlessly manipulating a deranged state of public sentimentality (not least in calling in the Spooks to sort the matter in the first place, instead of leaving it to the Police), as in the grip of electoral desperation, as total hypocritical, and generally as a huge cover-up machine. If this show is any clue as to the state of public opinion, out there in Middle England, we have our answer to that question about why the Prime Minister does not want to explain why he believes his Home Secretary to be innocent of all wrongdoing. Middle England would not trust such pronouncements further than it could spit them. The Prime Minister is not trusted.

It is perhaps worth mentioning that the actor who personifies this Downing Street ghastliness in Spooks is a man called Oliver Mace, who is played by Tim McInnerney. McInernney is probably most famous for playing Captain Darling in Blackadder Goes Forth. But since doing that he played a fixer for Sir Ian McKellen's wonderfully fascist and scary Richard III, a virtually identical character to the one he now plays in Spooks. So the equation is inescapable. Downing Street is the haunt of Shakespearian villains. Whether the Prime Minister is one of them or merely the manipulated façade (Richard III or more like Richard II), is really a matter of individual taste in how you choose to interpret such things.

For my own part, I doubt the claim, also strongly made by the Prime Minister on the news, that a Cabinet Minister, just like anyone else, is entitled to have his private life kept private, and free from public criticism. The underlying implication is that, in particular, marital infidelity is a purely private matter. I know that this is a widely held view nowadays, what with so many people now cheating on each other, and then getting divorced, but I do not share it. I think that when people break their marriage vows by committing adultery, that impacts upon the public realm. Typically, married people have promised, often with just such words, not to commit adultery. And they did this, if not exactly 'in public', then in something a lot more open than complete secrecy. That half of the Cabinet, or whatever is the exact fraction, have dabbled in adultery, just as a massive proportion of the rest of us have, makes public life a lot harder to do. Yes, I lied to the wife about my infidelities, but no I am not now lying to you about public policy. (I can – see the comments on Perry's recent Blunkett posting – be trusted not to abuse a compulsory ID card system.)

I just does not , to my eye, add up. I strongly disapprove of the whole principle of no fault divorce. Enthrone that principle, and the next thing you will get is no fault politics.

And if anyone mentions France, where, allegedly, they take a more mature and rational view of these things, my answer is: precisely. Cynicism about private life is directly to be associated, I would say, with cynicism about the more public side of things. French public life is relentlessly corrupt and cynical, and they are oh-so-rational about adultery. I do not think these facts are coincidental.

My telly has just shown me the front page of tomorrow's Telegraph, which was something along the lines of: "Prime Minister says Cabinet Ministers should not be morally criticised for their private lives." That would suggest that they think something along these lines too.

Some people, of the sort who confuse (or who like to pretend for propaganda purposes that they confuse) libertarianism with libertinism, might expect a libertarian like me to rejoice at any collapse in marital fidelity. But my libertarianism is about the right to choose what promises you make, not about the right to break them with impunity, to the point where you are not even to be criticised for such cheating.

And other more subtle-minded persons might expect a libertarian like me to rejoice that the state of modern morals (or immorals) is making politics so much harder to do with any dignity.

But cynicism about public life is one thing and the belief that the government should do a lot less than it now does – that public life ought to be smaller, so to speak – are two quite distinct matters. I wish they were not distinct matters, but sadly they are. Libertarianism is a strong and forthright attempt to see the affairs of the world governed far more in accordance with morally upright principles than it is at the moment. The sort of ideas I saw proclaimed on my television this evening are far more likely to lead people to believe that any such principles are either sentimental hot air or else an exercise in hypocritical manipulation and to dismiss them with a resigned shrug, than to believe that these principles are right.

November 29, 2004
Monday
 
 
Blunkett's fall will mean far less that it seems
Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

If David Blunkett falls from office because of his shenanigans between the sheets, I do hope that civil rights activists will not see this as a sign from God (be it Cthuhlu or whoever) that the truly perilous state in which British liberty stands is about to take a turn for the better.

Nothing Blunkett has ever done was done under his authority alone. The accelerating rate at which common law is set aside and ancient liberties debased have been the product of decades of antipathy to non-collectivist rights and individual liberty, a process which was well under way when David Blunkett's Tory predecessor was in power: would-be future Prime Minister Michael 'a touch of the night' Howard.

The fall of a ringwraith might be cause for some brief rejoicing (I will certainly be raising a glass or two that day!) but please remember there are plenty more where he came from. Sauron lives at Number 10 Downing Street, not in the office of the Home Secretary.

November 26, 2004
Friday
 
 
Very interesting!
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

When was the last time you heard a Tory leader say something like this?

We believe in 'bio-diversity' in ideas and cultures. In common with ecologists, we recognise that long-term strength springs only from a multiplicity of divergent and often conflicting influences, not from standardisation. We believe that rivers should meander, not be straightened by statute. In that sense, we are truly conservative.

We believe in freedoms, not rights. 'Rights' are afforded by a ruling class which, by presuming to grant them, presumes also to withdraw them. We spurn them, and maintain that freedom to do what we will, provided that we do no harm to others, is ours by right of birth alone. In that sense, we are truly liberal.

It follows, then, that we have many policies which, whilst they motivate our desire for Independence, are not directly related to that struggle. It follows that, so soon as we are free to do so, we will rescind those bans imposed upon us from without in recent years, trusting instead to the courtesy and responsibility of the British people. It follows that we will deregulate business, cease to interfere in family life and restore to the people the freedom to divert themselves as they will, subject only to the provisions of Common Law.

- Roger Knapman, UKIP Leader

Very interesting indeed!

November 25, 2004
Thursday
 
 
Just a little taster
David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

Travelling to distant lands often has the effect of changing your perspectives about your own country to some degree or other. After returning to Britain from my trip to the USA earlier this week, I was struck by how leaden and grey London appears in November compared to the pastel, azure balminess of the California coast.

But, that said, I was born here in Blighty and I have had a lifetime of getting used to its forbidding and dismal winter skies. Besides, there are other and newer characteristics that make me wonder exactly what type of country I have returned to. They are altogether more pernicious and have nothing to do with the climate:

In the aftermath of my experience, I started some purely anecdotal research on the type of behaviour and attitude displayed by the police towards me. In speaking to friends, acquaintances, tradesmen, cab drivers and people in the pub I rapidly came to realise that a quite staggering number of ordinary, law-abiding people had endured similar experiences.

To discover precisely what 'experiences' the author was forced to endure, you will need to read the entire article. I recommend it in particular to our non-British readers so that they can get some idea of what is happening to this country.

The account of the ordeal left me with a ball of cold mercury in the pit of my stomach. For what happened to him could just as easily happen to me or any number of my friends, relations or colleagues.

And this is merely a taste of things to come. The hors d'oeuvres before the main course. We will not enjoy this meal.

November 25, 2004
Thursday
 
 
New Labour 'freedom' versus libertarianism
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

Rather oddly for British politicians Mr Blair and his New Labour associates have heard of libertarianism. This is known because Mr Blair and co often sneer at and attack libertarianism. This is logical enough. After all the present government (like so many governments) has increased taxes and state spending, produced endless new regulations and shows contempt for the principles of law (or 'civil liberties' as the modern way of saying this goes).

However, Mr Blair and the rest of New Labour also talk about their support for 'freedom' and 'liberty'. This would seem to show a contradiction in that New Labour attacks freedom and shows contempt for libertarianism (i.e. the non aggression principle which seeks to limit the threat of violence to the defence of persons and their possessions) and yet claims to stand for freedom.

Normally at this point I might be expected to examine, in detail, the dispute in political philosophy between 'negative' and 'positive' freedom. But I think only a brief examination is needed. 'Negative' freedom is basically 'hands off', and 'positive' freedom has mutated from an old belief (going back to Classical times) that true freedom was control of the passions by reason (i.e. freedom as moral self improvement), to a belief that "positive" freedom is material possessions - in short the more money someone has or the more services that are open to him the more free he is.

I would then carefully explain that it is a false choice, as the state can not develop the moral responsibility of individuals by imposing lots of regulations (indeed such a state undermines the moral development of people) and nor can statism (more regulations, higher taxes and so on) promote prosperity or reduce poverty (again statism undermines prosperity and, in the long run, increases poverty over the level it would have otherwise have been). In short the way to advance 'positive' freedom (however one defines it) is to advance 'negative' freedom.

However, as I said above, I do not believe that a detailed examination is needed here (although I admit that the 'positive' freedom people have much more to say, and 'negative' liberty, on its own, may not be enough to advance the control of reason over the passions).

The reason that I do not think a detailed examination is needed is that I do not believe that Mr Blair is thinking of "positive liberty" as an alternative when he is sneering at libertarianism. Shocking as it may sound I believe that Mr Blair, when he uses the word 'freedom', just means the freedom of the government to do as it likes. Certainly he means a democratically elected government (a nondemocratic government will not do).

But a democratic government should do what it likes as long as it does not undermine the democratic process itself - that is "politics is freedom" as the political philosopher Bernard Crick (much admired by Mr Blair) said in his In Defence of Politics (first published back in 1962, but many editions).

It is the political process that is freedom to Mr Blair, not the freedom ('negative' or 'positive') of individuals.

November 22, 2004
Monday
 
 
A moment of utter clarity
Perry de Havilland (London)   Best of Samizdata.net • Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

It will come as no surprise to regular readers of this blog that we have long regarded the Ban on Foxhunting with Dogs as having very little to do with foxhunting.

As David Carr has pointed out before, those who shout loudly that the move against hunting is 'undemocratic' are completely wrong: it is perfectly democratic. Welcome to the world in which there is no give and take of civil society... welcome to the world of total politics.

Mr Bradley says: 'We ought at last to own up to it: the struggle over the Bill was not just about animal welfare and personal freedom: it was class war.'

The MP for The Wrekin adds that it was the 'toffs' who declared war on Labour by resisting the ban, but agrees that both sides are battling for power, not animal welfare.

'This was not about the politics of envy but the polities of power. Ultimately it's about who governs Britain.'

[...]

'Labour governments have come and gone and left little impression on the gentry. But a ban on hunting touches them. It threatens their inalienable right to do as they please on their own land. For the first time, a decision of a Parliament they don't control has breached their wrought-iron gates.

No kidding. That is what we have been pointing out here on Samizdata.net for quite some time and why we have treated commenters who shrugged and said "why get worked up about foxhunting?" with such derision. It was never about hunting but rather things that are far, far more fundamental. It is about those who would make all things subject to democratically sanctified politics ('Rule by Activist') seeking to crush those who see private property and society, rather than state, as what matters.

Mr Bradley, 51, admits that he personally sees the campaign to save hunting as an assault on his right to govern as a Labour MP.

And Mr. Bradley is correct but for one thing: the battle in question is about the limits of political power and not just Labour's political power. Until the supporter of the Countryside Alliance see that they are actually struggling against the idea of a total political state, they will not even be fighting the right war. It is not about who controls the political system but what the political system is permitted to do under anyone's control. The United States has a system of separation of powers and constitutional governance which (at least in theory even though not in fact) places whole areas of civil society outside politics. Britain on the other hand has no such well defined system and the customary checks and balances have been all but swept away under the current regime. Britain's 'unwritten constitution' has been shown to be a paper tiger.

But those who look to the Tories to save them from the class warriors of the left are missing another fundamental truth. During their time in power, the Tory Party set the very foundations upon which Blair and Blunkett are building the apparatus for totally replacing social processes with political processes, a world in which nothing cannot be compelled by law if that is what 'The People' want: populist authoritarianism has been here for a while but now it no longer even feels it has to hide its true face behind a mask.

Moreover it would take another blind man to look back on Michael Howard's time as Home Secretary and see him as being less corrosive to civil liberties that the monstrous David Blunkett. Have you heard the outraged Tory opposition to the terrifying Civil Contingencies Act? Of course not, because the intellectual bankruptcy of the Tory party is now complete... for the most part they support it. If the so-called 'Conservatives' will not lift a finger to stop the destruction of the ancient underpinnings of British liberty, what exactly are they allegedly intending to 'conserve'? The Tories are not part of the solution, they are part of the problem and the sooner the UKIP destroy them by making them permanently unelectable, the better, so that some sort of real opposition can fill the ideological vacuum.

Those who were marching against banning foxhunting completely miss the issues at stake here. The issue is not and never has been foxhunting but rather the acceptable limits of politics. And you cannot resolve that issue via the political system in Britain. It is only once the people who oppose the ban on foxhunting and the people who oppose the Civil Contingencies Act and the people who oppose the introduction of ID cards and data pooling all realise that these are NOT separate issues but the same issue will effective opposition be possible. And I fear that opposition will, at least until the 'facts on the ground' can be established, have to be via civil disobedience and other ways to make sections of this country ungovernable by whatever means prove effective. The solution does not lie in 'democracy' but rather by enough people across the country asserting their right to free association and non-politically mediated social interaction by refusing to obey the entirely democratic laws which come out of Westminster.

Peter Bradley is right and he has provided any who are paying attention with a moment of utter clarity: It is time to challenge his right to 'rule' by whatever means necessary.

November 16, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
Not an ill wind for Sainsbury's
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

I snapped this outside the Victoria Street (London SW1) branch of Sainsbury's on Monday evening. It's too dark to see much of the bloke actually selling those Evening Standards, but his message is clear.

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Sainsbury's has been taking a bit of a beating at the hands of Tesco just lately. But this is bad news for Tesco.

November 16, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
The war on pleasure continues apace
Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

While checking out the special offers that British supermarkets have on at the moment, I found myself at Somerfield's website a few minutes ago. Despite all of the nonsense that has come from the British government over the years, and especially in recent months, I was still shocked when I read a link asking Somerfield customers to register their views on the government's plans to ban buy one get one free offers. Surely even this nanny government would not come up with so ridiculous and controlling a measure, I thought.

Well, I thought wrong - they are indeed that mindbogglingly dumb and power-mad, and plan to do exactly that. So, businesses can forget being free to offer their customers bargains on foods the government deems 'unhealthy'. (The state apparently has no idea that it is possible to consume those evil 'unhealthy' foods in moderation and still be a healthy individual. Not that it matters, since the state has already decided that the average citizen is too stupid to choose what to put into his or her own mouth, and that our entire society should be dumbed down in order to compensate it, no matter the effects on commerce and personal liberty.)

I am in general an optimist, but when it comes to the government's fetish for domination of individuals, I am nothing but a pessimist. In the mind of our legislators, the opinion of the average voter (voter, not person) seems all too similar to this parody by frequent Samizdata commenter Chris Goodman:

Food ought to be banned, or at least rationed by trained medical staff in public service centres, since people are not rational enough to use it properly. At the very least food should be labelled “Food can be bad for you”. Those who make billions of pounds growing and distributing food should not be allowed to give people what they want. It turns my stomach to think of all those multinationals making money out of producing delicious food. There ought to be a march against it. Think of the children! In a modern society politicians have a democratic mandate that decide what we should have for tea each day. I vote for the party that raises taxes in order to pay for more regulators.
As Dr Sean Gabb, a guy who says much I disagree with but who hits the nail on the head on this issue, puts it:
Whenever the government does something for us, it takes away from our own ability to do that for ourselves. This diminishes us as human beings. Better, I suggest, a people who often eat and drink too much, and who on average die a few years before they might, than a people deprived of autonomy and shepherded into a few extra years of intellectual and moral passivity.
At the rate Britain is going, you might think we have a large crop of intellectually and morally passive octogenarians to look forward to in a few decades' time. Sadly, I have no confidence whatsoever that these restrictions on personal and commercial freedom will produce the results desired by the government - except, of course, for more power in the hands of the state. Woe betide the fools who vote for these people, and those of us who will not but who will suffer at their hands regardless.

November 09, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
Smoking bans – will Scotland teach England another lesson?
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

The smoking debate is, to me, too depressing for me to want to go on about it. This Telegraph leader does go on about it approximately as I would if I could force myself, so read that instead.

The Scots, in the Gadarene sense, are leading the way towards a total smoking ban.

Says the Telegraph:

Over-mighty politicians, in Scotland as in the rest of the country, need reminding that they are elected to do the will of the people, and not to cure our bad habits.

The problem with that being: what if that "will of the people" is, precisely, to cure a bad habit? Once again, we observe democracy being equated with niceness and sensibleness, something we regularly complain about here.

With luck, the same story as has occurred with devolution will play out with smoking. The Scots go crazy, it all blows up in their faces, and the English get the chance to learn from Scottish error. I hope so.

David Farrer reports on Scottish devolution disappointments, from which the North of England learned, and on how the Scottish smoking ban is working out.

Changing the subject, but to emphasise what a continuingly good read David's Freedom and Whisky blog is, here are two political maps of North America, both very diverting in their very diverse ways.

November 05, 2004
Friday
 
 
Be gone, evil spirits
David Carr (London)  UK affairs

The election victory of George Bush is a hugely significant event in its own right but at least part of the reason why it gets so much coverage here is due to the near-absence of anything good happening in the UK. It has been this way for years.

Hence, I am doubly-delighted to note that a small proportion of the British electorate has done something right for a change:

People in the North East have voted "no" in a referendum on whether to set up a new regional assembly.

The total number of people voting against the plans was 696,519 (78%), while 197,310 (22%) voted in favour.

That is not just a 'no', it is a big, fat, resounding 'no'.

The 'new regional assembly' that HMG was attempting to foist on the public was supposed to be the first of many similar boondoggles designed (allegedly) to facilitate 'local decision making'.

Dressed up in the fuzzy, fashionable, eminantly spinnable language of 'decentralisation', these assemblies actually represent nothing more than yet another grossly expensive tier of government, complete with an army of paper-shufflers, ticket-punchers, regulators, office-holders, rubber stampers and form-fillers. Not to mention the heavy battalions of outreach co-ordinators, inclusivity counsellors, gender advisers, diversity directors, real nappy officers and sundry other busybodies and parasites.

In short, the whole thing is simply an 'Enemy Class' job-creation scheme and I like to think that (at long last) some sections of the British electorate were able to see the truth of this. Perhaps, just maybe, some of the long-suffering British cash cows have decided that they have donated more than enough blood to these Vampires-Who-Walk-By-Day.

HMG has promised that, in the event the referendum was lost, they would drop the whole idea. I am not at all confident they will abide by that pledge. The career ambitions of their supporters will not be so easily thwarted.

But, for now at least, I am prepared to bask in the moment and declare myself temporarily content.

November 04, 2004
Thursday
 
 
An urgent call to action!
Perry de Havilland (London)  Activism • Civil liberty/regulation • Privacy & Panopticon • UK affairs
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The No2ID campaign has established an e-petition aimed at 10 Downing Street demanding the end to plans for imposing mandatory ID cards and pervasive state databases recording a vast range of what you do in your life.

The No2ID campaigners have taken the line of principled objection, given that the government seem to have decided that there is no longer any room for public debate and refuses to engage with serious - and growing - civil liberty and privacy concerns with the scheme. The Home Office have not met once with civil liberties organisations yet say their concerns have been addressed whilst at the same time avoiding public meetings but at the same time having private briefing with technology partners for introducing the schemes.

Take a stand and make your voice heard while you still can at www.no2id-petition.net. Time is fast running out.

The state is not your friend.

November 01, 2004
Monday
 
 
British Anti-Americanism gone mad
Brian Micklethwait (London)  North American affairs • UK affairs

If you want to read about the truly extraordinary and deeply depressing paroxysm of anti-Americanism that has swept like a firestorm through the British media over the last few days and weeks (having merely smouldered for years), you can read about it here.

Of a particularly fatuous TV guide blurb ("Jonathan Dimbleby takes a critical look at the Anglo-US war on terror..."), Mark Holland has this to say:

A critical look! Just for a change. I don't know about you, but for me all those "Hey it's all going swell; Bush, Blair and Howard are doing fine; the oil for food scandal has lined the pockets of Saddam, the UN and Total Fina Elf; etc" documentaries have become a tiresome bore.

For me the most depressing British anti-American exhibit of the last few days was a rant by Peter Oborne in yesterday's Mail on Sunday. Having ignored the Mail, Sunday or of any other sort, for years, I had no idea it was capable of sinking to these depthsm and I only spotted it because I shared some coffee with Michael Jennings in my local Café Nero yesterday.

This picture, of the front cover of the Review section, sums it up well:

MoSRIPs.jpg

Click to get it bigger and more legible. If you really want that.

This is absolutely not mere anti-Bushism, for Oborne is vitriolically nasty about both Democrats and Republicans. Maybe this piece is available to read on the internet, but I cannot myself find it. I am actually rather pleased about that.

But, just in case you suspect that "RIP Democracy" has been slammed on top of a piece which is not nearly as stupid as that, here are Oborne's first two paragraphs:

During this year's presidential election, both candidates have claimed America possesses the greatest political system in the world. It is not just a boast George W. Bush and John Kerry make in front of their own electorate. Far more important, they make it abroad. America invaded Afghanistan and Iraq in order to banish despotism and teach them the wonders of US-style democracy.

But there is growing reason to doubt whether America herself is a democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.

Yes. Apart from, you know, regular elections which neither candidate has any intention of postponing in the future, which millions of Americans vote in, for different candidates who argue with each other fiercely, including the challenger with the incumbent, whose various arguments get written about in very contrasting ways by a free press. Apart from those meaningful senses.

Idiot.

How seriously ought anyone to take this stuff? I cannot ever remember a time when British anti-Americanism was so strident and so nasty, and so deeply, deeply ignorant, stupid and bigoted. So maybe: very seriously indeed. On the other hand, American movies now, as always, dominate our TV screens and DVD shops, and American actors and actresses continue to chatter away happily on our TV sets as if stuff like this was never written. And I am not talking only about anti-American Americans talking on anti-American chat shows. Michael Moore is not the only American who gets a welcome here. I can detect no concerted move by British electro-scribblers away from Microsoft software. Maybe the ludicrously hostile intensity with which many Brits are now reacting to these US elections reflects not any attempt on our part to get separate, but just yet another spasm of resentment at how ever more permanently joined-at-the-hip British popular and political culture now is to American popular and political culture. Maybe it is just pure imperial envy, coinciding with the dismantling of the last of our armed forces, and our bitter acceptance of ourselves as Never Again a Great Power. Maybe it is all just got up by the press and has no real basis out there in British normal-land. You tell me.

What I do know for sure is that Peter Oborne of all people ought to bloody well know better than to denounce the USA as undemocratic. This is a man who, not that long ago was reporting secretly in Zimbabwe, for heaven's sakes. Phrases like "RIP Democracy" should be saved for when and where they are really needed and are actually true, not drained of all meaning by being slung at the USA, of all places.

October 31, 2004
Sunday
 
 
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  Civil liberty/regulation • Health • UK affairs

Business enterprises are often attacked for selling people 'junk food' and not telling them about the health benefits of vegetables.

Well recently ASDA (the British arm of Walmart) labelled its vegetables, explaining that people who eat certain types of vegetable have a lower chance of developing certain forms of cancer.

ASDA was promptly prosecuted and punished. It seems that 'making health claims' is not legal in Britain.

Oh well, back to selling junk. The state is not your friend.

October 30, 2004
Saturday
 
 
Justice delayed is justice denied
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

At long last the shooting death by police of a man 'armed' with a table leg has been ruled an 'unlawful killing'. It has been a damning indictment for so many years a couple servants of the state can gun an innocent man down in cold blood with impunity whilst at the same time other British subjects are denied the right to legitimate self-defence in any meaningful sence.

We have written before about the killing of Harry Stanley in September 1999 and I can only hope now that not only will the perpetrators of this act face prosecution for murder, the careers of everyone who worked to prevent charges being brought in the first place will will come to an absupt end, as an absolute minimum, and if there is any evidence that there were attempts to pervert the course of justice, then additional charges will be forthcoming higher up the chain of command.

It is a national disgrace that it has taken this long for the family of Harry Stanley to see anything even approaching the first glimmer of justice.

October 28, 2004
Thursday
 
 
Cool Britannia is losing out
Jackie D (London)  Blogging & Bloggers • UK affairs

In conversation with a business associate, Alan Moore of SMLXL, yesterday, we got on to the topic of how the UK really is lagging behind when it comes to anticipating and preparing for the seismic shifts that are happening in business. I'm not sure if it was Alan or me who came up with this line, but it is as if they are standing at the foot of the volcano, having a picnic and drinking champagne. Maybe if they pretend everything is going to be okay, they won't have to change. (See, on this note, SMLXL posts passim, including yesterday's Another business model under threat.) Yes, we have covered this ground with Alan before.

Similarly, the UK market is way behind when it comes to blogging. I met in Paris last week with Guillaume du Gardier of PR Planet, and he was surprised to hear that France is much more developed on the blogging front than Britain. Does that make sense? On the surface, no, it doesn't. The UK, sharing a common language with the US, should be much more up to speed on these things.

I am sure it can be annoying for a Brit to hear it from an American, but I suspect that one of the reasons for the slow uptake of blogging in the UK is that in general it is quite unlike Brits to get overly excited about anything. It is almost something of a sin to be wide-eyed and evangelical about anything, no matter how worthy that thing may be. Brits excel at cynicism and being understated and controlled; they are not entranced by the sort of hype that excites people in the US. (I again emphasise the generality, as I know and work with many Brits for whom the appearance of cynicism is not a concern.) In Britain, it is far more the done thing to be looking the other way when the bandwagon rolls up, and then scoff and roll your eyes when you finally see it, as it goes past...and then run run run to jump right on it, usually about 18 months behind the rest of the developed world.

Indeed, I remember as far back as a year ago, observing many conversations in British blog comments and on UK-based blogs, wherein bloggers themselves were turning their noses up at the buzz being whipped up in the US about blogging. Sure, it is good enough for them and they spend hours a day in the blogosphere, but God forbid they appear genuinely enthralled by this 'phenomenon'! No, it is far easier to seem cool towards blogging. A shrug of the shoulders and a yawn would suffice...and then back to updating the blogroll and commenting on their daily tour of their niche of the blogosphere.

And so it goes. In the end, all you can do is shake your head and smile at such people - they can appear as unfussed as they like, and the bandwagon will roll on with or without their enthusiasm. But it is a shame for Britain that it once again is playing catch-up with the rest of the world when it comes to blogging and to the shifts in business that will be necessary for success in the coming decades. At times like these, that usually charming cynicism costs - big-time.

This post has been cross-posted to the Big Blog Company blog.

October 26, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
The onslaught continues
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

The British government is preparing to launch a further assault on the English Common Law by eroding the presumption of innocence in jury trials involving certain categories of offence. In short, the government wants it to be possible for a defendant's previous convictions to be made known to a jury unless there are compelling reasons in the eyes of a judge against it.

It does not take a lot of imagination to see why prosecutors and even the odd well meaning but deluded politician think this is a grand idea. It must be disheartening for a prosecutor to see a serial rapist, mugger or thief get off on a technicality and for the defendant's nefarious past to be undisclosed to a jury. But - and it is a very big but - keeping previous convictions a secret except in certain conditions is designed to ensure that juries examine a criminal case on the facts as they are presented, and not by trying to guess the motives of the accused or rushing to a conclusion on the basis of a hunch.

Also, by withholding information about previous convictions, police and others are forced to present their evidence as strongly and as competently as possible. The Law of Unintended Consequences applies here. My fear is that prosecutors and others could become lazier and more slapdash in how they present evidence if they think that they can always shove X's seedy past in front of a jury as part of the case.

I must say it is hard to summon up feelings of surprise or even anger any more at what our political classes are doing to the traditional checks and balances of our criminal code. To be fair, much of this process began long before Tony Blair, although this most authortarian of governments has set about destroying our liberties with a zeal not seen in decades. I hold little hope that the Conservative Party or the Liberal Democrats will offer much resistance, given their terror at being thought to be 'soft on crime'.

And so we go on, changing processes of law in ways which will undoubtedly lead to more unsafe convictions. The present government, like all too many before it, is extraordinarily hostile to process and the understanding of the long-run bad consequences of interfering with constraints of law and custom.

The likelihood, of course, that all this messing around with the Common Law will reduce crime significantly is, I confidently predict, zero.

October 23, 2004
Saturday
 
 
Nice one, 'arry
Perry de Havilland (London)  Monarchy • Self defence & security • UK affairs

So hapless Prince Harry takes a swing at some paparazzo who bashes him in the face with a camera, and the British press have apoplexy tut-tutting over his behaviour.

To use internet parlance, WTF? If some pushy bastard negligently clips you in the mouth with a camera whilst in search of a few quid, the correct response is to return the favour with interest. That is not ill-advised or thuggish or incorrect, it is an entirely appropriate means of male-to-male comminication at such a time. I am glad to see that there is a member of the royal family who actually has personality traits that approach those of the Crown's normal everyday subjects.

It seem quite appropriate that not only should he not apologise for his reaction to the incident, he should be advising Christopher Uncle that if there is a next time, there should be some expectations of a royal boot in the bollocks as well.

October 23, 2004
Saturday
 
 
Have a nasty day, sir!
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

Earlier this week I received a telephone call at work which left me trembling with rage and disgust. Had I been asked to make a donation to Hamas or buy a Michael Moore DVD? Had a born-again Christian harangued me about my evil atheist views? Was I trying to get some data from our Paris office? Had I been told that my soccer team, Ipswich Town Football Club, was about to be merged with Norwich City FC?

No, it was none of these things. I had just been lectured about what I should consider paying for a house by a early twentysomething estate agent.

Now, like a lot of people, I realise that the process of buying a home can be stressful. I work in the London financial market, which is a pretty stressful place full of aggressive folk and also some of the smartest, nicest folk around, too. In my decade or more of working here, though, I have never encountered such a rancid mix of rudeness, patronising attitude, overlaying a rather obvious desire to grab my money as fast as possible. A very British set of character failings, in fact.

During my recent and wonderful trip to the United States, I used to chuckle at some of the real estate advertisements, with expressions such as "We don't just sell houses, we sell dreams." Smug Brits may laugh at such cheesy imagery and words, but frankly, I will settle for a bit of American cheesiness and cheery good manners over the British alternative every time.

October 21, 2004
Thursday
 
 
Schedule 22
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

From yesterday's Guardian.

The creation of spin-off companies by university researchers, one of the chancellor's key policies, has ground to a halt because of a catch-22 in tax legislation, say frustrated academics.

Gordon Brown, who today hosted a seminar on science and wealth creation at 11 Downing Street, has been alerted to the problem, but has so far failed to sort out the muddle over the aptly named Schedule 22.

Plans for scores of companies to work on developing science and research projects have been put on hold by universities after they learned that their academics were threatened with multimillion pound tax demands as soon as the companies started operating, long before they made any profits.

To add insult to injury, the universities themselves are responsible for collecting the tax from their enterprising academics.

University business development officers believe that spin-offs have almost ground to a halt and fear that delays will be damaging to many ideas and projects.

This arose because of one of those tax loopholes that our Chancellor so loves to close.

Schedule 22 of the 2003 Finance Act was introduced by the chancellor to plug a tax loophole …

I told you. A tax loophole. Tax loopholes are evil, evil, evil. As a result of tax loopholes, people pay less tax, and that is bad.

… by which City firms were creating companies and funnelling in money.

Employees were given shares on which they paid 10% tax instead of the 40% they would have been taxed on their wages. The Inland Revenue now values the spin-off company's assets and taxes the shareholders accordingly.

But an unintended consequence was to catch entrepreneurial academics in the net. …

So, Gordon Brown is, by closing a tax loophole, destroying one of his own "key policies".

So what is being done to correct this particular unintended consequence? Not much, apparently.

For more than a year, Unico, the university companies' organisation, has been engaged in talks with the Treasury, the Inland Revenue and the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) to try and find a way round the problem – so far without success.

But now, good news!

Today the Treasury said Schedule 22 had been designed to protect the tax system against abuse but was seriously considering the tax issue facing university and public sector spin-off companies.

Oh well, okay then, they are "seriously considering" doing something about it. In fact, so seriously have they been considering doing something about it that they have been seriously considering it for more than a year.

So what exactly is holding them up? Well, a spokeswoman said:

"Inland Revenue, Treasury and DTI officials have worked closely with the sector to try to find a structural solution. …"

Ah yes, a "structural" solution. They would stop robbing these entrepreneurial academics, but they have to find a way to stop doing this structurally. Just stopping would not be good enough.

Being charitable, I am guessing that by "structural" what they mean is that they need to find a way of not clobbering these entrepreneurial academics which leaves those city slickers with their evil tax dodging still caught in the newly woven net. Faced with the choice between catching dodgers and clobbering innocent would-be academic entrepreneurs, or not clobbering the entrepreneurs but maybe also not catching the dodgers, they want to carry on catching the dodgers. If that brings academic science spin-offs to a shuddering halt, well, too bad. Omelettes, eggs, blah blah blah. And if you are one of the eggs, bad luck on you.

Taxation is theft, as I and like-minded friends have long said. But there is something particularly larcenous about our present Chancellor, who boasts of his financial probity and his fiscal acumen, and of how he has not raised income tax, while busily increasing taxes of all other kinds, and closing 'loopholes' in ways that turn out to have consequences that are all very regrettable and all that, but which still remain in place and damn the consequences.

That, rather than encouraging science academics to go into business, is Gordon Brown's most characteristic "key policy".

I sincerely congratulate the Guardian on this report. I am not the smartest Internet searcher in the world, to put it mildly, but unless I am mistaken, only the Guardian has yet reported this particular piece of governmental thievery and destructiveness.

If that is right, then I have to say that I am actually rather pleased that our Chancellor has finally hit on a scheme which is peculiarly hurtful to that class of persons, academics (the ultimate Guardian-readers), who have hitherto been most unthinkingly supportive of the (stealthy) taxing and (unstealthy) spending mentality that animates our Chancellor and his fellow not-so-New (and now Older with every day that passes) Labourites. True, these particular academics are academics of the entrepreneurial sort, and as such not perhaps the ultimate in Guardian-reading. But these are the kind of people who now keep universities seriously going, and – you never know – maybe these squawks from across the campus will be heard by the seriously academic academics, the determinedly unentrepreneurial academics, the way that no other squawks of pain would be, other than their own.

October 19, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
Rolling the dice
Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

The British government wants, so it says, to 'modernise' Britain's gambling laws, which will, so it is said, make possible the creation of Las Vegas-style gambling resorts in all their lovely, gaudy, tacky glory.

Now, being one of those crazy libertarian types, I naturally take the view that if folk wish to waste their hard-earned wealth in gambling, whether it be on the horses, baccarat or a fruit machine, then it is none of the State's business to prevent them. Gambling is after all a manifestation of Man's love of taking risk in the hope of gain, something which is a part of the capitalist system and in fact a perfectly healthy part.

But it is ironic, is it not, that this change to gambling law is happening under the reign of Tony Blair, our preachy, puritanical, Prime Minister. Mr Blair is, so we are told, a devout Christian. Now, I realise that one cannot generalise about these matters, but I was not aware that gambling was something that Christians were particularly in favour of. So what is going on?

I have a vague theory, and I would of course like to know what commenters think about it. It is this: socialistic governments naturally repress and in some cases, crush, risk-taking behaviour of entrepreneurs. However, said governments dimly realise that the desire to take risks and profit from risks does not disappear. So instead, such governments offer citizens an alternative outlet for this risk-taking appetite, setting up things like national lotteries and so forth as a sort of general safety valve.

Or to put it another way - if we really allowed people to take risks in a wealth-creating fashion by slashing taxes and red tape, it would not be necessary to create a tacky gambling empire to satiate the desire for risk taking. Who needs the cheap thrill of gambling when one can hope to imitate the achievements of a great entrepreneur? Of course, I am not so naive to imagine that gambling will ever fade if the top rate of tax were to be halved tomorrow, but I would hope that some of that risk-taking drive would be channelled in a more productive, perhaps more useful, direction.

By the way, I once visited a casino in Vegas. My overall impression was that it was one of the most boring places I have ever visited, at least the gambling side, anyway. There were, other compensations, of course.

October 18, 2004
Monday
 
 
There is theft, and then there is THEFT
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

I saw the headline of an article in the Telegraph which said Economic crimes cost UK firms over £40 bn ...

Imagine my surprise when it turned out not to be article about tax. Of course I should have realised straight away as the state costs UK firms a great deal more than a paltry £40 bn.

October 17, 2004
Sunday
 
 
Tales from an alternate reality
Perry de Havilland (London)  Anglosphere • UK affairs

I read a very odd story a few days ago on Front Page Magazine called An American in London, in which Carol Gould recounts how she and other Americans have been repeatedly subjected to anti-American abuse in London.

What I find so frightening is that I cannot conduct business or even take a taxi ride in London, Bournemouth or Edinburgh without a scathing tirade about the scurrilous Yanks. The day after 9/11 I was obliged to keep a consultant’s appointment and the minicab driver informed me that the 'yellow Americans' on the four hijacked planes were typical of the way 'the Yanks do battle' -- they chicken out and let the Brits do the dirty work.

Now the title of my article might suggest that I do not believe what she wrote to be true, but that is not what I am saying. If she says that is what people have said to her, then I will take her at her word. However I also know a significant number of Americans here in the UK and I am puzzled that they do not tell me that they have shared Carol Gould's experiences. In fact a fellow Samizdatista who is an American, is living in my house most of the time and we often go out places in London both casually and for business and although we talk together (and thereby announce to all nearby that she is an American), I have yet to see her nationality pique the slightest bit of interest from anyone at all. Here in London Americans are like taxicabs... they are just normal part of the fabric of this enormous and most cosmopolitan of cities.

Now I realise that Anti-Americanism exists in Britain... hell, it exists in America (and amongst the same ilk of people generally), but I must say that Ms. Gould describes a Britain that bears very little relation to the one I see every day. No doubt if I actively sought out the people who despise all things American I could find them in so diverse a metropolis, but then I could say the same about almost any set of views. However I suspect I would say the same if I still lived in Manhattan (which I did... and moreover worked in the World Trade Center at the time).

Ms. Gould says she knows many other expat Americans with similar experiences to hers. Well all I can say is we clearly know a very different set of expat Americans then. In fact, we clearly encounter a very different set of British people as well. I do not know what circles Carol Gould moves in but I do not think she has heard the real England speak.

And that is why it seems to me that if we are both in London, then the two of us must be existing in alternate realities.

October 14, 2004
Thursday
 
 
Lawyers in heartbreaking story...
Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

It looks like hundreds of British lawyers will have to repay over £50 m taken from clients in what amounted to 'referal fees' (an ethical no-no). I cannot tell you how sad that makes me smiley_laugh.gif

October 12, 2004
Tuesday
 
 
The government solution to a problem...
Alex Singleton (London)  UK affairs

...is usually as bad as the problem. In fact, it is often worse. Let us say the problem we are given to solve is that poor people are not getting access to justice. The government solution is to give them legal aid. It seems like a reasonable solution. Unfortunately, the solution is worse than the problem. Instead of creating an utopian legal system, it causes taxpayer money to be used to benefit a very small minority who can bring dubious cases at no risk. Indeed, on a big picture level, it acts as a cancer on the legal system, not an improvement. On the other hand, market-based approaches can improve the legal system rather more effectively... but, of course, the politicians did not think of that.

October 08, 2004
Friday
 
 
The micro-management of parenthood – and of everything
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

In a recent Spiked article, Dr Helene Guldberg quotes Liz Kendal talking about a recent IPPR report about child rearing which she co-authored:

Any government serious about giving children an equal start in life cannot overlook the significance of the parenting role... The lack of practical, social and emotional support for most parents undermines other attempts by government to reduce childhood inequalities.

I think this quote throws an interesting light on the mania to regulate that now sweeps across the world. There is nothing like an impossible task to enable the regulatory process first to begin, and then, once begun, to go on for ever.

Consider. According to Liz Kendal, who emitted the above quote, the government should be "serious about giving children an equal start in life". Yet think about this. It is impossible. It simply cannot be done. People are different. They think differently and they live in different circumstances. They rear their children differently. How could it possibly be otherwise? It cannot. Yet if this possibility is seriously pursued, as Liz Kendal thinks that it should be, there is no logical end to the process.

Suppose that Liz Kendal's advice is taken, and parents are deluged with advice about how to rear their children better ("practical, social and emotional support"). And suppose, which is not that hard to suppose, that they ignore it.

At this point, the exhorters, angry at being so ignored, emit these fateful words (thank you Mark Holland for the link):

"The current voluntary option has failed."

Exhortation has failed, as exhortation always fails, and a degree of compulsion must be applied. There must be regulations to improve bad parenthood.

This will not achieve equal starts for all, because nothing can. So then other variables will be identified as causing childhood inequality. And so on, for ever.

Now let me put on my David Carr hat, and speculate about how much worse things might eventually get. There is, if you think about it, another rather scary notion built into this particular attempt to achieve equal starts for all. Regulations will duly be imposed to make, essentially, rather nasty and neglectful parents less nasty and neglectful. These, as I say, will fail. At which point, not only will other regulations be imposed to control other variables supposedly responsible for unequal starts besides parental nastiness and neglectfulness, but the attempt to equalise parental nastiness and neglectfulness may then take a more sinister turn. Parents who are now nice to and who do not now neglect their children will then be accused of cheating, and will be told, with gradually decreasing subtlety, to be nastier and more neglectful.

It will probably start when Conservative MPs accuse Government front benchers of being too nice to their children, thereby giving them an unfair start in life. The more subtle among those saying this will be joking. But the joke will (deliberately or genuinely) not be got, and the idea will spread. Be nasty to your children, and make the world a fairer place. There may even be regulations about it.

Far fetched? I agree, it is. Although what frustrated utopian ideologists do, and what Conservative MPs then say about it, can itself be pretty far fetched.

The answer to this mania for the governmental micro-management of everything is that it has got to be perceived as resembling taxation and nationalisation, which at the moment it is not.

Taxes and nationalisation of business are both now understood to be costly, and a disincentive to doing whatever it is.

But governmental attempts merely to improve things, by exhortation, and then when that fails, by regulation, without actually changing any of the names of the people or institutions involved>, are still regarded by too many ignoramuses as a cost-free way to improve the doing of whatever it is. But exhortations, and then regulations, are in fact very costly.

The exhorters and regulators must be paid their salaries, and must have buildings to work in, but that is only the first item in the real bill to be paid.

The exhorted are liable at least to fret about the exhortations, and when the regulations arrive, the regulated (perhaps parents themselves, maybe existing social workers, maybe some new national task force of parent-minders) must then spend interminable hours filling in forms. Many of the more farsighted victims of this process will see serious trouble coming when the process has only reached the futile exhortation stage.

(I was going to put here that the regulated do not actually part with cash while being regulated. But of course that is wrong. Often, in addition to being subjected to all this interference, they are also compelled to pay for it. This enables interferers to describe themselves as profit centres.)

And in this case, that which Liz Kendal wants the government to interfere with is parenthood. Consider what taxing parenthood does, and/or would do. Think about it that way.

October 07, 2004
Thursday
 
 
Please read the damn job decription
Perry de Havilland (London)  Military affairs • UK affairs

A British muslim in the Royal Air Force has been successfully prosecuted for going AWOL after claiming he did not want to help kill fellow muslims in Iraq.

It seems to me that an excellent reason for refusing to join a nation's military is the simple desire to not shoot at, or facilitate shooting at, people that you might not feel should not be shot at. If you have a goodly distrust for the wisdom of the state to begin with, taking the view that you are not going to kill someone just because the government wants you to is a very reasonable default position to adopt.

Now of course all states and their militaries are not the same. If you voluntarily contract to do the bidding of the government of Sweden or the Vatican or Switzerland or Costa Rica or Swaziland or Belize or Luxembourg... nations who are certainly not 'military extroverts'... then the range of things you could reasonably expect to be asked to do will generally not include going to far off places you had never previously heard of and dropping bombs on the locals.

However...

If you do elect to join a military in circumstances other than fighting off the clear and present danger of an invasion, it seems to me that you are offering to allow the state make the decision for you of when it is appropriate to shoot and at which particular people. Moreover, if you join a military of some place like Britain, France or the USA, i.e. states who frequently sent their soldiers off to kill folks in far off lands for all manner of reasons other than the direct self-defence of the homeland, then it seems a bit rich to take the state's pay checks for several years but then act surprised if you get asked to, well, help kill folks in far off lands.

Read the damn job description before you take the shilling.

October 06, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
The Olympics versus democracy
Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

Politicians do love their Olympic Games. They make them feel so important. There are people to be expelled from their home, blameless businesses to be relocated into bankruptcy, photogenic new sports stadia and shiny new transport links to be constructed, opening ceremonies and firework displays to be arranged, all at vast public expense, and involving vast opportunities for grandiose displays of political self-importance, to say nothing of more private sorts of gain.

Nevertheless, the following story about the mutual impact of the Olympics and politics takes this natural affinity to a whole new depth of creepiness. I am rather surprised that David Carr has not beat me to noticing it. I guess (see immediately below) he has other worries on his mind:

London's mayor, Ken Livingstone, today called for his term in office to be extended if the capital succeeds in its Olympic bid.

Mr Livingstone was speaking after an intense hour-long grilling by Conservative London delegates at the Tory party conference in Bournemouth.

Speaking of his hopes for a successful Olympic bid following forceful lobbying by a team spearheaded by the Olympic gold medallist and ex-Tory MP Sebastian Coe, Mr Livingstone said that if London won, the mayoral term would need to be extended by a year to ensure that preparations for the games were not disrupted.

I know that it is not received opinion here to be any sort of admirer of democracy, but I actually do rather admire it, basically because it is so vastly preferable to civil war as a method of swabbing out one bucketload of politicians who have become frightful beyond all redemption, and squirting in another lot who are not yet quite so terminally disgusting. And I believe that it has other benefits, many of them quite subtle, and unexpectedly non-collectivist, despite the fact that at the heart of democracy lies the brutal and morally repulsive idea of majorities – more precisely their elected representatives – being able to do whatever they please.

See for instance this New York Times article, which argues that democracy, far from depending on economic development, is actually the way to get economic development. For reasons I hope Real Soon Now to be writing about here, I am greatly attracted by this hypothesis, despite the fact that, in terms of the stark principles involved, democracy is just the latest of many negations of the idea of individual liberty.

But if democratic politics is to work, even by its own crude standards, one of the most basic rules is that the rule for when the next election is to be held must be stuck to. Postponing an election, for whatever reason, is a step down a very slippery slope indeed, at the bottom of which lies naked tyranny.

Has any elected politician in modern Britain ever made a suggestion like this before? Except during a major war? If any has, I missed it.

October 06, 2004
Wednesday
 
 
A very British coup
David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

I bet that if I mention the term coup d'etat it conjures up images of heavily-armed soldiers on the streets, tanks on airport runways and besieged radio stations.

In truth, though, that is precisely the means by which such things are usually conducted. But they happen in faraway, third-world countries. It is the kind of thing we have come to associate with Oxford-educated 'Generals' who manage to wrest power from their tribal rivals in some African shanty-nation or with bandoliered, mustachioed Bolivians firing their carbines into the air and shouting "Viva El Nuevo Presidente" while the still-warm body of the old 'Presidente' swings from a nearby lamppost.

But this is not the kind of thing that happens in developed countries like Britain. No, this is a stable country with a proper economy and elections and democratic governments and political parties and judicial independence and free speech and the such.

I suppose it is, in part at least, because complacency caused by all those institutions appearing to be extant that we are about to taken over in a quiet, stealthy and bloodless coup d'etat all of our own.

Not a shot will be fired. No-one will be rounded up. The airports will remain open and all the media will stay on air. For now.

No, the weapon of the revolution to come is made only of paper and it is called the 'Civil Contigencies Bill', due to become law next year.

Envisaged, ostensibly, as a means of giving the government sufficient emergency powers to deal with terrorist threats (as if they do not already have enough powers), the actuality is a lot darker and goes a great deal further than that.

The effect of the Bill, once passed into law, will enable any senior government minister to delcare that an 'emergency' has happened or is about to happen and, entirely at his own discretion, enact any regulations he wishes for the purpose of:

  • protecting human life, health or safety
  • treating human illness or injury
  • protecting or restoring property
  • protecting or restoring a supply of money, food, water, energy or fuel
  • protecting or restoring an electronic or other system of communication
  • protecting or restoring facilities for transport
  • protecting or restoring the provision of services relating to health
  • protecting or restoring the activities of banks or other financial institutions
  • preventing, containing or reducing the contamination of land, water or air
  • preventing, or mitigating the effects of, flooding
  • preventing, reducing or mitigating the effects of disruption or destruction of plant life or animal life
  • protecting or restoring activities of Her Majesty’s Government
  • protecting or restoring activities of Parliament, of the Scottish Parliament, of the Northern Ireland Assembly or of the National Assembly for Wales, or
  • protecting or restoring the performance of public functions.
  • In other words, regulations for any purpose whatsoever.

    And that is just the beginning. The Bill goes on to set out just what those ministerial fiats can do:

  • provide for or enable the requisition or confiscation of property (with or without compensation);
  • provide for or enable the destruction of property, animal life or plant life (with or without compensation);
  • prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, movement to or from a specified place;
  • require, or enable the requirement of, movement to or from a specified place;
  • prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, assemblies of specified kinds, at specified places or at specified times;
  • prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, travel at specified times;
  • prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, other specified activities;
  • The Bill will also enable said minister to abolish any law or statute at the stroke of a pen.

    These are Bolshevik-style powers, so sweeping and totalitarian that they sound as if they have been lifted out of some 1930's banana-republic manifesto.

    The effect (and almost certainly the intention) of these laws will be to give the Executive complete political control over the country. Bloggers or media owners who oppose the government can have their businesses requistioned and shut down. Political opponents can be put under indefinite house arrest or dragged before kangaroo courts. Meetings or organised protests can be disbanded and, theoretically at least, the Executive could even order Parliament (which is an assembly) to be evacuated and closed.

    Under the rubric of 'terrorist threats' the Executive is about to equip itself with awesome and unlimited powers and let no-one delude themselves that these powers will not be used against, say, pro-hunt campaigners, petrol protestors and maybe even Samizdatistas. The Nulabour fantasy of complete control is shortly to be made flesh.

    This is probably the last year of Britain as a liberal democracy yet the mainstream media is (as usual) asleep at the wheel. They will remain that way. It is up to bloggers to raise the awareness and ring the alarm bells in the hope that some opposition can be stirred into life.

    October 05, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    And now for something completely different
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    Some may find the following comments to be unserious, in poor taste and reflecting the laddish tendencies of some Samizdata contributors. If you do reach such a conclusion, you will of course be dead right.

    The great Tory MP, Spectator editor, game show contestant and budding novelist (does this man have no limitations?) Boris Johnson, has contributed greatly to the gaiety of national life through such jolly japes as hiring sacked BBC journalists like Andrew Gilligan or driving cars on Top Gear.

    But surely among his greatest achievements was the identification of what in retrospect was obvious to all but which struck like a thunderclap at the time. In the mid 1990s, when "New Labour" was on the rise, our Boris, then a humble scribe for the Daily Telegraph, created what he called the Tottymeter. The Tottymeter aims to reflect the representation of attractive young women - preferably unnattached - in a political party. Blondes, redheads, brunettes - it does not matter. If your political party has a fair showing of the Fair Sex, then chances are that your party is headed for power rather than for Skid Row. Women, so he argued, are attracted to successful men. (Success rather than looks, given that the average political male is not exactly Sean Connery).

    Serious types will sneer, saying I am showing a sexist attitude, suggesting that women do not have a serious reason for joining a party. But I think when looking at success in a field like politics, you can tell a lot from the sort of folk who are joining a party as well as those who are leaving it.

    I found Boris Johnson's thesis convincing. In the mid-1990s when I attended a Labour conference in the course of my job, I was struck by the relatively high number of pretty, and very ambitious young women. (Mind you, when the average young NuLab type opens their mouths, my interest disappears, even if they look like Gwyneth Paltrow).

    I think one key contribution of bloggers to modern political reporting should be trying to record this phenomenon and indeed analyse it.

    October 05, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    God bless Ofcom
    Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

    It is a sad reality that racism and xenophobia have not yet been totally eradicated from our planet. To that end, Ofcom - the regulator for the UK communications industries, which claims that it "exists to further the interests of citizen-consumers as the communications industries enter the digital age" - has admonished a sports commentator for daring to suggest that a non-native English speaker might not speak English perfectly. According to a nameless Ofcom spokesperson:

    We believe the experienced presenter should have been more alert to the implications of his comment.

    The implications being that some ridiculous government super-regulator will inevitably smear you with the intimation that you are a racist, and your employer will be forced to impress upon you the importance of "the careful use of language". And gosh, isn't our country and our planet all the better for this speech monitoring service our government provides at our expense?

    October 04, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    A strange start to the Conservative Party Conference
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  How very odd! • UK affairs

    On this day when the prize for private space flight was finally won I tuned in to the Conservative Party Conference - the Conservative Party is (at least since the Liberal party was taken over by radicals like Harcourt in the 1890's) the closest thing we have to a party of private property and free enterprise in Britain.

    Dr Fox (the Chairman of the Conservative Party) made the first speech. "We must reclaim the colours of the national flag from the extremists [I believe that Dr Fox meant the BNP], we must reclaim the Red, White and Blue" said Dr Fox whilst pointing to the great board behind him.

    Unlike some people, I rather like this patriotic stuff (indeed I type this in sight of my own little Union flag). However the great board to which Dr Fox pointed was not Red, White and Blue - it was a blue board with black writing on it.

    Now I have nothing against blue and black, they are the colours of the Estonian flag (a nation I much admire) and, in heraldry, blue and black are the colours of loyality and constancy (steadfastness) - things that the Conservative party lost in 1989 and is now (I hope) trying to get back to.

    However, to the television viewers, Dr Fox and the people who cheered him in the conference hall seemed to be either colour blind or insane. I can only assume that what was seen by the people in the conference hall was different from what was seen by the people at home.

    Perhaps the great board was a screen and at a key moment the Union flag appeared on it, and the television cameras did not capture the key moment... a plot by the BBC?. But it was all very odd.

    October 04, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Labour MP supports free market medical care
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  Health • UK affairs

    BBC Radio Four (indeed any part of the B.B.C.) is not where one would expect to find support for liberty, but a few a days ago I heard, on the Radio 4 Today Program, a report on medical care.

    According to the report private hospitals in India (including in Calcutta) offer British people medical care at least as good as that provided by the NHS, and in wonderful conditions (marble floors, everything clean rather than the dirt, and decay one finds in British government hospitals - thousands of people die every year in Britain from infections they pick up whilst in government hospitals) and at a small fraction of the cost of the (highly regulated) British private hospitals.

    The Labour MP Frank Field (a man known for his honesty - hard to believe in a politician, but it is true in his case) came on to the program and claimed that a constituent of his was being left to go blind by the NHS, people are normally left to rot for long periods of time by the government medical service, but his sight was saved by sending him to an Indian hospital.

    The price of his medical care (not including the cost of flying to India, I admit) was £50 - in Britain the medical care would have cost (according to Mr Field) £3000.

    So the choices were - go to a highly regulated British private hospital (if you happen to have £3000), rely on government medical care (and go blind), or go overseas.

    Being a Labour MP Mr Field wanted the NHS to pay to send people to private hospitals in India (they put administrative barriers in the way of this ["it is too far"] - although they are willing to spend far more money sending people to European hospitals), but this was the closest I have ever come to hearing both the BBC and a Labour MP condemn statism in health care.

    October 04, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    More stuff on Tories and taxes
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    Conservative Party main financial spokesman, Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwin, is a bright man, as I can attest - as well as being a very pleasant fellow - so he presumably has a valid reason for not spelling out what taxes he would like to cut or scrap, as reported in the Daily Telegraph. But a Tory administration must surely want to cut taxes at some point. Why else vote for them?

    I trust and hope that Letwin's coyness on the issue is not caused by the daft idea that any discussion of tax cuts is supposed to conjour up images of little old grannies left to sleep in the snow, no "schoolsanhospitals" and suchlike. Letwin needs to remember the old rule of not allowing political opponents dictate the terms of the debate. The Tories must break the false idea that tax cuts = End of Civilisation As We Know It. A little boldness can win dividends.

    October 03, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    UKIP - now things get really interesting
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    As the British Conservative Party starts its annual conference today, I am sure a lot of party activists and Members of Parliament will wonder how they can deal with the threat posed by the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

    The UKIP pushed the Tories into a miserable fourth place in last week's parliamentary by-election in Hartlepool, a seat vacated after disgraced former Cabinet Minister, Peter Mandelson, went off to Brussels for a cushy job in the EU (no doubt a place well suited to his talents).

    UKIP has reversed its policy of not standing in election contests against euro-sceptic Tories. This looks like quite a calculated gamble to me. It means they have gone from being a bunch of slightly eccentric nuisances, as far as the chattering classes are concerned, to something a bit more serious.

    The Tories to my mind have lost their bearings in the last six months. The decision by leader Michael Howard to flirt with Bush-bashing anti-Americanism, even to the point of letting colleagues work for the wretched John Kerry, looks like an act of supreme folly. But closer to home, the European issue remains the one the Tories have to get right if they want to survive as a serious political force.

    It is going to be an interesting week for the Tories. And I am also looking forward to how the conference is covered by the blogs.

    September 29, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Inheritance - more thoughts
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    Last week I stated my hope that the UK Conservative Party was showing possible signs of courage, as well as smart political opportunism in voicing support for slashing, if not completely abolishing, inheritance tax. The posting triggered a lot of comments, most of them nice and supportive of my view, and only a few in support of the tax.

    One commenter claimed that inheritance taxes were a good thing because they broke up rich dynasties which the commenter thought acted as a brake on economic dynamism.

    Is this actually true? In the 19th Century, for instance, Britain was indeed a class-bound society in many ways and the richest families enjoyed a standard of living beyond the wildest dreams of the humblest farm labourer. But Britain was in many respects an astonishingly vibrant and upwardly-mobile society too, often in certain respects even more so than today. Sir Robert Peel, the great Tory Prime Minister of the 1840s, was the grandson of a humble cotton weaver. Richard Cobden, one of the great advocates of free trade, a Member of Parliament and hero of classical liberalism, rose from conditions of great poverty. The list of rags to riches folk in Victorian history is long and makes for wonderful reading (it also puts my generation to shame, frankly.) Rich families, either deriving their wealth from the land or from elsewhere, were simply incapable of hogging the whole economic pie and denying any entry points to others.

    As the writer Jenny Uglow pointed out in her marvellous book, The Lunar Men, the brightest and best entrepreneurs circumvented the old 'Anglican establishment' entirely on their way to creating the world's first true industrial nation.

    All this is a long-winded way of saying that those who inherit wealth may gain a temporary advantage which appears 'unfair', but in an expanding economy with new ideas, opportunities and ventures springing up all the time, it is hard to see how a person who has not inherited such wealth can say he has been denied a chance to make a good life for himself. (This, by the way, is not the same as privileges created by the State to favour select groups over others. That is a different argument).

    And of course in reality rich businessmen over the centuries have realised that it was in their own interests to encourage and widen opportunities for the less well off, which is precisely why they endowed so many schools, libraries, musical orchestras, art galleries and the like, as well as political and cultural causes of all kinds. The 'rich dynasties' of Britain certainly did not, as far as I can see, act as a serious drag on the country's economy. If there was a drag factor, it was more to do with the slow rise of collectivist economic doctrine towards the latter stages of the 19th Century, and the rise of State power and influence, which did much of the damage.

    A final thought: some folk may imagine that inheritance taxes are okay because the persons affected are dead, so they would not care. Well, quite apart from the contempt this shows for the wealth a person has sought to acquire during a lifetime, it also rather ignores a simple point, which is that many people view their life goals as not simply to make themselves rich and happy, but also to build a better and fuller life for their children and grandchildren. That desire is itself a powerful incentive to work hard and create wealth, and is a spur to growth and the transmission of socially beneficial values.

    September 25, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    English cultural rage
    David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    The unfortunate but wholly predictable result of British government meddling in the affairs of the countryside:

    Militant pro-hunt groups are targeting Labour MPs and government ministers in a growing campaign of abuse, threats and intimidation over the decision to ban hunting.

    An MP had a large lump of concrete thrown through his constituency office window while the private homes of three MPs have also been targeted.

    What about the root causes of the hunter's anger and frustration?

    September 24, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    End the envy tax
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    The British Conservative Party is contemplating making a pledge to sharply cut inheritance tax as part of their election manifesto commitment, as reported here. That is fine as far as it goes and does at least hold out a glimmer of hope that the Tories are willing to name the sort of taxes they want to cut, if not scrap entirely.

    But of course, inheritance tax needs to be abolished in toto. All taxes are bad -some libertarians regard them as forms of licensed theft - but this is a particulary bad one. It taxes a person twice on the income already earned or the profits made, and hits the laudable desire of parents to bequeath wealth to their offspring to help in later life. If the Tories have the conjones to get rid of this tax, they should make it part of a broader policy of cutting, and drastically simplifying taxes on savings in particular.

    Inheritance tax is borne out of a mindset that holds that wealth and opportunity is essentially fixed, so that if person X inherits a million pounds, that person in some way gets an 'undeserved' headstart in life against person Y. But in a world when opportunities are changing and expanding, no such 'headstart' exists. As the late libertarian philosopher Robert Nozick pointed out, to hold this view is to regard human life like an athletics race around a fixed circuit towards a pre-determined finish line. Clearly, if life were like that, then an athlete given a headstart or has an unfair advantage (this explains why drug use is such a heated issue in the Olympics). But real life is not at all like that. It is, as Nozick pointed out, about different people pursuing different ends.

    Also, consider this - if I do not 'deserve' to inherit any money from my father, then neither do you deserve my father's wealth, either. So socialists who insist on seizing that wealth are in fact seizing something they do not 'deserve' in any meaningful sense. The logical thing for such egalitarians to do would be to destroy the wealth.

    Finally, there are many incidental, utilitarian reasons for opposing inheritance tax, including the fact that if the law was scrapped, it would force thousands of people to do something more productive with their time and brains than negotiate the shoals and reefs of the tax code. It also encourage a long-term point of view in that it opens up the goal of not just getting rich, but enjoying the idea of making one's children and descendants rich as well.

    September 23, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Are most British people collectivist?
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

    In yesterday's Daily Telegraph, Janet Daley refers to a major opinion survey. When asked the question of how they would help poor people with £200 pounds (about $360) only one per cent of the survey went for the option of giving the money to local government (even though this option said that that local government would have to spend the money on trying to help the poor) and ZERO per cent went for the option of giving the money to national government (even though, again, this option said that the government would have to use the money to try and help the poor).

    The British public overwhelmingly opted for directly helping the poor themselves, or for giving the money to a private charity.

    I know one can not trust opinion surveys, but it is possible that most British people are not really as collectivist as they sometimes seem.

    September 21, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    All those in favour say "aye"
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    At long last, the Liberal Democrats have promised to do something that will genuinely benefit the wider community:

    The Liberal Democrats today vowed to deal with the "real" weapon of mass destruction, climate change, and put their environmental principles into action by making all future party conferences "carbon neutral".

    Yes, we can all look forward to a better world for our children if Liberal Democrats stop breathing.

    September 20, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    I'll hold him down, you kick him
    David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

    When capital punishment was abolished in Britain in the 1960's, the resulting public disquiet was mollified by assurances that convicted murderers would spend the rest of their lives in prison.

    That assurance proved worthless. Over subsequent years, and by gradual degree, the span of 'life sentences' was whittled down to the point where a convicted murderer is now confined, on average, for between 10-12 years.

    Apparently, even that is now far too draconian:

    Some murderers could serve less than 10 years in prison under guidelines unveiled by the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, Lord Woolf.

    But it would only be in extraordinary circumstances - for example, if they had given themselves up before their crime had even been detected, he said.

    The caveat of 'extraordinary circumstances' is a promise which will prove to be as valueless as the last one. Step-by-step and case-by-case, the defintion of 'extraordinary circumstances' will be widened to the point where convicted killers are routinely sentenced to spend a few hours exploring their inner child with a Court-appointed Outreach Counsellor.

    Towards the end of the 19th Century the British State made a contract with its citizens the material terms of which required the individual citizen to surrender up their right to self-defence in return for the protection of the state which, by its agents, would both defend the citizen from harm and pursue and prosecute those who did (or attempted to do) the harm.

    Gradually, but inexorably, the state has walked away from its side of that bargain. However, this would be no bad thing were the citizen likewise released from his or her obligations. If the entire contract was simply put in the shredder, it would, at least, leave us free to make our own arrangements for our self-defence and security. But this is not so. The citizen's promises to relinquish the right and means of self-defence remain not only extant but zealoulsy enforced by the state which has decided that it does, indeed, take only one to tango.

    The poor, willing, plodding, dutifully contracting citizen has now been placed in the worst possible situation: forbidden from defending their own life and limb and unable to call on anyone else to do so for them.

    The perfect scenario for the perfectly predatory society.

    September 19, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Buffalo Soldiers
    Philip Chaston (London)  African affairs • UK affairs

    One of the more shameful aspects of the British civil service is the contempt and indifference that it often shows towards former servicemen and women, often viewing their demands as an anachronistic embarrassment. This partially explains the lack of action given the foreseeable plight that over one thousand Commonwealth veterans now face in Zimbabwe.

    This article in the Sunday Telegraph detailed the sad plight of veterans whose savings have been wiped out by Mugabe's hyperinflation, whose lands have been confiscated by the war veterans and whose very lives are subjected to intimidation by ZANU-PF'S thugs. Their cause has been taken up by Col. Brian Nicholson of the Royal Commonwealth Ex-Services League, who has observed the impoverishment of the middle classes under the Mugabe regime.

    Mr Mugabe has already closed many of the best schools and forced most of the white farmers out of the country. Now Col Nicholson fears Zanu-PF supporters will turn on the British war veterans, ransacking their homes, intimidating and possibly killing them.

    Some may argue that many of the veterans were supporters of Ian Smith's regime and UDI in the 1960s. As such, they deserve no further support or succour from HMG. These arguments have no bearing on the current vulnerability of this group who are now being targeted because of their origins.

    Col Nicholson is circulating his report to senior military figures and other "influential people" and wants them to press the Government to offer immediate financial help and to implement an evacuation plan.

    He said: "We are doing our best but we can't do it alone. If nothing is done these brave, elderly people who fought for the Crown in the Second World War, defending the freedoms we enjoy today, will die an ignominious death."

    A Foreign Office spokesman said there were "no plans" to evacuate British war veterans in Zimbabwe. He added: "If people are impoverished we would offer the appropriate consular assistance on an individual basis."

    September 18, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Confronting reality
    Perry de Havilland (London)  Activism • Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    The stunt pulled by pro-hunting protestors of intruding into the inner sanctum of the House of Commons has produced a large number of very predictable responses. MPs and other establishment figures harrumphed that "Parliament's privileges have been infringed!" and "This is an attack on democracy itself!" and "We must protect this most important of our institutions!" and "The protestors must not alienate people by acting so despicably!"...

    Well I have a suggestion for the pro-hunt protestors: ignore all those remarks because the only way to win is to fight your battles on ground of your choosing. As David Carr pointed out earlier with regard to when one of the protestors in the Commons shouted "This isn't democracy. You are overturning democracy." - Wrong. This is democracy in action and you are on the receiving end of it.

    What they really, really need to understand is that the majority of people in Britain are urban folk who are at best utterly indifferent to the protestor's concerns and frequently somewhat hostile to them. The hunters and their supporters cannot hope to convince a majority that hunting is something that is either important or even needs to be tolerated.

    Do not waste your time making arguments about 'country livelihood' or 'managing pests' because not only do most people not believe you (such as me, for example), most simply do not care because they feel no particular affinity with you. It is preposterous to argue that the only effective way to put down vermin is to chase them on horseback with hounds.

    It is simply not a matter for highly questionable utilitarian arguments but rather for arguing for free association to do what you will on private property. That is the only coherent and more importantly resonant argument to make.

    If gay men can congregate together in clubs to do things the majority of people find deeply distasteful, without having to worry about being raided by the fuzz, why cannot foxhunters congregate together to do things the majority find distasteful without worrying about the Boys in Blue showing up? Successfully point out to gay rights activists that making the prejudices of the majority the law of the land is not something they should be comfortable with... and suddenly the class warriors behind the hunting ban might find it much harder to 'bash the toffs' as the implications of where this is clearly heading starts to dawn on altogether different groups.

    In short, stop making invocations to the graven idol called 'Democracy' because it will not hear your prayers. Accept that you are a heretic and raise up an idol of your own. Call it, say, 'Liberty' and then challenge your enemies to denounce it.

    If you want to defend your liberty to do things in free association with likeminded folk on private property, you will have to come to some very sobering realisations.

    Firstly, realise that you will always be a minority and may never be a match for the political machine arrayed against you. However that does not mean are alone. There are millions of people who support your views with far more intensity than the many million more who oppose them.

    Secondly, accept that The System which the Barbour jacket, flat cap and green wellington set always assumed was, when push comes to shove, there to protect them, is in fact run by people with whom in many instances you have about as much in common culturally as Osama Bin Laden. Moreover, a great many of those people who are oiling the machine under which your aspirations are being crushed are actually members of the Tory party and some of your friends are in fact members of the Labour party. That said it is true that most of the people behind what is happening are indeed Labour and LibDem drones... so just stop thinking it terms of party politics because political parties, any political parties, are just components of the system you are going to have to confront. If you think a mere change of government can make your problems go away forever, you are sadly mistaken.

    Thirdly, democratic politics is not the only way to cause political change. Cast your mind back to the days of the Poll Tax and also try to take a dispassionate look at the political realities in Ulster. It is not really violence that is the issue but the fact substantial activist minorities simply refused to accept the verdict of the democratically sanctified political process and yet ended up with at least a significant part of what they were after.

    What you need to understand is that you cannot trust to democratic politics: in fact you must confront democracy and be prepared to say that your liberties are not something that the political process can legitimately abridge in this manner, regardless of how many people vote for it. It is the system which allows this to happen that you must confront, not just whatever party happens to be running it right now.

    If there are some liberties you are simply not prepared to surrender, then you must be prepared to refuse to accept the authority of the state to impose its institutional will on you and accept the possible consequences of that... I say 'possible consequences' because Sinn Fein/IRA, the Animal Liberation Front, various 'Traveller' groups and all manner of other people have demonstrated that consistently and collectively refusing to obey the law is by no means a guaranteed road to ruin. I am certainly not urging activists to blow anyone up, invade anyone's property or terrorise anyone's family like the groups I have mentioned are prone to do, but it is hard to escape the conclusion that working well and truly outside the democratic system of politics in various ways is both less dangerous and considerably more effective than the Establishment would like you to think.

    However regardless of what the pro-hunting protestors and activists decide to do, it seems that Britain may be about to undergo a dramatic and quite possibly earthshaking change, which most people will of course remain oblivious to just so long as it does not interrupt the flow of reality TV shows and sporting events - If the government does indeed use the Parliament Act to impose certain laws when there is clearly no state of emergency, then we must accept that Blair has shattered Britain's constitution (with scant opposition) and we are in a situation a thousand times graver than I would have ever dreamed possible just a few weeks ago.

    Moreover I suspect even this will not rouse the Tory party from its torpor and induce them to actually make a coherent civil liberties based argument and promise a policy of non-cooperation. This is vastly more serious than the issue of red jacketed country folks galloping around the fields in pursuit of small mangy quadrupeds. If the Parliament Act is used, we are suddenly living in a country with no checks and balances on the ruling party's power other than the one on Election Day. That is not alarming, it is terrifying.

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    September 18, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    How about 'Mothers Against Victimhood'?
    David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

    Sometimes it takes a stark juxtaposition to shine the spotlight on the vacuity and moral cowardice of our Fourth Estate.

    I was watching the early evening 'news' yesterday on ITV1, the more popular terrestrial, commercial station. This is something I can bring myself to do only very occasionally as commercial TV "news" presenters are such unwavering amplifiers of fatuous Nulabour propoganda that they make the average BBC reporter look like Rush Limbaugh in comparison.

    Yesterday evening's first (and, by scheduling implication, most urgent) item was a piece of political agitprop by some organisation calling itself 'Mothers Against Guns', barely dressed up a 'news' feature.

    Not content with the strictest anti-gun laws in the Western world, these people are upset because (wait for it) replica guns are still commercially available. Rooted to the spot, I squirmed through the next five minutes of shockingly blatant manipulation mixed in with junk statistics that were so obviously and ridiculously fraudulent as to be beyond parody. "Nine Tenths of all deaths in this country are caused by replica firearms which are converted to fire real ammunition". Yes, the Mothers Against Gun frontwoman actually said that and got clean away with it.

    The upshot of all this heart-string tugging is (surprise, surprise) that they want the 'gubbament' to ban replica guns as well. For the sake of the children, of course.

    Normally I would make no remark on this. Not because I do not care but only because it is so sadly typical of the agenda-driving that passes for "news" in this country, that no single example is, of itself, particularly worthy of comment.

    But, on this occasion, there was a difference. The second item (yes, the very next item) was a report of this horror:

    [Note: link to UK Times may not work for readers outside of UK]

    Police hunting the killer of an elderly couple found brutally murdered in their home in North London today have arrested a man near King's Cross.

    The bodies of Derek Robinson, a retired paediatrician, and his wife Jean, a retired music teacher, were discovered at 8am by a decorator who had come to work on their house, and may have disturbed the killer.

    The decorator let himself in with a key and stumbled on a blood-splashed scene so gruesome that detectives have yet to establish what weapon was used to kill the couple.

    Detective Superintendent Sue Hill said: "This is a horrific attack. These people were in their own home and they were slaughtered."

    These unfortunate souls were both in their sixties, so it is unlikely that their mothers are still around to learn about the grisly and frenzied murder of their defenceless children.

    Guns don't kill people. A lack of guns kills people.

    September 16, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    D'ye ken John Peel at the break of day
    David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    Parliament today finally voted by a substantial majority to outlaw hunting with hounds:

    MPs have voted to ban hunting with dogs despite mass demonstrations and the debate in the House of Commons being interrupted by protesters.

    The 'fearless and principled' Tony Blair (having pushed this law forward as a sop to his increasingly fractious party) failed to show up for the debate and did not even bother to vote.

    But plenty of hunt supporters did show up to rally outside the Houses of Parliament in a protest that turned into a pitched battle. By 5.00pm this afternoon, the radio news networks were reporting that Westminster had been closed off by the chaos and blood on the streets. Five hunt supporters even managed to invade the floor of the House of Commons:

    It was shortly after 1620 BST that the protesters rushed in, with one shouting at Rural Affairs Minister Alun Michael: "This isn't democracy. You are overturning democracy."

    Wrong. This is democracy in action and the hunters are on the receiving end of it. Tempers are flared:

    "Banning Easy, Enforcement Impossible - That's A Promise" and "Tally Ho Tony, We're Off Hunting" suggested many would not see a ban as the final word.

    Particularly popular among the younger protesters were T-shirts which had hijacked French Connection's controversial slogan to read "FCUK yer ban".

    "These people are very angry," said Davina Morley, 53, from Yorkshire, who has been hunting all her life.

    This is not the end. It is just the beginning.

    September 14, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    NO2ID official launch
    Gabriel Syme (London)  Activism • Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    NO2ID is launching its activities publicly:

    Saturday, 18 September 11:00am - 2:00pm
    The Corner Store
    Covent Garden
    33 Wellington Street,
    London, WC2E 7BN, Map

    There will be a couple of speakers before lunch, including a Labour 'rebel', Neil Gerrard MP followed by campaigning around central London, i.e. handing out leaflets, setting up stalls on the street in a number of locations until mid-afternoon.

    Please join them to Stop ID Cards and the Database State!

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    The NO2ID Coalition, who are trying to make sure Blunkett fails in his attempts to introduce mandatory ID cards, argue that:

    Cross-posted from White Rose.

    September 13, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    The perpetually offended strike again
    Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

    One of the downmarket rags that sullies the newsstand on Sunday mornings here in Britain, The People, reports on a story that is so absurd that I would think it an urban legend if I had not read the official reaction to it. A man who works for Southern Railways and scrawls a daily joke on a whiteboard at Hove Station in order to cheer up miserable commuters has been suspended from his job, pending an official investigation. Why? Because one of his jokes was about a dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat. According to a Southern Railways official:

    We had three complaints in two hours. Certain people do find things offensive and you have to be very careful these days. Some people might have found it amusing but we have to cater for all our customers.

    Yes, "certain people" definitely make it their business to be offended by things. Howsabout ignoring them and catering for the customers who find it offensive that Southern Railways could be so incredibly silly? Another rail official tried to justify the suspension and investigation thusly:

    It is something that could contravene our equal opportunities policy.

    This is not "political correctness gone mad". It is madness masquerading as corporate responsibility.

    September 10, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    Smoking ban condemned
    Gabriel Syme (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Self ownership • UK affairs

    ... but if you think that means the idea of banning smoking in the UK has been condemned, you would be wrong. The headline appeared in the Telegraph above the article reporting that plans to restrict areas for smokers in pubs were denounced as inadequate last night by campaigners pressing for a ban.

    The anti-smoking campaigners denounced the agreement of more than 20,000 pubs in Britain to introduce restrictions on smoking to make around 80 per cent of bar space tobacco-free within five years. Smokers in these outlets would be restricted to specified areas or rooms.

    The 'anti-choice extremists' for the smoking ban, apparently encouraged by evidence suggesting that a big drop in tobacco sales in Ireland due the prohibition on smoking in pubs, are pushing for more. Deborah Arnott, director of Action on Smoking and Health (Ash), said:

    This is a last desperate throw of the dice by the biggest players in the pub trade. They spin their plans as a smoke-free initiative, but they are nothing of the kind.

    They will still leave their non-smoking customers gasping and leave more than half the country's pubs unaffected.

    I must be missing something, I did not notice any spin for a smoke-free initiative. It is a question of choice, not an imposition of a health-fascist measure.

    Rob Hayward of the British Beer and Pub Association, which brokered the deal, argued with sensible points:

    Clearly with the number of non-smokers on the increase companies want to reflect that in the way they run their pubs. We want to see better choice for non-smokers. At the same time we believe in freedom of choice and a policy that will still allow smokers to enjoy a night out with their friends in the pub.

    Indeed. I do not like cigarette smoke in pubs, bars and restaurants although I am partial to a good cigar. But I do like the right of owners to let customers do in them what they wish on their premises. And it seems that even a government survey cannot produce better than 20 percent support for a total ban.

    Surveys nothwithstanding, the ban in Ireland caused a 15 per cent drop in trade. A similar loss of business in Britain would lead to the closure of 5,000 pubs. And that's got to be a bad thing.

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    September 08, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    The hand that pays the hand that rocks the cradle
    Jackie D (London)  Children's issues • UK affairs

    Today's edition of Britain's Sun tabloid features five readers who demand: "End our childcare misery, Mr Blair". That so many middle and working class people in this country turn to the state to solve any challenges they face in life is, if depressing, unsurprising when one considers the prevailing British attitude towards government's role in individuals' lives. This comment from PM Tony Blair sums it up succinctly enough:

    Some mothers will want to stay at home and look after their children, and that’s fine. But if they don’t we have to support them.

    Actually, Mr Blair, we do not have to support financially any person who chooses to have children and then chooses to rely on others to look after them while they go out to work. (You may feel you need to 'support' them in order to be re-elected, but let us not confuse what you do in the interests of your career with what is right.)

    I understand the dilemma - one may want to have children but not be able to afford to do so without earning a certain income, which may require full- or part-time work - but one makes such choices and then deals with the consequences. I doubt seriously that any of the women in the Sun asking Mr Blair to 'end the misery' of having to struggle to raise children on limited budgets, whose ages range from 31 to 39, went into parenthood without realising that making ends meet would be a concern. Kids are expensive, and although there are ways to make them less expensive (even the wealthiest parents I know buy and sell baby gear and other children's stuff on eBay or in consignment shops or at NCT sales), people decide to have them with the full realisation that this life they are creating will need to be looked after and cared for. With that comes expense, and the need to work out how to meet that expense. All pretty basic stuff, one would think. But reading the complaints of parents who think that the state should be easing their burdens - brought about by choices they have made - with other peoples' money, it becomes clear that we have in this country bred a population of adults who think and behave like children. I will do what I like - it will be fine! (But somebody better be there to rescue me and kiss my boo-boos better if it is not.)

    Perhaps it is a shame that life is not so easy that we cannot always have everything our hearts desire (children, enough money in the bank, personal fulfilment outside of stay-at-home parenthood, trendy, slightly politically subversive t-shirts for our babies), but that is not a situation that the state can change with any amount of money they may take fom you and me.

    "But think of the children!" comes the usual plaintive wail. To do so is terrifying: a nation of babies raising babies can only end in tears. How much will we be expected to spend on cleaning up this spill before the idea that individual choices matter ceases to be answered with a "Yes, but..." and a tax demand?

    September 07, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Equality under law? Not any more
    Perry de Havilland (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • Irish affairs • UK affairs

    Hate crime. What it is exactly? Opinions vary but in essence it means that a given crime, such as assault, murder or defamation, will be treated more seriously if the perpetrator is judged to be motivated by certain politically disfavoured prejudices.

    It means that if someone smashes a bottle in your face because you are black (or catholic or muslim or homosexual), rather than because they want to steal your wallet or because they caught you in flagrante delicto with their girlfriend, then that is more serious. The actual substance of the crime is not what makes it a 'hate' crime, just the motivation to commit it against a member of a designated group of people based on their race (which in reality means 'certain races'), religions (meaning 'certain religions') or sexual orientations (meaning 'homosexuals'), that then becomes a hate crime... crimes against philanderers, drunks, football supporters, loud mouths etc. are not hate crimes.

    You may hate supporters of Celtic Football Club but if you bash one of them over the head with a two by four, that is not a 'hate crime', it is just assault and perhaps GBH. Unless of course the Celtic supporter in question happens to be a nominal Catholic but you are a nominal Protestant.

    It is a criminal act which attracts extra sanction because of what the perpetrator was thinking at the time. In short, a 'hate crime' is a 'thought crime', albeit one usually only applied to thoughts held by certain politically disfavoured classifications of people.

    Do you really trust something as corrupt and fallible as a political process to create laws not on demonstrable facts (who hit who with the two by four) but on what people think? Sure, motivation matters: for example being put in fear of your life can justify violence in self-defence, even (sometimes) in Britain. But to legislate that certain groups are more sacrosanct than others is collectivism at its most intellectually pernicious because it denies the individual basis of rights and assigns value on the basis of group membership. We all know where that can end up.

    If you think laws should be based on crimes against individuals regardless of what race/religion or sexual orientation they have, then you might want to go over to the Hansard Society on-line consultation on Hate Crime in Northern Ireland and tell them that group rights are not a form of human rights, they are their antithesis.

    September 02, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    'Multi-cultural' Britain?
    Gabriel Syme (London)  UK affairs

    As mentioned before on Samizdata.net, a television advertisement for featuring a woman firing a gun has been banned by regulators after it prompted complaints from viewers. The advert for the Freelander Sport was accused of glorifying guns and encouraging dangerous driving. Ofcom, the regulator for the UK communications industries, ruled that it had breached guidelines on harm and offence and must not be shown again.

    Given regular coverage of high-profile shooting incidents and public concern about the wider social impact of the so-called gun culture, the glamorisation and normalisation of guns, even indirectly, is simply offensive to many people.

    What on earth do they mean by gun culture in Britain? It must be the fact that criminals have them, because a law-abiding citizen can not get hold of one. Oh, no, guns are bad, bad, bad. The fact that a gun would enable a father to defend himself and his sons against a drug gang thugs terrorising his neighbourhood is obviously missing the point.

    A public-spirited man who was beaten up in front of his young sons when he confronted drug dealers outside his home committed suicide because he felt powerless to protect them.

    We must ensure that those who want to protect themselves and their families understand that guns would only increase the level of mindless violence in Britain and, more importantly, make the self-righteous Guardianistas and assorted champagne socialists look even worse. There is no room for gun culture in the multi-cultural Britain.

    Interestingly, David Davis, the shadow home secretary notes:

    Large amounts of crime go unreported and many people accept yob culture as a fact of life.

    We shall also fight the 'yob culture' with luncheon vouchers, wagging our fingers at hyper-active young men beating up whomever stands up to them and banning them from town centres for unruly behaviour. That should show them.

    Now pass me that baby...

    August 31, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    The true cost of the political class
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    In the most recent edition of the Sunday Times1, there was an interesting article by Ferdinand Mount called Uppers and Downers which had the tagline:

    Ferdinand Mount believes a 'classless' delusion grips Britain. Not only is the class divide wider than ever, but in a compelling new book he explores how the rich are treating the poor with an unprecedented contempt

    I must confess that this intro led me to read this article with a predisposition for contempt for that premise myself. And indeed, I found much of what Mount had to say about class attitudes in Britain debatable to put it mildly. However the central thesis, something not hinted at in the introduction, was indeed compelling: that many social problems today in the UK are a direct consequence of the destruction of working class culture, and this was caused by, as Mount puts it:

    Worse than all of this is the fact that in the past I have worked for a Conservative government, and not just any government but the administration led by Margaret Thatcher, which its passionate opponents still believe did more to deepen class divisions than any other government since the war. I was, for a time, the head of her policy unit. How can someone like me pretend to know what life was and is like for the worst-off of my fellow countrymen?

    My answer is that it is People Like Us who are largely responsible for the present state of the lower classes in Britain. It is our misunderstandings, meddlings and manipulations that have transformed a British working class that was the envy and amazement of foreign observers in the 19th century into a so-called underclass that is often the subject of baffled despair today, both at home and abroad. We did the damage, or most of it. It is the least we can do to try to understand what we have done and help to undo it where we can.

    For me this is truly the key but it is not a consequence of the 'Conservative' or 'Labour' varient of intrusive regulatory statism (for in 2004, who really thinks there is a huge material difference between them?) but of regulatory interventionist statism in all its progressive democratic forms. I shall certainly read Mount's new book Mind the Gap, though if the pre-release blurb is true that the book asks...

    [T]he author pursues an oft-times illusive answer to the fundamental question: How can oppressive inequality in Britain be wiped out once and for all?

    ...which begs the question does 'oppressive inequality' (a) actually exist in Britain, and (b) it is anyone's business to 'wipe it out'. If that is in fact what the book is about then I expect I shall be putting a pretty nasty book review up here on Samizdata.net in the not too distant future.

    For me the core issue here however is that as Mount indicates, it was indeed the political class, people like him, who bear the responsibility for destroying a significant section of civil society and replacing it with a state-centred dependency and entitlement culture of de-socialised barbarians.

    Thus the question that really needs answering it not how do 'we' solve this problem but rather how to dis-aggrandise the entire class of people from left to right who caused the problem in the first place. I cannot tell without first reading Ferdinand Mount's book but perhaps he has realised that there is indeed what Sean Gabb calls an 'enemy class'... and much to his chagrin, the term 'People Like Us' indicates Mount has realised that he is a member of it.


    1 Due to the benighted archiving policy of The Times making articles unreadable to viewers overseas, we do not generally link to Times articles

    August 29, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    The friend of my enemy is my enemy
    David Carr (London)  North American affairs • UK affairs

    I recall, shortly after I first got myself on-line, frequently seeing the phrase 'ROFLMAO' appear on various chat rooms and fora. I had not a clue what this term meant but, after a little judicious detective work, I discovered that is was an acronym for the phrase 'Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Arse Off'.

    Well, I was ROFLMAO when I read this:

    TORY leader Michael Howard has been barred from the White House and told he will never meet President George Bush, it emerged last night.

    The bombshell ban was slapped on Mr Howard after he called for Tony Blair to quit over the Iraq War....

    What particularly upset the White House was Mr Howard’s comment: “If I were Prime Minister I would seriously be considering my position.”

    They were also angered when the Tory leader accused the PM of "serious dereliction of duty".

    Mr Rove, who speaks with the President’s full authority, said: "You can forget about meeting the President full stop. Don’t bother coming, you are not meeting him...."

    And it has deeply damaged the decades-long alliance between the Republicans and the Conservative Party.

    Senior US Right-wingers blame Mr Howard for undermining the coalition in Iraq and say they are privately rooting for a Labour victory in the next election.

    A Tory source said: "They see Tony Blair as a true ally against terror and the Tories as a bunch of w*****s."

    Wherever would they get that idea??!!

    Although the cause of this spat is laid at the door of Mr Howard's apparent equivocation over Iraq, I get the feeling that the real friction lies elsewhere. Strange as it may sound, I have been reading what sound like reasonably reliable reports in the UK press about squadrons of young British Conservative activists hot-footing it off to the USA to work in the Presidential election campaign...for the Democrats!.

    In the interests of accuracy, I think it ought to be said that this is far more about the Tories trying to pull some sort of rug from under 'Teflon Tony' than establishing any sort of link with either the US Democrat Party or Mr Kerry. But in any event, it is still a deeply ill-judged political blunder. The article alludes to an 'alliance' between US Republicans and British Conservatives and while I think that 'alliance' is too strong a term, there certainly has been a traditional affinity between these two centre-right Anglo-Saxon political tribes.

    That being the case, one wonders what these jet-setting young Tories were hoping to achieve by throwing their lot in with Mr Kerry? There is nothing to suggest that a President Kerry would somehow undermine Tony Blair. If the Tories cannot make a dent in him at home, then how are they going to land any meaningful punches on him via Washington? And if they imagine that they are going to be the subject of any outreach by either the US Democrats of the Guardian-reading classes at home then all I can say is that they are even stupider than they look (and they look fairly stupid).

    In short, the British Tories have managed to alienate one of their few powerful friends for no gain whatsoever and, since I assume that the leadership either gave their blessing to these transatlantic jaunts or, at the very least, turned a blind eye, then it merely reinforces my view that the British Conservatve Party is in the hands of buffoons and political pygmies.

    I understand that the streets of New York will be plagues this week by throngs of the Great American Unwashed wearing 'George Bush=Hitler' T-shirts. I do not imagine that any such items of radical apparel will be making an appearance at the next Tory Party convention. However, I do wonder if would get any sales with a 'Michael Howard = Chief Wiggum' version?

    August 25, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Will George Monbiot ever read Samizdata.net?
    Scott Wickstein (Adelaide, Australia)  UK affairs

    I would guess not, because he was complaining bitterly about the regulatory nature of the British government, in an article which drew a dry smile.

    After making the confident predicition that the world as we know it will end, on the grounds we are running out of oil, Monbiot presents for our admiration a commune in Somerset. But our hippy heroes found to their dismay that regulations thwarted them at every turn:

    Peasant farming, the settlers have found, is effectively illegal in the UK.

    The first hazard is the planning system. The model is viable only if you build your own home from your own materials on your own land: you can't live like this and support a mortgage. So the settlers imposed more rules on themselves: their houses, built of timber, straw bales, wattle and daub and thatch, would have the minimum visual and environmental impact.

    But the planning system makes no provision for this. It is unable to distinguish between an eight-bedroom blot on the landscape and a home which can be seen only when you blunder into it.

    ...Then the environmental health inspectors struck...

    ... Tinkers' Bubble, which has never poisoned anyone, is now forbidden to sell any kind of processed food or drink: its cheese, bacon, juice and cider have been banned.

    I think it is just hilarious that the hippies of Tinker's Bubble, who have imposed all manner of self-regulations on themselves, find themselves so hindered.

    The State is not your friend, even if you are a hippy on a commune.

    August 24, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Multiculturalism versus Security
    Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

    Robin Cook, the former Cabinet Minister, who resigned with aplomb on the eve of the Iraqi War, has proved a popular alternative for the anti-war brigade on the backbenches of the House of Commons. His speeches have provided illuminating insights into the mindset of those who view anti-terrorist actions as propaganda to expand the power of the United States. The debate on combating terrorism is structured as a conflict between freedom and security, balancing civil liberties against the need to pre-empt atrocities on innocent civilians. There is a case for arguing that the erosion of civil liberties in Britain has been accelerated by Blunkett the authoritarian using the 'war on terror' as a convenient excuse.

    Robin Cook, in a speech at the Edinburgh Book Festival, personified the anti-war Left, and argued that the anti-terrorist activities of the British government was a conflict between multiculturalism and security. The necessity of combating Al-Qa'eda operatives was secondary to the importance of reinforcing and extending a multicultural society. Cook evinced some surprise at this recent development:

    He said: “I’m deeply troubled by the increase in raids under the Anti-Terrorism Act which are now running, staggeringly, at 10 times the level of three years ago.

    “There were 30,000 raids under the Prevention of Terrorism Act last year from which less than 100 individuals were charged with offences relating to terrorism.”

    What was three years ago? In contrast to this omission, Cook made a veiled reference to the Muslim vote, now so important in certain constituencies. This has followed his recent courting of Muslim leaders, supping at the same stagnant reservoir of support that has attracted other midges, such as Respect and the Liberal Democrats:

    Mr Cook, who quit the Cabinet over the Iraq war, went on: “There’s a real risk that if we continue with that we will end up alienating the very people we need for a successful multi-cultural society and a successful appeal to people around the world of a different culture.”

    Although the speech was crafted for short-term political gain, Cook provides evidence that a proportion of those who demonstrated against the war, will continue to oppose measures that can be utilised to investigate and break up terrorist cells and sympathisers in the United Kingdom.

    August 22, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Is it a big state in your pocket...?
    Gabriel Syme (London)  UK affairs

    It is a common occurrence on this blog to point out how the Labour government blatantly pursues its socialist agenda. Yes, I am using the S-word in relation to the party that has been polished and spun by the likes of Peter Mandelson and Tony Blair for the public consumption. Today after reading the Sunday Telegraph, gloom descended upon me in an almost David-Carr-esque manner.

    The Labour government, true to its socialist DNA, is making headlines again with its penchant for tax increases. The front page announces that inheritance tax is to rise to 50 per cent for those whose inheritance exceed a limit set by socialist bureaucrats or worse yet, a bunch of self-righteous lefties. Institute for Public Policy Research that came up with the scheme is indeed firmly wedged in the socialist utopia:

    Inheritance tax needs to be made fairer, according to a new report from the Institute for Public Policy Research (ippr), published next week. The report recommends a tax cut for middle class families, with extra revenues raised from the wealthiest invested in assets for the poorest children.

    Ah, children. Beware of 'children' mentioned in any political context.

    A fairer inheritance tax would see the very wealthy, who are comfortably over the threshold, pay more, whilst the vast majority of families that are currently taxed would pay less.

    Again, a fairer inheritance tax. Fairer to whom? To those who build up assets during their lifetime so they can choose to pass them on to their children? And, pray, what is that 'threshold', which the very wealthy are comfortably over?

    The quotes read like passages from an old Marxist-Leninist textbook, the problem is that they originate from an institute whose former director, Matthew Taylor, is now the head of policy unit at No 10 Downing street. It has been suggested that the scheme may be a "big idea" for a third Labour term in power.

    But the Labourites are not yet finished with the Middle England and with anybody who either owns a roof over their heads or stands to inherit one. Northern Ireland minister admitted there will be significant shifts in rate bills [local government tax], particularly at the top end of the market.

    It is only fair that those who can afford to pay do pay a fairer share as soon as possible.

    Here we go again, talk of fairness... fair to whom and fair by whose definition? Who are these guardians of fairness and equality that they feel confident to define how much I get to keep before I am forced to pay a fairer share? These are the very same people whose existence and - dare I say it - salaries depend on the money that are extracted from all of us to self-righteous noises about 'schoolsandhospitals'.

    For once, the Tories managed a sound-bite:

    It is becoming clearer by the day that Labour are planning third-term tax rises to feed their appetite for fat government.

    The only thing that is not clear to me is that how Labour's propensity for taxation and fat government has not been clear to everybody all along.

    August 20, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    Boscastle - and other floods
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

    We have endless claims that global warming caused the Boscastle floods in Cornwall.

    Now global warming may be a real problem, and it may be caused (at least in part) by human action (rather than sunspot activity and/or other natural factors). But I do not hear many people (although there are a few) saying "oh we must have more nuclear power stations to replace C02 generating power sources" - instead it is just the normal capitalism is evil stuff and demans for more wind turbines and other such (whose contribution to power generation can, at best, only be minor).

    There is also something else to be thought about. The endless talk about global warming distracts attention from other factors that might be involved in the flooding.

    Cornwall has had very heavy rain before in the past - and the buildings than have been flooded were centuries old. Could the flooding have anything to do with the narrowing of the river (in a government 'reclaim land' scheme) and the building of a new road bridge?

    A letter in the Daily Telegraph yesterday claimed exactly this - and was ignored by the broadcast media.

    It reminds me of the flooding in the South East of England some time ago. There were endless claims that it was due to global warming - and much later (and without much publicity) it slipped out that there had been various government building schemes that had undermined the drainage system of the area concerned.

    Not all government 'investment' is just a waste of money (and therefore a denial of what people could have done with the money, had it not been taken from them), some of it causes direct harm as well.

    August 19, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    'Gold Plating' EU Directives
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  European Union • UK affairs

    "Gold Plating" is the practice of getting an order (a 'directive') from our masters in the European Union and adding lot of additional regulations to it. Sort of...

    "If this arbitrary order has not destroyed your business we will add regulations to it, and we will keep doing so until you are destroyed"...

    ..."Why are we trying to destroy you?"...

    ..."Well what else do we have to do, it would be lazy and unethical to just sit in our offices and not do anything".

    The British Civil Service is supposed to love gold plating more than any other civil service in the EU. The British Civil Service having long prided itself on being more hardworking an ethical than Civil Servants in other nations (do not even think about bribing a British Civil Servant to save your business - he would rather starve than let you survive).

    Examples are tossed about, supposedly a Directive on slaughter houses that started off as about 8 pages in Brussels (EU HQ) was turned in to about 7 pages in France - and about 97 pages in Britain.

    No surprise that almost all of the little local slaughter houses closed down.

    The BBC (and other such) still has the occasional item about how sad it is the all the local family owned places have gone, and how animals are now taken to great corporate factories (which actually have worse records for the quality and safety of meat). The little places may not have understood the paper work or been able to afford all the special people the regulations insisted they have (such vets - mostly from Spain) - but they did the job better. "Oh the wicked supermarkets" (they get the blame for destroying the "local food" from "local farmers" system that the media claim to love) "and now on to our next story about the need for more regulations concerning such and such".

    Well the British Conservative party has promised to end gold plating and if a business thinks that a EU directive has been interpreted more strictly in Britain than in other parts of the EU (or just used as an excuse for another regulation orgy) they will be able to take the matter to court.

    Well this is good as far as it goes. The promise to end gold plating is nice to hear (although I doubt the Civil Service would take any notice) and taking things to court might work sometimes - although the British courts (like the courts of most nations) are a mess (and getting worse - as they slowly reject what is left of the old 'out of date' principles of law).

    However, it is also a wonderful way for the British Conservative party to look as if they are "doing something" about regulations and "standing up for Britain". After all by concentrating on 'gold plating' the Conservatives duck the issue of whether to defy ANY of the endless thousands of Directives that come out of the EU.

    Too cynical? I hope so.

    August 18, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Gib* the bastards
    Perry de Havilland (London)  Arts & Entertainment • UK affairs

    The other day the Daily Mail, a British tabloid newspaper written for the statist right prejudices of 'Indignant of Tunbridge Well', called for certain video games to be banned. This resulted is a rather splendid riposte by Benet Simon in The Spectator called Ban this evil rag!':

    But before you panic, remember that you’re better off trusting your child than the Daily Mail. Over the last few days I have been checking the Mail’s website discussion board to see what sort of response they have been getting to their call for a ban. At first, scores of anti-censorship postings appeared, many of them pointing out a fact that the Mail had omitted to mention in either of its two front-page stories: the murderous game, Manhunt, wasn’t in fact owned by the killer Leblanc but by his victim. Another popular complaint was that the Mail had entirely ignored a statement by the police which said that Leblanc’s motive for the so-called ‘Manhunt murder’ was certainly robbery. The kid had debts, it seems, was into drugs and killed to pay for his habit. The police went on to assert that they had never made any connection between the crime and the video game. The Mail’s response to these letters was to delete them while leaving the comments from concerned mothers who won’t let their children watch Spiderman for fear that they’ll think they can climb down walls.

    Indeed... my comments were amongst those they deleted from the thread on the Daily Mail forum entitled Discuss: Should violent video games be banned?. And now that it has turned into an embarrassing fiasco for them given the overwhelming response to the contrary, they seem to have since deleted the entire thread.

    It seems that 'Indignant of Tunbridge Wells' is a gamer too. Ban this, you crypto-fascist jerks!


    * = 'Gib' being an expression used by computer gamers for blowing a person into bloody chunks.

    August 12, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Rediscovering Adam Smith
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    I have just returned back to London from a business trip to Edinburgh, now in the full swing of its major arts festival, when thousands of theatrical, comic and music acts strut their stuff. I was up in that fine city on more prosaic financial matters and although the weather was fairly dire for August - it rained all the time - I had an enjoyable trip and learned a lot more about the city.

    First off, Edinburgh remains a serious financial centre. Quite a few traditionally London-based investment managers and financiers have happily turned their backs on the costs, noise and hassles of life in London in favour of Edinburgh. From the point of view of 'quality of life', the city has a lot to commend it. Commuting to work is much easier than in London, just for starters.

    In the course of interviewing a CEO of a large investment firm, however, I was startled to be told that the top employer in the city is the local council. That's right. The biggest source of jobs in the place is not a big fund manager, bank, IT firm or some other business, but the local municipality.

    Therein lies the problem of modern Scotland, as far as I can see. Socialism has alas taken a deep hold of its public political culture at least as far as I can tell. The land of Adam Smith and David Hume seems to have forgotten some of the virtues of small government and red-blooded capitalism, as this article over at the blog Freedom and Whiskey makes clear I truly hope this changes in the future. And if it ever does, then other financial capitals of Europe could be in for some very tough competition indeed. Edinburgh could become a very pleasant and exciting place to work and is certainly becoming much easier to reach, as developments to its airport go forward.

    Well, that's all from me for a while. Off on holiday. See you later.

    August 11, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Death To Industry
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  UK affairs

    The British Conservative Party has today announced that it would (if elected to office) cut 4,000 of the 5,000 civil servants in Department of Trade and Industry and would not expand other government departments to take up these posts - i.e. this would be a real cut (although the cut would take several years to bring into effect).

    Of course there is no point in having a Department of Trade and Industry at all (the nickname for the DTI... 'Death To Industry'... about sums up the department), but this annoucement should still be welcomed.

    The Conservatives might rat on the promise if elected - but at least the promise has been made.

    August 10, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Never heard of them!
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    They have tried false beards, make-up, wigs, sunglasses, plastic surgery. None of it has worked.

    So time for something really radical:

    Senior members of Michael Howard's frontbench team believe the Conservative Party will have to consider changing its name as part of a fundamental "rebranding" if it fails to make a big surge at the next general election.

    Allow me to assist. How about 'Not The Conservative Party'?

    August 06, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    Scowl for the camera
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    The British passport service is demanding that folk no longer are allowed to smile sweetly for the camera when it comes to having a passport photo taken. Apparently, if you show your gleaming grin on a passport picture it messes up the face recognition systems being introduced into airports and other places.

    So in other words, it is now official policy for British citizens to look miserable. Marvellous. So now the cliche about we Brits being a nation of gloomy folk is now to receive the official sanction of the State. Does this mean our grinning Prime Minister will be similarly affected? Is it now considered un-PC and unpatriotic to look cheerful and happy?

    Of course, this reminds me of the old joke: If you resemble a passport picture, it is time you took a holiday. (Which reminds me - I am off to Malta and outa here in a week for some much-needed R&R!).

    August 05, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Standing fast... for three hundred years
    Perry de Havilland (London)  European affairs • UK affairs

    Gibraltar remains a British colony to the overwhelming relief of its 27,833 inhabitants. Yet they are well aware that the reason Geoff Hoon, Britain's dismal defence minister, yesterday attended the 300th anniversary of Britain's capture of The Rock has little to do with any great enthusiasm for the people on The Rock or a deep commitment for retaining Gibraltar, but rather a disinclination to 'make nice' with Spain due to its policies regarding Islamic terrorism and Iraq.

    In fact members of both the 'tranzi left' and 'paleo right' see Gibraltar as a weird anachronism and despite those groups fetishising their minor differences, both have a shared collectivist meta-context and think nothing of what the inhabitants of The Rock wish for themselves.

    If the Gibraltarians were wise, they would let it be known that they are prepared to go all the way and exercise a 'dooms day' option of Unilateral Declaration of Independence if the political class in Britain ever decide to 'give' Gibraltar away: the battalion sized Gibraltar Regiment should simply take up arms with whoever will rally to the red and white flag, and man their border with bayonets fixed. Of course it is unlikely a militia army in Gibraltar could hold off a serious military move by Spain, though success against the odds is not without precedent, but would Spain actually be prepared to fight for 27,833 people who simply do not want to be Spanish?

    I realise that is indeed what the Spanish state is doing in the Basque parts of Spain but this is a rather different proposition and unlike in the Basque country, there is no friendly constituency in Gibraltar who sees Spanish sovereignty as in any way tolerable. A Spanish takeover would be nothing less that a colonial occupation of an unwilling population.

    People have to be prepared to literally fight for the things they value and if the people of Gibraltar made it clear that in the final analysis they would be willing to do exactly that, perhaps the chattering classes in both Spain and Islington Britain would stop thinking those people's fate is something that can be lightly signed away by people in a ministry building in London or Madrid.

    August 05, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    There is nothing 'traditional' about it
    David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

    Well, slap me on the arse and call me Betty!! You spend half a century deliberately fostering and ruthlessly enforcing a culture of civil passivity in the face of crime and malevolence and guess what happens?

    [Note: link to UK Times article may not work for readers outside of UK]

    NEIGHBOURS have been urged to band together to fight back against yobs making life a misery for many communities in Britain.

    Louise Casey, head of the Government’s antisocial behaviour unit, said yesterday that she feared people were becoming too tolerant and afraid to intervene because of traditional British reserve.

    Let me take a wild leap into the dark here. Could this 'tolerance' and 'reserve' have anything to do with the fact that private citizens are forbidden to possess so much as a toothpick and even raising their eyebrows in defence of their homes, families or communities will result in their being dragged off to prison by the very people that are supposed to be protecting them?

    "Leave it to the professionals" said the professionals. And so everyone did. And look at where it has got them.

    Critics will seize on her call as an admission of government failure to stem a rising tide of social disorder. But Ms Casey said that the answer to the yobs was not more legislation, but greater community spirit and co-operation.

    Meaning what, Ms Casy, meaning what? The swapping of tales of woe? Bouts of collective cowering? Group hugs? Yes, I am sure that will turn the tide.

    August 01, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    More like this, please
    David Carr (London)  Self defence & security • UK affairs

    Alas, the burdensome and time-devouring task of keeping a humble roof over my head prevents me from exploring the blogosphere as much as I would ideally like to do. As a result, I suspect that there are stacks of interesting views and ideas that are simply passing me by.

    So, praise be for the occasional lazy, hazy Sunday afternoon that affords me the opportunity to saunter through the Samizdata blogroll in search of tasty tidbits. Today, I stumbled across a very tasty morsel at 'A Policeman's Blog' which (as the name indicates) is written by a serving British police officer.

    Given the candour of his opinions it is easy to understand why he choses anonymity. Particularly when he says things like this:

    As an NRA member (see link on sidebar) I’m in favour of liberal gun laws and I think it’s irresponsible of the state to take away an innocent person’s right to self-defence. As a Police Officer, I get tired of having to investigate crime that is unsolvable, yet has only occurred because the victim is weak and the perpetrator is a bully and knows he will get away with it.

    To American readers, the British attitude to guns must seem very strange. On the one hand we want to ban law-abiding people from having guns, on the other hand it has never been easier for a criminal to obtain an illegal handgun. We worry about thugs and crime on our Council estates and at the same time refuse to give ordinary people the means to defend themselves and their property.

    The Police have long since given up the traditional role of “law-enforcement” and have now become professional “evidence gatherers”. That’s not a problem for the Police, but it does pose a difficulty if you live in an area where you have a lot of crime. So who does the “law enforcement” nowadays?

    Nobody.

    That’s where widespread ownership of guns comes in. Together with sensible laws on self defence, guns have a habit of cutting through all kinds of complex arguments about the causes of crime. If I try and burgle your home, you might shoot me: that concentrates the mind. It also reduces reliance on the state and it makes people responsible for their own actions. Best of all though, it gives victims a chance against offenders, something they’ll never get if they involve the Police. All we do is "gather the evidence."

    Given the messianic zeal with which his superiors and their political masters have pursued (and continue to pursue) their policy of civilian disarmerment and compulsory passivity, it is uplifting to hear that at least one of their agents has managed to retain some common sense and a capacity for rational analysis.

    But then this is a man who actually has to go in and mop up (quite literally in many cases I should think) the pitiful results of their boneheaded obduracy. Nonetheless it is still a testament to his strength of character that he has drawn the correct conclusions despite every fashionable injunction to the contrary.

    We need more public servants like him.

    July 30, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    British bookshops suck (mostly)
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    Some time ago, Michael Jennings of this parish caused a stir by suggesting a way of subverting the leftist intent of the staff who decide what sort of books they recommend to customers at Britain's high street bookstores. While strictly against the rules of property, I totally sympathised with Michael's intent and his annoyance that the bookstore seemed to be run this way.

    It has not got any better in the bookshop world, as far as I can tell (at least not in Britain. Things may be different elsewhere). Earlier this week I spent a quick lunchbreak wandering around the nearby Books Etc. store in Holborn High Street. After browsing through a fairly sparsely-stocked crime and general fiction section, I took a peek at the current affairs and history section. The history bit was okay, if not particularly impressive. But the current affairs section was in a different class. It might have been stocked by the sort of folk who write for the Democratic Underground or who think Michael Moore is a sort of latter-day saint. Books by Chomsky, Gore Vidal, John Gray (a pet hate of mine); Michael Moore, of course; then various authors I have not heard of before but the titles give the general gist: "George W. Bush and the Arrogance of Power"; Why Do People Hate America?", and blah, blah, blah. Apart from one slim volume by noted scholar of Islam Bernard Lewis, it was a total washout.

    Now what is going on here? Clearly, the folk who decide what books to sell and what books to publish presumably want to make money. I tentatively offer a few explanations: the impact of higher education and direct bias from bookstore staff. Dealing with the latter point first, I have found, while chatting to the folk who work in the stores, that most tilt to the statist left. Maybe they directly get to decide what is put up in certain parts of the store. With popular fiction, they have to stock Harry Potter and Nick Hornby like everyone else, but when it comes to politics, they get freer rein. That is my take anyhow.

    But I also believe higher education has an effect on all this. The serious, non-fiction parts of bookstores cater for a perceived 'high-brow' market. Given that humanities departments, such as political and history ones, tend to tilt to the left in my experience, it follows that the main market for such books will tend to shift the same way. There is not - yet - a big market for non-fiction with a clear libertarian and conservative leaning.

    In the Internet Age, of course, this may not matter so much. But as a bibliophile it bugs me to see the biggest high street bookshops stocking so much crud.

    July 30, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    It is not defence cuts but defence restructuring
    Gabriel Syme (London)  Military affairs • UK affairs

    We have been following the British government's treatment of the armed forces for some time, when we got hold of some important information...

    A document was found in a briefcase left outside Samizdata HQ. We would like to offer it back to the MOD (Ministry of Defence) but in the meantime we publish it for all to see...We believe it offers the key to understanding the thinking behind the government's recent defence cuts rationalisation of the Armed forces to produce a more efficient, effective and capable military....

    Download file: STAFF GUIDANCE ON DEFENCE RESTRUCTURING

    July 29, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Be prepared!
    Gabriel Syme (London)  UK affairs

    We have already been alerted to a website Preparing for Emergencies that, for some strage reason, the statists want dismantled immediately.

    It is remarkably similar in domain name and style to the timewasting "offishal" preparingforemergencies.org.uk. Be quick to check it out as its death sentence has alreday been pronounced on Radio 4... They are not amused.

    Thanks to Tony Millard for the link.

    July 28, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Britain's emergency planning against terrorism
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    Britain's government has a website telling us all manner of splendid things about how we are protected by the state now that we have David Blunkett watching over us... and what we should do in the event of a spot of bother happening when Blunkett is off on a tea break.

    Yet it seems a more, well, candid version of this site has also helpfully been made available to us by our political masters.

    (with thanks to the eagle-eyed Guy Herbert for spotting this)

    July 26, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Buggy NHS
    Gabriel Syme (London)  Health • UK affairs

    Whenever we touch on the issue of state controlled health system versus private healthcare, we get a smattering of outraged readers who cannot understand why we attack that venerable (in their eyes, not ours) dinosaur, the NHS. It's free and for everybody they screech, you heartless capitalists... would you let your parents/grandparents/children die without treatment and care, if they couldn't afford to go private?!.

    The fact is that those I care about are more likely to be in need of treatment and care, as a result of coming into contact with the NHS. I want them to stay away from the NHS, and the government to give them back their money taken to support the giant leech known as national healthcare.

    Many people are now frightened that they could pick up a dangerous infection if they go into hospital. It is hardly surprising. More and more of us know someone who has been infected with the superbug, MRSA (methicillin resistant Staphylococcus aureus). Marjorie Evans has been infected with it on eight occasions at the same hospital in Swansea. Now wheelchair-bound as a result, she says: "I'd rather go abroad and trust foreigners."

    As James Bartholomew writes in the Telegraph opinion section one is vastly safer in a private hospital and the danger of getting MRSA is a risk affecting patients of the NHS.

    The NHS both is the most state-controlled hospital system in the advanced world and has the worst record in Europe. At a practical level, it is because of things like ministers driving hospitals at full capacity to reduce waiting lists, with the result that patients with MRSA cannot always be isolated.

    But at a more profound level, the MRSA crisis is because the NHS is a state monopoly. Ministers are always making hospitals respond to the latest newspaper headlines rather than doing what is best in the overall interest of patients; hospital workers - like many employees of state industries - are demoralised and their pay rates are unresponsive, thus causing the local shortages. The state has also closed too many hospitals. The list of ways in which it has increased the risk is endless.

    This is a result of the fundamental dynamics (or statics) of the public sector, not any lack of funding. There is no legitimate role for the state in healthcare, education and many other sectors that it appropriated for perpetration of what is so misleading called 'public services'.

    The dynamics of the private sector, meanwhile, are simpler and more effective. If you don't treat your customers well, you go out of business.

    Indeed, unless you take their money first and then help yourself to it...

    July 24, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    The state can take what the state wants to
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    If you are arrested, and the police take your DNA to run tests on it, and if the outcome of your arrest is either that no charges were brought against you or you were brought to trial and found innocent, it has been ruled that the state can retain your DNA records indefinitely regardless.

    The moral of the story is, of course, that if you do not want the state to take your DNA and hold it on record forever because you simply do not trust the state or because you have the quaint notion that your body is your own property, then do whatever it takes to not get arrested, regardless of how confident you are that you can establish your innocence subsequently.

    Lord Brown said the benefits of this procedure were so manifest and the objections so threadbare that the cause of human rights would be better served by expanding the police database rather than by reducing it.

    Just as it has often been said that modern fascism is most likely to appear in the guise of anti-fascism, when some establishment figure like Lord Brown start taking about 'human rights' it is a fair bet that 'human rights' about to get trampled underfoot.

    My guess is that it is only a matter of time before the police in some nations start taking samples of DNA from everyone, probably starting with all children under a programme with a name like 'The Safe Children Act' or something similar, probably with the ostensible reason of 'protecting your child from kidnap by Paedophiles' or some such drivel. I mean, after all, who could possibly object to that?

    The state is not your friend.

    July 22, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Defence of the realm
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  Military affairs • UK affairs

    As many will have read by now, the British government has made substantial cuts to parts of the country's armed forces, such as disbanding Royal Air Force Squadrons, cutting frigates, and reducing headcount across the board. As I would have guessed, this has prompted a lot of criticism from various quarters and no doubt some, if not all of it, is justified.

    However, rather than get into fine details of whether Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon is a strategic genius, sensible manager or weak fool (I report, you decide), I want to pose the question as to what sort of armed forces a libertarian-leaning government ought to have in place. (Use of mercenaries, perhaps?). Well, given that the first responsibility of any government is defence of the realm against attack, it is at least debateable whether an island nation like Britain requires, for example, a big army, an extensive airforce, or even a large navy with lots of aircraft carriers, and so on. So one could argue that the kind of armed forces envisaged by Blair's government might be appropriate for one restricted to a self defence role. (In reality I expect commenters to point out the many flaws in these plans. Please do).

    However what is obviously strange about the timing and nature of the cuts is that they come from a government not exactly shy of projecting force overseas for its liberal internationalist ends. For example, at times Blair's position on Iraq has been more to do with overthrowing thuggish regimes that attract his scorn rather than do so on the basis of Britain's long-term self defence needs. Such a view surely requires rather a big army, navy and air force. It also makes me wonder whether Britain any more has the ability to act as an independent military power in any meaningful sense. I doubt it. A friend of mine who has recently left the RAF says it is almost unthinkable that a Falkland Islands operation would be possible with today's force levels. Others I know who have served in the military tell me the same thing.

    There is also, one final long-term worry that I have. These cuts will further deter bright and capable young men and women from seeking a career in our forces, which require ever-higher levels of technical know-how while also drawing on the permanent need for courage and endurance. The message from these defence cuts is hardly going to get young folk to think about a career. I dreamed once of following my father into the RAF as a flyer. Now I am glad I did not. A shame. I'd have looked pretty nifty in that flying suit.

    July 20, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    "Changing a mindset"
    Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

    Monday night, I and Samizdata editors Perry de Havilland and Adriana Cronin-Lukas went to the House of Commons in London for the launch of the Hansard Society's new report on blogging. Pointing out what is wrong with the report will be tackled soon enough, but the overall message of the night is what really got to me - and not in a good way.

    The launch was being held in Westminster Hall, where the Hansard Society has set up an exhibition called House to Home: Bringing Parliament and people together. The first thing about this exhibition - after the huge plasma screens showing shots from parliamentary debates and self-conscious, empty elements like stacks of chairs hanging suspended from the ceiling - that caught my attention was the large banner telling us that "Politics matters". Not only that, but that "Politics shapes us as a society".

    You can imagine how we each reacted to that supposed axiom from the Hansard Society, the "independent, non-partisan educational charity"...whose exhibition just happened to be sponsored in part by the government's Department for Constitutional Affairs and the Electoral Commission.

    The information guide that accompanies the exhibition, copies of which were handed out to everyone present at the launch, contains even more such gems. First, some good news:

    If politics comes on the TV the first reaction of many of us is to switch over...'[O]fficial politics', the formal meetings and speeches that happen in Parliament and in Downing Street, is fast becoming a minority interest: and this worries us.

    Glad to hear it. But did you know that freedom of speech - along with freedom of religion and freedom to protest - is something we only have because of the government? According to the Hansard Society:

    Over time, Parliament has reached out to represent more and more of the people of the country, through the extension of the right to vote, to the granting of freedoms of speech, protest, religious practice and free education.

    Hmmm. Which one of these is not like the other? "Free" education is something to which each human being is entitled just by virtue of having been born, according to the "independent, non-partisan" Hansard Society's government-sponsored exhibition. The "educational charity" also informs us that it was the benevolent Parliament that recognised this in law - and that it was the benevolent Parliament that granted us freedom of speech, to protest, and to practice religion. What is more:

    [I]t is possible we could lend Parliament even more power to speak up for us.

    The Hansard Society has also provided a handy guide to "How to have your say," including tips on how to solve the vexing mystery of which constituency you live in. The guide advises us to decide which candidate and which party is most likely to speak up for what we believe in. But what if the answer is "none of the above"? Well:

    If none of the parties speak for you, stand for election yourself.

    Hey, that is helpful.

    Finally, on page ten of this pamphlet, the Hansard Society comes clean:

    This project is about changing a mindset.

    Indeed. It is about telling people that it is imperative that we "get involved" in the political process - because, don't you know, we would not have any rights if it were not for the government! And it is about freedom of expression being something that only politics can enable. As the Hansard Society puts it:

    [W]e need to explore ways to allow politics to give us greater opportunities to express our views.

    Because expressing one's views can only come about through the good grace of politicians. The scary thing is, the government is taking our money to fund the "non-partisan, independent" Hansard Society's efforts to spread this message. That is to say, British taxpayers are funding this "independent" propaganda machine.

    Ah, well. It was a night for such things. Walking along Victoria Street from the House of Commons, Perry snapped a photo for me of one of my most loathed views in London - a government propaganda ticker that repeats the same message over and over: "London is getting safer..."


    Still, the night was not all dispiriting. Leaving the House of Commons, I paused to admire a police guard's impressive guns - two Glocks in the holster and a machine gun thingy (that is the technical name, I believe) in his hands. He was eager to show them off to me, and seemed happy to encounter someone who had respect for the weapons and his proficiency with them. It was enough to make a crunchy granola gun-control activist weep - which was more than enough to make me smile.


    July 20, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Vote Conservative, Get a Socialist
    Antoine Clarke (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    I swear I was not going to bash the Tories this week!

    I was actually trawling the French news and looked forward to writing about some appalling corruption scandal. Well this [link in French] is close enough.

    It seems that the European People's Party (to which the British Conservatives belong) has done a deal with the European Socialist Party (to which the British Labour Party belongs) to ensure the election of a Socialist leader of the European Parliament: Josep Borrell Fontelles. In doing so they voted against the Polish former dissident Bronislav Geremek, who if this Communist denunciation is anything to go by, was obviously the right candidate to back.

    So all the protestations that the Conservatives would defend British interests are a load of cobblers. These people are an insult to invertebrates.

    It gets better, the French report says that the new President of the European Parliament (elected with the support of the European People's Party) is a man who comes from the left-wing of the Spanish Socialist Party and who had to quit Spanish politics because of a series of unfortunate misunderstandings over large sums of stolen taxpayers' money. I seem to recall that this was when the Governor of the Bank of Spain was filmed carrying suitcases of freshly printed bank notes to the Spanish Socialist Party Headquarters. The story was extensively covered at the time in El Mundo, the Spanish conservative daily newspaper. I forget if our new European Parliament President was personally involved (though the discreet shuffling of news reports suggests he may have been), but he certainly had to quit over that affair.

    So the British Conservatives are fighting our corner within the European People's Party? Nice one Michael Howard, I know exactly where we stand on the Conservative Party's policy on Europe.

    Support hard-core Socialists! Give fraudsters a second chance! Support even more European regulations and taxes! Vote Conservative!

    July 17, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    You can take that to the bank
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    Britain has been rocked this past week by shocking and totally unexpected revelations that have ripped apart the fabric of our national complacency and destablised our settled worldviews.

    Prior to this week, it was an unquestioned given that the British National Party was an organisation that was fully committed, both in principle and practice, to multiculturalism and ethnic diversity.

    But this article of faith has now been torn to shreds, thanks to the efforts of brave, crusading BBC reporter who went undercover to join the BNP and discovered (brace yourselves, please) that some BNP members are racist!!!!

    The evidence he collected includes one BNP member, Steve Barkham, confessing to a violent assault on an Asian man, and a prospective election candidate admitting to a campaign of pushing dog excrement through the front door of an Asian takeaway.

    I can hardly believe my own eyes and ears but I have to accept the terrible truth. We must be grateful to the BBC without whom we would all still be wallowing in ignorance and delusion.

    But now for the fallout. First to plummet to earth is the BNP's bankers, Barclays, which, doubtless reeling from the shock of discovering the awful reality, have closed the the BNP accounts:

    Barclays Bank moved to close accounts held by the British National party last night after its members were secretly filmed delivering racist tirades and admitting violence against Muslims.

    There is an argument that Barclays are entitled to refuse business on whatever basis they see fit but that argument only really works in a free market and there is nothing like a free market in banking services in this country. At best it is a state-backed cartel. If Barclays refuse to provide banking services to the BNP then it is going to prove next to impossible for the BNP to bank anywhere at all.

    The BNP can get along just fine without a bank account but what they cannot do is put candidates up for election, as they will not be able to comply with the requirements of the Electoral Commission. In effect, they will have been expunged from the democratic process.

    The absence of a BNP candidates on the ballot for the next election will not, of itself, cause me to lose much sleep but the disturbing implications could well keep me awake at night. First, there is the dangerous precedent. Anyone who thinks that Barclays action is merely coincidental with the BBC report is probably also the kind of person who is genuinely shocked to discover that the BNP are not an anti-racist group. No, this whole things smacks of coordination and, if it succeeds in removing the BNP from the political map, then it is surely a procedure that will be used again. The UK Independence Party is the obvious next target.

    Secondly, they may just make a mountain out of a molehill. Something like 800,000 people voted for the BNP in last month's regional elections. That is not an insignificant number. Their heads may well be stuffed full of odious and stupid ideas but their allegiance to the BNP is driven by their feelings of resentment and persecution; feelings which are only going to be reinforced and justified by their being (as they will surely see it) disenfranchised and robbed of their votes. Elections, whether local or national, are a safety valve whereby these people can let off steam without anyone getting hurt. Seal off that valve and the steam will find other outlets.

    If you think that BNP supporters are dangerous now....

    July 16, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    A shameful past
    Antoine Clarke (London)  How very odd! • UK affairs

    I have a confession to make.

    In May 1990, I contested a local election as a Conservative candidate for Fortune Green Ward in the London Borough of Camden. Had I won, I would have been a Borough councillor representing about 4,500 electors as a Conservative politician.

    It seems a Folkestone, Kent Conservative councillor also has some confessions to make.

    He said his convictions included death by dangerous driving, indecent assault, drugs possession, carrying a weapon and forgery.

    Richdale, an unemployed chef, confessed to using cannabis and amphetamines to control his alcoholic cravings, saying: "I am an alcoholic and I always will be but I haven't had a drink for 11 years."

    He admitted having sex with a girl of 14 and said: "She told me she was 15 but she was 14. She stayed at mine (home) and I woke up to find her having sex with me.

    "But I am not a sex case and I am not motivated by lust. I wish everyone was like me."

    Now I should point out that the lawful age of consent in England is 16, not 15 or 14. The language used by Councillor Robert Richdale in an interview to his local newspaper does not suggest the calibre of candidate that I would vote for. I also find the last two sentences of the quote completely at odds with any sense of personal responsibility. It never had occured to me before now that the closure of the Conservative Party's youth sections over the past 15 years might be a good idea, as a way of preventing child abuse.

    So next time a Conservative complains about the 'loony' ideas of libertarians I will not be thinking, perhaps we go a bit too far. The more I see them, the more I like my denunciation of "an unelectable shambles comprised largely of cretins, petty crooks, pompous buffoons and in-bred yahoos. I will take no lessons in morality or "coherent political philosophy" from a Tory.

    And that is before I look at the deplorable results in the by-elections tonight, where the Conservatives have made no headway whatsoever against Labour in the Midlands. The Conservatives cannot get one fifth of the vote in a Birmingham constitutency and cannot remotely challenge in Leicester, a city where three out of four MPs were Conservative during the 1980s.

    July 13, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    The coming storm: Lord Butler's Inquiry
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    Over at the Social Affairs Unit, there is an interesting digital publication called Butler's Dilemma: Lord Butler's Inquiry and the Re-Assessment of Intelligence on Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, by Professor Anthony Glees and Dr Philip Davies.

    Although the Butler Report comes out tomorrow, this interesting analysis actually explains the issues at hand. The first section is called The Whitewash Blues...

    July 10, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Who watches the watchdogs?
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    I wonder what that would be in Latin?

    Eamonn Butler on the Adam Smith Institute blog makes some interesting points about so-called consumer watchdog groups set up by the state. On one hand the state privatises because markets work better... and on the other it actually refuses to let markets do what only markets can do.

    July 07, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    The silent country
    David Carr (London)  Opinions on liberty • UK affairs

    As the sort-of unofficial Samizdata consiglieri, I have occasionally had to advise the editors about the laws that govern them things we can and cannot say. Fortunately, we have managed, thus far, to steer clear of unwelcome attention from the authorities.

    However, that task (and my sort-of job) could be about to become a degree of magnitude more difficult:

    Inciting religious hatred is to be made a criminal offence under plans unveiled by Home Secretary David Blunkett.

    The government failed to get laws introducing the offence passed by Parliament in the wake of the US terror attacks in 2001.

    In a speech in London, Mr Blunkett revived the proposals.

    He said he was returning to the plans as there was a need to stop people being abused or targeted just because they held a particular religious faith.

    As mentioned in the linked article, this proposal was first hastily put forward by David Blunkett as a knee-jerk response to the WTC attacks in 2001 and justified as necessary measure to counter the whirlwind of anti-Islamic hatred he believed was about to blow (but which never actually did).

    At the time, an outcry made him back down but once these ideas get into gear it is next to impossible to prevent them trundling forward. They are like cancer; you think you may be in remission only until such time as it comes creeping back.

    I have yet to see the draft legislation so I consider this to be an interim condemnation. However, if recent history is anything to go by, then the laws that finally get embossed onto the statute books will be badly drawn, inchoate and so indefinite in scope as to be open to alarmingly wide interpretation by a now thoroughly politicised police force and judiciary.

    Nor can we expect enforcement to be anything like fair (insofar as I am able to use that word at all in this context). Again, precedent indicates that it will range from selective to chaotic with the really nasty creatures going unscathed while the unlucky and politically easy targets have the book the thrown at them.

    As much as anyone, I love to lampoon the 'PC' culture but I don't much feel like laughing anymore. Current public discourse is already sufficiently timid and amaemic without further legal mechanisms designed to lock up our minds and sterilise our conversations. I do worry that the effect of all this will be that people eventually turn inwards to small groups of family and trusted friends, eschewing any sort of public life or discussion altogether for fear that it is just too risky.

    I realise that some may find these concerns a little overwrought but just as it takes time to construct the machinery of public control, so it takes time for the effects of that control to manifest themselves and a nation where people have to speak in whispers or codes is a despotic and unpleasant one regardless of how bouyant the economy may be.

    This is not what the future should be.

    July 07, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    The great UK marriage lottery
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    The wife of British footballer, Ray Parlour (of Arsenal) has won a landmark court award giving her an unprecedented right to take half of his future wage earnings. Already comments are flying out to the effect that this ruling makes a mockery of marriage arrangements, giving further amunition to gold-digging spouses with an eye on their partner's wealth.

    I do not know about the full particulars of the Parlour case - for all I know the ex-Mrs P. may have justice on her side - but developments like this make me fear for the future of marriage. Rulings like this give out a bad message, telling people that marriage is even more of a lottery than before and that a man or woman who hit difficulties in their relationship can endure heavy demands on their income for years to come. Given the pattern of child custody arrangements after divorce, I can predict that most of such heavy wage demands will be borne by men (though women could also be affected if they were divorced from a former "house husband").

    I would like to know what those with legal knowledge think about this ruling. Does it really fundamentally alter the marriage contract, and will it put potential super-high earners off marriage? What is for sure is that pre-nuptial agreements currently have no legal standing in Britain, as they do in some other countries, such as the United States.

    In my view, couples should be able to make whatever kind of marriage agreements that suit them best, such as pre-nups and the rest, and the State should be kicked out of the field. Another part of our life overdue, I feel, for a dose of Thatcherite privatisation.

    July 04, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    It's not fun to be in the Y-M-C-A
    David Carr (London)  Events • UK affairs

    The annual London Gay Pride march took place earlier today.

    Typically, I pay no heed to the occasion. This is partly due to the fact that I have no strong feelings about it one way or the other but also because it has now become just another piece in the cultural jigsaw of London life. A part of the social furniture really.

    However, now into my 3rd year as a blogger, I find that I have a heightened sense of curiosity so I wandered over to have a look at the promotional website.

    I rather regret bothering to do so as it makes excrutiating reading. Apparently as much devoted to disabled and asylum-seeker 'rights' as homosexual ones, every page drips with exquisitely pitched right-on-ness. In fact such is the extent of the dogmatically po-faced sincerity that some of it is unintentionally hilarious. For example, the line up of guest speakers includes:

    Ida Barr, artificial hip hop from Music Hall Veteran and Rally Compere.

    Now that means that Ms Barr plays hip hop music that is not genuine or does it mean that she merely hops around on an artificial hip? If the latter, then that is not what I call entertainment.

    Julie Felix, singing against inequality, injustice and war for the last 40 years.

    Clearly the number one choice when you really need to get the party swinging.

    Wesley Gryk, Solicitor for the UK Lesbian and Gay Immigration Group Gay Asylum seeker.

    If I made up a group called 'Gay Asylum seeker' (and I consider myself somewhat remiss for not having done so) then not only would I not be believed but I would also be pilloried for exaggeration and hate speech.

    There is no mention anywhere of any stop-the-war or anti-globo ranters but given their leech-like ability to latch themselves onto any passing warm-blooded creatures it would not surprise me in the least to find out that a whole sackload of them had tagged along for the ride as well.

    There is nothing here about pride, much less freedom of association or individual sovereignty. This is all about group-think and the fostering of grievance cultures. What was once an understandable public protest against unjustifiable persecution has become a portmanteau of victimologies. It is as if the organisers are seeking to stitch together some coalition of alleged unfortunates with the thread of an earnestly cultivated sense of self-pity.

    There was a time (and not all that long ago either) when homosexual men in this country were unfairly treated by the state so I fail to understand what is so attractive about revelling in an alleged pariah status that is demonstrably no longer the case. If homosexuals who are inclined to buy into this sophistry could learn to chuck it off and just live their lives, then that really would be a liberation.

    July 01, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Less bang for your buck
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    The animal welfare charity, the RSPCA, wants lawmakers to ban 'non-official' firework displays and outlaw sales of fireworks which make very loud bangs, due to the distress this causes to dogs, cats and other animals, including livestock.

    Now, it would be dead easy for we libertarians to immediately characterise this sort of thing as the obsession of a bunch of control freaks who want to remove our fun. I can certainly see that point. As a kid, I loved the annual Bonfire Night firework display of November 5, when my dad invariably built an enormous fire at our farm and let off vast numbers of fireworks.

    But libertarians are also conscious of the issue of property rights. If I am a dog owner, and I do not want my canine companion to be traumatised by loud bangs coming from my neighbour's property, can and should I be able to find a way to get the noise stopped? Do repeated loud noises constitute an invasion of my property rights? Or should I be able to make some kind of agreement, perhaps even involving money? For example, the firework lovers could offer a neighbour a cash sum, or offer to take the neighbour's pets to a kennel home (soundproofed!) for the evening?

    Sound 'pollution' can be hard to enforce via property rights, but that does not mean it would be impossible to do so. So at the risk of attracting the ire of firework nuts, I sympathise with this particular RSPCA cause, but obviously vastly prefer solutions which mean that enthusiasts of firework displays, both amateur and official, can enjoy a party while their neighbours' pets are not sent into agonies.

    June 30, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Social Injustice
    Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

    A new study, based upon the census date from 1991 and 2001, has concluded that New Labour's redistributive policies and demands for social justice, have failed to halt the long-term trend towards greater inequality. If you live in the South, in the countryside or the suburb and are well-educated, you are likely to be richer and healthier.

    In our post-Christian society, the researchers have still taken the biblical warning that the poor will always be present to heart. Of course, they now have to redefine the poverty in order to substantiate their conclusion that Britain is more unequal:

    The poverty measure used is the Breadline Britain measure This defines a household as poor if the majority of people in Britain, at the time of calculation, would think that household to be poor

    Britain is more unequal because the majority of the population have concluded that it has become more unequal. Hmmm...

    Nevertheless, there are stretches of genuine poverty in Britain where families will go hungry for the sake of their children.

    The research appeared to confirm other reports earlier this month which showed that about half of Glasgow's population lived in deprived areas, with many parents going hungry in order to feed their children.

    The actions of parents in such straitened circumstances are admirable, but their sacrifice is surely unnecessary. It is another example of socialism condemning the past and endeavouring to repeat it.

    Shouldn't advocates of social justice campaign for the abolition of the Common Agricultural Policy and the removal of all EU tariffs on agricultural products, providing cheaper food for all, especially the deprived of Glasgow, who are going hungry in the 21st century?

    June 30, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Gone batty
    David Carr (London)  Opinions on liberty • UK affairs

    Meanwhile, in Gotham City:

    People who kill bats or destroy their roosts are to be targeted in a nationwide police campaign.

    Officers are to be trained in how to investigate damage to roosts as part of Operation Bat, which is officially launched on Wednesday.

    Police will also be warning builders, roofers and pest control workers that it is a crime to destroy bat roosts.

    Ker-pow! Take that, you builders. Spla-tt! Not so fast, roofer-man. Ka-boom! It's the Gotham City jail for you, pest control worker.

    Conservationists hope the crackdown will help protect dwindling native numbers of the nocturnal mammal.

    With the added benefit of thwarting the fiendish plans of The Joker, The Riddler and The Penguin.

    Surely you do not have to be Superhero to appreciate that the very essence of private property is exclusivity. That means the owner is entitled to eject all manner of other living things regardless of the number of legs and wings they possess. Otherwise, what is the point of private property? If we are obliged to maintain our homes as wildlife sanctuaries then we may as well revert to living in forests under the shelter of banana leaves.

    Never mind the 'dwindling native numbers of nocturnal mammals', what about the dwindling native numbers of property rights?

    I just hope that these apparently well-connected 'conservationists' do not take it into their heads to add wasps, rats or cockroaches to their little list.

    June 28, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    The great British pension swindle
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    The business and economics sections of the press have been dominated by the problems of private pensions in recent months. Once a dull-as-ditchwater subject about which journalists and the public showed little interest, the state of our retirement nest eggs is now a major policy issue. Hundreds of blue-chip British firms have shut pension plans to new staff, such as those which offer to pay a benefit linked to final salary at retirement age. Some workers even suffered the torment of losing all their accumulated pension when their sponsoring firms went to the wall. All in all, it has been an alarming time for those dreaming of retirement.

    But to read the media, you would hardly know that the biggest pension scandal of all is in the state system. James Bartholomew, writing in the Sunday Telegraph, pens a scorching denunciation of state pensions. He points out that we are told by the experts that retirement ages will have to rise, and, to be fair, improved life expectancy (surely a triumph of health and living standards rather than a problem) makes that a sensible option. But taxpayers who paid their national "insurance" contributions are being told that the state is welshing on its side of the bargain. If a private business operated on the same basis as the government did with tax-funded pensions, the directors would be sent to jail for mis-selling on an epic scale.

    Reform of our creaking state pensions system remains one of the most intractable public policy issues of the age. The destination -- a system of privately held accounts may be obvious to a free market zealot like me, but getting there is going to be very, very hard unless politicians have the sense, and the courage, to scrap all taxes on savings income and capital gains to make widespread long term private saving a reality.

    The present state of affairs cannot endure.

    June 26, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    What we are up against
    David Carr (London)  Health • UK affairs

    I am going to have to find some new term to adequately describe the condition of ignorance that renders its sufferers unable to comprehend the inevitable truth that state-control means political control.

    A shining example of this tragically far-too-common form of myopia can be found in one of today's letters to the UK Times [note: link may not work for non-UK readers]:

    Sir, Once again the NHS is set fair to become the filling in the Labour and Conservative policy sandwiches, and yet neither party recognises that the biggest problem besetting the service is the very political control each espouses.

    Health, like broadcasting, is too important to be the political football of major parties during the first skirmishes of an impending general election. The NHS needs a charter, it needs sensitive management, it needs to value and cherish its long-suffering staff and, above all, it needs to be isolated from the political process.

    The man who wrote this letter is a doctor and is, therefore, unlikely to be either dim-witted or uneducated. Yet, he passionately demands (and no doubt expects) a government-run health service that is somehow 'isolated from the political process'.

    I have penned a letter of response to the Times pointing out that the only way to get politics out of healthcare is to de-nationalise it and allow provision to be bought and sold on the free market. However, I do not expect the editors of the Times will be inclined to publicise such heretical and 'extreme' views.

    June 24, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    The fight for the Telegraph
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  Media & Journalism • UK affairs

    The Barclay brothers have won the fight for the Daily and Sunday Telegraph (the leading Conservative newspapers in Britain), I welcome this victory as the leading counter bidder (at least the one that made the most noise) was the company behind the Daily Mail - a fanatically anti-American newspaper.

    My attitude towards the victory of the Barclay brothers (or rather the defeat of the Daily Mail) may suprise those people who think that my doubts about the policy of war and my dislike of President Bush indicate anti-Americanism. However, a good look at the Daily Mail would show such people what real anti-Americanism is like.

    By the way, the Daily Mail is not a socialist newspaper (at least not in the way the word 'socialist' is normally understood) it is part of a different tradition of statism.

    June 20, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    The EU needs Britain far more than Britain needs the EU
    Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • Globalization/economics • UK affairs

    David Smith, the economics editor for the Sunday Times, has a splendid article on his personal blog, Economics UK, about why the Eurosceptic approach is the economically rational one.

    Britain’s unemployment rate, on a comparable basis, is 4.8%, against 9.4% in France and 9.8% in Germany. Unemployment stands at under half the EU average. Per capita gross domestic product in Britain, according to a new report from Capital Economics, is higher at $30,200 (£16,440), than Germany’s $29,200 or France’s $28,500.

    The economic momentum is with us. Britain has been growing continuously for 12 years, during which time other EU countries have suffered at least one recession and in some cases two. The sick man of Europe has made a remarkable recovery.

    Of course the economic argument for Britain being in the EU (as opposed to some EFTA-like agreement) was always tosh. Switzerland anyone? It is now highly visible tosh.

    Here on Samizdata.net we may decry the regulatory idiocy of the Labour government but clearly things are even worse in Euroland, and at least if more sovereignty is maintained at the UK level, more of the damage can be undone at the UK level rather than locked in by remote stasis oriented Europe wide institutions. All the EU has to offer is corruption, stagnation and regulation. No thanks.

    June 19, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Phoney arguments and real treaties
    Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    I am glad to see I am not the only one who thinks the frequently reported 'sharp exchanges' between Blair and Chirac (or Shröder) are a phoney as a three pound note. Some of the commenters here on Samizdata.net seems to have taken a similar view as has the Daily Telegraph opinion leader article.

    At EU summits, there is always a row and always a deal – and the European constitution negotiations did not disappoint. Tony Blair's spin doctors did not quite say, "Gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here," but he was, apparently, battling like Henry V against the French and also the Germans. But he signed the constitution anyway, even though last week's election results clearly show he had no mandate to do so. There was something distinctly phoney about the row.

    Indeed. The fact having 'rows' with the French and Germans is good for the standing of a British leader hardly needs explaining. Yet the fact is that regardless of the acrimony, the deals still seem to get signed. 'Red line' after red line gets laid down, acclaimed by both supporters and people who should know better: "Thus far and no further!" cries our plucky Leader of the Day. Which of course really means "only thus far this time". Just wait a year or two and the process can be repeated yet again and a little more agreed, once the 'red lines' of yesteryear have vanished down the memory hole.

    Forget the rhetoric, if you want to know the truth, just look for the signatures on the treaties. The rest is just so much verbal fart gas.

    June 19, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Carousing with the ghost of a free trade hero
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    We recently marked the 200th anniversary of the birth of the 19th century free trade reformer, classical liberal and ardent anti-interventionist politician, Richard Cobden. Cobden rose from conditions of poverty that would have crushed lesser spirits to become one of the greatest advocates of laissez faire capitalism and globalisation to have ever lived. Along with fellow liberal John Bright, Cobden created the anti-Corn Law League, one of the most successful pressure groups in British history. The Corn Law protectionist measures were eventually swept away by Tory Prime Minister Robert Peel in 1846, helping to set the stage for the mid-century industrial boom. (Peel is also one of my few historical political heroes). Cobden opposed protectionism and explained the benefits of free trade with a passion and energy that puts our timid politicians of today to shame.

    So it was rather fitting to have just spent a most enjoyable evening listening to live jazz and sipping champagne in one of London's oldest private member clubs, known as The Cobden Club. Located near the Paddington area of west London, and founded as a working man's club in the Victorian age, it has now morphed into a comfortable bar and restaurant complete with a separate dance floor for those inclined. I like the way that the Victorian architecture has been retained, with wonderful tall ceilings and fittings, combined with plenty of modern touches and colourful prints on the walls. The atmosphere is very 'chilled out' and relaxing. I love its big comfy armchairs into which you can sink while sipping a coffee or brandy in the company of friends. It is also unpretentious and lacks the stuffy atmosphere one finds in some of the clubs around Mayfair, for example.

    I like to think that the spirit of the great man would have smiled at the thought of a Samizdata blogger carousing in the club that bore his name, since I very much doubt whether 90 percent of its clientele have ever heard of Richard Cobden, and his standing as a magnificent advocate of classical liberalism.

    June 18, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    The last battle is at hand
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    An EU Constitution has been agreed, sort of, and now a powerful section of the political establishment will begin the process of spinning it as 'a great victory for Britain' because it will not immediately wipe out the ability of British people to have at least a little influence over the laws under which they live. And in other parts of Europe, the same constitution will be spun as 'moving Europe closer to complete union'. It is like a vast edifice growing ever taller by the year, a great movable siege tower surrounded by a fog of graft and corruption and expense accounts.

    But it is a constitution quite unlike the more famous US one. The EU constitution will incorporate, amongst other things, the essence of the Charter of Fundamental Rights, which requires not that the state refrain from making laws in many areas of life but that laws be mandated to ensure 'rights'. This includes such wonders as the 'right to education' including the phrase "this right includes the possibility to receive free compulsory education" (which is of course not in fact free at all and suggests we have a 'right to be compelled'). And wonders of double talk such as:

    Equality between men and women must be ensured in all areas, including employment, work and pay. The principle of equality shall not prevent the maintenance or adoption of measures providing for specific advantages in favour of the under-represented sex.

    So the much awaited document will prohibit discrimination between men and women... unless it is decided to pass laws requiring discrimination between men and woman. Clearly the Charter of Fundamental Rights which the new EU Constitution will aim to enforce is nothing less that the 'right' to require all European states to maintain regulatory welfare states. The much vaunted priests of democracy want to make sure that the constitution ensures that all you can vote for is who gets to regulate you rather than whether or not you will be regulated at all.

    It is not too late for Britain but the last bastion is indeed the one on which the battle will be fought. Perhaps, just perhaps, when comes time for the UK referendum, that vast and growing tower will be struck by lightning and come crashing down.

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    June 17, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Send a message to the Catholic Church in England
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    I have known for quite a while that the hierarchy of Roman Catholic Church in England has decided that it no longer wishes the Church to be a force for moral suasion but would rather simply act as a political lobby, seeking to use the force of the state to compel behaviour it approves of rather than allow moral choices to remain in hands of thier parishioners (or anyone else for that matter). It is good to see articles in the mainstream press saying much the same thing and holding them up to a spotlight.

    I would hope that Roman Catholics who view the political secularisation of their church do not just meekly sit in their pews and listen to the advocacy of coercive statism without a murmur. If the Church wants to act like a political organisation, people should have no compunction treating them like nothing more than that... and there are few ways better to get an institution's undivided attention than starving it of funds.

    If the leaders of the Church in England want the state to take your money regardless of how you feel about that, rather than bending their efforts to urging you to give it to charitable works of you own free will, then might I suggest to Church-goers that they remember that when the collection plate comes around during mass... but do not just decline to part with your funds, tell your priest that you will not do so and why.

    June 14, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    The Liberal Democrats
    Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  UK affairs

    If you meet Liberal Democrats trying to claim that after the local government elections that Britain now has three-party politics, tell them that after the European elections it actually has four-party politics; and their party is fourth.

    I have long thought that Liberal-Democrats deserved to be rounded up and kept in high security prisons. However, a friend suggests a more useful alternative. Why don't we use genetic engineering to breed a four-headed hydra with the likenesses of Hayek, von Mises, Friedman and Reagan? It could seek out Liberal Democrats, wrap itself around them, and suck the collectivism out of them. The discarded husks could then be shredded and recycled as packaging for the fast food industry.

    June 14, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Three Party Politics, eh?
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs
    The story of the next general election is one of three party politics
    Charles Kennedy, Liberal Democrat leader

    Sure, Tories, Labour and... UKIP?

    June 11, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    The story is what is hardly being covered in the Press
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    The UKIP has just become a significant force in British politics. Will it last? I have no idea. But the fact is that the UKIP is now a major player in the European Parliament and allegedly gained almost 16% of the vote where they stood.

    And yet this appearance of a new political force in Britain seems to be almost a footnote in most of the articles in the press. Oh, it is being covered, but the fact this upstart party is being examined in such muted matter is itself quite worth pondering. Although I am hardly an uncritical admirer of the UKIP in many ways, I do share their antipathy to the EU and I think that their success does show that a deep vein of disaffection is beginning to come to the surface even amongst Britain's typically ovine electorate.

    And the fact the sensationalist British press is not treating this into a sensation is itself rather interesting.

    June 10, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Mixed feeling at election time
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    It will be very interesting to see what happens in the election in Britain today... As I have written before I would like to see the UKIP cut into the Tory vote in the hope of that moving them in a more Eurosceptic direction.

    But part of me would be just as happy to see a nice low turn out as people find a better use of their time than voting for which group of control obsessed kleptos get to exercise their looting rights. Sadly the use of postal ballots looks like it might actually increase 'turn out'. Too bad.

    June 09, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    This town needs an enema
    David Carr (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    Britain goes to the polls tomorrow to elect a round of representatives for the European Parliament, for UK Local Authorities and the office of Mayor of London.

    Or, more accurately, about one-third of Britain goes to the polls. The other two-thirds cannot be bothered and, while I entirely sympathise with their attitude of non-engagement, it is my intention to buck the trend and cast my vote. I will explain.

    I have never even attempted to conceal my contempt for the 'democratic process' as presently configured. In modern parlance, 'democracy' has become a euphamism for the perpetuance of a permanent political class, devoted to conducting their mischief without hindrance, objection or opposition. When all political candidates are required to sign up to a rigidly conformist and hegemonic agenda, the process of voting becomes a waste of time. At best, it is endorsement of the status quo, a rubber-stamped approval for 'business as usual'.

    However, I am not averse to using existing mechanisms to achieve ends of which I approve and I would be churlish to deny that there are times when a convergence of circumstances gives rise to interesting opportunities to give that boring, monochromatic old status quo a damned good kicking.

    Tomorrow is just such a time for there appears to be something of a headwind building up behind the UK Independence Party. If various well-publicised opinion polls are to be believed, then it is entirely possible that UKIP could shove the execrable Liberal Democrats into third place and possibly even nip the buttocks of the milquetoast Conservative opposition. That makes them a cause worth voting for.

    A number of people have been quick to point out that some of UKIP's policies may be regarded as highly illiberal (e.g. they favour immigration controls) and quite inconsistent with a free society. That may well all be true but, that fact is that I simply do not care because their flagship, numero uno policy, nay their raisons d'etre is British withdrawal from the shoddy, cankerous mess of the European Union. The rest does not matter (and, besides, UKIP are probably no more hostile to immigration than is our current Labour Home Secretary).

    With all the other political candidates offering a choice between spending squinty-million-billion on the public sector or spending squinty-million-billion-zillion on the public sector, the heretical bad-boys of UKIP shine with the enticing lustre of a semi-buried precious gem. Having endured the slings, arrows, barbs and whale-harpoons of sustained media hostility, they are the ones who are truly up for a scrap. Phooey to all this dull 'consensus', UKIP are riding into town looking for trouble. Even their list of '5 Essential Freedoms' includes 'Freedom from Political Correctness'. I have no idea what they mean by this and, possibly, neither do they but it's fighting-talk and refreshing as a shower of lemon zest.

    I doubt very much whether they will ever form a government but this bunch of quarellsome bruisers is squaring up to the effete political establishment and I love them for it. A good result for them tomorrow will have the scions of the media/political nomenklatura running around sqauwking like a load of indignant hens ("abolish UKIP", "abolish voting", "abolish Britain"..."waaaahhhhhh") and for that spectacle alone it would be worth voting for them.

    But it is worth voting for them for other reasons too. A solid UKIP vote tomorrow will not herald any revolutions. Nor will it prove the catalyst for any material change either in the short term or possibly at all. It will not even reverse or slow down the disastrous process of political integration in Europe. But what it will do is to puncture the smug confidence of the ruling guard and remind them that they may not always have things quite so under control. It will send a ripple of fear through the corridors of comfortably assumed power and make their cherished orthodoxies look just a little vulnerable. In the words of Jack Nicholson in 'Batman': "This town needs an enema".

    Tomorrow we have an opportunity to light a candle instead of just cursing the darkness. I have impotently cursed the darkness for far too long. Now is the time to light candles. Many, many candles.

    June 09, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    A whiff of panic in the Tory Party?
    Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    Tory leader Michael Howard is now loudly stressing his Eurosceptic credentials' as the Euro elections come closer and it looks like the UKIP will be seriously cutting into the Tory vote.

    Of course talk is cheap and the only way the Tory Party is ever going to actually become a genuine (rather than a tactical) Eurosceptic party is if the party's very survival and the jobs and pay checks of its professional politicos is actually put in real, rather than potential, jeopardy... and there is only one way to do that.

    Do not reward a decade of duplicity with a mindlessly tribal vote for the Conservatives. If you are going to vote at all, vote UKIP tomorrow.

    June 08, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Bleeding shame
    David Carr (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

    Whoever came up with all this tosh about the world being a 'global village'? Seems to me that different parts of the world have a very different way of going about things.

    In Saudi Arabia, a BBC reporter gets gunned down and lies bleeding in the street:

    Police said Mr Gardner tried to get bystanders to help him as he lay wounded in the street by crying out that he was a Muslim.

    Now I like to think that here in dear old Blighty, we would rush to the aid of a badly wounded human being regardless of his religion.

    Oh, unless the police are around to stop us:

    A police force was accused yesterday of waiting too long to act after a shooting at a family barbecue left two sisters dead. One witness claimed that their lives could have been saved.

    Roy Gibson, 70, said he spent an hour waiting for help to arrive as he tried to save one of the women. Paramedics were prevented from entering until Thames Valley Police had completed a one-hour assessment of any further risk to life.

    By which time, there was definitely no risk to life because the victims were no longer alive.

    June 07, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    A horrible sight in central London.
    Michael Jennings (London)  UK affairs

    While elections for the British national government are not due until 2006, there are lots of less important elections. This week, we get to vote for the mayor of London, various other local government positions, and for the European parliament. As television and radio political advertising is illegal in Britain (yes, really) we are not bombarded with media political campaigning the way people are in the US or in my native Australia. But one gets to see bits of campaigning just the same.

    As it happens, I was today having lunch in a cafe in Tottenham Court Road in central London. As I was doing so, a large open topped double decker bus with lots of balloons on it, and various people standing on top came down the street. Yes, it was the RESPECT coalition, George Galloway's bunch of anti-war anti-American anti-Blair pro-Saddam Hussein idiotarians. And there was George himself standing on top.

    Delightful. I was sitting in the sun, having a pleasant lunch, and I was given the added opportunity to make rude gestures at George Galloway, which I proceeded to do. I would have also liked to have shouted something along the lines of "Go to prison you treasonous money grubbing genocidal dictator loving scumbag" or something like that. However, I was sitting with an Arab friend of mine with whom political discussions are sometimes interesting and who had been nice enough to pay for my mushroom ravioli, and I really didn't want to cause a scene.

    Sadly, the belt buckle on my digital camera's case recently broke, and as a consequence I did not have the camera with me and I thus did not manage to get a photograph of this tremendous piece of political action. Remind me to get the strap fixed.

    June 06, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    The big pay off
    David Carr (London)  Health • UK affairs

    Compared to the length of time it took to hike up the taxes on tobacco, alcohol and petroleum, the great 'junk food' shakedown has been completed in remarkably quick time. HMG is clearly honing its modus operandi down to a fine art: [note: link to UK Times may not be available to readers based outside the UK]

    BRITAIN’S biggest food companies are to be told by the government to pay an “anti-obesity” levy to fund new sports centres or face punitive laws restricting advertising, marketing and labelling.

    Firms such as McDonald’s, Walkers and Cadbury Schweppes are to be asked to contribute tens of millions of pounds towards the sports facilities. The government is set to provide £1m for the scheme for every £3m pledged by the food industry. It will be used to build sports centres, gyms, football pitches and tennis courts.

    The food industry confirmed this weekend that it was preparing to co-operate with ministers and could provide hundreds of millions of pounds to fend off regulation.

    Of course, I knew this was coming but not even I was prepared for the ugly truth to be revealed quite this rapidly. The Treasury must be desperate for the cash.

    Yes, it really was only a few short weeks ago that I noticed the wave of 'shock, horror' articles about an 'obesity crisis' ripple right through the Fourth Estate like an electro-magnetic pulse. From out of the blue, every single news organ in the land was suddenly brimming with distraught editorials about how fat all 'our children' were becoming and what could be done about it. Some blamed the food industry, some blamed the public, some blamed advertising, some blamed George Bush, everyone blamed 'rampant capitalism' (as if we have even a faint prospect of such a thing) and former Tory cabinet minister, Norman Tebbit, brought a twitch to everyone's jowls by blaming it on homosexuals.

    It all felt far too co-ordinated to be either genuine or the mere manifestation of some form of mass hysteria. In fact, it was neither. It was a deliberate, well-planned and professionally executed 'softening up' operation designed to smooth the political path for the pay-off of a 'junk food' levy.

    There is no 'obesity crisis'. It is, and always has been, a fictional hobgoblin to be exploited for maximum fiscal effect and now that endgame has been achieved, press coverage of the 'obesity crisis will suddenly vanish as quickly and mysteriously as it appeared. Job done (at least until such time as an increase in the tax is required).

    But even if 'our children' were as dumpy as has been so mischieviously claimed, they are going to get thinner now for sure. The tax on the profits of food producers will be passed onto consumers who will now have to pay significantly higher prices for their weekly shopping. As with all such extortions, it is those on fixed or low incomes who will be hit the hardest.

    Nor are they to be compensated by the appearance of any brand, spanking new sports facilities which, I predict, will never materialise. A few crumbs of the cash will go to the appointment of some Real Sports Advisers as a Potemkin show, but the lion's share of the money will simply be poured into the great, sucking black-hole of the public sector and lost. That is how it goes in Britain.

    So now that our wonderful, caring government has finally solved the 'obesity crisis', all that remains is for us to speculate as to what private sector industry is next on the list for a shakedown. At a rough guess, I'd say telecommunications. There is an awful lot of money sloshing around in that sector right now and that makes it a very tempting target. I do not yet know what pretext will be employed but I am in no doubt whatsoever that it will somehow involve 'our children'.

    June 05, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Brown in the dumps
    Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

    Is Gordon Brown the most irresponsible Chancellor the UK has ever had? So asks Michael Becket, author of Starting Your Own Business, in this month's issue of Director magazine, published by the Institute of Directors for its members - sorry, but there is no online version. According to Becket:

    Despite promising not to raise income tax, Brown has done just that, by not increasing allowances in line with earnings, by raising [National Insurance] by 10 per cent, and by other stealthy changes...

    Having enticed small businesses to incorporate by tax incentives, Brown has now closed the trap by imposing a 19 per cent tax on their dividends. Failing to reinvest profits instead of paying themselves was one reason given to directors. But how can the owner of a company with a £10,000 profit afford to eat and invest as well?

    People are saving less and putting aside less money for their old age. By stopping pension funds from reclaiming tax on dividends, Brown extracted £5bn a year from the pensions industry. A typical 30-year-old now needs to put an extra £200 a year aside for the whole of his working life to offset that one move. Peps and Tessas were taxed and replaced with Isas, but the amount eligible for tax-free savings has been steadily whittled away...

    What makes Brown's policies appear so irresponsible is that they are the opposite of what the country desperately needs. This grab-what-you-can attitude has many consequences, but few discuss the indirect effect on business.

    Fewer savers and smaller pension funds mean less investment for industry... It could also mean less cash for buying shares. It is also possible that it will become more difficult to raise money, especially since business angels will also be taxed out of the market.

    A more obvious consequence is the burden to the taxpayer of an increasingly aged population - particularly one that has not been able to save sufficiently for retirement. We are constantly being warned about the "demographic time bomb" when the baby boomers become pensioners in the next few years, with fewer young people to support them. If these people are forced to depend on public benefit, requiring a wide range of help from pensions to health care, the level of taxes on individuals and businesses will rise to an intolerable level.

    Yet there seems no alternative prospect. Such policies could amount, in the long term, to our children labouring without return in an impoverished business environment. Pensioners will live on a pittance in ill-health as their pensions get eroded and the NHS turns from a sick joke to full-blown disaster.

    Well, that is all very cheering for a British taxpayer to read. I take no convincing on the points that the government is bang out of order in what it takes from us, that the state is forcing people to rely on public benefit, and that the NHS sucks. What I want to know is whether Michael Becket is right: Is Gordon Brown the most irresponsible Chancellor this country has ever had?

    June 04, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    The myth of the "wasted vote"
    Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

    Whenever, as is happening just now, a small Political Party seems about to get a big result, the Big Parties orate loudly about how a vote for the Small [fill in the name of the small party] Party will be a "wasted vote". What does this mean?

    To me what it means is that the Big Parties have run out of good arguments to stop people voting for this Small Party in embarassingly unsmall numbers, and are instead resorting to a ridiculous argument which they hope will pack a punch despite the fact that it makes no sense whatever.

    A large number of people in Britain have just recently realised that Britain is in the process of becoming a small clutch of provinces of a new country, EUrope. They have never wanted this, but until recently they did not notice that it was happening, so they saw no need to vote against it. Now they realise that it is happening, despite all the mendacious protestations of the Big Parties, and a Small Party has stepped forward to enable them to register their disapproval. And depending on how many people vote for the Small Party, the Big Parties will either perhaps change their policy of British provincialism, or definitely not change it.

    If all they did at elections was announce the winner, like on Oscar night, this "wasted vote" argument might have some force. But as it is, every vote is not only counted, but every total is announced, and scrutinised, and analysed. Any detectable surges of opinion are most definitely taken into account, even if only by the Big Parties concocting some different lies to replace their old ones.

    To get more serious, and to prove my point by taking it to an absurd extreme, suppose that UKIP got absolutely no votes at all at the forthcoming elections, local and European. Would this be a result no different from UKIP getting the number they are actually going to get, namely quite a lot? Would that make no difference? You get my point, I hope. And if a large difference in the UKIP vote would definitely have a large consequence, then it surely follows that a small difference (the difference that one voter makes by voting UKIP or not or the case may be) makes a small difference.

    It is being argued that more UKIP Members of the EUroParliament will not be able to do anything of consequence there, on account of disbelieving in the place. Nonsense. They will gather reports and anecdotes galore about EUro-ghastliness. They will learn more about how the EUro-system works, and get that much cleverer at fouling it up. Of course they will be able to do things to serve the purposes of themselves and of those who vote for them.

    And besides, is a vote for a Big Party any less of a "wasted" vote than for a Small Party? Voting is not betting on a horse in a horse race, where you get actual money back if you back the winner, but nothing if you do not. So, you voted for The Government, did you? Well con bleeding gratulations. Try not to spend it all at once.

    More fundamentally, why would voting for what you do believe in, and being counted and seen to have voted for what you believe in, be more of a "waste" than voting for what you do not believe in, merely because what you do not believe in is more likely to win? How in the world is that getting more of what you want?

    In short, and not for the first time in my life (or the last time in my life I dare say), I agree with Perry de Havilland.

    June 03, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Emigration from the UK
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    I am watching a television show on Channel 4 at the moment about how an English couple fare in foresaking the home comforts and routine of life in Essex for the risk-taking venture of running a sailing school in the Canary Islands. As a keen yachtsman myself, I identified quite a lot with the guy who became fed up with a routine day job and dreamed of making a living in the sun. This television show, called No Going Back, has featured a number of couples, mostly young, who have emigrated in the search for a dream job.

    In many cases, the people selected for the shows chose to go overseas either because they were bored with life in Britain, fed up with their jobs, their neighourhood, and tempted by the glossy magazine images of life abroad. But the programme makers never directly asked any of them if other factors drove them abroad, such as rising domestic taxes and regulations on business, or the rising level of crime and sliding quality of schooling for their children. Maybe this sort of stuff was considered a bit too political in what are essentially 'fly on the wall' documentaries about ordinary folk striving after a dream.

    What is clear, more broadly, is that a lot of my fellow Britons have had enough of life in this damp little island off the European continent and want out. Some of the issues I mentioned in the previous paragraph have something to do with it. There have in the past, and indeed now, been examples of some of Britain's best scientists and entrepreneurs leaving the UK for friendlier and more lucrative places abroad. There is also the simple fact that Britain is so densely populated. It is hard to convey to those who have never been here and who live in big nations just how crowded the UK is, particularly in the economically vibrant bits, such as London and the southeast.

    I would love to go and work abroad, if only to savour the experience of living in another land and broadening my horizons. I would, however, like to think that I take such a step for the positive reasons of spreading my wings, rather than because I have been pushed to despair by the state of this nation.

    Of course, in years to come, Channel 4 may be screening a show about how a young couple from Essex packed up their belongings and decided to 'start over' in the recently terraformed Mars.

    May 31, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    If you care about the Tory Party, vote UKIP
    Perry de Havilland (London)  UK affairs

    Before I proceed, let me make several things clear... Firstly, although I have a certain fondness for Mrs. T (that whole 'facing down communism at the crucial moment in history' thing cuts you a great deal of slack with me), I am not a Tory: I just happen to think Britain needs an effective and differentiated opposition party. Secondly, I personally do not vote for anyone as I am opposed the entire system of kleptocratic populism called 'democracy', particularly as it is practiced in Britain... but as I realise as I cannot wish it away, I have to address democratic politics. Thirdly, although I find Roger Knapman pretty impressive for what I have heard of his views so far, I also think some of the things certain members of the United Kingdom Independence Party stands for are truly odious and amongst its ranks are to be found no small number of crackpots, conspiracy theorists and crypto-fascists.

    I mention that last point because if you are going to vote for the Tory Party (and therefore obviously hold democratic politics and the Tory Party in vastly higher esteem than I do), you might do well to ask yourself why are you voting Tory?

    If it is because you like the idea of broadsheet reading Grandees with their safe pair of hands on the tiller of state and trust them to do whatever they see fit in your name (i.e. you are a Ted Heath/Michael Heseltine/Chris Patten fan and therefore support Labour Party-Lite), then please stop reading now and piss off, I am not talking to you... and anyway, what on earth are you doing reading a blog like Samizdata.net which is written by people like myself who utterly despise you?

    If however you vote Tory because you think the Anglosphere approach of not conflating state and society is vastly preferable to the state-centred systems which generally prevail in Continental Europe... or you have the notion that British politics of any sort should be made in Britain rather than Brussels (and yes, I suppose I am talking to no small number of Labour supporters here too)... then you have a very simple decision to make.

    If you want force to the Tory Party to support traditional civil society rather than have it do nothing mote than debate the speed with which Britain acquiesces to a regulated and therefore politicised existence more in tune with Continental norms... then you must send the message that continued support for Euro-statism is not acceptable to you. And the only way you can do that is not just to abstain, but to vote for the UKIP. Only that sends an unmistakable message why you did not vote for them.

    And if by doing that you cause the Tory Party to lose to Labour yet again... so what? If you care enough about the Tory Party, you will do whatever it takes to demonstrate the electoral cost of saying platitudes like 'In Europe but not ruled by Europe' whilst demurring to regulation after regulation from Europe which indeed amounts to being ruled by it.

    Vote UKIP, at least until you have clubbed some sense back into the Tory Party.

    May 29, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Here comes Tax Freedom Day in the UK...
    Perry de Havilland (London)  Globalization/economics • UK affairs

    ...3 days later than last year. The Adam Smith Institute has announced that this year's Tax Freedom Day will be tomorrow, 30th May 2004.

    The ASI calculates this every year, providing a useful measure of one of the ways in which the state reduces liberty, destroys wealth and lowers overall living standards.

    As usual, Tax Freedom Day attracts quite a lot of media coverage from the usual suspects. I wonder if any voters are actually noticing?

    May 27, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    Fat of the land
    David Carr (London)  Health • UK affairs

    Growing up in the 1970's I recall being rather spooked by dire warnings of an impending ice age and the threat that I would spend my adult life shivering in a cave. Some twenty years later that apocalypse vision had been melted clean away by the dire (and considerably shriller) warnings about global warming and, according to everyone who is anyone, I now face the threat of spending what remains of my adult life sizzling like a sausage.

    Two decades in which to manage a complete polar reversal in doomsday-scenario is pretty good going but it pales into 'also-ran' status by an eerily similar polar switch in the rather more mundane field of eating disorders.

    This is from the BBC website in July 1998:

    Doctors have hit out at the media and advertisers for encouraging anorexia by portraying skinny supermodels as the beauty ideal instead of 'more buxom wenches'.

    The British Medical Association's annual conference in Cardiff voted overwhelmingly for a motion condemning the media obsession with ultra thin supermodels.

    Dr Muriel Broome, a former director of public health, said "the constant image of very thin models" encouraged girls to develop eating disorders. "We urge the media to be more responsible and show more buxom wenches," she said.

    I know not whether Dr Broome's advice was acted upon, but I am now informed that we have, indeed, taken on the mantle of buxomness with some considerable gusto. From the BBC website today:

    Improving children's eating habits is the key to tackling an obesity "timebomb", MPs have warned.

    The Commons Health Select Committee attacks the government, food industry and advertisers for failing to act to stop rising levels of obesity.

    From 'ultra-thin models' to 'obesity timebombs' in the space of slightly over half-a-decade. Now I am no statistician but I think even I am qualified to regard that as a quite remarkable national metamorphosis.

    Nor are these select MPs (who clearly have nothing better to do) speaking out in some frolic of their own. The media that only five years ago was, apparently, inciting and encouraging starvation and skeletal thinness is now tripping over itself in scolding us for being too fat!

    From today's Telegraph:

    The food industry should be given three years to end the "cynical" promotion of high-fat, high-sugar food aimed at children, MPs say today.

    In a scathing report they criticise high-profile advertising campaigns that use sports stars and celebrities to sell chocolate and crisps and call for a voluntary ban on television food advertisements aimed at children. If the industry fails to act the Government should step in, they say.

    And from today's Independent:

    Britain's "devastating" epidemic of obesity could threaten the very existence of the NHS, a report warns today.

    So it's not all bad news then. And (as if they were going to miss out on all the fun) from today's Guardian:

    It should not be a surprise that we have become gripped by an obesity crisis. After all, the warning signs have been there for some time. Lifestyles have become more sedentary. We have become more attached to our cars. Life is also faster; there is less time to prepare food and eat. More parents are working and have less time to cook for, and with, their children. Meanwhile, the food industry has become hyper-competitive and, in the battle for market share, children have become fair game.

    This last article is the most significant because it is not from any of the Guardian's usual columnists (although it is written in the same hectoring politburo party line style) but from a certain John Krebs who, we are informed, is:

    ...chairman of the Food Standards Agency.

    So clearly his opinions are above and beyond the febrile scribblings of the average hack. This article is an ex cathedra statement of intent.

    Those companies that fail to respond with healthier products will, like the dinosaurs, be doomed to extinction.

    For once, a reliable prediction. Reliable because it is self-fulfilling. What he means is that suppliers who do not toe the Food Kommisars line on acceptable products will be actively driven into extinction by the said Food Kommisar and his obedient minions.

    I must say that I am rather glad that Mr Krebs has come out and laid it on the line because otherwise there are some unwordly people who might be fooled into believing that this tsunami of propoganda in the press is merely a coincidence or, worse, a reflection of concern about a genuine problem. It is further proof of the axiom that one must never underestimate or dismiss the power of vested interest.

    The Food Standards Agency was set up at the tail end of the 1990's as a response to the BSE crisis. Such was the trauma of the 'mad cow disease' outbreak that all food suddenly became suspect and 'da gubbament' had to do something. The something they did was the same thing they always do: they set up another government agency to 'restore public confidence in the food we eat'.

    When I first heard of the FSA, I predicted (yes, we can all play that game) that this would spell trouble. And this is why it pays to be cynic because I was right. The BSE crisis has long-since slipped into history and there are no mad cows roaming the quiet countryside anymore (or, at least, the fear of them has been played out). So do we still need a lavishly-funded, well-staffed FSA? Of course we do because food is dangerous once again.

    Take careful note because if this is not a text-book case of bureaucratic empire-building, well then, I don't know what is. And if those press articles have not been drafted (or, at the very least approved) by apparatchicks in the FSA then I will eat my hat (fried in butter!).

    There is no 'obesity timebomb' in this country or any other country and the only thing that needs to be put on a strict diet is our bloated, grasping, greedy, flatulent public sector. Starve them down to the bone, I say. Make them anorexic. Then we can all get on with enjoying our lives and the fruits of our labours without being nagged into an early grave.

    May 25, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    The Britain quagmire
    Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

    Here are two snippets of news from the BBC today.

    Snippet one:

    Train drivers' union Aslef has suspended three of its officials after an alleged brawl at a barbecue at its north London offices.

    The alleged incident involved general secretary Shaun Brady, assistant general secretary Mick Blackburn and president Martin Samways.

    Snippet two:

    A 14-year-old schoolboy has been arrested after a teacher was attacked, police have said.

    The youngster was arrested after the incident at a school in Scarborough, North Yorkshire, on Friday 21 May.

    He was later released on police bail pending further inquiries, a force spokesman added.

    Police said the teacher, a 54-year-old man, was taken to hospital for a check-up after suffering swelling and bruising to his face.

    Both of these events occurred in Britain. They prove beyond doubt that Britain is a continuous maelstrom of violence from one end of the country to the other.

    We should get out now.

    May 24, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Pulling for the Parisians
    Jackie D (London)  UK affairs

    You know how people are always saying that complaining about the state of the world (and the world of the state) is all well and good, except that it never achieves anything? The UK's Culture Secretary, Tessa Jowell, thinks that the great British public is about to prove those people wrong, as "whingers" put London's Olympic bid in peril.

    BRITAIN’S chance of hosting the 2012 Olympic Games is in peril because of “whingers”, Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell sensationally warned last night.

    Doom-and-gloom merchants risk wrecking London’s hopes just six days after the capital was shortlisted, she said...

    She told The Sun: “Whingeing pessimism and hostility will not stop our campaign but it will hand votes to the cities against which we are competing. It is whingers who will weaken our national will. At this moment, optimism, self-confidence and ambition is what we need. Let that win, not the whingers...”

    Ms Jowell urged the nation to get behind the UK’s bid to stop the International Olympic Committee handing the games to Paris.

    Nah. For perhaps the first time ever, I and many others are fully backing the French to win. Let's hope a continued stream of bitching and moaning about this ridiculous misuse of taxpayer money will see them through to victory, and bring about Britain's glorious defeat.

    May 24, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Something stirring down in the Dingley Dell?
    David Carr (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    Speaking as someone who is really far too cynical for his own good, I shall believe this when I see it:

    Voters in next month's European elections could shock the political establishment by giving the United Kingdom Independence Party more seats than the Liberal Democrats, a poll suggests today.

    A YouGov survey for The Telegraph indicates that UKIP, which is committed to British withdrawal from the European Union, is ahead of the Lib Dems among those who are "very likely" to vote.

    But I really and truly hope that I do see it.

    May 21, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    Kilroy reaches his level of competence
    Brian Micklethwait (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    I'm watching Robert Kilroy-Silk on Question Time, and I think he's doing rather well.

    Kilroy started out as a Labour MP, believe it or not. But he was never really convincing in the role. The others did not like him, and he sensed that he was not one of them, was my impression. Too keen on personal advancement, and not nearly keen enough on concealing it under a veneer of class solidarity. So he stopped doing that and switched to Kilroy, one of those early to mid-morning mini-amphitheatre televised bore-ins with Kilroy himself as the roving interlocutor.

    Kilroy's basic problem with Kilroy was that he seemed to regard everyone present except himself an idiot, a feeling which must have been hard to fight, given that everyone present except himself was at the very least behaving idiotically. (I speak as one who used to appear on this show myself from time to time, until I saw the pointlessness of my ways.) Kilroy tried to conceal his contempt for everyone under a layer of somewhat overdone good humour and what I presume he thought was charm, but what everyone else called smarm.

    As his show moved away from semi-intelligent debate into the territory already occupied more entertainingly by Jerry Springer - my mother is a cross-dresser, I want to have a fight with my step-dad, my twin sister is a prostitute and I am a nun and I want to have a fight with her, etc. - Kilroy's manner became ever more off-putting and false and desperate.

    But Kilroy-Silk's manner on Question Time was downright … appropriate. Gone was the layer of smarm. And out from under it came this really quite attractive and intelligent man. He used to be hated because he was appalling. Now he will be hated because he is not nearly as appalling as his enemies would like him to be.

    Most of us are familiar with the Peter Principle, the one that says that people are promoted until they arrive with a thud at their level of incompetence, at which they then remain for ever. But in politics as in life generally, I think we sometimes observe the opposite process. Sometimes, people arrive at their level of competence, having just buggered about pointlessly for the previous two decades until they reached it. Kilroy-Silk strikes me as a fine example of a man who is now, as a Eurosceptic politician with the right, the duty, and the inclination to speak his mind, at last arriving at his level of competence.

    It could turn out that by switching off Kilroy the talkshow host, and unleashing Kilroy-Silk the reborn politician, the BBC has made one of its most important contributions to the EUro-debate, in favour of the NO side.

    Please understand that I am talking here about competence, rather than about the rights and wrongs of it all. I generally hate what politicians do, but my point is: some of them do it very well, while others mysteriously run out of steam, seem woefully miscast, and should have carried on with what they had previously been doing.

    For the opposite tendency, a perfect example of the original Peter Principle rather than of the reverse version of it which I am here offering: Glenda Jackson. What a fine actress. And what a sad, drab failure as a politician.

    May 20, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    1979 and all that
    Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

    After Thatcher glassed the unions, you would think they would have the manners to lie prostrate and bleeding amongst the spit and sawdust. Not a bit of it. Once their pet party returned to power under a business-friendly sneer, all they had to do was lie back and wait for pro-Europeans to pass the relevant regulation.

    Lo and behold: the new Information and Consultation Regulations, where you, the employee, gain state mandated power to put forward a collective voice in how the business that employs you is run. You may not have put any money behind the business, but as a stakeholder, you should have your interests taken into account by the union that will represent you.

    Tim Lang, partner at law firm George Green views this regulation as "a ticking time bomb".

    Initially, the new laws will only apply to firms with 150 or more employees. However, by 2007 the laws will extend to those with 100 employees and, by March 2008, the threshold will drop to 50.

    Under the new rules, employ-ees will be able to request information and consultation arrangements from their employer with a petition from ten per cent of the workforce.

    There would then be a period of time for negotiating a voluntary agreement, detailing exactly what information must be provided, when, to whom and what level of consultation is required. If nothing can be agreed then a default framework, set out in the legislation, will apply.

    Since these works councils will provide a huge fillip to unionisation and wage demands, we can now see that the European Union, with Labour's acquiescence, is rolling back Thatcher's labour market reforms and jeopardising the potential growth of the British economy.

    The costs for business will always be greater than the state estimates:

    The Department of Trade and Industry estimates that for those firms with no pre-existing structure, who just implement the standard legislative process for informing and consulting, the total set-up costs per firm would be £4,000 for medium-sized firms and £6,300 for large firms.

    But Mr Lang disagrees. He said: "The cost in management time of this new directive could be huge, with companies having to think through their processes and then actually provide the information. Time is already short for the first businesses affected to start the process of putting measures in place."

    Like all socialists, the Labour party wishes to return to a closed shop in politics and the workplace, gerrymandering our unwritten constitution and providing new institutions for the enemy class to take over the private sector.

    May 20, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    All those in favour say "aye"
    David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    If something sounds too good to be true then it is most likely untrue but if something sounds too bad to be true you can probably take it to the bank.

    If there is anything axiomatic about that proposition then perhaps I should claim proprietory rights on it and call it 'Carr's Law' or something. I am not sure how much use this law will prove to be on a practical day-to-day basis but it may oblige as a useful yardstick against which to measure my natural cynicism about opinion polls, surveys and related statistical exercises.

    For example, take this one, published last month:

    David Blunkett has pledged to push ahead with ID card legislation after an opinion poll said most people would be happy to carry one.

    The MORI survey was commissioned by an IT consultancy which has worked on projects with the government.

    It revealed 80% of those questioned backed a national ID card scheme, echoing findings from previous polls.

    And published yesterday:

    Most people would support closing a legal loophole that allows parents to smack their children, says a survey.

    A total of 71% of people would favour such a ban, according to a survey commissioned by the Children are Unbeatable! Alliance.

    And published today:

    A majority of British adults favour a total ban on smoking in public places, a survey suggests.

    A poll of more than 1,500 people by market analysts Mintel found 52% support for a ban, including two-thirds of non-smokers.

    Despite my ingrained reluctance to pay these wretched surveys even a jot of heed, I do accept that a sufficient number of such polling exercises (if conducted scientifically and honestly) can, correctly identify a trend if not quite reveal great truths.

    Assuming that some objective methodology has been employed in the gathering and analysis of the above data, then the polls paint a picture which is clear but, from my point of view as a classical liberal, bitterly depressing. In other words, and applying my own axiom as set out above, it all sounds too bad to be true and is, therefore, probably true.

    Typically, that would be just about all I have to say on the matter. I would offer it up as just another product of the Samizdata Moan and Groan Factory, designed and hand-crafted specially to ruin your day.

    But that is far from all I wish to say because none of the above seems to tally with what might reasonably be regarded as the definitive political phenomenon of this decade: vote apathy.

    By every standard that is not open to interpretation, participation and interest in politics (especially electoral politics) is in free-fall decline. Wheareas they could once have been counted in the millions, the membership rolls of both Labour and Conservative Parties combined barely nudges the 500,000 mark. Voter turnout drops lower with each passing election and, in terms of popularity and respect, politicians themselves rank somewhere between tele-salesmen and kidney stones.

    The Great Public Disconnect is the talk of the town and the very real prospect of the next election producing a landslide win for the 'None of the Above' Party is already sending the political and media classes into a funk.

    So what is actually going on here? The public no longer cares for politics in any shape or form yet they appear to be hungry for ever-more state intervention in and micro-management of their lives. Could it be (oh horror of horrors!) that the yawning disillusion of a fed-up and alienated public is the not the product of frustration with an government that nannies and regulates too much but an expression of disappointment due to the perception that the government does not regulate and nanny sufficiently?

    On the other hand, I must temper my concerns with other concerns about the accuracy of these monotonously gloomy surveys. This is not just because of the appeal to the crude majoritarianism which passes for discourse in this country but because opinion polls of the political kind are not (and never have been) mere objective exercises. They are a form of propganda and are shamelessly wielded as such in a "resistance-is-futile" method of undermining opposition to favoured agendas.

    Is it merely coincidence then, that these apparent 'huge majorities' all appear to be roundly supportive of every Big Brother/Nanny State project currently under construction? Or, to put it another way, for the project managers, are these results too good to be true?

    We can but hope that my axiom holds water in that regard.


    Cross-posted to White Rose.

    May 19, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Chalk dust mayhem in the House of Commons
    Brian Micklethwait (London)  UK affairs

    No question about the big story in London today. Some idiots seeking to draw attention to their cause (which – oh dear oh deary me – I seem to have quite forgotten although I was told) by chucking some contraceptives full of chalk dust at the Prime Minister during Prime Minister's Questions.

    If this dust had been scarily biological – anthrax or some such thing – then the subsequent behaviour of the assembled MPs was the exact opposite of what it should have been. Instead of remaining in situ to be cleansed by the cleansing squads, they immediately fled the chamber, which would have spread the contagion to the rest of us. There has to be a political metaphor there somewhere.

    But fair play to them, our real 'security system' is not what we all do to prevent a disaster being disastrous; it is that once things have calmed down a bit, we chase after whoever did it and make life hell for them, and damn the expense. (Compare: 9/11.)

    The usual protestations erupted today to the effect that "this must never be allowed to happen again", thus proving that when stressed, MPs are just as foolish as Trailor Trash on the Jerry Springer show when facing similar mishaps, and just as keen on Total Safety as anybody else and just as doomed not to get it as everybody else. These things happen. The stupid people who did this will be chased down and made to wish that they had refrained. They will not be punished nearly as severely as they would have been if it really had been anthrax, but it will still be pretty frightening for them. If they did not see this coming, they are very stupid and deserve to be badly frightened anyway.

    The idea that disasters are, on the whole, deterred rather than straightforwardly prevented, is, I think, a very fruitful one, with applications (again: 9/11) way beyond this one rather farcical episode.

    None of which means that there will not now be a frighteningly expensive security panic centred on the House of Commons. New barriers will be erected. New badge systems to restrict access to the place will be devised, at a huge cost in muddle and frayed nerves as well as money. All kinds of restrictions to the manner in which members of the House of Lords invite people to the House of Commons (the problem today apparently) will be conjured up. Again: these things happen. One could no more stop such a process now than stop an earthquake from … quaking. But at the end of it, the world will still be a place in which malevolent or merely mischievous and unimaginative people (today's culprits) will be able to create havoc if they are of a mind to. They will just have to find a slightly different way to do it.

    May 18, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Inspiring
    Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  UK affairs

    Do not cooperate with attempts by the state to take your property without prior consent... and have some fun playing with them in the process.

    May 18, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Let slip the dogs of drug war
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    The irony is so thick that you could not chop through it with an axe.

    Amid all the hand-wringing and condemnations over incidents which may or may not have taken place at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, there does not appear to be even a bat-squeak of high moral tone over rituals of abuse and humiliation that are most definitely occuring in British schools: [note: link may not be available to non-UK readers.]

    DOGS are visiting at least 100 secondary schools in England and Wales to search pupils for drugs, particularly cannabis. In some areas a private security firm is providing dogs and handlers to check children.

    Sniffer dogs are viewed by some head teachers and governors as a softer option than random drug tests.

    Well, they are also a softer option than the ducking stool but that does not justify their deployment. Nor are such degrading exercises made any more palatable by spoonfuls of sugar:

    Annette Croft, the head teacher, said that there had been unease among some pupils when they were lined up to be sniffed by the dogs. She told Druglink magazine that the exercise was "a very mellow, humane and civilised response to the threat of drugs".

    Priceless! How about a mellow, humane and civilised response to the threat of drug warriors and their unquestioning footsoldiers. Really, is there any order these people would not obey?

    Parents were asked to sign a letter of consent to the searches, which is usual in most schools where dogs are used. Any pupils who do not consent are searched by hand.

    See, participation is voluntary so that is all okay then.

    Only four pupils were picked out, including one who provided information about cannabis smoking on the school bus.

    Confess and you will be spared, my child.

    I am sincerely at a loss to comprehend the volcanic eruption of outrage and revulsion over the treatment of Iraqi prisoners when schoolchildren in this country are subjected to ritual abuse and humiliation as a matter of policy.

    I expect there will be no shortage of angry respondents to point out that there is no comparison. They are right. The Iraqi prisoners were, at least, adults and while that does not excuse or justify brutal treatment, one should similarly spare a thought for just how intimidating it must be for children to be lined up by burly security men and set upon by dogs.

    No, they are not being hooded, chained, beaten or kicked in the nether regions by belligerent squaddies but I get the feeling that the overlords of the drug war would gleefully institute such measures and, if they did, that the otherwise squeamish and human-rights obsessed British press would report on their progress with equanimity and no small degree of satisfaction.

    Shock treatment, you see. It's for their own good.

    May 17, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    I have heard of illegal immigration, but illegal emigration?
    Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  Immigration • UK affairs
    Guy Herbert wrote in with this strangeness a while ago, but for some reason it was trapped by the overzealous Samizdata.net spam filters, only to be discovered today. Better late than never!

    This is a very strange story, given the British authorities' current obsession with illegal immigration. Three Albanian men have been arrested for trying to leave Britain and others charged with trying to help them. What's really strange is that it is heavily implied by police that the men were illegally present in the country, but there's no suggestion yet that they are fugitives from the law for any other reason. So what on earth is the point of trying to keep them here? Is it that self-deportation shows up the Immigration Service's incompetence in that department?

    Britons are now inured to (the entirely extra-legal) requirement to show a passport before being permitted to travel abroad on planes, trains, and ferries. That causes no outrage, and I confidently predict this arrest will not either. But it should.

    If one may not leave nor enter the country without government permission - which is what these arrests imply - then we are already living in a (rather large) open prison, even before everyone is numbered and tagged.

    Guy Herbert

    May 15, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    Sometimes a little justice is done
    Michael Jennings (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

    Once upon a time, I read an article in the Financial Times, which used the slightly peculiar phrase "resigned voluntarily" about six times in the article. Essentially, some CEO had in fact actually decided to leave his job in order to spend more time with his family genuinely of his own accord, and this was such a remarkable thing that the FT felt the need to explain over and over that he had not "resigned" in the usual way (ie been sacked).

    A case in point today. Piers Morgan, the editor of the Daily Mirror, ceased to be the editor of the Daily Mirror. The Sun reports that he "resigned" upon the photographs that the Mirror had published purporting to show abusive treatment of Iraqi prisoners by British soldiers being proved to be forged. The Mirror itself reports that Morgan "resigned". The media section of the Guardian reports the truth: that Morgan refused to apologise in any way to anybody, and upon making this refusal clear to Trinity Mirror's chief executive, Sly Bailey, he was escorted out of the building by security. Given the dreadful way in which the Queen's Lancashire Regiment and the British army in general have been libeled in these circumstances, it would have been nice to have been there to cheer the security guards on yesterday. In any event, some of the Samizdatistas did get a certain amount of pleasure out of it later.

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    I particularly like the way the Mirror has the words "Newspaper of the Year" above the banner headline.

    And as another observation, the Chairman and Director-General of the BBC and the editor of the Mirror have now all lost their jobs due to their organisations essentially lying in order to make their case of opposition to the Iraq war. It really is not impressive on their part.

    A shame we can't get the editor of the Guardian as well though.

    May 15, 2004
    Saturday
     
     
    What's wrong with this picture
    Gabriel Syme (London)  Middle East & Islamic • UK affairs

    With all the coverage and uproar about the images of American troops, there is probably not much attention spared for the pictures of British troops also accused of abusing Iraqi prisoners/captured. The difference is that the British ones were faked and the saga that started with their appearance in the Daily Mirror with headline 'Vile' has come to a climax with the sacking of the editor of the strongly 'anti-war' newspaper, Piers Morgan.

    The Army has made a forceful rebuttal of the accusations and demonstrated why it was convinced that the Daily Mirror photographs were fakes. The arguments focused on four items - the weapons the soldiers were carrying while 'abusing' the Iraqi prisoner, the vehicle in which the alleged assault was supposed to happen, the soldiers' appearance in the photos i.e. wrong hat, no watch and no tan and the t-shirt worn by the captured.

    Our own source listed the 'things wrong with the photos' before the published Army rebuttal. It pretty much covers the same points plus a few incidental details I thought you might find interesting.

    1. The most importanty reasons - it's too clean. Everything in Iraq was covered in dust and shit. Everything in these pictures is clean- the soldiers, the 'prisoner', the truck itself. The uniforms look freshly pressed, let alone washed (after being on patrol..?) Same for the 'prisoners'. Squaddies have been patrolling the streets, climbed in the back of this truck, and there's not a mark of dust or mud anywhere? Or was the truck specially cleaned so they would have clean enviroment to beat someone up in? Impossible.
    2. No one's sweating. It's 40+ degrees, the soldiers are beating a guy up, he's being beaten up, and no one is sweating. Impossible.
    3. This guy is being beaten almost to death. There's not a single mark on him. Impossible.
    4. The truck is a Bedford. We had very few DAF's in Iraq and all were used by the stores department. Troops on patrol used Saxon APC's or Landrovers. Try to drive a 8 ft wide truck down the back alleys of Basra catching looters. No way.
    5. Those photos are way too good. There are enough photo nuts at Samizdata they should know that. [ed. no need to abuse our contributors...] Squaddies in the back of a truck taking crystal clear pictures, with no bad shadaw or anything else? Compare to the US photos that are grainy and blurred in places.
    6. There's not a single identifying mark on teh soldiers. No tattoos, no watches, no rings, nothing. And nothing to identify their Regiment or unit either. What's the point of a 'trophy photo' if you can't prove your in it? You might hide your face, but you would wear something you can point at to prove to your mates that it is you. They won't believe you otherwise.
    7. There's no movemnet. There's no blurring, so unless they are using expensive, super high speedcameras (on patrol? In Basra?) there is no movement. And if the guy in the floor is being hit, or has been hit, I'm Dutch [ed. no he isn't Dutch, we can vouch for that.]. I have been hit - you automatically curl up and away and try to protect your head, you just do no lie there stretched out.
    8. Since when do sqauddies take happy snaps in black and white?
    9. The rifles. No slings on them (no way do yoiu take your sling off in Basra- someone might grab your rifle) and where did they put them? They look like A1s, though hard to tell. The Mirror's source claims they were A3s, which will come as news to the manufacturer, let alone to everyone else.
    10. The kit. They aren't in proper patrol order, the pouches are not only undone they look mostly empty, and there is no sign of body armour, helmets, or the "platypus" water bags everyone carried. Nor is anyone wearing sweat rags, shamaghs, or anything else. Never saw a squaddy look like that on patrol.
    11. The hats. Guys did have soft hats like that, were not supposed to wear them on patrol, it was berets or helmets according to the threat. But even suppose they were wearing the hats - they are wearing the hats whilst beating a guy up?! Put on a soft hat, then start moving furniture around your house. See how long you leave the hat on. But very convenient, if you need to wear non-unit specific but obvious "desert" clothes for a nice picture for the Mirror...
    12. The T-shirt. There were guys wearing T-shirts like that, but not many - it would have been a bit sensitive. It could have been worn by a looter - but mostly bloody convenient, only if you want to show a picture of an 'Iraqi being beaten up'.

    Red Herrings:

    • The way the boots are laced. It is wrong, but maybe that guy just laced his different, no one cared that much as we had bigger fish to fry.
    • Iraqi looks pale. Many do under their clothes.
    • Hessian hoods. Those hoods were used to blindfold prisoners on capture, and to prevent them escaping - though not normally for looters but for higher importance/risk deliberate captures.

    The really big point here is what the hell happened to Innocent until Proven Guilty? The Mirror is arguing it is up to us to prove the pictures are false.

    Quite. Fortunately, the Army did conclusively prove the pictures were faked, the Mirror admitted they were a hoax, fired the editor and apologised (not unreservedly though). However, the damage done to the morale and reputation of the soldiers and the regiment subjected to such horrendous accusations cannot be easily undone...

    May 13, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    No Contempt of Court
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    In future, Judges are going to have to be less judgmental:

    Judges have been issued with guidelines to encourage political correctness in court. Advice sent to all judges and magistrates in England and Wales, tackles misleading social stereotypes that have led to a high-profile judicial gaffes.

    Note of explanation: 'gaffe' is a term applied to instances of public figures accidentally letting the truth slip out.

    Judges are told the term "coloured" should never be used, to avoid using the description "oriental" and to take care that "British" is not used as shorthand for white, English or Christian. They are also given a definition of asylum-seeker, and are reminded that women "remain disadvantaged" in society. "The disadvantages women can suffer range from inadequate recognition of their contribution to the home or society to an underestimation of the problems women face as a result of gender bias," the guidance says.

    Somebody should really slap a Preservation Order on these 'guidelines'. They have a unique, period 1970's charm all of their own.

    The term "asylum-seeker" is associated with people without a genuine claim to be refugees, and is almost pejorative, the advice said.

    Hilarious! We used to use the word 'immigrants' until the PC brigade got it banned for being offensive. 'Asylum-seeker' was the neutral replacement term. This country is institutionally anti-euphamist.

    And judges are advised not to overlook the use of gender-based, racist or "homophobic" stereotyping as an "evidential short cut". They are also warned against using words that imply an "evaluation" of the sexes, however subtle: for instance, "man and wife", "girl" (unless speaking of a child) and "businessmen".

    The judiciary is to undergo regular training sessions.

    Where they will learn that they are bourgeois counter-revolutionaries and lackeys of the capitalist running dogs.

    Here is a list of 'verboten' terms:

    Coloured: An offensive term that should never be used

    Oriental: The term should be avoided because it is imprecise and may be considered racist or offensive

    British: Care should be taken to use the term "British" in an inclusive sense, to include all citizens. Exclusionary use of the term as a synonym for white, English, or Christian is unacceptable

    Postman: Use postal worker instead

    Right on! It is about time that anti-postworkerism was confronted and smashed.

    Are you married?: Intrusive and irrelevant

    Yes, especially in divorce proceedings.

    Mentally handicap: Judges should use instead "learning disabilities" and "people with disabilities".

    Feel free to chip in with further useful suggestions.

    May 09, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    The big shift
    David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    Lest anyone forget about the "broken-watch principle" (i.e. even a broken watch is still right twice a day), a reminder is served up courtesy of this excellent and unsettling article by Nick Cohen in the Guardian:

    Politicians might be despised, but it is a fair guess that if a home secretary or prime minister proposed repealing the Human Rights Act or tearing up habeas corpus a majority of the population would clap their hands and cheer him on. A paradox of our time is that while ministers are everywhere vilified as scheming liars, and bureaucrats as sinister incompetents, large sections of the supposedly cynical and wised-up electorate are eager to allow them to behave like major-generals.

    Sadly true. Mr Cohen even goes on to quote H.L. Mencken:

    'The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary,' said H.L. Mencken. But in modern Britain it's hard to know who is the leader and who is the led. It's easy enough to blame elite politicians, desperate to win the approval of apathetic voters, and elite media managers, desperate to hang on to their shares of declining audiences. But there's also no doubt that politicians are buffeted by an angry and fearful public which isn't overly concerned if the punitive measures they demand tear up civil liberties or, indeed, work.

    For such great wrongs are liberties which this country fought Napoleon, the Kaiser and Hitler to defend abandoned without a squeak.

    Mr Cohen's doleful analysis chimes with my own observations and experiences of life in contemporary Britain and because I often come to the same melancholy conclusions I am sometimes accused of 'revelling' in pessimism. But this is not true. It is rather that I am unwilling to ignore the evidence of my own eyes and ears.

    For those same reasons, I find myself growing increasingly impatient with analyses of our current woes in terms of historical precendents (the 1930's, the 1950's and the 1970's appear to be the most referred to). If Nick Cohen is right (and the evidence points towards his being right) then comparisons with previous eras are specious. We are facing a whole new situation here.

    May 07, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    It's a fair cop, guv... er... ma'am... er...
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    There must be a comedy sketch in this:

    West Yorkshire Police were guilty of sex discrimination in refusing to recruit a male-to-female transsexual, law lords have ruled. The five law lords ruled unanimously that the woman, Miss A, was unlawfully discriminated against in breach of the Sex Discrimination Act.

    They upheld a decision by the Court of Appeal last November.

    West Yorkshire Police had argued that Miss A would not be able to carry out certain duties, such as body searches.

    Lord Bingham said that, under European law, transsexuals were entitled to the same protection against discrimination as any other individual and to be recognised as belonging to their 'acquired gender'.

    Not to mention endless jokes about truncheons.

    April 26, 2004
    Monday
     
     
    Who you lookin' at?
    David Carr (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    Looking for trouble? Well, you've come to the right place:

    People who refuse to register for the government's planned ID card scheme could face a "civil financial penalty" of up to £2,500, it has emerged.

    David Blunkett said not making registering a criminal issue would avoid "clever people" becoming martyrs.

    Got that, dickhead? That is what happens to people who try to be 'clever'. We do not like clever bastards going around being all....clever. So just pack it in, right, otherwise you will be cruisin' for a bruisin'. Are we clear, pissant? Because if not, its two-and-a-half grand and a punch in the face.

    Now just piss off, mind your own bleedin' business and do you as you are fucking well told.

    April 21, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Do not underestimate Tony Blair
    Perry de Havilland (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    Many sound folks are already rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of the long sought UK referendum on adopting the terrifying EU constitution. The general received wisdom is that the anti-Constitution faction will win and that will be the end of Tony Blair's political career... and certainly if it was held today it is hard to see any outcome other that a crushing victory for the anti-EU side and political ruin for Teflon Tony given that the latest YouGov poll (pdf file) shows only 16% would vote for the UK adopting the EU constitution, 28% were unsure and a whooping 53% would vote against it. Rule Britannia indeed!

    But the promised referendum will not be today but rather at a tactical moment of Tony Blair's choosing. People who see this 'surrender' to the idea of a referendum as a fortuitous laps of judgement of epic proportions would do well to ponder the effect that having notoriously Eurosceptic Britain go to the polls will have on the current negotiations with Britain more Federalist European 'partners' regarding the so called 'red line' issues of foreign policy, defence, social security and the British budget rebate.

    Knowing that only if Blair can return home with ostensible triumph on those issues will he be able to credibly spin the EU constitution as a 'British victory', the Federalists will be faced with either the complete overthrow of their plans (Denmark or Ireland might be either ignored or finessed, but a British rejection is a rather different matter) or they can settle for a more gradualist victory for their cherished superstate.

    Thus the prospects for Tony Blair arriving back and waving a piece of paper with Romano Prodi's signature on it promising 'Euro-peace in our time' is by no means a fantastical scenario... and given the sheer ineptitude of the Tory party and the lemming-like Europhilia of the LibDems, it would be a brave man who predicts with confidence that this would not pull the Euro-sceptic's political teeth.

    Yes, with a little luck it could, and hopefully will, all go horribly wrong for the UK government and we could see the dismal Conservative party back in the saddle in Westminster in the aftermath of a Euro-Political meltdown of not insignificant proportions. However the prospects of Blair indeed getting Britain to sign up to a first iteration of the EU constitution if the Federalists play ball is by no means beyond possibilities. And if that happens, it means it is only a matter of time before the other issues are gradually chipped away in the years to follow. At that point there will be nothing left to fight for and I for in will be in the market for some property in New Hampshire. Do not underestimate Tony Blair.

    April 20, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    S'not faaaaaaaiiiirr
    David Carr (London)  European Union • UK affairs

    Yes, I know, picking on the Guardian is just so easy that it is verging on bad form. It is rather like challenging a small child to a boxing match.

    And speaking of small children, I hear the sound of the petulant stamping of little feet:

    In our country, in our culture, at this time, any referendum on Europe is a pre-emptive cringe towards the Murdoch press and the tabloids. Forget any idea that the referendum debate will be Plato's Republic in action. It will inescapably be a contest fought on terms dictated by the unelected media rather than by the elected politicians.

    This is where the European Union referendum really will be a defining moment. It will mark the extraordinary watershed at which this country's debased, biased and unaccountable media formally take control of the political process. The British media has often claimed that it has greater popular legitimacy than politicians - "It's the Sun Wot Won it", for example. Blair's concession of the referendum marks the moment when politics formally bowed the knee and accepted that claim.

    I can visualise Martin Kettle's bottom lip trembling as bashes out every embittered word. For Mr. Kettle and his colleagues, the mere existance of anti-EU opinion is such a towering and monstrous inequity that advance tantrums are required to highlight the plight of the beleaguered federast to the caring world. He will probably start hijacking aeroplanes shortly and demand to be flown to Brussels.

    And what is all this guff about 'debased, biased and unaccountable media', as if the Guardian is something other than a national newspaper and, ergo, part of the media? But then thwarted and sulky children often do retreat into consoling fantasy by claiming that their families are not really their families because their real families would not treat them so despicably.

    Still, given the perenially low circulation (and their reliance on public subsidy) maybe there is a kernel of truth in the analogy. Nobody likes them, everbody hates them. I think they should go and eat worms.

    April 18, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Eternal vigilance required
    Antoine Clarke (London)  Activism • European Union • UK affairs

    This could all be a tease (there have been hundreds of similar reports about a referendum on scrapping the pound for the euro).

    The EU constitution in itself may not be worse than what the British version is mutating into. If adopted our choices become a pan-European libertarian movement or a secession.

    The latter may not be as easy as the Confederate attempt in 1861 from the USA (less public support in the UK, more heavily outnumbered by the rest of the EU etc). Hopefully such a secession could be more Slovenian than Croatian.

    The advantage of a referendum is that it cannot be worse than letting the Prime Minister decide alone.

    The disadvantage is that it will only happen once the result is known in advance to suit the government, so that when they win, it can slip through the single currency without a vote (that is what the French government did with the Maastricht Treaty in 1992).

    Either way spread the word: by next weekend we could have a live campaign on our hands.

    April 18, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Another Hutton Inquiry needed?
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    How could I possibly pass up the opportunity to gloat over this one?

    Will Hutton, Britain's foremost critic of capitalism and an outspoken advocate for affordable social housing, is married to a property developer who has made a fortune out of selling and renting inner-city properties, often at rates which local council housing officers describe as exorbitant.

    No, you don't get it. Will Hutton is a foremost critic of capitalism for people other than Will Hutton.

    Mr Hutton's wife heads a company called First Premise, which owns and manages dozens of commercial and residential properties in London.

    The company specialises in renovating rundown properties - often with the help of public grants - and then makes a profit by selling or renting them out.

    The disclosure that Mr Hutton's own family is among those capitalising on Britain's property boom will be an acute embarrassment for him.

    Nah, he will just dismiss it as a 'right-wing conspiracy'.

    The Left-wing commentator, who appears regularly on BBC television and writes in The Observer newspaper - which he used to edit - has often railed against the iniquities of the property market.

    He has been particularly scornful of what he believes is Britain's socially divisive obsession with owner occupation. Property developers, people who buy to let and middle-class families who live in gated communities have all come in for criticism.

    He is trying to shame them out of their well-appointed homes so that he can snap them up on the cheap and re-sell them.

    Will Hutton, eh. The High Priest of Pieties. The Sultan of Sneers. The Prince Regent of Redistribution.

    Makes you wonder how many other capitalist skeletons are rattling away in the Guardian closet.

    April 18, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Abracadabra! In Four Easy Steps!
    Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

    Some months ago, David Carr and I had a quick and long forgotten conversation over the subject of withdrawal from the European Union. It is a hardy perennial that fades in and out of debate. This time, I was interested in the 'Greenland option' where a region had stayed loyal to the crown of Denmark but had exited the EEC. Similar constitutional anomalies bind the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man to the Crown. The option was not considered realistic because we concluded that the EU would never countenance losing larger portions of their members.

    Think again! Labour MEP, Eluned Morgan, tabled a question to Romano Prodi, President of the European Commission, asking if Wales would remain a member of the European Union if it declared independence. Prodi appeared to indicate that any region declaring independence would have to reapply for membership.

    Asked if a newly independent region would have to leave the EU and apply for accession afresh, Mr Prodi said: "When a part of the territory of a member state ceases to be a part of that state, eg because that territory becomes an independent state, the treaties will no longer apply to that state. In other words, a newly independent region would, by the fact of its independence, become a third country with respect to the union and the treaties would, from the day of its independence, not apply any more on its territory." His answer, written on March 1, also said any application for EU membership would require negotiation and consent of other member states.

    Plaid Cymru, the Welsh nationalist party, viewed the eruption as a spoiler for their spring conference and noted the constitutional implications:

    But Plaid Cymru last night rubbished the claims. Jill Evans MEP described it as "nothing more than a spoiling attempt by New Labour on the eve of our Spring Conference".

    She said: "The United Kingdom is constituted as a state through the respective acts of Union in 1536 and 1707. If either act is repealed, the UK as a nation state will no longer exist. On the basis of Romano Prodi's letter, if Wales and Scotland were to become independent, all component members of the UK including England would have to reapply for EU membership. These ridiculous claims should be treated with contempt and are pure nonsensical."



    If Prodi's reading of European law is correct, then declarations of independence by the constituent parts of the United Kingdom, followed by the dissolution of the Union, would be sufficient for withdrawal from the European Union. This provides food for thought since the campaign for an English parliament and for English independence now has another virtuous outcome.

    Good news so near St. Georges Day!

    April 16, 2004
    Friday
     
     
    Charming highwaymen
    Johnathan Pearce (London)  UK affairs

    Some readers who enjoy British history may recall that period in the 18th Century when highway robbers like Dick Turpin acquired a certain notoriety as they held travellers at gunpoint and stole valuables while simultaneously charming their female victims. Like most such 'legends', the truth was usually rather grubbier and more unpleasant.

    Well, I had an example of being charmed into surrendering a large chunk of my wealth by force the other morning. As in the USA, where working-age citizens are currently going through the chores of filing their IRS forms, the British Inland Revenue is busy getting us all ready to pay our taxes. I received a form which said, "You have been chosen to receive this new short tax return." Golly, how grateful am I supposed to feel? I have been 'chosen', apparently. It is made to sound as if I have been invited on board a millionaire's yacht off St. Tropez for a spot of weekend sailing.

    Even worse, the form ends with the little motto, no doubt dreamed up by some clever chap, "Tax doesn't have to be taxing." Aahhhh! You see, the Inland Revenue can make the experience of telling us how much wealth we must pay out an easy, even pleasurable experience.

    Why do I go on about this? Well, in a subliminal way, forms like this encourage the citizen to accept the tax burden as a natural, and even wholly benign part of the human order. It is another way of wearing us down. And that is a bad thing. Personally, I am actually glad that the Americans have a nasty time filing their tax returns because once a year it reminds the citizens of Jefferson's Republic of just how far they have gone from the modest government ambitions of the Founding Fathers. The easier we Brits can pay our taxes, the less angry we might be about the taxes in the first place.

    Of course, this all leaves aside the issue of whether, even in a minarchist or anarcho-capitalist order, we could get by without some form of collective funding for stuff like external defence and internal courts and so on. I have a few thoughts but it is too big a topic for a single blog item. I'll have to return to this point another time. Of course that's no reason why others cannot have a go. Comments welcome as always.

    April 14, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Michael Howard: How to become a hero
    Andy Duncan (Henley)  UK affairs

    It still remains unlikely, but I do feel that is at least possible that the Conservative Party may win the next General Election, here in the UK. With Blair increasingly going off the rails, behind in some polls, and trying to ramrod unpopular policies through Parliament, even against the wishes of his patrons and supporters in News International, there is some hope that we may yet be rid of him before he has his heart attack.

    But what will replace him? Oliver I Love Socialism Letwin, perhaps, or David Two Welfare States Willets? It could almost be better, in some ways, if Blair stayed in power, as at least then we would still possess an enemy we could focus on properly.

    So, this is a call to any Conservative politician out there, anyone who is active within the Conservative Party who stands any chance of a sniff of power should the Blessed Michael shock us and actually win electoral power. Now it may be too much to assume that the Blessed Michael, himself, is a regular Samizdata reader, but if you are with us, Mr H, I have the perfect plan of action for you to make England the wealthiest, the freest, and the happiest country in Europe, except for approximately one million Guardianistas who, basically, can just sod off.

    Sean Gabb's THE ENEMY CLASS AND HOW TO DESTROY IT: A MANIFESTO FOR THE RIGHT, which I read for the first time this morning, really is or should be the plan for your next government. Take time to read it. Then act upon it. Become a hero.

    April 13, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Britain's civil servants strike... how very splendid!
    Guest Writer (Terra, Sol)  UK affairs
    Tuscan Tony Millard is very unhappy that Britain's civil servants are on strike. No, not really

    I for one was relieved that 110,000 civil servants went on strike today claiming the urgent need for more taxpayers money, presumably to spend down the pub during their 37 days annual paid leave. I calculated that, assuming their refusal to honour their employment contracts results in the withholding of a day's pay, this little exercise alone has saved us the grand total of £7,403,846 (US$ 13,549,843) without us even having to put down the TV remote/let go of the mouse/whatever.

    I assume that you civil 'servants' are all now sufficiently dissatisfied with your lot to seek employment elsewhere, preferably not funded by my tax receipts. Viva il mercato, as we say in Tuscany! Well done, lads, and thanks.

    Tony Millard

    Ministry of Silly Walks
    April 11, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    Savage and his 'Shootah'
    Philip Chaston (London)  UK affairs

    One of my earliest reminiscences is following the adventures of Bill Savage, self-styled resistance fighter and Cockney psychopath, who fought thinly disguised Soviets, called Volgs, in a future Britain that had been conquered by the communist hordes. The comic was that anti-establishment cultural icon, 2000AD, tapping into the punk zietgeist of 1977, and the comic strip was Invasion

    British boys' comics recovered from a rut in the 1970s with a newfound determination to cater for the violent tastes of their teenage market. They differed from their American counterparts as market segmentation led to titles concentrating on specific subject matter: War: Battle, Victor, Warlord and Commando; Football: Roy of the Rovers; Science Fiction: 2000AD, Starlord, Tornado, Eagle and Starblazer. No doubt I have missed out a few, including the weekly reprints of superhero comics by Marvel UK.

    Bill Savage was a lorry driver whose exploits appeared in the first issue of 2000AD, spinning into orbit in 1977. This allows an indulgence of nostalgic relish as I recall Birmingham nuked, a clone of Maggie as Prime Minister shot on the steps of St. Paul's and the new Prime Minister announcing "People of Britain. The Volgans are our Friends! We must not fight them...Hand Over All Your Fire-Arms!" With his handy shotgun and avenging the death of his family, Savage enjoyed taking the war to the occupiers and killing them in a number of diverse ways, followed by a suitable quip. The roadlayer that he gleefully used to 'level' a Volg firing squad was a particularly nasty way to go.

    Whilst interesting, Invasion was a second world war story, transplanted to the future. The world of 1999 had changed little from the 1940s and there are no dark faces in the comic. A parallel can be made with the film, "Dr Who and the Dalek Invasion of Earth, 2150", another invasion narrative that symbolised England's vulnerability by trading on the cultural myths of 1940. Nonetheless, even in 1977, popular culture could encompass a comic that envisioned a Britain where lorry drivers kept shotguns at home and firearms were an accepted part of working class life. It seems like another world.

    Savage eventually made it to Canada with Prince John, ending his personal war. But, in his pithy way, Savage said it all...

    "My cannon stays with me! Greased and ready..."

    April 11, 2004
    Sunday
     
     
    We have always been at war with Eastasia
    David Carr (London)  UK affairs

    A few years back I read an essay by some free market activist (whose name escapes me entirely now) about apathy and why it was every politician's worst nightmare. They can survive hostility and, of course, they bask in adulation but lumpen public indifference is the tar-pit that will gradually delegitimise them and drag them under to irrelevance and obscurity.

    A nice theory but wholly untrue. Public indifference is by far the most powerful ally of the political classes. How else can they possibly get away with such a sudden, one hundred and eighty degree volte face?

    The Commission for Racial Equality (CRE) is blocking grants to ethnic minority projects that fail to promote "Britishness" and integration.

    Last week, CRE chairman Trevor Phillips sparked a debate when he said the term "multiculturalism" should be scrapped.

    What is all this? 'Multiculturalism' should be scrapped? 'Britishness' should be promoted? Do mine eyes deceive me or have the cultural revolutionaries at the CRE suddenly been transmogrified into blue-rinse, little Englander, prehistoric, sexist, facist, racist, Tory types? Does Mr.Phillips not appreciate that Pim Fortuyn was branded a 'Nazi' and subsequently assassinated for expressing precisely the same sentiments about his native Holland? Does he merit a posthumous apology now?

    Tempting as it is to cast myself headlong into a whirlwind of malicious, satirical glee this does say something quite serious (and altogether disturbing) about the phrenology of our society. Mr.Phillips & Co clearly believe that they sit so assuredly in the social driving seat that all they have to do is to slam the cultural gears into reverse to send the whole society careering into a sharp handbrake turn.

    And they are right, in truth. For while the CRE may not be government they are most certainly a pillar of the establishment. It is they who get consulted about the nature of laws to be enacted and policies to be implemented so why should they believe anything other than that they can spin us around like tops? (Though watch out for whiplash, that's what I say).

    So yesterday we were all happily chugging down the winding lanes of MultiCulti and today we are proceeding in an orderly manner down Britishness Boulevard. For why, one might reasonably enquire. There is more than a clue:

    "In the wake of what is happening globally - global events - we feel a new emphasis is needed.

    Hmm...what 'global events' could they possibly mean? The Kyoto Treaty? The rapid industrialisation of China? The African AIDS crisis? No, I think it reasonable to posit that the 'global event' they are referring to is the rise of radical, violent Islamism which has gone and shoved a spanner in their previous works. Persuading everyone to 'embrace' that was simply impossible even by the lights of the 'NuLabour' vanguard.

    That was always the major structural weakness in the post-modernist construct. It is very easy, and even rewarding, to celebrate diversity but the feelgood factor only works so long as everyone agrees to play nicely. It only takes a few people to become incendiary for the whole damn tinder box to go up in flames.

    Fawning over authentic Central Asian cuisine is fun and bedecking one's house with African ju-ju dolls is a really neat fashion statement but the prospect of "streets running with blood like rivers" is, shall we say, a diversity too far. Let's not got there shall we, dear.

    So new situation = new history. Out with the old party line and in with the new, better party line that will be welcomed by many and resented by a few. Of course, nobody will remember that there was ever a time when the party line was any different. They will not care to. No-one will be so rude or so ingracious as to recall that, as recently as a few weeks ago, saying the things that Mr.Phillips has said could get you fired from your job or even investigated by the police. That is how it goes in a country without memories.

    So now we are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

    April 08, 2004
    Thursday
     
     
    No more heroes anymore
    Andy Duncan (Henley)  Civil liberty/regulation • UK affairs

    If there were ever an annual Ayn Rand award, here in the UK, for Britain's most outstanding business leader, then a recent contender could easily have been Tim Martin, the founder and chairman of the JD Wetherspoon chain of pubs. He created this chain from virtually nothing, in 1979, and built it into one of the largest leisure businesses in the country. Which is remarkable.

    But being a former law student he has fallen into the trap of believing that if a law is passed by a legislature then this automatically makes it a good thing. Because he has just called for a smoking ban to be imposed upon all the privately owned pubs and bars in Britain, following Ireland's recent heavy-handed example.

    Now I have no problem with Mr Martin banning smoking in all of his own pubs. But like all the best hypocrites Mr Martin has no intention of doing this, because he realises he will lose too much business to his competition. But this hypocrisy has failed to prevent him from wishing to inflict his own intolerant views upon every other private bar owner and pub smoker in the country.

    Which does beg the following question: Are there any truly successful business people here in Britain who we libertarians could actually hold up and respect as role models for the future? Or is it simply impossible in Nanny State Britain for any big business leader to be successful without being mentally flexible enough to accommodate the sinuous and relentless needs of our slave controllers in government?

    I need a hero to worship. Does anybody have one?

    April 07, 2004
    Wednesday
     
     
    Return of the undead
    Andy Duncan (Henley)  UK affairs

    But for the grace of God, are there any loathsome politicians out there who you sometimes feel you may have ended up like? I have one. His name is Alan Milburn, a man who I sometimes look like and sound like, which for those of you who know the difference really is quite a cross to bear.

    Mr Milburn used to be the Secretary of State for Health, here in the UK, until his shock resignation in 2003. We may never know the real reason why he resigned. But when Alan visited me in a nightmare recently, in the guise of my former Marxist Dark Half, he told me he flounced out of government because Tony Blair had become incapable of protecting him from Gordon Brown's prime ministerial ambition.

    But it seems Alan is regretting his flounce and is trying to worm his way back into Tony's ministerial cash box. This morning, on Radio4's Today programme, he spent a lengthy chat with James Naughtie banging on about the glorious work-life balance achievements of Scandinavian-style socialism.

    You can imagine my joy listening to this nauseous bilge, as I circulated around the M25 on my way to earning yet more tax to pay for this Geordie parasite's Chardonnay lifestyle. But one of his supposed claims really ate into me, as I mentally rehearsed the business presentation I had to deliver this afternoon.

    This is the assertion that companies should lower working hours and improve child-friendly work policies, not because this is a nice socialist thing to do, but because this makes companies more productive and more efficient, if only the fools would realise it.

    I suspect if this really were true, then all wildly successful business people would spontaneously adopt such measures without any need for Mr Milburn's expensive regulatory touch, but then I had a wild spontaneous thought of my own.

    If Mr Milburn's work-life balance assertion were true, and British company bosses were being so stupid in failing to adopt its measures, this would mean that there are whole swathes of British industry laying wide open to entrepreneurs willing to adopt Mr Milburn's ideas. If such entrepreneurs were as clever as Mr Milburn in realising how efficient they could become by following his ideas, they would quickly become far more successful than their stupid competitors and clean them out by providing better and cheaper services to consumers in every possible line of business.

    So just what is it that is stopping Mr Milburn, and all the union leaders who also support his assertion, from taking over the whole of British industry with fully work-life balanced companies? Is it, perhaps, that Mr Milburn is talking out his derriere again, as he did for several years as Health Secretary, and would be incapable of managing his way out of a colostomy bag without a big fat government subsidy?

    Or is this just a feeble plea, to Tony, to come and rescue Alan from backbench obscurity and a mere hundred and sixty grand a year in salary and expenses?

    As Tony has now run out of useful idiots, as his New Labour lies have come home, expect Mr Milburn to be given a big fat job spouting defensive hot air for Tony sometime in the next few months, where Alan can spend five days a week at home achieving a big fat taxpayer-funded work-life balance. Nice work, if you are morally bankrupt enough to get it.

    April 06, 2004
    Tuesday
     
     
    Scotland and Somalia
    Paul Marks (Northamptonshire)  African affairs • UK affairs

    Two news stories caught my eye today.

    Firstly B.B.C. Radio 4's Today show reported that the authorities in the People's Republic of Scotland have noticed that sport i