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November 30, 2009
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Samizdata quote of the day
Johnathan Pearce (London)  Slogans/quotations

"When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

I came across this line here.
There are some hilarious one-liners in here.

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I'm having "Chuck Norris" one-liner flashbacks :)

--Spence
Joe Spencer: Libertarian for Texas State House of Representatives


Posted by LibertarianSoul at November 30, 2009 07:07 PM

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
and:
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.


Posted by Alisa at November 30, 2009 09:21 PM

"Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you." heheehe


Posted by Cid the Cidious at December 1, 2009 12:17 AM

I'll take this one:

"Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer."


Posted by mike at December 1, 2009 05:43 AM
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