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March 04, 2009
Wednesday
 
 
CCTV turns nasty
Brian Micklethwait (London)  Civil liberty/regulation • How very odd!

Following on directly from some of the things Johnathan says immediately below this, here is visual proof that surveillance cameras are not quite the innocent gadgets that some tell us:

SpeedGun.jpg

The bloke who sent this in to Idiot Toys found it "somewhere on Amazon", so we may never know where this scary camera is, who it is snooping on, and what its future plans might be.

Caption anyone?

Comments

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"


Posted by Alisa at March 4, 2009 12:20 PM

"Well I am all broken up about that man's rights"

(another Dirty Harry quote).


Posted by Johnathan Pearce at March 4, 2009 12:36 PM

"Welcome to the New World Order."


Posted by Spectre765 at March 4, 2009 12:41 PM

My mother was fucked by R2D2.


Posted by Nick M at March 4, 2009 12:57 PM

Your money and your life!


Posted by tdh at March 4, 2009 01:07 PM

My name is Davis.

Clive Davis.


STB


Posted by ScotsToryB at March 4, 2009 01:16 PM

I know what you're thinking... did I take six photos, or only five?


Posted by Peter Briffa at March 4, 2009 01:18 PM

Brilliant Peter!


Posted by Nick M at March 4, 2009 01:27 PM

Indeed, a winner!


Posted by Alisa at March 4, 2009 04:02 PM

"You will be Exterminated!"


Posted by Patrick B at March 4, 2009 05:36 PM

"Stand and deliver."

Oh wait, I have it confused with stoplight traffic cameras(Link)...


Posted by Alan K. Henderson at March 4, 2009 06:11 PM

Caption: SKYNET Beta 7 Model


Posted by George Atkisson at March 4, 2009 06:19 PM

I'll try a different movie.............

"Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?"


Posted by Dave at March 4, 2009 08:09 PM

You lookin' at me, punk?


Posted by Everyman at March 5, 2009 12:09 AM

"Must...kill...John...Connor..."


Posted by MlR at March 5, 2009 03:56 AM

Shut the CCTV's down by engaging in simulated sex acts.

Something about the story really ticks me off, but at the same time, I'm sure the half of it isn't being reported.


Posted by Ted Schuerzinger at March 5, 2009 01:07 PM

"Don't move."

or

"Put your wheels in the air."


Posted by RW at March 5, 2009 02:52 PM

"ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US"


Posted by Stufor at March 5, 2009 02:54 PM

I doubt it would take a 7.62x51 and function.

Oh wait it's in England isn't it, never mind...

Hate to be a smart aleck but with the exception of you, Theo and a few others your island has become the classic warning to other societies.


Posted by maximus at March 5, 2009 02:57 PM

This is the police, I repeat this is the police, stop criminal or I will have to resort to violence!


Posted by Eschol Tarrant at March 5, 2009 11:27 PM

It's Ned Kelly's latest fashion look! Will the retro 'Dark Knight' style take off this time, or will the other fashion houses fight black?


Posted by Nuke Gray! at March 6, 2009 01:54 AM

Its an infra red camera because sometimes the infra red flash from the speed camera cant pick up a person behind a cold windscreen so they boost it with infrared leds Its probably in a very cold area so its to boost the power of the camera


Posted by Henry North London at March 7, 2009 01:32 AM

Police unveil the new model Smith 2d(home) camera with auto shooting mode.

I see they now want to count them all now, that should be fun! I once found 90 cameras in a 1200 yard stretch.


Posted by Curly at March 7, 2009 10:36 AM
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