Thursday
...a new career for Brown... Melanie Brown.
"You mean Gordon Brown, the new Prime Minister, don't you?" you say.
Hell no, what could be interesting about that? I mean Melanie Brown.
The fact we have a new Prime Minister makes bugger all difference. In fact it is hardly worth reporting. Gordon Brown says he wants to govern for 'change'. Well the catastrophic abridgement of the civil liberties of all Britons during the Blair Years was certainly a 'change'. And no doubt we will indeed get more 'change' under El Gordo, all of it for the worse... so that is hardly newsworthy at all. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
No, the most interesting news worth reporting is all about Melanie Brown.

A singer called Brown. Vastly more interesting that some kleptocratic power crazed political hack called Brown

Yes I would !
I really really would!!
Even after all this time!!
As long as I can wear earplugs.
God forbid she might happen to start singing!
Totally off topic.
How are you and Adriana feeling after the African adventure?
Posted by RAB at June 28, 2007 11:43 PM
How are you and Adriana feeling after the African adventure?
Let's see... one of our party caught Typhus, one got some sort of brain fever and I got gastroenteritis. Nothing a few days in hospital and a tropical diseases specialist could not sort out.
Other than that, it was great! I acquired quite a taste for Zil Zil Tibs and Kitfo.
Posted by Perry de Havilland at June 29, 2007 12:04 AM
Jolly good!
Stiff upper and all that!
Zil Zil Tibs and Kitfo ?
Lightly fried domestic pets ?
Or a kickin combo I think I might have seen at WOMAD some years ago? :-)
Posted by RAB at June 29, 2007 12:18 AM
Never call me a stern taskmaster. If the singer called Brown just sort of, you know, stood around, I'd welcome her participation.
Posted by Bill at June 29, 2007 12:21 AM
Uh-oh.... someone better call the FCC, I see nipples......
You know, I bet traffic around here would pick up if this became a regular occurance. It's certainly better than staring at the normal pictures of dour-looking British politicians.
Posted by Quenton at June 29, 2007 12:43 AM
My goodness. Politics would be a lot more interesting if some of the ministers looked like that.
Posted by veryretired at June 29, 2007 02:37 AM
It's certainly better than staring at the normal pictures of dour-looking British politicians.
Which is why I hardly ever post pictures of politicians.
Posted by Perry de Havilland at June 29, 2007 03:10 AM
Neither nipple is as clear to see as I would like, and I am developing eye-strain trying to make out the features. Who can I sue?
Posted by nick g. at June 29, 2007 06:54 AM
Ginger Spice is my favourite. I am a curves man. V. Beckham looks like something you can get out of a Christmas cracker.
Posted by Johnathan Pearce at June 29, 2007 09:01 AM
Jon, I agree with you there, that is for sure. Did you see that they weren't doing it for the money? That was the funniest thing in the whole press conference. This is despite the fact that its well known most of them are broke.
Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge at June 29, 2007 09:53 AM
Of course when it comes to Kleptocrats and people called M Brown, Mr G Brown appointed an expert to his cabinet - one Mark Malloch Brown as his "minister for Africa Asia and the UN" or as I called it his Minister for Kleptocrats.
I agree with everyone else that Melanie Borwn is far more interesting though...
Posted by Francis at June 29, 2007 10:59 AM
She might be a better bet as PM, but when it comes to singing, I'd prefer Gordon.
Posted by Allan at June 29, 2007 11:04 AM
Well, from the very little I have heard of the SG, both Browns are boring enough. Melanie is much better looking, though.
Posted by Alisa at June 29, 2007 11:27 AM
Note that whenever politicians mention "change," they never say "change for the better." Probably the closest they ever come to telling the truth.
And, yes....I'll take Melanie over Gordon anytime. It's obvious from her photo that she's the more honest of the two.
Posted by Col. Hogan at June 29, 2007 02:30 PM
Melanie over Gordon
You surely knew the image those words would convey! I've told my therapist to send his bill to you.
Posted by MarkE at June 29, 2007 02:36 PM
Actually, I prefer the tall one... Sporty, was it? who had by far the best voice of the whole bunch. Little lacking in superstructure, though, but let's face it, Ginger had enough of that for all of them.
Posted by Kim du Toit at June 29, 2007 09:39 PM
I'm with Kim, Melanie Chisolm is by far the most attractive of the Spices. If only because she didn't seem to have to try too hard. She can sing too.
Posted by mandrill at June 29, 2007 10:56 PM
How old are you people?
This is infantile. Let's face it the SG's are "Borderline Boilers"* at the best of times.
nick g,
If you can't make-out the nipples than I can assue you there are many more pictures of nipples to be found on this interweb thing. Some of them belonging to vastly more attractive women than those five caterwauling mingers.
*"Your mind says 'No!' but your nuts say 'Go!'" - Viz.
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