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February 03, 2007
Saturday
 
 
Ouch
James Waterton (Perth, Australia)  Humour • Slogans/quotations

According to the Spanish newspaper El Pais, Cuban doctors have performed a number of experimental ass treatments on the 79-year old president-for-life since he first fell ill in July 2006. These treatments have reportedly included cork blockage, cork removal, high-pressure steam cleaning, violent stomach-punches from the Cuban national boxing team, Santaria chicken sacrifice, and mandatory public anti-constipation rallies.

Seeking to reassure citizens that El Jefe remained in control, a photo in Havana's official newspaper last week showed a him relaxing and chatting with visiting Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez while receiving a colonoscopy. This appeared to be administered via an auger bit attached to the rear axle of a 1953 Plymouth.

- Iowahawk

Comments

Love it---but it doesn't sound nearly painful enough.

By the by, had a just so precious letter to the editor in the local fish wrap the other day bemoaning the planned celebration in Miami when this bozo finally kicks off---all about how mean spirited and ishy it was to rejoice in a death. Luckily I had some newspaper handy to catch it when I yakked.


Posted by veryretired at February 3, 2007 07:58 PM

I hope CFM isn't looking, but have they tried the rectal pear?


Posted by Nick M at February 4, 2007 01:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Laughed my ass off! good surprise laugh too


Posted by Steohan at February 6, 2007 05:04 AM
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