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December 10, 2006
Sunday
 
 
North Korea's uniquely funny propaganda
James Waterton (Perth, Australia)  Humour • Korea

Despite it being a highly sinister state, one of the most notable aspects of the façade North Korea presents to the rest of the world can be found in the unintentionally rich comedic value sincerely dished out by Pyongyang's global network of propagandists. Exhibit A would have to be the depiction of the country's kooky leader, Kim Jong il, who was famously and brilliantly lampooned in the movie Team America: World Police. Further evidence can be found in Samizdata postings on earlier oddball giggles courtesy of North Korea's propaganda machine - review these here and here.

But wait, there's more. A brief glance at recently-discovered Songun blog (looking through the comments threads there, it is quite remarkable how many people do not realise the site is satirical - hint, hint) prompts further amusement at the cack-handedness of the North Korean P.R. people. Did you know that North Korea is planning to host an international rock festival in early-mid 2007? It's true. According to the North Korean English language website, Voice of Korea, ROCK FOR PEACE

will be the 2007 version of Woodstock rock festival in 1969 but in a different location and with a different goal.
Riiiight. And like crazy ol' spontaneous and unregulated Woodstock of 1969, Rock For Peace promises
few restrictions and conditions on participation but any band will be considered even though you are from USA. The lyrics should not contain admirations on war, sex, violence, murder, drug, rape, non-governmental society, imperialism, colonialism, racism, anti-DPRK, and anti-socialism. There are few restrictions and conditions on participation but any band will be considered even though you are from USA. The lyrics should not contain admirations on war, sex, violence, murder, drug, rape, non-governmental society, imperialism, colonialism, racism, anti-DPRK, and anti-socialism.
I am not sure there are any American acts who would satisfy the criteria. Perhaps the Brits could send Rolf Harris, preferably on a one-way passage.

There are, however, indications that the North Korean propaganda machine is starting to come to terms with the concept of producing convincing copy. Displayed at the bottom of the Voice of Korea website is a photo of a few hot and bothered middle-aged Euros posing with a group of male teenage soccer players. Songun (and this Guardian article) quotes the caption of the picture in question as reading

HEY, AMERICANS, YOU SHOULD LEARN A LOT FROM OUR NORWEGIAN FRIENDS WHO ARE HAVING REALLY GOOD TIME WITH NORTH KOREAN YOUNG SCHOOL BOYS.
No doubt to the Norwegians' immense chagrin, a really good time with the boys is no longer being had over at Voice of Korea. They're learning - one step at a time.

Comments

"Famously and brilliantly lampooned in the movie Team America: World Police."

Reet, reet. Much like such engaging existentialist tropes as The Flintstones, or the bizarre dadaist fantasies espoused by Chip and Dale.

You blithering idiot.


Posted by Zeph at December 10, 2006 02:42 PM

Opinion noted. Next!


Posted by James Waterton at December 10, 2006 02:47 PM

I didn't realize that the DPRK was trying to sell paedophile tourism. Sign of a desperate economy. LOL


Posted by kentuckyliz at December 10, 2006 03:17 PM

I've always found North Korea to be a kind of parody of itself. For example, murals of the Dear Leader on the subway, and a bizarre video about car factory on the official DPRK website (click the picture of the car, bottom right). It's hard to believe that North Korea is a real place, and scary that people can come to this.


Posted by Rob Fisher at December 11, 2006 01:50 PM

So Kim Jong Il confesses to be a paedophile pimp? Considering his other crimes it does not sound immediately implausible.


Posted by Ursus Maritimus at December 13, 2006 07:30 PM
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