Saturday
David Cameron is at home and he is as horny as hell:
David Cameron will today unveil radical plans to harness the power of the internet by reaching out to a blogging generation that is disaffected and disconnected from mainstream politics.At the heart of the initiative, which is designed to make the Tories one of the most technologically progressive parties in Europe, is "webcameron" - a website for video blogs by their leader. Mr Cameron will provide regular clips with him speaking direct to camera, as well as written blogs and podcasts.
Dave 'Boy' Cameron is in his bedroom and he wants to play. He is ready to fulfill all your fantasies. Anything goes. Features include:
- Tory leader undresses in his bedroom, reveals 7" uncut
- Anonymous access
- Free registration
- Live sex chat
- The 3 'G's - Girls, Guys and Goats!
- Meet hot and sexy Tory singles for erotic chat and more
- Cheapest cam rates on the web
So join now for hot, horny, sexy live action with Tory leader. Everything turns him on. Whatever you like, he is into.
Dave wishes to make it clear to Mark Oaten that he'll do anything for love, but he won't do that.
Posted by John K at September 30, 2006 04:37 PM
Yeah, thanks a bunch. I was just about to eat dinner, too.
Posted by James Waterton at September 30, 2006 04:38 PM
B.B.C. radio had a recording of the audio side of Mr Cameron's latest gimmick - he was in the kitchen (the pretence being that this rich man who married into an even richer family, does housework - well I suppose a man who never reads has to pass the time somehow) surrounded by his children.
Mr Cameron uses his children whenever he wants votes, one of the children is badly disabled. Mr Cameron has no shame - the way he uses his children disgusts me more than any sex and drugs antics he may get up to.
Posted by Paul Marks at September 30, 2006 06:30 PM
I agree with James. I was about to cook dinner for me and my missus and checked the blog, and came across this shit. Dearie me, my appetite has gone. Oh well, time to pour ourselves a glass of claret and hope the memory does not linger.....
Dave Cameron. What a wanker.
Posted by Johnathan Pearce at September 30, 2006 07:19 PM
Is he going to provide content for the Sex With Camels lobby?
He is going to need a bigger bedroom.
Posted by M. Simon at September 30, 2006 08:58 PM
M. Simon,
The link you provided (in spite of the article name) was marvelous. Thanks.
Back on the topic of Mr' Cameron and . . .
EEEEEEUUUUUUUUWWW - FAUGH !!!
CFM
Posted by CFM at October 1, 2006 02:23 AM
7" uncut
And how would you know Thaddeus?
Enquiring (or at least prurient) minds want to know.
John K,
Simon Hughes has made it clear that he'd do anything for love and he will do that.
Posted by Nick M at October 1, 2006 10:22 AM
I think he should have on-line gambling as well. Perhaps they could extend the site to include, Guess how long it takes the Tory MP to choke on his satsuma! and other original party scandals.
Posted by Julian Taylor at October 1, 2006 12:20 PM
You know it's going to be juicy when he starts his webcam, and it's in his bedroom, and there's hay on the floor.
Posted by kentuckyliz at October 1, 2006 02:02 PM
Julian,
I think it was a mandarin.
A Whitehall one.
Why are there so many types of small oranges?
It could confuse a stupid person.
I just saw Zac Goldsmith and Oily Letwin on TV. Talk about HM's opposition. It's more like HM's submission.
Apparently, Tory policy is "a work in progress".
Words fail.
Posted by Nick M at October 1, 2006 03:00 PM
Plainly you have not seen my exclusive Cameron video
http://www.bryanappleyard.com/blog/2006/10/exclusive-pre-release-new-cameron.php
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at October 3, 2006 11:24 AM
