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August 01, 2006
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And now for something completely different...
Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham, Massachusetts)  How very odd!

Take a look at this... Jenna Jameson in a really strange bit of video weirdness. This is not the sort of thing you should 'over-think' in the comment section.

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This is not the sort of thing you should 'over-think' in the comment section.

But clearly Jenna represents the cruel (yet strangely attractive) forces of globalized capitalism and the bouncing bear thingies symbolize oppressed latino workers in Guatamala seeking to break out from Yanqui hegemony and capitalist oppression only to be...


Posted by Snide at August 1, 2006 01:53 AM

Sorry Snide, it isn't.
Heaving, sweaty breasts - that's obviously Global Warming.


Posted by bt at August 1, 2006 10:37 AM

Yes, that really is odd!

But clearly it represents the EU trying to suppress anyone who dares to poke their heads above the approved mediocrity levels imposed by Brussels :-)


Posted by Albion at August 1, 2006 11:05 AM
This is not the sort of thing you should 'over-think' in the comment section

Haha, I too know a challange when I see one!

This is corrupt mankind (represented by a porn star) heartlessly destroying the fragile ecosphere (represented by moles) for profit (represented by the US coin she put into the machine).


Posted by Annette Hansen at August 1, 2006 11:15 AM

bt,
You got closest.


Annette, Snide,
Please... It's tits and violence. I don't require anything more.


Albion,
Since when did the EU look that good?

Admittedly in a slutty, porn star, kinda way but then sometimes you don't want Chateubriand, sometimes you just want a hamburger.



Posted by Nick M at August 1, 2006 12:09 PM

Very succulent hamburgers with lettuce and gherkins and relish and with the baps toasted a light golden-brown...

Umm... Lunch!


Posted by Nick M at August 1, 2006 12:12 PM

Any chance this will be an Olympic sport by 2012?


Posted by steves at August 1, 2006 12:18 PM

Quite good, but I prefer her earlier work...


Posted by Charles.Pooter at August 1, 2006 12:46 PM

No no no. Jenna Jameson is the Jungian archetypal female goddess smashing the male techno-semiotic barriers that have imprisoned in the animal spirits!


Posted by Frequent Flypaper at August 1, 2006 12:56 PM

I stopped ingesting the chemical substances that would help me to understand that video clip quite some time ago!


Posted by Scott Wickstein at August 1, 2006 01:32 PM

She is brash westernised Israel hammering the poor downtrodden Arabs (who are wearing bear-quas, of course)


Posted by Jim Bruskin at August 1, 2006 01:45 PM

That dirty, dumb and blonde chick sure plays a mean whac-a-mole


Posted by Brendan Halfweeg at August 1, 2006 02:47 PM

"We're sorry, Flash 8 is required to run this application.

Please visit www.adobe.com by clicking on this message to install or upgrade your flash player."

Um, thanks, I'll pass.


Posted by Andy at August 1, 2006 03:40 PM

Andy, is there some reason you do not keep your computer upgraded with current releases of something as widely used as Flash?


Posted by Perry de Havilland at August 1, 2006 03:51 PM

Any chance we could get her to blog for us?


Posted by Johnathan at August 1, 2006 03:55 PM

Clearly this is bold-feet exploitation of slutty fashionista white shoes.


Posted by syn at August 1, 2006 04:04 PM

Now there's an idea...


Posted by Mr Eugenides at August 1, 2006 04:54 PM

Whatever.


Posted by Michael Jennings at August 1, 2006 09:57 PM

That is hilarious, in a disturbing kind of way! I find myself watching it again and again for some reason.

Did you know it is the basis of an Adidas commercial?


Posted by Jainine McAlistair at August 1, 2006 10:06 PM

I don'no. I just sort of enjoyed the bouncy blond chick bashing the hell out of those annoying technocolor smurfy things.

To bad she didn't have a shotgun, tho. That would been cool.


Posted by trainer at August 2, 2006 03:04 AM

Flash 8 has not been released for linux. So, the video is unviewable.

However, if its the one I think it is, Jenna is Everywoman showing appropriate persistent response to "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"


Posted by walt moffett at August 2, 2006 04:22 AM

I think the only proper response is:

"Yeah, I'd hit that".


Posted by Better_Not_use_my_RealName at August 3, 2006 12:16 AM

I'll be in my bunk...


Posted by tomWright at August 4, 2006 12:41 PM
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