Sunday
I am proud to announce the launch of the brand "spanking" new adults-only Samizdata site. You can expect the following from the Samizdatistas at our new, saucy digs:
The "Rugmuncher" Samizdata people are a fomping bunch of sinister and heavily creamed globalist illuminati who seek to infect the entire world with the wad pulling felching enters of personal liberty and several property. Amongst our many screws is a sense of humour and the titty fucking intermittent use of British spelling.And you thought us such a pedestrian bunch! Viewing by subscription only. Paypal is on the left.
(Pornolize link via India Uncut)
Dudez,
Great work, but it took you this long to find the excellent Pornolize site? I thought you illuminati folks were on top of social trends, so to speak.
Posted by Jonathan at August 6, 2006 09:17 PM
hmmm... let's try this:
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The Declaration of the thirteen united Motherfucks of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes fucking necessary for one horny people to dissolve the squirting political bands which have connected them with another fucker and to assume among the pissing powers of the fisting earth, the squirting separate and equal station to which the Aardvarks of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the jerking fingerfucks of mankind requires that they should declare the wad pulls which impel them to the golden shower separation.
...very... colorful!
Posted by Tom Jefferson at August 6, 2006 09:36 PM
Jonathan, our Australian chapter is a bit behind the curve :-)
Personally I prefer the Chomsky Bot.
Posted by Perry de Havilland at August 6, 2006 09:40 PM
I guess I would be shocked, if only I understood all the terms...
I mean that sincerely. "Fomping"?
Posted by Kim du Toit at August 6, 2006 11:23 PM
Jonathan, Perry - I take that on the chin. However, I am a classical liberal. Most of my time is taken up trying to devise the most efficient way of switching off war veterans' life support machines, and then shaking down their widows for an arbitrary ridiculous charge as thanks from a grateful nation; perhaps an excessive 'termination of services' fee. Hey, that's a pretty good one! *fierce scribbling noises*
Any remaining hours I spend driving around town in a flatbed truck with a swimming pool tied to the back, looking for small, cute, fluffy animals to drown. The drawback to maintaining such a hectic (and fulfilling) timetable is that I'm somewhat delayed regarding these internet fripperies.
Posted by James Waterton at August 7, 2006 09:39 AM
What does an aardvark have to do with porn?
I too was puzzled by that but did not ask the question for fear of what the answer might turn out to be...
Posted by Perry de Havilland at August 7, 2006 09:58 AM
Anyway, as long as the "adult" samizdata.net includes tasteful nude pics of the various lady samizdatians, I won't complain.
Brit female libertarians seem to be much more attractive than those on this side of The Pond.
[exit, drooling]
Posted by Kim du Toit at August 7, 2006 06:22 PM
