Wednesday
I spotted this online quiz on a Tim Blair thread. Normally, such quizzes tend to be inordinately tedious, but this one raised a chuckle. It features a series of quotes taken from both Al Gore's book Earth In The Balance and The Unabomber's Manifesto. Get marks by correctly attributing each quote to either Unabomber or Gore. I scored precisely 50%. Heh.
As an antidote to environmental luddites, used copies of Bjorn Lomborg's fantastic book The Skeptical Environmentalist are going for a song over at Amazon. When I bought this book a few years ago, it cost me more than fifty (Australian) dollars. If you have not yet read this fascinating expose of the Green movement, what are you waiting for? Whip that credit card out now!

Thank you.
I have been looking for something a bit less silly than Michael Crichton's "State Of Fear" and this looks like the one. Book is on its way.
Posted by Pete at February 1, 2006 11:16 AM
I was attributing what I thought were the more reasonable quotes to Gore, and the more extreme to the Unabomber...
...and when all was said and done, my score was 33%.
Posted by rosignol at February 1, 2006 11:43 AM
Wow.
I scored 17%. I had tried to associate any sort of revolutionary wacko-greenness to Unabomber and any sort of reasonable historical reference to Gore.
Looks like that isn't the case....
Posted by The Pedant-General at February 1, 2006 11:48 AM
I scored 58%. I was looking largely at language usage; going on thye supposition that Gore would write ina simpler, more accessible fashion (i.e., he had an editor)
Posted by Susan Hogarth at February 1, 2006 01:42 PM
I scored 58%. I completed it on the basis that any quote that threatened to send me to sleep came from Gore.
Turned out that a lot of the Unabombers' quotes were bloviating inanities, too.
Posted by Simon Jester at February 1, 2006 01:43 PM
42% here. I spent the morning sending this link to my liberal friends. Too much fun.
Posted by Beck at February 1, 2006 02:36 PM
40% here, genuinely trying to guess which one was written by the wacked out nut job, and which from the Unabomber.
Posted by chris at February 1, 2006 03:04 PM
If you want something to send you to sleep, try the
State of the Union address.
Posted by Karl.Rove at February 1, 2006 04:18 PM
50% exact. Geez Gore speaks a load of poo, doesn't he? Maybe someone should send him Mr Lomborg's book - not my copy though, I like it!
Posted by Patrick at February 1, 2006 07:54 PM
A round 50% for me too. In truth I think the Unabomber is quite a bit brighter than Al Gore, if being a murdering nutcase doesn't disqualify him from the comparison. I think that might be what fooled us.
Posted by Michael Jennings at February 1, 2006 09:19 PM
Most people are more intelligent than Al Gore, who is a thundering oaf and bully.
Not to mention an enviro-fascist.
Posted by Kim du Toit at February 2, 2006 04:46 AM
25%.
At least the online quiz didn't prove I was a libertarian, which is what most of these things seem to set out to do.
Posted by Kim du Toit at February 2, 2006 04:49 AM
58% here...just tried to use some common sense...doesn't seem to apply here.
Posted by Aurora at February 2, 2006 08:52 AM
Yay!! Another victory for sophistry and point scoring over rational discourse. I love the internet.
Yes, highly intelligent, cool but twisted eco-terrorist shares language style and opinions with boring politician. Despite this stunning revelation, I'd still way rather invite the Unabomber to my tea party. In other breaking news, Hitler's opinions on meat-free diet found to be startling similar to opinions of modern vegetarianism advocates! Are these evil veggies plotting to kill us all? It just could be...
Say what you like about Bush, but at least there's no chance of anyone repeating the excercise with his quotes....
Posted by J at February 2, 2006 11:43 AM
To the humourless J:
Recently, I was sent a bunch of Dan Quayle quotes that had been spuriously re-attributed to Bush.
Does that count?
Posted by James Waterton at February 2, 2006 12:33 PM
Mr. Waterton, might I suggest revised wording for this particular blog entry:
"Remember that when the FBI searched Unabomber Ted Kaczinski’s shack (after his brother turned him in), they found only a handful of personal items and just a single, well-read book.
What was the one title that the Unabomber felt was so important it was his only reading material? Earth in the Balance, by Al Gore." (Sorry, I wasn't able to properly underline the book's title.)
Hopefully, the aforementioned will give needed perspective to the online quiz under discussion here.
Posted by Brian at February 2, 2006 01:10 PM
25% here. Perhaps someone should send the test to Al Gore - my guess is he'd assume they were all his own work, and thus score 50%.....
Posted by Tuscan Tony at February 2, 2006 01:28 PM
At least the online quiz didn't prove I was a libertarian, which is what most of these things seem to set out to do.
So wtf are you doing posting on a Libertarian blog then?
And what exactly is an 'enviro-fascist'? Someone who helps save the environment by making sure that all the bodies of his opponents are carefully disposed of? Also how would that quiz actually prove that you are a Libertarian, as opposed to the view you convey of being an idiotarian?
Posted by Julian Taylor at February 2, 2006 03:37 PM
Brian - the Unabomber is a brilliant man. I find it hard to believe his thinking was shaped by one book alone. I also cannot find any reference to your assertion that Earth In The Balance was the only book found in Kaczyn ski's cabin at the time of his capture - and knowing what I know about the man - your claim sounds as spurious as those George Bush quotes I mentioned above.
Point is that the Unabomber's demands and analyses are so similar to a number of "moderate" environmentalists - however, their M.O.s are different. This in itself is instructive.
Posted by James Waterton at February 2, 2006 04:03 PM
Hitler was not a vegetarian. I wish people would stop perpetrating this myth.
Posted by Ivan at February 2, 2006 08:23 PM
A thundering 17% here, too. I really did think I could pick out the ramblings of a deranged mind from those of a solid upstanding domestic terror perp.
Posted by Nicholas at February 2, 2006 10:02 PM
8%. I guess I assumed Al was the more sensible one.
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