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September 26, 2003
Friday
 
 
An intriguing proposition
David Carr (London)  European Union • Humour

ATTN: THE SAMIZDATA TEAM
FROM: THE HONOURABLE PRESIDENT
OF THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION, ROMANO PRODI

Dear Sir/Madam,

Good day Sirs. I hope my letter does not cause you too much embarrassment as I write to you in good faith and the transaction is of mutual benefit. Based on the contact address given to me by a friend who works at the Nigerian chamber of commerce attached to your embassy in my country.

Please excuse my intrusion into your private life. I am Romano Prodi, the appointed President of the European Commission and my friends and I are in danger of losing a lot of money due to vindictive investigators and their friends in the media who are bent on ruining us financially. Consequently, my friends in the Commission have asked me to seek for a foreign partner who can work with us to move out the total sum of €75,000,000.00 ( seventy five million Euros), presently in their possession.

This money was of course, acquired by my friends through hard work and enterprise. The Swiss government has already frozen all our accounts in Switzerland, and some other countries would soon follow to do the same.

This bid by some political rivals to deal with this my friends and I has made it necessary that we seek your assistance in receiving this money and in investing it on behalf of our behalf. This must be a joint venture transaction and we must all work together. Since this money is still in cash, extra security measures have been taken to protect it from theft or seizure, pending when agreement is reached on when to move it into a secure and anonymous territory pending on our agreement.

I have personally worked out all modalities for the peaceful conclusion of this transaction. The transaction definitely would be handled in phases and the first phase will involve the moving of €25,000,000.00 (twenty five million Euros).

My friends are willing to give you a reasonable percentage of this money as soon as the transaction is concluded. It will, however, be based on the grounds that you are willing to work with us and also all contentious issues being discussed before the commencement of this transaction. You may also discuss your percentage before we start to work. As soon as I hear from you, I will give you all necessary details as to how we intend to carry out the whole transaction. Please, do not entertain any fears, as all necessary modalities are in place, and I assure you of all success and safety in this transaction.

Please, this transaction requires absolute confidentiality and you would be expected to treat it as such until the funds are moved out of Europe to where you intend to receive them.

In compliance with this you are to forward to me the following details: your complete names and addresses, confidential telephone and fax numbers, bank account details and all relevant account numbers. This is to enable me perfect all the necessary documentation with the security firm and move this money across to your country of choice.

Please, you will also ignore this letter and respect our trust in you by not exposing this transaction, even if you are not interested.

I look forwards to working with you. Thank you.

Truly Yours

Romano Prodi.

Comments

I read the Nigerian e-mail scam is the oldest on the internet - and yet it still nets millions from the vulnerable.


Posted by Tim G at September 26, 2003 03:50 PM

Clever piece, though. There are probably some morons right now trying to respond to it.


Posted by Verity at September 26, 2003 04:23 PM

Too bad that the Hussein boys bought the farm this past summer. There were perfectly good variation of Spanish Prisoner scam featuring Quasay Hussein that was already type up...


Posted by BigFire at September 26, 2003 04:38 PM

A big smile on a friday afternoon - excellent.

There is nothing the Nigerian scammers could teach the eurocrats in the art of robbing us.


Posted by Tim Daw at September 26, 2003 05:10 PM

Only €25M! Who's got the real money?


Posted by Guy Herbert at September 26, 2003 05:27 PM

Neil Kinnock?


Posted by ernest young at September 26, 2003 07:07 PM

How much is that in real money?


Posted by DustPuppy at September 26, 2003 10:53 PM

Wait, isn't this supposed to be TYPED WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON?


Posted by Mitch at September 27, 2003 04:06 PM

Sounds OK to me I know you are good for it.If you just transfer the deeds for Tuscany the deals on


Posted by Moron at September 27, 2003 07:59 PM
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