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April 25, 2003
Friday
 
 
Galloway fights back
David Carr (London)  Humour • UK affairs

In a dramatic development, under-fire British MP George Galloway has stunned an audience of journalists at a press conference by stripping off all of his clothes and posing for photographs whilst completely naked.

The controversial left-wing MP for Glasgow Kelvin had called the press conference in order to answer allegations that he accepted substantial payments from the former Iraqi regime. However, during a particularly heated round of questioning, Mr.Galloway suddenly stood up and began to undress himself. The attendant journalists watched in bemusement as Mr.Galloway eventually got down to his underpants which he whipped off with a flourish and draped over the ITN sound-recordist's boom-mike.

It is the only way for me to fight back against this wicked right-wing American Zionist conspiracy to discredit me...

Said Mr.Galloway who was unrepentant about his unorthodox and shocking gesture:

Sorry? Of course I'm not sorry. It's one of the most liberating things I have ever done. In fact, I'm already talking to the Guardian about a centrefold spread as part of a special colour-supplement next month.

Mr.Galloway's gesture was warmly welcomed by a new left-wing organisation called the Campaign for Hindbrained Political Stunts (CHiPS) which is dedicated to pursuing a variety of 'progressive' causes with public displays of nudity. Denouncing all clothing as an oppressive construct of late-stage capitalism the group also intends to use bodily functions such as urination, defecation and induced vomiting as a means of protest. The group's motto is: "Other people discuss, we just disgust".

Comments

You have no idea how much I wish this was true


Posted by phil at April 25, 2003 07:16 PM

Ack! There's a visual image I won't get out of my head any time soon!


Posted by Just A Lurker at April 28, 2003 03:54 AM