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"Cleanse The State With The Blood of Martyrs", rumbled Three Yoked Oxen. Rincewind spun around and waved a finger under Three Yoked Oxen's nose, which was as high as he could reach. "I'll bloody well thump you if you trot out something like that one more time!" he shouted, and then grimaced at the realisation that he had just threatened a man three times heavier than he was. "Listen to me, will you? I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It's never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward, brave commrades!" you'll see he's the one behind the bloody big rock and wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!"
- Rincewind, the Wizard from Terry Pratchett's Interesting Times