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In his debut film released later this week the deliciously un-PC Ali G gets elected as MP (Member of Parliament) for Staines and becomes involved in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister. He presents his manifesto for a more 'wikid' Britain in Da State We Iz In published in the last Sunday Telegraph. In a rousing finale of this articulate document he answers the question of "Why should u change de world?" in a practical manner whilst keeping his eyes on the ultimate dream:

U should do it 4 your childrens benefit and for your unemployment benefit, your housing benefit and your disability benefit: try to increas dem as much as posible. I know it's a dream but together lets try and make de place where we bring up our kidz to be as good as South Central LA...

Anyone fancy joining him?... I thought not, but it is a wikid larf.