Comments on: Stability

By: Jacob

Jacob — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:17:09 +0000

Kim is saying:
“Where’s the beef?!”

By: RAB

RAB — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:00:03 +0000

Didn’t the current Porker, er sorry Dear Leader, study for a while in the USA, and was considered a complete dork by his classmates who had no idea who he was related to? Big fan of Basketball by all accounts. Which is an improvement on his dad, who was a big fan of Bond films. He had the white cat and Mao suit and everything.

KIm knows what the West looks like and what it can do, but he can’t tell the Nork people or they may literally go insane after all the lies that have been told them for the last 60 years. He is a prisoner of the Wacky hatted Generals who are really in charge as much as anyone else in his beknighted land. But he gets to eat all the pies.

By: Natalie Solent

Natalie Solent — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:58:27 +0000

One thing I noticed in the photos of the previous Great Looker and also in the pics of the present Dear Looker is how the heating never seems to be on. Always with those padded coats. They don’t even turn the heating on for him.

Poor bastard. I mean it. He cannot have a normal human relationship.

By: John Galt

John Galt — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:44:34 +0000

Caption Competition:

“But Dear Leader…this is just your entré”

By: nemesis

nemesis — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:29:36 +0000

Yes – very beige. Beige and no litter. That was the first thing that struck me on my first visit to Moscow about thirty years ago. The flotsam and jetsam of modern life you don’t notice until its not there.

By: Alisa

Alisa — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:23:01 +0000

Why are we eating our Cavalry??

Because we are out of horses, Dear Leader.

By: RAB

RAB — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:19:04 +0000

Ok Mid I’ll bite.

KIm is saying…

Horsemeat? Why are we eating our Cavalry??

By: Alisa

Alisa — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:08:10 +0000

"What, no arugula?"

By: Alisa

Alisa — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 18:18:27 +0000

Right Wing Bastions of Faggotry. I am so stealing this one:-)

By: Midwesterner (Wisconsin, USA)

Midwesterner (Wisconsin, USA) — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:55:21 +0000

We call this one "Soylent Beige."

By: Midwesterner (Wisconsin, USA)

Midwesterner (Wisconsin, USA) — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:52:37 +0000

When I first saw that picture of Kim Jong-un, and each time while I was setting up and testing the article, I kept thinking "Caption Contest!!!"

By: Paul Marks

Paul Marks — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:33:30 +0000

“Proof that the Western capitalists lie – we have food in People’s Republic! You may have it scientifically tested if you wish.”

Seriously – the Economist magazine had a front cover story about how North Korea is changing.

I did not read the story (perhaps it is a wonderful story – full of evidence and insightful reasoning), in my bigoted way I just took it as evidence that North Korea is NOT changing.

But I was depressed (and thus thrust deeper into a dim view of the E.M.) by the wretched American section of the magazine – full of drivil about government spending “cuts” in the United States (government spending is, of course, going UP). Proposed “cuts” are really “cuts in the increase”.

This sort of error may not be in the North Korean league – but it does put me in nasty temper.

“Determinism” – we give you the external stimuli and we can predict the results…….

Not really.