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Samizdata quote joke of the day

Did you hear that Michael Jackson has gone to meet his other maker?

- Adriana Lukas, delivered deadpan during luncheon.

11 comments to Samizdata quote joke of the day

  • Al Williams

    when Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish.

    she wished for all the children to be safe.

    So God killed Michael Jackson

    (too soon?)

  • David Crawford

    RE: Michael Jackson.

    America, a place where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.

  • Apparently his last request was for a fiddler at the funeral.

  • Johnathan Pearce

    On the third day, he will rise.

  • manuel II paleologos

    Doctors aren’t too sure of the cause but have apparently ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times.

  • Dom

    You should all be ashamed of yourselves, talking that way about a dead man. He is dead, right? He didn’t just fall asleep, did he? They have tests for that, don’t they?

  • Kristopher

    Food poisoning. Those 12 year old nuts are dangerous.

  • dr kill

    Hahaha, there are some really good ones over at FMFT.

  • David Crawford

    Ptomaine poisoning. Ate a bad wiener.

    And his last act before croaking? Getting arrested at Wal-Mart. He saw a sign that said “Boys Pants — Half Off”.

  • the other rob

    Apparently, he hasn’t been this stiff since the weekend Macaulay Culkin stayed over.

  • tdh

    Vegetarianism and cartoons don’t mix.