The Red And The Blue – Protagonist Julian Sorel joins the Obama administration as the only viable available means of social advancement

Animal House Farm – Benjamin the donkey plots his revenge after the pigs put him on Double Secret Probation

The PhotoShop of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde’s tale gets modernized

Time Lord of the Rings – Inhabitant of a blue call box leads Frodo on a quest involving orcs, Daleks, and questionable jewelery

As for this project:

If the film is not played for laughs (which it most likely will be) the Predator would find a world where the philsophy of seeking after dangerious opponents (not unarmed noncombatents – after all Predators are not “Aliens” out to lay eggs, or whatever, in people and so on) to prove itself against in a fight to the death, was rather better understood than it is today.

The Predator would also find that formal costumes and good manners did not mean that the people it faced were not killers – and highly intelligent killers.

People who would quite likely find ways of making up for their technological inferiority.

Many of the gentlemen of the early 1800′s would be far more likely to survive than most of us would be.

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies is also being developed.

In these dark times it warms my heart that some people are looking out for what my soul craves – bonnets and boomsticks.

#4 Terminator of Endearment
#3 Indiana Jones’ Diary
#2 Alien Vs. Pret-a-Porter
#1 How Stella got her payback

I first saw “Terminator of Endearment” in Mad something like 20 years ago.

Please!