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Horny Dave likes to be watched!!

David Cameron is at home and he is as horny as hell:

David Cameron will today unveil radical plans to harness the power of the internet by reaching out to a blogging generation that is disaffected and disconnected from mainstream politics.

At the heart of the initiative, which is designed to make the Tories one of the most technologically progressive parties in Europe, is “webcameron” – a website for video blogs by their leader. Mr Cameron will provide regular clips with him speaking direct to camera, as well as written blogs and podcasts.

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  • Tory leader undresses in his bedroom, reveals 7″ uncut
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So join now for hot, horny, sexy live action with Tory leader. Everything turns him on. Whatever you like, he is into.

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11 comments to Horny Dave likes to be watched!!

  • John K

    Dave wishes to make it clear to Mark Oaten that he’ll do anything for love, but he won’t do that.

  • Yeah, thanks a bunch. I was just about to eat dinner, too.

  • Paul Marks

    B.B.C. radio had a recording of the audio side of Mr Cameron’s latest gimmick – he was in the kitchen (the pretence being that this rich man who married into an even richer family, does housework – well I suppose a man who never reads has to pass the time somehow) surrounded by his children.

    Mr Cameron uses his children whenever he wants votes, one of the children is badly disabled. Mr Cameron has no shame – the way he uses his children disgusts me more than any sex and drugs antics he may get up to.

  • Johnathan Pearce

    I agree with James. I was about to cook dinner for me and my missus and checked the blog, and came across this shit. Dearie me, my appetite has gone. Oh well, time to pour ourselves a glass of claret and hope the memory does not linger…..

    Dave Cameron. What a wanker.

  • Is he going to provide content for the Sex With Camels lobby?

    He is going to need a bigger bedroom.

  • CFM

    M. Simon,

    The link you provided (in spite of the article name) was marvelous. Thanks.

    Back on the topic of Mr’ Cameron and . . .

    EEEEEEUUUUUUUUWWW – FAUGH !!!

    CFM

  • Nick M

    7″ uncut

    And how would you know Thaddeus?

    Enquiring (or at least prurient) minds want to know.

    John K,

    Simon Hughes has made it clear that he’d do anything for love and he will do that.

  • Julian Taylor

    I think he should have on-line gambling as well. Perhaps they could extend the site to include, Guess how long it takes the Tory MP to choke on his satsuma! and other original party scandals.

  • You know it’s going to be juicy when he starts his webcam, and it’s in his bedroom, and there’s hay on the floor.

  • Nick M

    Julian,

    I think it was a mandarin.

    A Whitehall one.

    Why are there so many types of small oranges?

    It could confuse a stupid person.

    I just saw Zac Goldsmith and Oily Letwin on TV. Talk about HM’s opposition. It’s more like HM’s submission.

    Apparently, Tory policy is “a work in progress”.

    Words fail.